it doesn't make sense

Weekly Parade Night
Date:	21st November 2009	Time:	1.00 p.m. ~ 4.00 p.m. ( Band : 4.00 p.m. ~ 6.00 p.m. )
Attire:	Day Dress	Venue:	Trinity Methodist Church
Orderly NCO:	Lcp. Lo Jian Xin	Duty Squad:	Squad 1 and 2
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it doesn't make sense
Topic Started: Aug 22 2006, 06:19 PM (126 Views)
iamnotaboy	Aug 22 2006, 06:19 PM Post #1
Posts: 66 Group: Warrant Officer Member #68 Joined: May 16, 2006	Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good lo! oking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free and he returned to his profession. A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!! The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??



lianshen	Aug 22 2006, 08:45 PM Post #2
Posts: 1,124 Group: Warrant Officer Member #15 Joined: March 1, 2005	er...........it sounds a bit easy haha ok..1st time the electric shock make him weak 2nd time his body is more weak then the 3rd time he will die when his body is super weak after kenak the electric ? nice asnwer / aha



hiten098	Aug 22 2006, 09:58 PM Post #3
Posts: 925 Group: Ex-Brigader Member #23 Joined: March 6, 2005	Errr... What a lame answer given out by Lian Shen... I think that it has something to do with the banana peel on the corner of the room. Have to think gok
	*~Cherish Your Love Ones For Time Flies~*


hondajazz	Aug 23 2006, 10:40 AM Post #4
J@sP3r MoSt W@nT3d Posts: 666 Group: Corporal[Band] Member #47 Joined: April 24, 2006	Because more older than the body is more weaker........ I think sooooo...
	J@sP3r MoSt W@nT3d Vs Th3 NoV3mB3r'S Ch0p1n


lianshen	Aug 23 2006, 10:41 AM Post #5
Posts: 1,124 Group: Warrant Officer Member #15 Joined: March 1, 2005	lame answer mabe the right answer hehe =)



hiten098	Aug 24 2006, 02:03 PM Post #6
Posts: 925 Group: Ex-Brigader Member #23 Joined: March 6, 2005	Hmmm... Well, you might be right but still in my opinion, I don't think it's the answer... Anyway, you have grammatical error in your sentence... Quote: 2nd time his body is more weak I thought it should be "weaker" only? Hahahha
	*~Cherish Your Love Ones For Time Flies~*


lianshen	Aug 24 2006, 08:56 PM Post #7
Posts: 1,124 Group: Warrant Officer Member #15 Joined: March 1, 2005	well...sometimes..i do wrong haha =)



ben poh tze lik	Aug 24 2006, 10:15 PM Post #8
b.l.a.h~~ Posts: 202,881 Group: Brigader Member #45 Joined: April 21, 2006 Your Rank Warrant Officer	wah...nvm kua.like dis oso 1 2 catch.den i catch san's mistake oso lorh.......sometimes,i did mistakes
	BEN POH TZE LIK


lianshen	Aug 24 2006, 10:53 PM Post #9
Posts: 1,124 Group: Warrant Officer Member #15 Joined: March 1, 2005	errr ??



iamnotaboy	Aug 25 2006, 08:38 AM Post #10
Posts: 66 Group: Warrant Officer Member #68 Joined: May 16, 2006	ha.. ha.. here's the answer... it needs some physic knowledge...!? For the first 2 times, because he is a bad conductor, electric cannot pass through. The 3rd time, he is a good conductor, so electric pass through him & instantly, he died!!! :^^:



lianshen	Aug 25 2006, 10:29 AM Post #11
Posts: 1,124 Group: Warrant Officer Member #15 Joined: March 1, 2005	waiseh man..is that the answer ? haha



clementsls	Aug 25 2006, 11:15 AM Post #12
Posts: 1,163 Group: Sergeant[Band] Member #34 Joined: April 17, 2005	haha.. cool.. didn't think of tat.. haha..
	r u sure or r u confidence 2 say now tat, BB is the best? pls never judge on wad u c.. watch on the process 1st, den the result..


hiten098	Aug 25 2006, 09:57 PM Post #13
Posts: 925 Group: Ex-Brigader Member #23 Joined: March 6, 2005	Wah ~!! What a great question and answer~! I really am amazed at it ah~!! So excited~!!
	*~Cherish Your Love Ones For Time Flies~*


hondajazz	Aug 25 2006, 10:34 PM Post #14
J@sP3r MoSt W@nT3d Posts: 666 Group: Corporal[Band] Member #47 Joined: April 24, 2006	Oiccc......... LoLzZz
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