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Which of the following can you rock?
A moustache 3 (9.1%)
A beard 8 (24.2%)
A neckbeard 2 (6.1%)
Two or more of the above (specify) 11 (33.3%)
None of the above 9 (27.3%)
Total Votes: 33
ATTN: Men; regarding facial hair
Topic Started: May 21 2009, 01:05 PM (1,295 Views)
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So, I'm in the shower, and I can only think of two things: the first, that I didn't reply to Brazil in the meeting thread, and the second: that I utterly fail when it comes to rocking a beard. But, on the other hand, I can totally rock a moustache -- it's secretly the amplifier for my condescending genius. So, you see, I'm curious as to where the other men (read: any guy that possesses the ability to grow facial hair) stand on this matter. And so I created this poll.

Can you rock out the 'stache, lads?
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zzdoncampos
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Mustache, Beard and neck Beard.

I do not like having either tough.
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zzskylar
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Though I do have facial hair powerz [hooray hormones!], I can't rock it. But that's good, in the political scheme of things. Do you remember the last time we had a president with facial hair?
I'm amused easily by childish things.
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I will be able to do all of em in about 5 years, my family has lots of facial hair on both sides.
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zzskylar
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,21 May 2009 13.07.12] Mustache, Beard and neck Beard.

I do not like having either tough.

Dude, you can't say either when you're comparing three items.
I'm amused easily by childish things.
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zzdoncampos
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Schwerpunkt
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This is up there with the 'yeah!' response to or questions.

In any event, Skylar, you clearly do not recall the glory that was Abraham Lincoln. Or Grant. Or Hayes. Or Garfield. Or Arthur. Or Cleveland. Or Harrison. Or Teddy. Or Taft. And I think Taft was the most recent POTUS.

You know what? Chancellor Bismarck had facial hair. Beat that. In fact, I bet the battleship named after him had facial hair.
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I've got an Indie Kid beard.
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zzdaniel
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well I had a neck beard and I must say considering how unsexy I am I actually looked good with it then what happened military service (Turkish Military) they made me cut all my hear (well I cut it before I went or I knew I would get the shit beaten out of me by the commanders) now am almost bold and no beard. Luckily since I am currently in Commando training (lets see it I can pass it XD) I have the Internet for 2 hours every night so its only thing getting me off my hair XD
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I am the hairiest man you will ever know. Seriously. I would be ideal as a character actor for any Jane Austen adaptation. I can grow any kind of mustache or full beard in about a week.

Normally I go between clean shaven and some sort of handlebar/Lemmy sort of mustache. With the rate I grow facial hair, I get to play around quite a bit.
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Korea that was super XD Jane man that was good it takes me a year to ever see hair on my face XD
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*that*

Erm, yeah. Taft. He was out of office in... oh, right. 1913! This is 2009. That's 96 years man. Besides, the Presidents from Johnson to McKinley were all a bunch of Classical assholes. In case nobody knew, I'm not a big fan of the Gilded Age...
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Schwerpunkt
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Dewey had a moustache. ggkthxbai.

You know who else had a moustache?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turgut_%C3%96zal
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I can pull off a thin mustahce. Kinda like the stereotypical gay frenchman. But I do grow a nasty thick Beard/neckbeard. Kinda like Randy Moss....I have a nappy beard >_<
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zzdaniel
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yes I know Turgut Özal had a moustache the reason being that it is udisscoiredged in Islam it is grown as showing I am a seculer man or they jsut like the fashion
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I can rock a few different styles.
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Schwerpunkt
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,21 May 2009 14.16.47] I can pull off a thin mustahce. Kinda like the stereotypical gay frenchman. But I do grow a nasty thick Beard/neckbeard. Kinda like Randy Moss....I have a nappy beard >_<

So you're a stereotypical gay Frenchman who is curiously crossed with mouthbreathing, neckbeard-wearing fat kids?

So... this?

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Germany [Schwerpunkt
 
,21 May 2009 13.14.51] This is up there with the 'yeah!' response to or questions.

In any event, Skylar, you clearly do not recall the glory that was Abraham Lincoln. Or Grant. Or Hayes. Or Garfield. Or Arthur. Or Cleveland. Or Harrison. Or Teddy. Or Taft. And I think Taft was the most recent POTUS.

You know what? Chancellor Bismarck had facial hair. Beat that. In fact, I bet the battleship named after him had facial hair.

So did Hitler, Saddam, and Stalin? lol.
Is it just me...or is it that Saddam and Stalin look a shitload alike?

Throw in Osama too..and Ahmadenajad.
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Interesting choice of a title thar, Schwerpykins.
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Whatever you say, Glock-kun.
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Lol i like how the ads on the page, reflect the topic...

"Win a free laser hair removal" *Picture of super hot girl, from stomach down...
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Right now I'm sporting a mustache/goatee combo, but I do miss my Vinny Chase beard =P.
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I have obnoxiously long hair, and so I only look good with a mustache when i wear my hair down, which is rarely. I usually shave it all off.
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,21 May 2009 16.12.44] I have obnoxiously long hair, and so I only look good with a mustache when i wear my hair down, which is rarely. I usually shave it all off.

do you pony tail it the rest of the time?
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,21 May 2009 17.25.22]
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,21 May 2009 16.12.44] I have obnoxiously long hair, and so I only look good with a mustache when i wear my hair down, which is rarely. I usually shave it all off.

do you pony tail it the rest of the time?

I'm not sure if that's supposed to be some kind of joke, but I don't get it if it is.
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,21 May 2009 16.31.25]
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,21 May 2009 17.25.22]
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,21 May 2009 16.12.44] I have obnoxiously long hair, and so I only look good with a mustache when i wear my hair down, which is rarely. I usually shave it all off.

do you pony tail it the rest of the time?

I'm not sure if that's supposed to be some kind of joke, but I don't get it if it is.

no, it's not a joke...

you said you wear your hair down "rarely" which I would assume to mean....err, not bound by anything?
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... Is it business up front and a party in the back?
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You know, like MacGyver?
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okay am not looking here again you keep reminding me of my great hair.
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Beard!
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Combine partial Cherokee ancestry with super slow-aging genes (seriously, my mom's side of the family has some weird trait that causes us to develop and age pretty slowly) and you get my near inability to grow facial hair.
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Haven't grown it yet :)
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For every manly man on this forum, this article will have you laughing. Keep in mind it's all in good taste from an gun-toting, steroid-promoting, homo-bashing, Republican modern-day Viking!

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No one will ever have a manly stache like Tom Selleck.

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I watched them strap him into the seat and shut the door. He might of looked a bit nervous about it but that was about all. I really believe that he knew he was going to be in hell in fifteen minutes. I believe that. And I've thought about that a lot. He was not hard to talk to. Called me Sheriff. But I didn't know what to say to him. What do you say to a man that by his own admission he has no soul? Why would you say anything? I've thought about it a good deal.
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By the year's end, I'll have a beard surpassing Dimebag's.

I could have the biggest neckbeard ever if I let it grow.
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,21 May 2009 21.24.25] By the year's end, I'll have a beard surpassing Dimebag's.

I could have the biggest neckbeard ever if I let it grow.

Nothing surpasses Dimebag!
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I'm guessing a dimebag is not what i think it is...
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Beard, moustache, goatee, jawline, neck beard, you name it, I can grow it. It's a pain in the ass having to shave every day, so those of you still 'growing up', count your blessings. You'll soon be wishing you didn't have to shave every morning.

On another note, I currently have a shaved head, 0, and a light regrowth. I've found people are more willing to give way to you when driving, when you have 'the look'..
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