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| zzrocker | May 20 2009, 07:48 PM Post #41 |
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Nice. That's me. Rebel all the way. *hoists black flag, loses pants and guzzles beer* In all seriousness, I hope I don't bother anyone. I rarely post but I do enjoy reading the goings on around here and like the debates you folks get into. Hope I don't step on any toes or anything as that's not my intention at all. Dax once asked me to stick around for color commentary and I've done so. If it's a problem I trust either he or Sel will swoop in and slap me into line. |
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| Max | May 20 2009, 07:53 PM Post #42 |
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Hahaha, neat! Just save some for me, I'm needing something to take the edge off. ![]() No, it shouldn't be a problem... Though I'm fairly relaxed, so whatever... You do provide a lot of something, whether that something is good or bad - who cares - at least you give a certain feeling of other worldly debauchery I think this board has been missing. |
[align=center] [/align]I watched them strap him into the seat and shut the door. He might of looked a bit nervous about it but that was about all. I really believe that he knew he was going to be in hell in fifteen minutes. I believe that. And I've thought about that a lot. He was not hard to talk to. Called me Sheriff. But I didn't know what to say to him. What do you say to a man that by his own admission he has no soul? Why would you say anything? I've thought about it a good deal. Cormac McCarthy | |
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| United States [Sel] | May 21 2009, 03:09 AM Post #43 |
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Holy... Now I can finnally create Greater Mongolia...or the Altaic federation. |
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| United States [Sel] | May 21 2009, 03:11 AM Post #44 |
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There is one bright star in that deep black hole.
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| United States [Sel] | May 21 2009, 03:12 AM Post #45 |
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It's alright. No complaints from me as long as you don't stir up trouble. |
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| Dax | May 21 2009, 09:29 AM Post #46 |
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Same. |
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| zzskylar | May 21 2009, 10:16 AM Post #47 |
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LOL are you talking about... |
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| United States [Sel] | May 22 2009, 09:12 PM Post #48 |
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Yes, sir. |
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| Russia (X) | May 22 2009, 09:28 PM Post #49 |
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Your subconsciousness agrees with me. It's a pity that debate died when I got busy *curses at life* Needless to say, more of your timely interjections into the Mess Hall would be a good thing. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. |
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| zzLyly | May 23 2009, 09:38 AM Post #50 |
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As an amateur cartograpger and vexillologist, I'm the same way as Phil. As a Texan, I'm disgusted by the horrendous shape you've made us, as well as the inclusion of parts of the Great Plains, Colorado, and Arizona (New Mexico and Louisiana are cool, though). The only possible offense you could have made further would be including Oklahoma! I assure you, Texas would never allow itself to be formally associated with those areas. Also, Eyyg, I remember that. I was Michigan that time around, I believe. |
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| United States [Sel] | May 23 2009, 08:12 PM Post #51 |
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I consider myself to be the same since I have drawn up a number of flags and maps. I used to do it more in the past and not so much now. Hitler was a vexillologist and designed the Nazi flag himself. |
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| zzcesilia | May 23 2009, 08:15 PM Post #52 |
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Lol. Hitler. Hehe. I mean no...........bad dude. I dont mind making flags in my head, but putting them down always FAILS. |
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| United States [Sel] | May 23 2009, 08:42 PM Post #53 |
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I have designed at least three flags that I have used. I designed another one, but haven't used it. I'm sure I have some other ones here and there as well, but I can probably upload 3 right now. |
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| Venezuela (DaBomb) | May 23 2009, 08:48 PM Post #54 |
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To be honest, I think that the upper peninsula of Michigan wouldn't stay with the lower. |
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| zzmaikeru | May 23 2009, 09:03 PM Post #55 |
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The UP would join the Midwestern Coalition. Along with most of Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and a lot of the rest of Michigan, most likely. |
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| United States [Sel] | May 23 2009, 09:38 PM Post #56 |
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UP would take the opportunity to ditch the mainland and declare independence. |
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| Schwerpunkt | May 23 2009, 09:56 PM Post #57 |
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Those eastern most counties in West Virginia are pretty much Virginia-lite. Particularly Berkley. |
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| zzmorty | May 23 2009, 10:30 PM Post #58 |
