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| 'Worst Song Ever' Competition | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 10 2009, 09:42 PM (426 Views) | |
| Schwerpunkt | May 10 2009, 09:42 PM Post #1 |
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Criteria; A) Must be 'new,' as in released in the past 25 years. Must be on YouTube.C) Must contain lyrics. D) Must be fucking awful. Language, genre are independent. If there's enough feedback, we'll include it. Also note that there is no music video requirement, though that could potentially be gravy on the cake. Live performances are acceptable. My nominations The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat: the title says it all. It's a fucking terrible song, and by terrible I mean hilariously bad. Plus the lead vocalist looks like Sidney Crosby, which reaffirms my belief that Crosby's retarded. Annihilator - Kraft Dinner: Unfortunately, the song's so awful only this kid (lolmohawk) made a video with it. The song starts at 1:10ish. Some YouTube kid - Halloween Theme Song Parody: It's not that it's a bad parody (it's great, in fact), it's that it manages to take what is otherwise a haunting theme and make it so... non-haunting? Dschinghis Khan - Moskau: It's so amazingly upbeat that it's great. But they literally sing "love tastes like caviar," m'kay? Black Messiah - Moskau: If the discothek-esque rendition wasn't bad enough, these guys decided death metal growls would make it better. Hail. Nominate moar. |
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| Amzi | May 10 2009, 09:51 PM Post #2 |
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The Lonely Island are awesome, as a matter of fact I was listening to their album earlier. Incredibad. Schwer, they are hilarious and for making that song up in a week (for SNL) it is god, plus........it is just fucking hilarious like all of their other songs. |
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| Schwerpunkt | May 10 2009, 09:55 PM Post #3 |
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I'm aware that it's an attempt to parody the industry. That doesn't change the fact it's not hilarious. Like your attempt to call China an ally, but that's neither here nor there. |
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| Amzi | May 10 2009, 10:08 PM Post #4 |
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Okay, well that was a cheap shot. I think it is hilarious, my opinion. |
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| zzcrackzilla | May 10 2009, 11:48 PM Post #5 |
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This song rules. Gtfo. This is the worst song ever. It also gave me a horrrrrrribly bad trip one time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg |
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| Stoklomolvi | May 10 2009, 11:53 PM Post #6 |
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Worst song: anything classified under the umbrella of "hip-hop." |
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| zzJJ | May 11 2009, 05:47 AM Post #7 |
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Agreed, partially, all I enjoy is old school rap, and hip hop. Such as NWA, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Tupac, Biggie etc. Along with RATM and alotta classic rock |
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| zzmaikeru | May 11 2009, 06:35 AM Post #8 |
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Here's a good hip-hop one for you all: Wait (The Whisper Song) - Ying Yang Twins |
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| Royis | May 11 2009, 07:52 AM Post #9 |
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Candy Mountain Song Bannana in Your Ear Song And that one song from the third Charlie the Unicorn |
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| Zactarn Prime | May 11 2009, 09:07 AM Post #10 |
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Charlie the Unicorn pwns, until they sing. LONELY ISLAND FTW I <3 LONELY ISLAND (schwer apparently lacks ears and a sense of humor :P) |
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| zzphilanchez | May 11 2009, 01:02 PM Post #11 |
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I live within fifteen miles of College Park, which is the city in Georgia where Mr. Collipark and Soulja Boy are from. Don't complain ok, I've had to live with that piece of shit waste of flesh they call Soulja Boy and his shitty music since I moved here in 2004... EDIT: Possibly worse than Crank Dat |
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| Recon | May 11 2009, 01:09 PM Post #12 |
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How can people have missed "Eurovision" for this long? It’s on next week! It’s the annual shit music and biased voting spectacular. It’s amazing to think that Latvia’s economy is going to shrink 12% this year after watching its Eurovision entry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG1WZqHTLQU&feature=related Such common sense! Jemini - Cry baby - United Kingdom - Eurovision 2003 this is my candidate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu5kgSeZHfw Saying that I did like Greeces entry... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoA7ELppWHk&feature=related What a lovely.. voice. Shes a Greek-American btw. I like Greece ![]() |
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| zzwanderjar | May 11 2009, 03:40 PM Post #13 |
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This one just barely qualifies in age, but Europe's "The Final Countdown". I hate this song with a passion. When I got back from Mountain Survival School my squadmates and I used this song jokingly to countdown the final hours we were stuck out there at the mock firebase. They actually liked it for some reason...lol |
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| Senders | May 11 2009, 04:17 PM Post #14 |
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Hollaback Girl... no actually just anything Gwen Stefani. Anyhow enough about that crap, lets listen to awesomeness. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama |
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| Zactarn Prime | May 11 2009, 04:37 PM Post #15 |
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WTF ARE THEY COUNTING DOWN TOO?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT THAT MEATLOAF WON'T DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? these are the questions we need answered. Soulja Boy or Boi, or w/e is fuckin shit. Crank Dat was terrible, even wrose was Ya trick however Kiss Me Through The Phone ain't all that bad. |
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| Amzi | May 11 2009, 07:03 PM Post #16 |
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I hate all those guys like Solja Boy and lil Wayne. They give music a bad name. here is my nomination. It is We like Sportz by Lonely Island. I LOVE Lonely Island, and I think this is rather hilarious but it fits the requirements: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdca9U9LM |
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| Schwerpunkt | May 11 2009, 07:11 PM Post #17 |
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The intro (very, very intro) is alright. The rest of the song is "oh my god, stab me in the face with a soldering iron." |
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| zzrocker | May 11 2009, 07:30 PM Post #18 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa6qpgLvH30 Thank you all for conceding your defeat. These guys make me want to commit terrible crimes against humanity. |
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| Amzi | May 11 2009, 07:40 PM Post #19 |
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Rocker, are you ever going to freakin' claim?! |
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| zzrocker | May 11 2009, 09:20 PM Post #20 |
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I want to but time, alas, is very short for me. Three kids. Work. Two dogs. Probation. ArmageddonMUD. All these take precedence over what I'm sure is a very enjoyable hobby. I may pick something small and on the fringes so it won't hurt if I vanish or don't to it proper justice. I'm also not really big on the modern setting. I came here looking for a ww2-era RP. Between the three 'major' idealogies there's room for anything to go down. The modern setting is a little to... modern, for me. ![]() I hope no one minds me lurking and jumping in from time to time. Still, I like reading what you guys write and joining in the occasional random thread. So keep it up! |
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| Russia (X) | May 13 2009, 07:22 PM Post #21 |
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Anything by My Chemical Romance. Especially if there are vocals. Posers just can't sing ...
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