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| BAKA NO JITSU | Aug 28 2007, 09:06 AM Post #31 |
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how could anyone resist the temptation of not trying to convert that. it's just so tantalizing |
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| masnmaniac | Aug 28 2007, 09:32 AM Post #32 |
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This is good. Sorry I didn't look sooner.
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| phGoff | Aug 28 2007, 08:01 PM Post #33 |
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SMA~! Crazy as usual! What's even more interesting is that I'm typing this message while sitting next to you, totally not doing work when I should be, while you're writing the next part. I am sure it will be a zany as the others. Also more Chao. Also, mangos. You know what I mean. |
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| lord_lir | Aug 28 2007, 09:33 PM Post #34 |
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Sam? I don't know what you mean mysterious stranger. You are certainly not my friend Terry! Either way, here's the next part... in a good way! ******************************************************************* Period 6: NODOKA MIYAZAKI AND THE DEATHLY HOLLOWS (or the Story of the Bookstore’s Epic Quest to obtain the Final Harry Potter Novel) ******************************************************************* IN CLASS (FINAL PERIOD OF THE DAY)~ Negi: …and that, everyone, is why Shakespeare’s many allusions to cheese-making amongst his works can be interpreted as a commentary on the unsanitary conditions people lived in during the Elizabethan era. (Obviously, when a 10-year old takes your English Lesson, some inconsistencies will occur) Nodoka: ~ALL RISE! <the Class do> ~BOW! <the Class do> Negi: <walking out the door> As homework I expect everyone to prepare a five minute speech about what the phrase: “Three Grey Elephants balancing on a Piece of String” means to them, as well as a ten page essay on the passive declension of the verb “to antidisestablish”. Further, students who prepare an interpretive dance number about modal auxiliaries will be given extra credit! <he leaves> <general hubbub in Class> Modoka: Ever since Negi-kun went on that creative teaching course with Shizuna-sensei, our lesson plans have become increasingly… Eva: Idiotic? Stupid? Ridiculous? Absurd? Ludicrous? Laughable? I believe those are the synonyms you’re searching for… Chachamaru: Mistress, it appears you actually learnt something from that “Synonym Folk-Song” Negi-sensei taught us last lesson! (even if you simply intend to use it as a medium for insult…) Chisame: <mumbling to herself> I won’t let it get to me… I won’t let it get to me… I won’t let it get to me… lalalala… I’m perfectly fine… I won’t let it get to me… <exploding> I HATE IT! ALL THIS WORK IS JUST SO STUPID!!! RAAA~~~AAA~~~ARHHGH!!! Kaede: You should invest in some Antacid Tablets, de gozaru! Negi: <popping back through the door> Oh! I almost forgot! If all the Bakarangers would just report to my office after school this afternoon so we can continue our “Positive Reinforcement Circle of Thinking Well of Ourselves and Caring for Our Friends”. Remember; the only person you need to be kind to is yourself! (and I must really remember to find a more kind term than “Bakarangers”… maybe the “Try-Our-Best Rangers”…?) <leaves again, humming Kumbaya> Asuna: Not again! I hate this “think good things about yourself” crap, soooo much! Makie: It’s not *that* bad! We get to hug Negi-kun! (He’s just soooooooo kewt!) Yue: <to Ku> He’s even started with the positive reinforcement during our Magic Lessons… (it’s driving Nodoka and I mad…) ***FLASHBACK*** Negi: Now Yue-san, Nodoka-san, you’ll never be able to learn magic if you can’t think positively about yourself! Let’s join hands, form a circle, and do an “African tribal Chant” to flush out the negative spiritual energy… PUSH OUT THE BAD… BRING IN THE LOVE… PUSH OUT THE BAD… BRING IN THE LOVE… PUSH OUT THE BAD… BRING IN