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Daniel M'Mburugu
Topic Started: May 29 2009, 10:09 AM (278 Views)
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I was on IRC yesterday when Goodie started talking about some 72 year old in Kenya who ripped out a lion's tongue when it attacked him.

Well, incredibly enough, I just stumbled upon a Badass of the Week article talking about exactly that incident. Turns out it was a leopard, not a lion, and he's a year older than Goodie said, but still. EDIT- Also, it turns out he said tiger, not lion.

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Daniel M'Mburugu is probably the hardest motherfucker to ever step foot in the rural farmlands of Kenya.  On June 22nd, this 73 year-old grandfather was out in his farmland minding his own business when all of a sudden this gigantor leopard jumped out from some tall grass and mauled the fuck out of him.  The beast let out an earth-shaking howl and pinned M'Mburugu to the ground, scratching the shit out of his chest with its back claws and trying to bite his face off with its gleaming fangs.  M'Mburugu tried to free up his panga (Swahili for "big ass machete") so that he could take a good swipe at the creature that was slowly killing him, but then all of a sudden JESUS CHRIST sent a messenger pigeon down to him with a note that read:

        Dear Daniel,

        Fuck the machete.  Just rip this motherfucker's tongue out.

        Love,
        God


So Daniel M'Mburugu dropped his machete and shoved his hand into the leopards mouth.  The leopard chomped down on his hand, be he totally didn't even give a fuck.  He just pulled the fucking leopard's tongue out of its head, causing it to die and get totally pwned by a 73 year-old dude.  After he was done wrecking the leopard's shit, he told his neighbor to go get him some salt just so that he could rub it into his wounds, pound his chest like Tarzan and prove to everyone that he was the baddest motherfucker in town.  Awesome.
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ROFL.
Thats fuckin awesome. That dude is the meanest mother fucker in town...
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,29 May 2009 09.29.01] What a BAMF

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I said tiger. :P
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,29 May 2009 12.23.00] I said tiger. :P

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That cant be possible.
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