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If I remember my 4th grade Michigan history, I don't think very many people lived in the UP in the 1860s (heck, not that many live there now). |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | May 23 2009, 10:37 PM Post #59 |
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I'm just a ghost, don't worry. -- Whoever made the "Maryland is too Liberal" comment needs to go jump into a book. The Confederacy was a Liberal nation. :< |
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| Venezuela (DaBomb) | May 23 2009, 10:45 PM Post #60 |
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Michiganders unite! |
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| zzmorty | May 23 2009, 10:48 PM Post #61 |
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Haha, yes! State pride in Michigan is funny :lol: |
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| Max | May 24 2009, 10:05 AM Post #62 |
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I still don't think California would do anything but dissolve if it got half the chance. |
[align=center] [/align]I watched them strap him into the seat and shut the door. He might of looked a bit nervous about it but that was about all. I really believe that he knew he was going to be in hell in fifteen minutes. I believe that. And I've thought about that a lot. He was not hard to talk to. Called me Sheriff. But I didn't know what to say to him. What do you say to a man that by his own admission he has no soul? Why would you say anything? I've thought about it a good deal. Cormac McCarthy | |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | May 24 2009, 11:38 AM Post #63 |
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![]() Working Names Bear Republic Capital:Sacramento, CA Lone Star Confederacy Capital:Austin, TX Midwest Combine or Midwest Republic Capital:Kansas City, MO United States of America Capital:New York City, NY Confederate States of America Capital:Washington, DC Story behind Alaska and Hawaii - Occupied by International UN Forces (Would make the most sense, rather than having Regional Powers occupy them). Mock-up Background: Actually, I'm going to work on this in a Text document. Now I'm intrigued to actually make something out of all this. >.> |
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| Max | May 24 2009, 11:44 AM Post #64 |
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Sacramento? lol, that place would never be fit for a good state capital, much less a country's capital. Jeez, don't you guys understand... California is a failure.
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[align=center] [/align]I watched them strap him into the seat and shut the door. He might of looked a bit nervous about it but that was about all. I really believe that he knew he was going to be in hell in fifteen minutes. I believe that. And I've thought about that a lot. He was not hard to talk to. Called me Sheriff. But I didn't know what to say to him. What do you say to a man that by his own admission he has no soul? Why would you say anything? I've thought about it a good deal. Cormac McCarthy | |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | May 24 2009, 11:48 AM Post #65 |
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Jeez, don't you understand.. all this implies the entire Country is a failure. (Which, really, it is.) (: It's also a WIP. So don't make me grab a whip. Because I'll beat you. :] EDIT: Also, I'm not 100% on any of the Capitals I chose. Honestly, I want to be bigoted and chose Omaha for the Midwest. >.> Actually, I almost want to chose multiple Capitals for each Country - IE Federal, Judicial, Legislative like very few countries do. (Or maybe it was just the one I read about before). Honestly, I'd see this happening after Obama's Economic policies add onto the Failure of Bush's Economic policies - Supplemented with pure speculation and bad choices made by the Civilian-level of the Market. Not only that, but a lot of pressure from the outside world for Economic aid as certain lackeys start turning for the worst Economically speaking as well. That, or I could just nuke the whole damned place. Would make choosing Capitals that much easier. :3 |
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| United States [Sel] | May 24 2009, 12:14 PM Post #66 |
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| zzpalaxia | May 24 2009, 12:16 PM Post #67 |
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WHY MARYLAND! |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | May 24 2009, 12:28 PM Post #68 |
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Because it pisses you off. Also, it doesn't necessarily need to follow how the original Confederacy formed and broke off from the rest of the Union. There are drastically different reasons to this break up, seeing as the last one for the most part was States Rights' and Slavery. |
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| zzLyly | May 24 2009, 09:31 PM Post #69 |
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Why does everyone keep fucking Texas up by adding other states to us!?! |
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| zzcrackzilla | May 24 2009, 10:14 PM Post #70 |
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Link: http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/7200/balkanizedna.png (It's too big to post) Key: Dark Green - Cascade Federation - Capitol: Vancouver Dark Blue - Republic of California - Capitol: San Francisco Gold - United States of Central America - Capitol: Denver Dark Red - Texo-Mexican Empire - Capitol: Ciudad de Mexico Bright Green - Canada - Capitol: Ottawa Bright Blue - Republique Quebecois - Capitol: Ville de Quebec Blue - USA - Capitol: Washington, DC Red - CSA - Capitol: Montgomery Orange - Republic of Cuba - Capitol: Havana Purple: State of Alaska - Capitol: Juneau Black - Unlivable Wasteland - Capitols: Salt Lake City, New Orleans |
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| Max | May 24 2009, 10:40 PM Post #71 |
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California again?
