Letter From Wal-mart

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Letter From Wal-mart
Topic Started: Jun 30 2008, 10:57 PM (32 Views)
MusicUploader	Jun 30 2008, 10:57 PM Post #1
The Ownager Posts: 193 Group: Moderators Member #16 Joined: April 15, 2008	Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, “Code 3 in house wares”… and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway. 6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?” 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ using different size funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled “PICK ME! PICK ME!” 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!” And last, but certainly not least… 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”
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Chibi	Jun 30 2008, 11:21 PM Post #2
Shmell mah finger Posts: 1,280 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: February 28, 2008	This is a sign man! A FUCKING SIGN! First i read a topic called Adam and Eve. Reminded me of the old admins of this arcade site i was mod on. Then you post Wal-mart. A friend of mine on the site. Then I get an email asking about bean shipments. Butterbean was a friend of mine on the site as well. This is scary man!
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<span style=axiom	Jul 4 2008, 12:33 PM Post #3
Stone Skipper Posts: 25 Group: Members Member #59 Joined: July 4, 2008	they slave drive children to make the items they put in Walmart in China. so we can buy it cheaper. To some this is a moral issue, but i still go to Walmart.
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