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Topic Started: Jun 22 2009, 11:58 PM (431 Views)
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"To my people of al-Moravid. As you may have recently heard the oil rigs offshore have been blown to the shits.

"This will greatly help all of us." or "This will greatly benefit us all."

at any moment, everything could collapse into orthodox f*cking bombzzzzzzzzzz from Right Victorious Ethiopia. Regards and may Christ be with you. (parody: not actual quote)

Note how they all are from Africa.
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I'm sure the archives will bury you many o' Hubris pride.
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I can't find any good Drecksler quotes....
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"Bull***!" Said one of Uzbekistans top health officials. "...The truth can kiss my ***"
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When I first read this, I actually lol'd for like 10 minutes.
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,23 Jun 2009 08.56.22]
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When I first read this, I actually lol'd for like 10 minutes.

Same.
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,23 Jun 2009 00.05.00] I can't find any good Drecksler quotes....

:o

I blame you for this affront!

How many times can I speak to both Britain and Mexico, informing them I am exporting the unemployed and destroying THE INFIDELS?

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We would love to export social injustice, the un-employed, Social Darwinism all under the flag of "protecting the peace." Because, truth be told, warmongering imperialism just isn't the same with Amnesty International making us look bad.


http://z9.invisionfree.com/21c/index.php?s...dpost&p=2174212

You know, I retract my earlier statements.

I cannot find either my meeting with Cresilia (he being Mexico) or my meeting with Schwerpunkt (he being Germany) and I don't want to go through Ein Bush Krieg. Heh. I forgive you. Even the quote I have really isn't that good... Oh bummer, I suppose I just have to make some up as I go along.
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I watched them strap him into the seat and shut the door. He might of looked a bit nervous about it but that was about all. I really believe that he knew he was going to be in hell in fifteen minutes. I believe that. And I've thought about that a lot. He was not hard to talk to. Called me Sheriff. But I didn't know what to say to him. What do you say to a man that by his own admission he has no soul? Why would you say anything? I've thought about it a good deal.
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Matussek told McCain to shoot himself.

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+1 with Schwer.
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I totally forgot about that! That was just hilariously funny.
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I watched them strap him into the seat and shut the door. He might of looked a bit nervous about it but that was about all. I really believe that he knew he was going to be in hell in fifteen minutes. I believe that. And I've thought about that a lot. He was not hard to talk to. Called me Sheriff. But I didn't know what to say to him. What do you say to a man that by his own admission he has no soul? Why would you say anything? I've thought about it a good deal.
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,23 Jun 2009 14.42.41] Matussek told McCain to shoot himself.

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I was going to put that, but I couldn't find the exact quote.
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,23 Jun 2009 14.42.41] Matussek told McCain to shoot himself.

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I was going to put that, but I couldn't find the exact quote.

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I love how it ends with like 11 nations sitting in the UN lobby drinking and smoking. That was classic

I would have to say, that topic is THEE 21c Showpiece
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That was the most retarded shit ever.
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Cipher used to walk out of like every UN meeting two rounds ago with the other dissenters for drinks.

The UN was even worse in that round. All it did was lay the grounds for a world war.
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You make it sound like "world war" is a bad thing.
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I watched them strap him into the seat and shut the door. He might of looked a bit nervous about it but that was about all. I really believe that he knew he was going to be in hell in fifteen minutes. I believe that. And I've thought about that a lot. He was not hard to talk to. Called me Sheriff. But I didn't know what to say to him. What do you say to a man that by his own admission he has no soul? Why would you say anything? I've thought about it a good deal.
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It is from the UN's standpoint. A new world war would demand a new Security Council of victors. Naughty naughty.

It would've been an - interesting world war. We'll put it that way.
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,24 Jun 2009 02.39.23] That was the most retarded shit ever.

It was brilliant. You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.
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,24 Jun 2009 02.39.23] That was the most retarded shit ever.

It was brilliant. You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.

No.
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I'm pretty sure it had to be the Romanian in Belgrade thing or w/e Apollo and I had last year.

That was funny.

I think.

I might be confusing it for a drunken dream.
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,25 Jun 2009 00.57.11]
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,24 Jun 2009 14.08.51]
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,24 Jun 2009 02.39.23] That was the most retarded shit ever.

It was brilliant. You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.

No.

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When as Armenia I said I'd build the worlds first modern Day Battleship, then place it in my largest lake?

Or when as Georgia I was actually going to try and attempt it?
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