PCK !!

Weekly Parade Night
Date:	21st November 2009	Time:	1.00 p.m. ~ 4.00 p.m. ( Band : 4.00 p.m. ~ 6.00 p.m. )
Attire:	Day Dress	Venue:	Trinity Methodist Church
Orderly NCO:	Lcp. Lo Jian Xin	Duty Squad:	Squad 1 and 2
Announcement:
Please be informed that this week's Parade is scheduled according to Programme A. Hope to see you there! Also, the company wishes all SPM students all the best in their exams. May God bless all of you.

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Topic Started: Mar 27 2009, 08:43 PM (62 Views)
PteDarren	Mar 27 2009, 08:43 PM Post #1
Posts: 17 Group: Private Member #236 Joined: March 1, 2009 Your Rank Private	Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ? PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah ! ————————————————————————————————————————————— Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men? PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ? ————————————————————————————————————————————— Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ? PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah ————————————————————————————————————————————— Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses? PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn .......... ————————————————————————————————————————————— Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love? PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or not? ————————————————————————————————————————————— Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ? PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!! ————————————————————————————————————————————— Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good. PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!! —————————————————————————————————————————————



chris ngu	Apr 5 2009, 09:11 PM Post #2
Posts: 50 Group: Lance Corporal* Member #180 Joined: March 16, 2008 Your Rank Lance Corporal	haha.. nice



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