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True Friendship; -- like peeing in your pants
Topic Started: May 24 2007, 12:39 AM (740 Views)
ptewee
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This is about TRUE FRIENDSHIP, but it's none of that sissy crap we get so often as forwarded mail. Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound so good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces here, just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. Read on and see whether you agree with it...

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b****** who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath -- I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you are my friend".

10. True friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Now, do you have true friends, or better still, are you one?
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oh.. i lyk the laz part.. i'll gonna let u feel the warmth.. slowly n passionately down ur stinky smelly legs... muakakakaka...
r u sure or r u confidence 2 say now tat, BB is the best?
pls never judge on wad u c.. watch on the process 1st, den the result..

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lol i copy n paste the whole thing from lowyat.net...
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wau...... ak very meaningful hahaz..... nice man........... clement u ever pee for a friendship..... but wat's oath??? (stil in topic dun ban me)
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haha..yaya..kinda tru ur poemz...lolx..yealo..owes those nice n touchin poemz nvr cum tru in frenship..but i prefer the 1 u displayed de..haha..it's such a tru reality man..lolx..FUN frenship..=P..
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=.=" yalor...haha...
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leonard


yealo........... me support delyn lolx....
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tyty..nt bad..i hv supporter..wakaka..tru frenship is reali hard 2 find..=P..hav to find a reli suitable partner hu gives u no pressure o the tense whn u r bein wid him o her..:)..
"xin you ling xi yi dian tong"
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but.. having a person tense or gives you pressure... why does this happen?? you gotto look at urself first also.. Maybe the him/her worries about you...True frenship hasn't gone extinct yet... ^^ You juz gotto seek for them..
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=.=" like me...ur smarter choice... haha...::omg:: ::seh::
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leonard


like me oso................ lols.......................... :) jasper a gud fren.... isaac too..... foo oso mad oso........... james NAH!!! got gf then forget us.... rite jas??
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haha..dun say ppl bhind their backz la..lolx..
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leonard


james know la....... we always say him in front him
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hahaz.. yupzz.. i agree wif ya leonard.. hahaahz.. true frenship huh.. imthe most xing fu person in tis whole world.. having cat n delyn side by side wif me... hahaz.. not to 4get my geng n sum of my classmate.. sum nia arrr.. ahahaz
grSscHoIr rOcKz~!!!
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mad mad me ler??? sobs..... huhuhuhhu.......... n thx for agreeing wit me.... ahhaazz....
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