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Topic Started: Jul 4 2008, 03:41 AM (38 Views)
MusicUploader	Jul 4 2008, 03:41 AM Post #1
The Ownager Posts: 193 Group: Moderators Member #16 Joined: April 15, 2008	Chibi was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Chibi has been missing since Friday.
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Chibi	Jul 4 2008, 10:21 AM Post #2
Shmell mah finger Posts: 1,280 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: February 28, 2008	Heard this in people magazine. I saw the title and I said this is a weight joke here. There are a few things wrong though. 1: I doubt im getting married 2: I would respect my wife if i did 3: I need the scale.....XD
	"I'd kill the Jews." -glare- "I'd not kill the Jews, no. I'd toss in a penny and watch them fight to the death. -snickering- I did the same with two Catholic priests but I tossed in a small boy!! And the winner, had to fight Michael Jackson!"%mh%-100%mh%


MusicUploader	Jul 5 2008, 11:12 AM Post #3
The Ownager Posts: 193 Group: Moderators Member #16 Joined: April 15, 2008	lol was just a joke
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<span style=Victor	Jul 6 2008, 08:07 PM Post #4
Stone Skipper Posts: 22 Group: Members Member #62 Joined: July 6, 2008	ha thats on my forum i think.. i read it some where



DarkCannon	Jul 9 2008, 10:47 AM Post #5
Willy Wolf Posts: 568 Group: Moderators Member #3 Joined: March 3, 2008	XD From People Magazine in June or I think 06. Funny!
	[size=14]I AM A BUNNY! FEAR ME! I SHALL NIBBLE ON YOUR CARROTS! RAWR![/size]


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