Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Chibiwolf. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
2 Italian Guys
Topic Started: Jul 4 2008, 03:40 AM (14 Views)
MusicUploader
Member Avatar
The Ownager
[ *  *  *  * ]
Quote:
 
Lady overhears a conversation between two Italian guys.


Quote:
 
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
I Loved Her So Much I Saw A Chance And Missed It Now Im Broken

┏┫  | |   ┣┓  ┏┓ 
┗┫━━ ┃ ━━┣┛  ┣┫ 
 ┃ ━━━━━ ┃ ┏┳┫┣┳┓ 
 ┗━━┳━┳━━┛ ┃    ┃ 
━━━━┃ ┃    ┗━┳┳━┛
━━━━┃ ┗━━━━━━┛┃
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
« Previous Topic · Museum · Next Topic »
Add Reply