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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 10 2009, 05:21 PM (776 Views) | |
| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 10 2009, 05:21 PM Post #1 |
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Swine Flu is moving to Stage 6 on the WHO List. PANDEMIC!! Get yer shotgun boys, prepare for the zombies.. or, mass swathes of flu infected..... mexicans? Oh, wait, Pandemic.. shit.. |
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| zzJJ | Jun 10 2009, 05:25 PM Post #2 |
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WTF? It don't do shit, why the hell would you declare it a pandemic when it doesn't do much more than the regular flu? |
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| zzchernobl | Jun 10 2009, 05:40 PM Post #3 |
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Because the news channels need money and this is their fallback plan. |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 10 2009, 06:19 PM Post #4 |
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http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2009-06...lu_N.htm?csp=34 Even quotes them saying "It doesn't do much more than the seasonal flu". So why the fuck does it need to be a Pandemic? (Oh, Drug Stores get to make more money..) |
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| zznewbrittonia | Jun 10 2009, 06:53 PM Post #5 |
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Yes, I am pretty certain that thee is an iron triangle of UN officials, pharmacies, and news organizations. |
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| zzBugs | Jun 10 2009, 07:29 PM Post #6 |
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It's the New World Orders plan to get back on its feet...Lolz. Quite honestly though. I've been living under a rock lately, and have heard...nothing about swine flu for the past couple weeks lol. No seriously. Now, the thing I have to say, is that while some may bitch about it. It's probably not all bad. This will beef up cash flow for the pharmaceutical companies that actually get to make the vaccine. That article suggests the US, UK, and France would be in on it. It's that many more jobs that could be created. |
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| zzskylar | Jun 10 2009, 07:57 PM Post #7 |
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WHAT STAGE SIX ACTUALLY MEANS: Phase 5 is characterized by human-to-human spread of the virus into at least two countries in one WHO region. While most countries will not be affected at this stage, the declaration of Phase 5 is a strong signal that a pandemic is imminent and that the time to finalize the organization, communication, and implementation of the planned mitigation measures is short. Phase 6, the pandemic phase, is characterized by community level outbreaks in at least one other country in a different WHO region in addition to the criteria defined in Phase 5. Designation of this phase will indicate that a global pandemic is under way. It isn't like the bloody Doomsday Clock, which is a bunch of superfluous bullshit. |
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| Schwerpunkt | Jun 10 2009, 08:07 PM Post #8 |
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The problem is the word 'pandemic.' The definition is hypercharged with bullshit. The Bubonic Plague was a pandemic. Swine flu is not. |
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| zzLyly | Jun 11 2009, 12:26 PM Post #9 |
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It's a pangloboversialdemic! (Shhh... it's okay to mix Greek and Latin if it makes the point clearer.) |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 11 2009, 03:02 PM Post #10 |
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THE END OF THE WORLD IS FUCKING NIGH, EVERYBODY RUN!!! GO RAMPART! FUCK, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AND JUST KEEP ON FUCKING! These are your orders. |
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| zzskylar | Jun 11 2009, 03:40 PM Post #11 |
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I thought the birth of your seed ended the world? |
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| zzdoncampos | Jun 11 2009, 04:24 PM Post #12 |
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Swine Flu.... Again..... Really..... |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 11 2009, 04:25 PM Post #13 |
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Depends which occurs first. Birth, or total destruction from the Swine Influenza. IT'S A RACE AGAINST TIME! |
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| Greece (TheOne) | Jun 11 2009, 11:23 PM Post #14 |
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You mean has the potential to kill like the regular flu? Oh, right, nothing to worry about I guess. WHO has moved to level 6 because of geographical spread, not the severity of the virus. They said it them selves yesterday. |
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| United States [Sel] | Jun 12 2009, 12:21 AM Post #15 |
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Pandemic is a widespread disease. It need not be fatal. |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 12 2009, 10:27 AM Post #16 |
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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Their actual reasoning to mark it as a Pandemic is because they're fearful that if they don't prepare for curing it/vaccinating it by winter, it could infact turn deadly with the change of season. Still, in the mean time.. it's fun to fuck with alarmists. |
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| Greece (TheOne) | Jun 12 2009, 12:53 PM Post #17 |
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It's winter in Australia and the rest of the Southern Hemisphere. Or aren't we important? Right, time to unleash our Kangaroo forces! And don't think they wont reach you in America and Europe.