THE LOVE… PUSH OUT THE BAD… BRING IN THE LOVE… Now, doesn’t that feel much better? You’re at peace with yourself and the rest of the cosmos… Yue: Are you sure you haven’t started smoking weed Negi-sensei? Negi: Uh oh! Looks like someone has a case of the Negativity Virus! I prescribe an impromptu “Sad” intervention! Nodoka-san, let’s give Yue-san a nice B~~~~I~~~~G HUG!!!! Nodoka: Awoo-woo-woo! O-okay…! Yue: <blushing> Please Negi-sensei! (I love you so much… <sob>) Negi: I love you Yue-san! Don’t put yourself down. Yue: <gulp> N-NODOKA!!! JUST IGNORE H-HIM!!! Nodoka: AWOOOOOO!!!! (Negi-sensei….!!!!) ***FLASHBACK END*** Yue: Such an embarrassing and confusing situation… (my emotions… I’m such an idiot…) Ku: It could be being worse… he stop training in Martial Arts now! Say it too violent (teach bad attitude… what that mean!?) Haruna: Whatever… he’s got training with Eva-chan tonight (first time since his “creative-teaching” course). Eva: I’ve been looking forward to deprogramming our little boya! I thought I’d show him my TORTURE ROOM OF NEVER ENDING PAIN!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Chachamaru: Uh, Master… Eva: Not now Chachamaru! I’m laughing maniacally! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! <cough> Damn my infernal asthma… <ahem> MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Chachamaru: But Mistress, the Torture Room is being cleaned… Eva: MWUHAHAHAHAHA… HUH!? WHY ARE YOU CLEANING MY TORTURE ROOM, YOU DUMB MECHANICAL MORON!? Chachamaru: I noticed how dark, dusty and gloomy it looked, so I decided to make it appear more hospitable. Eva: IT’S AN F***ING TORTURE ROOM!!! IT’S SUPPOSED TO LOOK F***ING UNINVITING, FOR F***’S SAKE!!! Haruna: Now, now Eva-chan… let’s keep the language clean (this fan fiction has certain standards…) Eva: FAN-F***ING-FICTION!? STANDARDS!? I’LL SHOW YOU “KEEPING IT F***ING CLEAN”, YOU DUMB F***ING F***ER!!!! I’LL F*** YOU OVER SO F***ING MUCH YOU WON’T F***ING NOW WHAT F***ING F***ED YOU!!! <INTERMISSION> Censored for violence Chisame: I’m sorry about that… it is generally the policy of the author to keep language as clean as possible. We only just managed to put the “***” over the words before going to print. Here, with an official apology, is Eva-chan… (and just why do *I* have to say this!?) Eva: <obviously reading from a card, without feeling or regret> I wish to apologise for my language earlier and ensure that I will not lapse into vulgarity again. <shouting off to the side> F***ING HAPPY NOW!!!? Chisame: Let’s just change the scene (we haven’t even got to the actual story yet, and already a major incident… <sigh> I hate my life… I get the feeling I’ve said that before already…) Voice: That’s right Chisame! You have already uttered that phrase before in this fan-fiction! Chisame: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!? Voice: I am the Ghost of Fan Fiction Past! Chisame: The hell!? Voice: You’ve said that too (In the last Episode) Chisame: <sigh> buncha idiots… Voice: A line from Episode 1. Chisame: Would you just shut up and leave me alone! (Why the hell does stupid stuff always happen to me?) Another Voice: Let’s get this story on the road! Chisame: Just who are YOU!!!? The 1st Voice: That’s the Ghost of Fan Fiction Present. The other Voice: Yup! It’s true! I’m here to tell the story of how Nodoka tries to find the Final Harry Potter novel… Chisame: And does she? The other Voice: How the hell should I know? Who do I look like, the Ghost of Fan Fiction yet to come? Another other Voice: Funny you should mention that… because *I* am the ghost of Fan Fiction yet to come… Chisame: WHA~~~!!! WHY’RE YOU HERE! The 1st Voice: You said that at the end of Episode 4… The other Other Voice: And will say so again in Episode 7… Chisame: <SCREAM> JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! LIBRARY ISLAND (YES IT’S ANOTHER SCENE, AND NO, THE VOICES WON’T BE COMING BACK… IT’S ALSO AFTER SCHOOL)~ Yuuna: Hello? Is anyone there? (geez this place is huge…) Nodoka: H-hello? H-how can I h-help you? Yuuna: Honya-chan! This is