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Chibi Wolf Parody
Topic Started: Mar 15 2008, 11:37 AM (97 Views)
Chibi
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A random assortment of FICTIONAL events here on chibi wolf house. Do not get affended. Remember i make fun of everybody. (Including myself)

CHAPTER 1

**Chibi Standing on the hang out hill alone**
Pre: Hai!
Chibi: Hey Pre -_-
Pre: Whats wrong?
Chibi: Need...members....having.........WTHNNMS
Pre: ?
Chibi What the Hell, no new members syndrom.
Stiffy: Hello
DC: Hello
Sala: Hello
Chibi: Hello? WTF was that all about?
DC: Were practicing our harmonizing voices. ^_^
Stiffy: Wenus!
Sala: Shh Stiffy!
Chibi: What was that angry screechy little girl sound?
**DC Head droops and mutters**
DC: That was my voice..........
**Chibi backs away**
Sala: You did it now.
Chibi: Oh crap.

==Stand By for a major pummbling==

**Chibi Lays on the ground with a black eye and cuts on his arm**
Stiffy: You know not to PO Dark Cannon
Chibi: While im down here, someone hand me a newspaper.
**Pre holds down a newspaper for Chibi to read**
Chibi: Hmmmmm. Bill Clinton says "He's a Pervert."
Stiffy: .......
Pre: Thats not news, that weather!
**DC kicks Chibi in the side, flipping him over.**
DC: Thats for shooting the sheriff and letting the deputy live!
Chibi: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
DC: You hurt me!
**DC gets on the floor in the fetal position.**
Stiffy: Wenus!
** Chibi stuggles to his feet**
Chibi: Well that should keep her quiet foe a while.
Stan: Hey Stiffy, did you get my email last night with the.......thing?
Stiffy: What email?
Stan: The email with the THING doing the THING in the shower.
Chibi: ......
Stiffy: Nope.....
Stan: Then who got it?
**Pre opens her emails**
PRE: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Chibi: Im guessing that Pre has it.
DC: Hai!
**Chibi jumps back**
Stiffy: Turn it down Pre. Its just you......
**Pre turns around with fire in eyes**


==Stand By for a major pummbling==

**Stiffy laying on the ground with a black eye and a tooth missing**
Chibi: Wow Pre... You sounded like a total witch.

==Stand By for......screw it==

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"I'd kill the Jews." -glare- "I'd not kill the Jews, no. I'd toss in a penny and watch them fight to the death. -snickering- I did the same with two Catholic priests but I tossed in a small boy!! And the winner, had to fight Michael Jackson!"%mh%-100%mh%
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DarkCannon
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So true. ^_^
*Punches Chibi*
[size=14]I AM A BUNNY! FEAR ME! I SHALL NIBBLE ON YOUR CARROTS! RAWR![/size]
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LOLOLOL! Sweet ^.^
A word a word,
A life for a word.
Damn those romans were stupid!
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DarkCannon
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Cant wait for chapter 2 ^_^
[size=14]I AM A BUNNY! FEAR ME! I SHALL NIBBLE ON YOUR CARROTS! RAWR![/size]
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The CPU got tired of repeating i see. Giving a human quality to a non living object. What is that called?
A word a word,
A life for a word.
Damn those romans were stupid!
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Chapter 2 begins tomorow!
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"I'd kill the Jews." -glare- "I'd not kill the Jews, no. I'd toss in a penny and watch them fight to the death. -snickering- I did the same with two Catholic priests but I tossed in a small boy!! And the winner, had to fight Michael Jackson!"%mh%-100%mh%
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Mar 20 2008, 11:17 AM
The CPU got tired of repeating i see. Giving a human quality to a non living object. What is that called?

Personification. :D

And when will this update already? I've written forum based stories before, and they hardly take a month. :P

(As far as the rules show, bumping is allowed)
I have a signature that is only text. IN YOUR FACE SOCIETY!
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CHAPTER 2
*In computer talk*

Chibi: Hey Wolf. Whatcha doing ^_^
Wolf: Making another topic.
DC: Isnt another stupid TECH topic i hope?
Wolf: Iver decided to dumb it down a bit.
Chibi: How?
Wolf: 2+2=4: 4+4=8:
DC: OMG! I always have trouble with this *Scratches head*
Sal: What was the first answer?
Wolf: Its true. America reallllly has gone downhill from the 1600.
Chibi: Burrning witches to playing Haloz!
Sal: And fucking mudkipz!
DC: Yes and fucking mudkipz!
Chibi: No seriously what are you making
Wolf: Rewrite to my Java app. Made a few mistakes.
Sal: *GASP! Jumps off cliff*
Chibi: END OF TEH WORLD AS WE KNOWZ IT!!!
DC: Dont worry wolfwarez. Im with you. ^_^
Wolf: Thanks. Here is a cookie.
Chibi: =3
DC: NO COOKIES LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
Sal: >_>
DC: *Kills herself*
Chibi: Noooooooooooooooes
Sal: I got dibs on her body ^_^
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"I'd kill the Jews." -glare- "I'd not kill the Jews, no. I'd toss in a penny and watch them fight to the death. -snickering- I did the same with two Catholic priests but I tossed in a small boy!! And the winner, had to fight Michael Jackson!"%mh%-100%mh%
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Shotgun for dead body! :D
I have a signature that is only text. IN YOUR FACE SOCIETY!
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DarkCannon
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YAY! Im vulnerable!
[size=14]I AM A BUNNY! FEAR ME! I SHALL NIBBLE ON YOUR CARROTS! RAWR![/size]
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LOL! That is funny. Sounds like us.
(Took you long enough)
A word a word,
A life for a word.
Damn those romans were stupid!
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CHAPTER 3:

**On hangout hill**
Ink: Will you have sex with me?
Stan: No...
Ink: Will you have sex with me?
Stan: No...
Ink: Will you have sex with me?
Stan: No...
Ink: PLEASE! I beg of you stan. I need some!
Stan: OK! I will!
Chibi: What?
Ink: Really? You mean it?
Stan: No...
DC: Owned man. Totally owned. I WILL!
Chibi: Hey! When i asked....
Ink: HE-E-E-ELL NO!
Stan: Well sucks for you then.
Chibi: I think she was being serious, Ink.
**Ink gets down on both knees and cries**
DC: HEY! Thats my position your doing there!
Ink: Awwwww.....DAMNIT!
Stan: So Chibi. Hows it going? Havent seen you in some time now and i missed a lot. What happened while I was away?
Chibi: We got 2000 posts, new skins, members, pages, and I learned you were a girl!!!
DC: Not something to brag about there.
**Stan smacks Chibi**
Ink: I ish hurt...
Stan: BTW chibi, Ink always asks me to have sex with him and im thinking of a way to piss him off so have any ideas how?
Chibi: I have one here!
**Chibi Drops his pants**
DC: Wtf dude!?
Ink: Nooooooooooooooooooes
**Ink shoots himself**
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"I'd kill the Jews." -glare- "I'd not kill the Jews, no. I'd toss in a penny and watch them fight to the death. -snickering- I did the same with two Catholic priests but I tossed in a small boy!! And the winner, had to fight Michael Jackson!"%mh%-100%mh%
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LOL! You made him kill himself!
A word a word,
A life for a word.
Damn those romans were stupid!
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Hey.. what happened? ;__; you just stopped, I was reading those XD
Can't decide on avatars Dx%mh%100%mh%
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Chibi is making more soon. He is busy as you know!
[size=14]I AM A BUNNY! FEAR ME! I SHALL NIBBLE ON YOUR CARROTS! RAWR![/size]
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