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| ptewee | May 24 2007, 12:39 AM |
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This is about TRUE FRIENDSHIP, but it's none of that sissy crap we get so often as forwarded mail. Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound so good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces here, just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. Read on and see whether you agree with it... 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b****** who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath -- I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you are my friend". 10. True friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. Now, do you have true friends, or better still, are you one? |
   
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