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[align=center] [/align]I watched them strap him into the seat and shut the door. He might of looked a bit nervous about it but that was about all. I really believe that he knew he was going to be in hell in fifteen minutes. I believe that. And I've thought about that a lot. He was not hard to talk to. Called me Sheriff. But I didn't know what to say to him. What do you say to a man that by his own admission he has no soul? Why would you say anything? I've thought about it a good deal. Cormac McCarthy | |
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| zzcrackzilla | May 24 2009, 11:00 PM Post #72 |
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As someone who lived there for 7 years, you might say I picked up a bit of Californian Nationalism.
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| Venezuela (DaBomb) | May 24 2009, 11:10 PM Post #73 |
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![]() Blue - United States of America - Washington DC Red - Confederate States of America - Richomond, Virginia Yellow - Midwestern Alliance - Jefferson City, Missouri Cyan - The Texan Republic - Austin, Texas Green - Northern States - Olympia, Washington Brown - Southern Federation - Phoenix, Arizona Redish Brown - The Californian Republic - Sacramento, California Dark Blue - The State of Alaska - Juneau, Alaska Pink - Nation of Hawaii - Honolulu, Hawaii I was bored so I made one. |
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| zzLyly | May 24 2009, 11:49 PM Post #74 |
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Next person that posts a map of Texas with any other state added into it is going to get a map of a Polish-Armenican Commonwealth in their face. (A true cartographer would be frightened.) |
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| zzskylar | May 25 2009, 12:09 AM Post #75 |
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Oh, oh oh! Look at that, there are two blue dots in Oklahoma! ![]() No, Bugs, not you, you filthy Republican.
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| Max | May 25 2009, 09:09 AM Post #76 |
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As someone whose lived here for 17 years, you might say I picked up a bit of Californian realism. ![]() No really, CA is fail.
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[align=center] [/align]I watched them strap him into the seat and shut the door. He might of looked a bit nervous about it but that was about all. I really believe that he knew he was going to be in hell in fifteen minutes. I believe that. And I've thought about that a lot. He was not hard to talk to. Called me Sheriff. But I didn't know what to say to him. What do you say to a man that by his own admission he has no soul? Why would you say anything? I've thought about it a good deal. Cormac McCarthy | |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | May 25 2009, 10:36 AM Post #77 |
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You realize, Moorington, that all of this is highly out of context/sort of just a goof around. Also, California would hold a lot of influence over that sort of scenario - Though I do know how shitty the State's major cities really are.. I once lived there. :3 Also, my post was a damn work in progress - Sort of a fun idea I suppose. Anyway, I'd say that realistically the Capital could be anywhere between the three - Sacramento, Denver, and Seattle - It's just the thing is.. choosing a Capital for these sort of regions would be difficult.. I'd imagine a sort of Multi-Capital system would probably work for places like the little 'California' part. Anyway, I changed my map slightly because I do believe Texas is bad ass as well. "California" Inherited New Mexico, and the Confederacy inherited Oklahoma/Louisiana/Arkansas (Though I was tempted to color it and Oklahoma Yeller). So, yay - I take criticismisms and applies them. |
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| United States [Sel] | May 25 2009, 12:47 PM Post #78 |
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Can people stop failing at these maps? Idaho would not live with Oregon and Washington.
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| zzcrackzilla | May 25 2009, 01:21 PM Post #79 |
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Idaho is our bitch. It'd do what we say, or we'd kick the living shit out of it. There's only like 10 people there, plus a whole ton of potatoes. |
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| United States [Sel] | May 25 2009, 01:54 PM Post #80 |
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It has like the highest neo-nazi percentage... |
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