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| History lesson; hysteria lesson.. | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 9 2007, 10:58 PM (88 Views) | |
| ptewee | Jan 9 2007, 10:58 PM Post #1 |
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a local Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Martinez, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?" Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said Martinez. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." "Who said that?" she demanded. Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Martinez says, "George Bush at dinner with the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with the class almost at mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!" Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein, April 9th 2003!" 
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| nigelsim | Jan 10 2007, 01:04 AM Post #2 |
 
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y saddam said dat le??? |
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| ptewee | Jan 10 2007, 01:55 AM Post #3 |
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April 9, 2003 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The fate of Saddam Hussein remains unknown after a U.S. B-1B bomber dropped four 2,000-pound bunker-busting bombs on a building where Hussein was thought to be meeting with his sons and senior aides on April 7. The bombs blew a 60-foot-deep crater in a residential neighborhood that is not under coalition control, refueling speculation about the possible death of Saddam Hussein. British intelligence officials said that they believed Hussein left the targeted building just minutes before it was destroyed, and that he probably survived the attack. |
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| Yeong | Jan 10 2007, 02:15 AM Post #4 |
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don't really get what you're trying to pass the message to us... 
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| hiten098 | Jan 10 2007, 01:30 PM Post #5 |
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Me either... but an interesting story there~! 
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~Cherish Your Love Ones For Time Flies~
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| ptewee | Jan 11 2007, 02:35 AM Post #6 |
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u guys dont understand english language and culture la... ppl hate george bush... why? try typing 'hate bush' in google and see wat u get... cats hate bush... dogs hate bush... and check out http://www.whywehatebush.com/... and to see these ppl the americans hate so much including bill clinton and saddam hussein getting pissed off and shouting rudea and vulgar words are funny! its like the mastercard advertisement: watching george bush curse someone...... PRICELESS. :^^: |
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| nigelsim | Jan 11 2007, 11:00 AM Post #7 |
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b4 bush visited indonesia for wad conference thingy... de bomoh der even cast hex on him to make him feel uneasy during his stay in indon... when confronted de bomoh said, "i have done dis to other white men n they all DIED!!!" dis is wad i read in Borneo Post... hahahah... |
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