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Topic Started: Feb 17 2008, 04:09 PM (585 Views)
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he produced a giant green, red and white candy cane from his pocket that had a hole in it. Right he siad. one tow threer! He blew the candy whistle and ...
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I shall call upon rudolph to be my enforcer.
So he called rudolph and the red-nosed reindeer fell from the sky with a huge tap!

Unfortunately he hit the ground with such a velocity that he ended up at the other side of the earth, leaving a gaping hole straight through the planet. This was all very well, until the bowels of the earth started spilling out onto the surface.
The chinese reindeer (who just happened to be beside him at that very moment) then said (in chinese reindeer)
'Yer a right walnut, aren't ye Rudolph San?'

Rudolph sighed and then said...


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Oops! Sorry revive, didn't refresh the page (mine's a bit longwinded)..
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(it's ok jonny2shoes!)

So Rudolf decided that as he was a reindeer of Santa's and as Santa was magic he could fix the mess he had made. Hey Sants, he yelled up through the earth, rewind the time. The thirteen seconds you can rewind are enough!!!

So Rudolf again found himself falling, and landed on his feet but unfortunatley for him the object throwing machine with the name he couldn't say or spell threw a ...
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"its only china. oh no! ive got to get that thingamajig for santa's dentures or else the candy whistle will get stuck in his mouth which was booby trapped by those penguins!" but...
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a very weird thing, which happened so quickly, only the stealth and skill of an Oompa-Loompa could see, happened...
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Rudolf (the equivilent of Brian O'driscal) was sent off to the sin bin for all the damage that he had caused to the pitch, and the fact that he had kill one of the penguines....
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meant that the other penguins were not happy chappys!!! So they decided to get revenge on Rudolf by...
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Naomi
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painting his nose, so it was no longer red but...
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...a sparkly silver with a green flip-paint tone!
In reindeer terms this is seen as an insult of the highest degree! When Rudolph woke up (the penguins painted his nose mid-sleep) he looked down at the water and..
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saw that his now was green - "not again" he sighs and he unscews his nose, takes a spare red 1 from his pocket (that only santa's reindeers have) and screwed it on but..
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this time it wouldn't fit!!
Now this posed more of a problem than rudolph not having a nose to sniff with. Because of this tradjety there now is no leading reindeer to lead the sleigh around the world to deliver the presents!!
Santa then comes up behind him, notices he doesn't have a nose and says, '...
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found it wouldn't light up! NO!! He cried, I am famed for this red nose of mine - what will I do to fix it? So he decided to ...
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to ring Jim (off Jim will fix it - dont know how many of you will remember it!!!) however Jim informed santa that...
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(We are all getting so mixed up here, not reading the last posts in the story, and posting at nearly the same time etc. Woops!!! I do it quite a bit!!!)

Sorry Santa, I am afraid a mere human like me, though I am incredibly skillful, not to brag or anything, cannot fix something as magical as that, you will have to bring it to your elves. So Santa took off, but without Rudolf's nose to guide the way they ...

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lol
I think your targeting my posts revive :o
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ended up in india (hindu's don't celebrate christmas)!! So there they were, lost in the middle of a massive country without a clue what the locals are saying!

So Rudolph turned around to him and said...
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