My co-workers

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My co-workers
Topic Started: Aug 10 2009, 06:45 PM (97 Views)
rarisgod	Aug 10 2009, 06:45 PM Post #1
The Greatest of All Beings Posts: 1,106 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: August 11, 2008	I seriously hate waking up every morning and working with these people. Let me tell you about them. First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yea, okay, she is pretty hot, but she is so damn useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks. She is too afraid to lift anything because she thinks she will break a nail. The next chick is the complete opposite. She might be one of the smartest people on the planet, but yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale from 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves. She always has this sarcastic tone when you try and tell her to do something. But the jewel of them all is this 22-year-old hippie. He is baked before, after, and probably during work. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's and to make things worse he brings his dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from all of the second hand smoke. This kid constantly takes way too long for a lunch break. Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and crap.



ASpieboy	Aug 11 2009, 08:14 PM Post #2
The Umbrageous Posts: 1,168 Group: Members Member #30 Joined: July 17, 2008	I know, it's so hard to find good help these days. My first assistant was this weird tattooed guy who spoke about 3 words to me a day. He got into a fight with some hippie with a braid, and died soon after. My next employee was some pretentious noble. A count or lord or something. He just wasn't cutting it though, so I decided to replace him. Number 3 showed a lot of promise at first, but then he was attacked and injured by, guess who, the same hippie. I swear, that guy has some serious violence issues. So I had to pay for all these medical procedures, he cost me millions in extended benefits. And then, the big company project practically blew up, all his fault of course. Finally, he snapped and threw me down a pit. Ruling the universe can be a pain in the neck.



rarisgod	Aug 11 2009, 10:50 PM Post #3
The Greatest of All Beings Posts: 1,106 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: August 11, 2008	Haha! Well played!



ASpieboy	Aug 27 2009, 11:51 PM Post #4
The Umbrageous Posts: 1,168 Group: Members Member #30 Joined: July 17, 2008	Haha, I get last post!



rarisgod	Aug 28 2009, 03:01 PM Post #5
The Greatest of All Beings Posts: 1,106 Group: Members Member #37 Joined: August 11, 2008	No you dont...?



ASpieboy	Aug 29 2009, 12:55 AM Post #6
The Umbrageous Posts: 1,168 Group: Members Member #30 Joined: July 17, 2008	Darn. Thought I could sneak one in.


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