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| Schwerpunkt | Jun 12 2009, 01:30 PM Post #18 |
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It's 75 degrees here! There's no way it's winter in Aussieland! It's amusing to think that water spirals in the opposite direction down the drain and stuff. And that you have crazy dog-person-jumping beans. |
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| zzskylar | Jun 12 2009, 04:03 PM Post #19 |
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It's 91 degrees here in Lawton bygawd Oklahoma. It feels like 97, apparently. When I was working, it felt like 105. Stop complaining, Mr Schwer. :3 |
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| Schwerpunkt | Jun 12 2009, 04:13 PM Post #20 |
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I don't know what to make of you! You're too purty to be a skunk! Too thin to be a snake! To little to be a man, and too big to be a mouse! I reckon you're a rat! |
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| Russia (X) | Jun 12 2009, 04:19 PM Post #21 |
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Up here it gets colder then the North Pole, yesterday, I realized I can't fly anymore, but apparently I can swim a little. Therefore, I must have devolved into a Penguin. Curse you, father Winter! Seriously, last May we got snow. SNOW in goddamn fucking MAY! By July it'll be 40 degrees Celsius on the hottest days. Our weather is seriously shit. The humidity's pretty crazy too ... |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 12 2009, 04:26 PM Post #22 |
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.... Kangaroo Flu? |
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| zzskylar | Jun 12 2009, 05:01 PM Post #23 |
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:lol: |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 12 2009, 05:05 PM Post #24 |
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Don't laugh, shit's serious. -glares all fuhrer like- |
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| zzskylar | Jun 12 2009, 05:17 PM Post #25 |
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Skylar heils accordingly. |
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| Dax | Jun 12 2009, 05:22 PM Post #26 |
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It's fucking 60-something and raining in New England. What the f- kind of June is this? |
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| zzskylar | Jun 12 2009, 05:23 PM Post #27 |
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Apparently, Al Gore's global warming only works in Red States. |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 12 2009, 05:33 PM Post #28 |
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World's ending. Remember? Sheeze. |
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| zzskylar | Jun 12 2009, 05:34 PM Post #29 |
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Brain lapse. Happens to the worse of us. |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 12 2009, 06:18 PM Post #30 |
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So I may or may not relocate somewhere close to Oklahoma. |
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| zzskylar | Jun 12 2009, 11:45 PM Post #31 |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 12 2009, 11:46 PM Post #32 |
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Haysville, Kansas. Suburban to Wichita. DON'T TELL ME IT'S NOT CLOSE TO YOU! |
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| zzskylar | Jun 12 2009, 11:49 PM Post #33 |
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Hmmm... you're about 240 miles away from Lawton bygawd Oklahoma. |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 12 2009, 11:52 PM Post #34 |
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3 Hours 32 Minutes. Better than the current travel time. Unless, of course, I air dropped from a Hercules with a big fucking Americanized looking Parachute that spelled BAD ASS on the outer canopy and FUHRER on the inside of the canopy, yelling YEEHAW all the way down, hopefully not landing into any electrical lines or a swimming pool... Then I suppose that I'm not too far away from you no matter where I go too. |
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| zzskylar | Jun 12 2009, 11:59 PM Post #35 |
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Haha, to each his own. Just let me know if you ever wanna hang out over a cup of coffee in Stillwater OK or something. i'd be cool to finally salute the Fuhrer. |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 13 2009, 12:02 AM Post #36 |
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Fuhrer.. the one like Zalgo.. but worst, he doesn't sing.. Yeah, I'm not really that bad ass. :[ EDIT: Unless you consider this guy to be bad ass; ![]() then I suppose I'm pretty bad ass. |
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| zzskylar | Jun 13 2009, 12:21 PM Post #37 |
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Hmm... shirtless photo. That takes guts. |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 13 2009, 08:07 PM Post #38 |
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It takes a fiance demanding to put my apparent sexiness on the interbutts. I think she's just lying to make me feel better, however. |
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| zzLyly | Jun 13 2009, 10:08 PM Post #39 |
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I've been there!... |
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| Mexico (Hubris) | Jun 14 2009, 01:08 AM Post #40 |
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Lyly, I'm ugly right? |
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