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Topic Started: Jul 14 2008, 02:57 AM (37 Views)
MusicUploader	Jul 14 2008, 02:57 AM Post #1
The Ownager Posts: 193 Group: Moderators Member #16 Joined: April 15, 2008	One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
	I Loved Her So Much I Saw A Chance And Missed It Now Im Broken ┏┫　　\|　\|　　 ┣┓　　┏┓　 ┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛　　┣┫　　┃　━━━━━　┃　┏┳┫┣┳┓　　┗━━┳━┳━━┛　┃　　　　┃　 ━━━━┃　┃　　　　┗━┳┳━┛ ━━━━┃　┗━━━━━━┛┃


<span style=Capybara	Jul 14 2008, 03:44 PM Post #2
Lazy Lobster Posts: 119 Group: Members Member #26 Joined: May 16, 2008	... That happened to me once. Luckily, I wasn't the one wearing the skirt.
	I have a signature that is only text. IN YOUR FACE SOCIETY!


MusicUploader	Jul 14 2008, 08:21 PM Post #3
The Ownager Posts: 193 Group: Moderators Member #16 Joined: April 15, 2008	lol capy u wish
	I Loved Her So Much I Saw A Chance And Missed It Now Im Broken ┏┫　　\|　\|　　 ┣┓　　┏┓　 ┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛　　┣┫　　┃　━━━━━　┃　┏┳┫┣┳┓　　┗━━┳━┳━━┛　┃　　　　┃　 ━━━━┃　┃　　　　┗━┳┳━┛ ━━━━┃　┗━━━━━━┛┃


Chibi	Jul 14 2008, 10:07 PM Post #4
Shmell mah finger Posts: 1,280 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: February 28, 2008	0.0 What the hell man!? XD
	"I'd kill the Jews." -glare- "I'd not kill the Jews, no. I'd toss in a penny and watch them fight to the death. -snickering- I did the same with two Catholic priests but I tossed in a small boy!! And the winner, had to fight Michael Jackson!"%mh%-100%mh%


<span style=Capybara	Jul 15 2008, 02:02 PM Post #5
Lazy Lobster Posts: 119 Group: Members Member #26 Joined: May 16, 2008	Yeah I'm just joign with ya. I'm not really a bus driver who saw the whole thing.
	I have a signature that is only text. IN YOUR FACE SOCIETY!


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