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Obama Killed a Fly; Greatest thing since Bush beating a tree
Topic Started: Jun 19 2009, 04:18 PM (272 Views)
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OBAMA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey-JQ8BMWdk

BUSH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUx0a49X9lU
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http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0609/23886.html

I'm going to send them a box of dead flies.
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I am quite annoyed at PETA. No one gives a flying fuck about them...
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,19 Jun 2009 18.37.40] I am quite annoyed at PETA. No one gives a flying fuck about them...

Subtle pun. ftw
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A response like that from PETA was entirely predictable.
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The only thing good about them is Pamela Anderson and she's getting old :unsure:
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Wait..

Without wanting to really read/watch/listen..

PETA is up in arms over a fucking Fly?

Since when in the flying fuck did that get past me - that Flies were considered sentient Animals now.

Fuckers.

I guess that means I should stop walking, lest I step on a few ants.
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You should stop sleeping; you might commit genocide against the dust mites on your pillow.
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It'd be like the KFC chicken-beheading fiasco ALL OVER AGAIN.

Except, this time, it'd be by the trillions.
Oh, we should probably quit vacuuming.

And use solely just wood - because we're risking the existence of Termites by switching to polyester materials and brick altogether.

God, why have we forsaken these BEAUTIFUL creatures?!

WHY?!

WE DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE SUCH A NICE EARTH!
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PETA is stupid. Life is best considered through the eyeglass of your own survival - then life, liberty pursuit of happiness. As long as I be careful not to step on too many ants it's k, cuz they'll live and I'll live.

Go me!
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,19 Jun 2009 19.52.47] PETA is stupid. Life is best considered through the eyeglass of your own survival - then life, liberty pursuit of happiness. As long as I be careful not to step on too many ants it's k, cuz they'll live and I'll live.

Go me!

Up until talking about ants all sarcastically, I'd have to say that's how I view living my life these days.

"Life is best considered through the eyeglass of your own survival - then life, liberty pursuit of happiness."

Except, for me, expand it to the happiness of the one most important to me. :]
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Me and Hubris agree on far too many things right now. lol.

That's basically how I look at it all.
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Because we all know that I'm just the Antichrist, and I'm only making everyone think they agree with me.. so I can climb in the ranks of high society and someday rule all of you from some high up mountain in Israel.

Then rain fire and blood on you all.

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There will be free doughnuts every morning, at least.
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oh noes I killed a mosquito that was on my arm wednesday...

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Every dictatorship needs donuts!
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Give the people cigarettes, alcohol, pornography, and DONUTS, and they will do anything you want.

Nineteen Eighty-four for the 21st century.
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I never read 1984.

Sadly, whenever I get deep into a conversation to do with my personal beliefs on everything and the universe, I'm always told that I paint everything in a very realistic way.. a very Orwell 84 way.

1984 sounds like a brilliant book, of course - I'll have to reaad it some day soon.

Apparently I should write a book, too - but nah.

I need to finish my not so complicated post for the Riyadh summit.
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Joint Chiefs of staff 10:00 AM

" Congradulations Mr.President, we have finally killed the fly."

3:00 AM

" Mr. President the flys have just tested a nuclear ICBM....they say we have three hours to surrender or face nuclear retaliation."

" Send them a strongly worded letter..."
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Why do people think Obama is a pussy? This incident is going to make him far stronger.

“Kim, listen to me. You need to allow IAEA inspectors.”
“No!”
“I will swat you like a fly….”


They will know he’s not joking!
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,22 Jun 2009 02.15.46]Joint Chiefs of staff 10:00 AM

  "  Congradulations Mr.President, we have finally killed the fly."

3:00 AM
"  Mr. President the flys have just tested a nuclear ICBM....they say we have three hours to surrender or face nuclear retaliation."

  " Send them a strongly worded letter..."

It took the flies 17 hours to respond? They need to cut down on the Bureaucracy… :P

The 3am phone call............. I would rather see Biden pick that up.
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Head of Government (Prime Minister): Hamadi Jebali (Ennahda)
Population: 10.6 Million (2012 est.)
GDP (Real): $44bn (2012 est.)
Organizations: Arab League (AL), Arab Maghreb Union (AMU), African Union (AU), International Criminal Court (ICC), International Monetary Fund (IMF,) Non Aligned Movement (NAM), United Nations (UN) & World Trade Organisation (WTO).
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,21 Jun 2009 23.49.27] I never read 1984.

Sadly, whenever I get deep into a conversation to do with my personal beliefs on everything and the universe, I'm always told that I paint everything in a very realistic way.. a very Orwell 84 way.

1984 sounds like a brilliant book, of course - I'll have to reaad it some day soon.

Apparently I should write a book, too - but nah.

I need to finish my not so complicated post for the Riyadh summit.

It's a brute to get through, but well worth it.
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,22 Jun 2009 14.12.00]
Jordan [Hubris
 
,21 Jun 2009 23.49.27] I never read 1984.

Sadly, whenever I get deep into a conversation to do with my personal beliefs on everything and the universe, I'm always told that I paint everything in a very realistic way.. a very Orwell 84 way.

1984 sounds like a brilliant book, of course - I'll have to reaad it some day soon.

Apparently I should write a book, too - but nah.

I need to finish my not so complicated post for the Riyadh summit.

It's a brute to get through, but well worth it.

+1

It's well written however I had to re-read it to pick up on details I missed first time. The theories the regime uses, the technology and the whole world Orwell creates are amazing considering it was 1947? When he wrote the book.

1984 is just one of those books you must read before you die.
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,22 Jun 2009 02.15.46]Joint Chiefs of staff 10:00 AM

  "  Congradulations Mr.President, we have finally killed the fly."

3:00 AM
"  Mr. President the flys have just tested a nuclear ICBM....they say we have three hours to surrender or face nuclear retaliation."

  " Send them a strongly worded letter..."

It took the flies 17 hours to respond? They need to cut down on the Bureaucracy… :P

The 3am phone call............. I would rather see Biden pick that up.

"or face nuclear retaliation."

BIDEN: "Okay, well, what I want you to tell them is that, if they want to actually be taken seriously, they need to stop taking advice from the Hillary 4 Prez people. Oh, and while I'm awake, I think that I need to tell them about how important a good night's sleep is, to include the...

*seventeen hours later*

"... so I think I'll finish by saying that we should stop riding subways to avoid the swine flu."
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