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| Funny Stories; Because I'm really damn bored | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 23 2007, 01:18 AM (242 Views) | |
| Victor Delacroix | Jun 23 2007, 01:18 AM Post #1 |
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POST FUNNY STORIES HERE LULZ When I was on vacation, we went to the Dairy Hut to get us some ice creams. And the lady (with a moustache) at the counter took my dad's order and my brother's order, then this happened... Dad: *looks at me, who hasn't decided yet* "And..?" Lady: "I DON'T THINK IT'S VERY FUNNY. IVE HAD A LONG DAY AND WHEN YOU GET HERE YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT YOU WANT INSTEADA FARTIN AROUND AND WASTIN MY TIME." Me: o_o Lady: "GET YOUR FINGERS OUTTA YOUR MOUTH SO PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU WHEN YOU TALK YA STUPID KID." Me: *not hungry anymore* I got ice cream and a frozen banana. We left in such a hurry before I exploded on her that we almost forgot the banana. |
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| jiz | Jun 23 2007, 02:21 AM Post #2 |
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trufax
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She needs to get laid lulz Can't recall anything funny that's happened to me at the moment though D8 |
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| Askalot | Jun 23 2007, 03:01 AM Post #3 |
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Mach 2-runner
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Two years ago on a class vacation in Stockholm. I was going to go inside a store, which had a glass wall and a glass door. I misstook the wall for the door since they looked pretty much alike, and walked into it. The pain could be described as splitting your skull, but it would have looked funny if you saw me doing it. Conclussion? Now I can relate to the pain when birds crashes into windows. ^-^' |
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| jiz | Jun 23 2007, 03:14 AM Post #4 |
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Now that you mention birds crashing into windows... >_> My friend told me about one time during Biology, they were taking notes on the overhead. The overhead was right next to the window and all of a sudden, she heard this loud bang on the window. She looked a little to the left and saw the bird trying to fly back up(it was pretty much limping). Granted, more than half the class saw and started laughing. Oh, and this story'll prove how much of a dork I am but this happened during History class. While I walk over to my desk, I usually take a look at the agenda on the board. His agenda for his Economics class read as followed: 1. QW/HW check 2. video 3. lecture 4. ????? At the end of it, I really had the urge to write "PROFIT!" >__>; |
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| Victor Delacroix | Jun 23 2007, 05:21 AM Post #5 |
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And why didn't you? D: I'm very upset with you young lady. DDD: |
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| Akashi | Jun 23 2007, 09:21 AM Post #6 |
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Amatsumikaboshi
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YHA D< |
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| thousand-mistress | Jun 23 2007, 09:48 AM Post #7 |
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Actual Pedophile
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I don't have a Story, but my Friend had a disturbing Dream once. ~ERIN'S POV~
Me: O_O........*twitches* |
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| Alucard | Aug 12 2007, 04:55 AM Post #8 |
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Konoka-ness Master (army of one XD)
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I once ran into a glass window... that was one clean window... didn't hurt
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| salem-san | Aug 12 2007, 07:25 AM Post #9 |
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Asril and Sir Meh's Spazz bro
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lol bumping on see through glass windows seems to be what we people do a lot, guess it's a never ending trend xD Yeah once I wanted to enter a mart which had those automatic sliding doors, then I started talking with my friend and stuff and wasn't looking at the door, then suddenly I bumped the door and fell over because there was a problem with the sensor and wow everyone around me was laughing like crazy...
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| Samiel | Aug 12 2007, 04:14 PM Post #10 |
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Magical Ass Lamprey
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that had to suck. Well one time I was riding my bike home and I was riding on the side where cars usually park and I heard a sound so I turned my head to look and I ran into the front of a parked car and went up on the hood a bit. Luckily it was night.
