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The Royal Court of the Realm of Warriors
Topic Started: Oct 13 2006, 08:45 PM (1,918 Views)
Sedalb
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Morning creeped in, the sky regaining it's past colour of a light shade of pink mixed with light blue. The grass was still moist with the morning dew as nature welcomes the sun and it's life giving rays. The early bird snatches the worm and the song birds hum a few notes into the sweet air. As the warm sun sent it's soothing warmth over the Kingdom, a man slowly wakened from his deep slumber. Rubbing his eyes he blinked twice before clearing this throat for his morning greeting.

"ME HUNGRY!" yelled the hoarse voice of Sedalb, "I WANT FOOD!!! ME SO HUNGRY THAT I CAN EAT HORSE!" he yelled again.

The man started to run around his room shouting random sounds like "UGH" and "OUF" among other sounds. Soon enough the man made it outside of his small one room hut, and the beauty of morning was ruined.

"FOOD? WHERE ARE YOU FOOD?" he yelled while running like an oaf.

His eyes scanned the area for any signs of food which is what they do best. Looking around he soon spotted a stray chicken that escaped from it's hut.

"BIRDIE!!!" he yelled and the chicken turned it's head towards the large man in horror. "COME HERE BIRDIE!" he shouted as he started to chase the bird around the town.
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Fan heard someone running aroun dscreaming random things and groaned. "I was having a good dream too..." He walked over to one of the library windows that overlooked the yard where the man was running around and picked up a paperweight. "SHut up!!!!" fan shouted before throwing the paperwight at the chicken to hopefully get hijm back inside away from the library.
As a doctor, I've waited years for the chance to exact horrific revenge upon the brat -- I mean, to demonstrate procedures so radical that they will revolutionize out understanding of gross anatomy! ~ The Doctor in Excel Saga Vol. 3
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Sedalb
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As he was chasing the chicken a random object flew from the sky and knocks out the bird. Sedalb jumped back as the chicken fell over, he didn't know what happened. He poked the chicken with a stick as the bird twitched a bit.

"I made it sleepy!" Sedalb said to himself, "I eat you up now!" he said to the unconsious chicken as he picked it up to cook it in his hut.
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Leafgreen205
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Leaf was walking through the hallways, whistling. He had previously just put a bucket on top of a door, so when it was opened, a bucket would hit them in the head. He found it genious, and smiled wickedly.
I HAVE NOTHING TO PUT HERE! =O
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Blinking Rune
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Name: Princess Daisy
Gender: Take your best guess.
Age: 20?
RoW related history: Princess Daisy has been a member for a very long time, but left one day to travel to the Queendom of Falena. During this time, her evil cousin took over and wrote evil poetry and evil posts. Afterwards, Princess Daisy didn't bother coming back, and kept mainly to close friends over various methods of contacting. One day, much to everyone's regret, Princess Daisy returned and started hugging and making :wub: faces at everyone. After returning, Princess Daisy was never quite the same, preferring to lie about everything and spending more time lurking while logged off than actually being there. Princess Daisy prefers to keep details about real life to a minimum...but some people out there claim to know me, despite Princess Daisy being a professional liar.
Profession: Princess
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Silver was crouched on top of the roof of the small house on the castle grounds where she made her residence. She had been awake for some time, someone in her profession couldn't just sleep the day away. Watching Seldab chase the chicken around seemed to amuse her, but she tried to keep herself from smiling. Turning away from the scene, she surveyed the castle grounds. Everything had been quiet so far (despite the obvious cook chasing a chicken), and something bothered her a bit. Jumping off the roof, Silver landed on her feet, rather gracefully, and started to head towards a better scouting position.
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Nav
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Nav had woken up to the sound of yelling. Again? he thought to himself. He threw on his helmet and robes. The small pink wizard began to take his usual morning stroll around the castle grounds, still trying to wake up. He definately wasn't a morning person.
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Sedalb
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Sedalb walks outside again and dissapears into another small building. He then re-appears holding a pig under his arm as the half asleep animal is clueless of its demise.
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Nav
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Nav watched Sedalb, the Royal cook, carry a pig towards his hut. He's very... Enthusiastic. Nav said to himself Thats a good thing... Right?
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Blinking Rune
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Princess Daisy woke up in a fancy bedroom, with Daisy's pillow covered in drool. Of course, Princess Daisy drooled and slept at the same time. It was only natural for a Princess to drool and sleep at the same time. Now, Daisy was still tired...but the sun was up. So being the Princess that Daisy is, Daisy went back to sleep and resumed drooling on the pillow.
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Otacon walked through the library holding a large, thick book. He walked over to a large, brown bookshelf and placed the book back in it's proper place.

The wood that this bookshelf is made out of is rotting...

He took another book off the shelf and sat down in a large, black chair to read it.
"Zephos would join just because Zephos would like to get something other than Ash's dumb battle tatics [sic] that involves only "go and pwn them pikachu!!1!@" scared into Zephos' mind " ~ Zephos

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Name: J
Gender: male
Age: 18
Profession: all important and mighty Jester
Appearance: brown hair, green eyes, and jester-y-ish
RoW related history: a person from a distant land. After the tyrant there banished all forms of fun and games he and his mighty army left. After much wandering and lurking throughout the world they settled in the Realm of Weirdos...>.> I mean Warriors. Now J and his undefeatable army spend their days relaxing with the other people of the land. Now J has decided to join everyone in the Royal Court, employed as the jester.
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Sedalb
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A few minutes later, Sedalb exits the hut once again and enters the castle holding a basket of unknown products. A minute later he exits a castle with an empty basket (which is different) and walks up to an apple tree.

"APPLE!!!" he yelled at the tree, "GIVE ME APPLES!!" he ordered, half thinking the tree will comply.

After a few seconds of nothing, Sedalb got furious. He started yelling and ringed his hands around the tree and shook it. Almost lifting the tree out of it's roots, Sedalb noticed that his basket was full of apples that fell off the tree as he shook it. He then thanked the tree and hurried back in to the castle with the basket of apples.
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Techno put his book down and looked out the window overlooking the courtyard at Sedalb doing god-knows-what to a tree. "If we didn't rely on that idiot for our food, I'd probably blast him right now..." he said as he sat back down and resumed reading.
"I'm already a dork, just give me the license!!!" ~Bill Engvall
"... I SAID, '...'!!!" ~Penguin from the original Paper Mario during the part of Ch.7 where Mario is accused of murder
"You can't fix stupid." ~Ron "Tater Salad" White
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Otacon
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Otacon got up out of his chair and closed the book.

I don't see why so many people waste their time learning that impractical and useless magic. Light magic is so weak that it's pathetic. Elder and Anima magic are far superior. Not only is it useless, but it's one of the most boring subjects to study.

He placed the book back on the shelf and left the library. He walked through the royal garden, focusing on the beautiful flowers. He bent over and picked one.

I've always loved these flowers...

He took the flower and walked up to the second level to his room. He retrieved a small, blue vase from a cabinet and put the flower in it, leaving it on his polished oak table.

He went back down to the garden and continued walking until he reached the kitchen. He entered to see Sedalb carrying a basket full of apples.

"Do you need any help?" he asked Sedalb as he walked over to him.
"Zephos would join just because Zephos would like to get something other than Ash's dumb battle tatics [sic] that involves only "go and pwn them pikachu!!1!@" scared into Zephos' mind " ~ Zephos

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