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| Kichuwa | Aug 12 2007, 04:24 PM Post #11 |
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I cans names a couple hundred stories, even one about a spastic moose in a thong but wut one should I pick? ________________________________________________________________ ah yes this one *Grabs* _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Earlier this week i was walking around to pass time as i normally do, when my dad pulls up in his messed up car, and he says to me. "Hey there, want a ride?" and I Yell "Pedophile!" and start running just because it was worth it. 3 blocks down and a couple of areas cars can't get into i can still see him there he's parked in the same place. (i'm pretty sure he's confuzzled). People are just now (JUST NAO) coming out of their house to see what is going on I Yell "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDLES!!!!!!!" i got their attention, my dad just slams his foot on the gas and gets away from everyone. I sit there just having a stupid smirk on my face, a few minutes later i move from my hiding spot to walk back home. It's 5:30 A.M. (i run around alot in the mornings of no sleep) i get home to play guitar hero 2. everyones is Inside waiting for me, they're all just sitting there and i am confused as to why. They say "Where have you been?" And because i have the balls to say it I said, "You know the usual, working the corner, Smokin' the Reefer, And Drinking the magical moonshine." They say, "You were bored weren't you?" I'm all, "nope, wait wait wait..... yeah i was." Later that day i get a phone call from my Fiendish friend, He says "hay, Wanna come up." i'm all "What ever panda bear." when I arrive the first thing i do is get attacked the his 3 retarded dogs, who apparently can't remember anything. (Random boring stuff blah blah blah DVD?) later when i brought my GH2 controler we played for a while. and it was V.S. alot trhe last time i won i was so bored i called the police and said, "hello Officers you have to help me" they say "what is it?" and i Reply. "Oh god NO, THis house just now...." a quick "Yes" from the copz. I finish my sentence, "Been Rocked, there were no survivers!" They hang up. ~Boring~ I say "when i grow up i want to be a guitar hero!" He asks "will it pay 50 minutes an hour?" I say "no, no it won't". _Day ends_ I went in the pool. :3 |
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| Samiel | Aug 12 2007, 04:38 PM Post #12 |
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Magical Ass Lamprey
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lol. Wow man that is messed up.
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| Zaroff | Aug 12 2007, 04:43 PM Post #13 |
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That story was AWESOME ON ICE Kichuwa. Anyways, heres a story from me. I was talking to my ex-girlfriend last night about Lord of The Rings Online, when the following conversation resulted. It's starts with me saying I'm going to hate the game I just lost the game BTW The names of people in this story have NOT been changed to protect their identity
At this point she either blocked me or logged off. But she defiantly took offense to the whole idea. After this conversation happened, I posted homo erotic LOTR fan fiction on her MySpace, featuring Frodo and Sam. |
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| Leveller | Aug 12 2007, 05:11 PM Post #14 |
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Middle Schooler
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This is a true story from last weekend when I was at a punkrock festival here in sweden, I've just got back from The Briggs concert and I run in to my friends who...had been drinking all the day, and now they walked around calling people to be, Racists, Fascists and Nazis (in a catchy song, by pointing at 'em and singing, He's a Racists and He's a Fascists etc. etc.). So I tell them, that if they keep it up they're gonna get their ass kicked, the reply I get is, "I know, and that's the whole point of it" I sighed and asked them for how long they've been doing it. "We have been doing it for 2 hours now and NO ONE has even threaten us", and so they keep doing it for another 5 or 6 hours and it ends with one of them goes up to a girl and beggs her to hit him, and she hits him with a perfect punch in the stomach. When I look back at the festival, it was a miracle that they survived 'cause they keeped doing these stupid things (the other day they sat at our camp screaming "APOLOGIZE" to people walking by or "HOW DID YOU ATTACH THE TATTOOS"). |
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| Evenkurugan | Aug 12 2007, 05:53 PM Post #15 |
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Eventeed Procrastination.
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Man, can we be accident prone buddies? I had something similar to that happen. I was riding my bmx bike and I had just got the trick pegs and shtuff for it and I was riding really fast, catching some breeze cus it was a hot night. Suddenly, the chain locks, and I face plant a curb. My bike became a mangled mess, somehow the frame bent and its unrideable anymore. I ended up getting a lot of dental work to. I can think that is kinda funny how I did it now that I look back upon it. Damn that hurt. |
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