a Library, right? I wanna borrow a book on Basketball! Nodoka: I’m sorry… you want to borrow a book? But why not just go to the Library at School? Yuuna: This one’s bigger, so it’s gotta be better too! Nodoka: Ummm… o-okay… we should find your Basketball Book in about 2 years. Yuuna: What!? Two years!? Nodoka: You said it yourself… it’s a BI~~~~~~~G Library. It’ll take about 6 months to even FIND the Basketball section. Yuuna: Don’t you use that book-sorting thingo that all Libraries use? Nodoka: You mean the Dewey Decimal System? Yuuna: Yup! Just use that to search on the catalogue! Nodoka: Catalogue…. We don’t have one of those… Yuuna: But that’s just STUPID! Nodoka: I didn’t make Library Island… I just work here. If you’ve got a complaint, take it up with the Librarian. Yuuna: Where’s he then? Nodoka: Ummmm… I’m not sure I can tell you… Yuuna: Do you even know where he is? Nodoka: …somewhere below Basement Level 99… I think… Yuuna: Basement Level 99!!? Is this some sorta Game Dungeon!? Nodoka: Oh yes! Very much so! Members of the Library Exploration Club have to gain XP by sorting books, so that they can reach the necessary Levels to enter the Deeper Sections of Library Island. Yuuna: Levels!? XP!? Nodoka: For your HP… that’s Hit Points, by the way… Yuuna: What Level are you on? Nodoka: I’m on Level 20… it took me 120,000XP to reach where I am today (I only have about 25HP though…) Yuuna: I see… then how far down can you go? Nodoka: I’m Level 20, so I probably shouldn’t go below Basement Floor 20… but I’ve been deeper! I’ve even met the Librarian a few times! Yuuna: Then take me to see him, so I can complain about this dumb Library. Nodoka: I’m not allowed to. Yuuna: Why? Nodoka: <to herself> Oh no… I can’t let her learn about the Mages… gotta make up more crap… <to Yuuna> Ummmm… y-you h-haven’t passed the… errmmm… Initiation… Test… Yuuna: What test? Nodoka: You have to… ummmm… read 1000 books…. in one night…. while hanging upside down… from a… rhinoceros… Yuuna: Oh? And you’ve already done that, Honya-chan? Nodoka: Oh yes! At least twice now! (I can’t believe she bought that…) Yuuna: So if I just do the Initiation Test, I can meet the Librarian and complain about not being able to find a book about Basketball. Nodoka: I-I guess so… but wouldn’t it be easier to visit the *SCHOOL LIBRARY*? Yuuna: But I can’t pass down a challenge! Where’s the rhinoceros!? Nodoka: Awoo woo woo! Haruna: <coming back from reshelving books> Nodoka! Nodoka! I’ve got AWESOME NEWS!!! What’s Yuuna doing? Nodoka: She’s… she’s… Haruna: …hanging upside down from a rhinoceros… I can see that. But why? Nodoka: She wants a book on Basketball… and I had to make up something so she wouldn’t find Ku:nel… Haruna: Basketball, you say? But that’s kept under the desk… why didn’t you get it for her straight away Nodoka? You’re such a Baka sometimes… Yuuna: <shrieking> IT’S UNDER THE WHAT!!!??? Nodoka: S-sorry!!! Let me get it for you… Ku:nel: Here you go! One book on Basketball! Yuuna: Who are you? Ku:nel: The Librarian, of course! (What are you, retarded? Then again… you are hanging upside down from a rhinoceros…) Yuuna: YOU’RE THE LIBRARIAN!!!? Ku:nel: Yup yup! Did you think my whereabouts was some sorta big secret, or something? Yuuna: HONYA-CHAN!!! Nodoka: Awoo-woo-woo! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!! I’M SORRY!!!!!!!!!! Haruna: Nodoka, you boob! IN CLASS (THE NEXT DAY)~ Negi: A-and th-that’s w-why I-I’m no l-l-long-g-ger t-t-teaching c-cre-creativel-ly… I-In fact… I-I’m n-no longer t-t-teaching at all… Y-you a-are all ex-ex-excused… <leaves Classroom shuddering> Asuna: Baka Eva-chan! Your deprogramming went too far!!! Eva: Really? You think so? Personally, I think a boya that’s cowering in fear is a vast improvement on “Happy Boy”. Besides, I had fun messing up my Torture Room with him! Chachamaru: All my hard work cleaning undone in a single hour… it’s so messy now… blood everywhere… Asuna: WHAT!!? BLOOD!!? Eva: Calm down Kagurazaka! It’s not like I killed him, or anything… Chachamaru: Actually, I was monitoring Negi-sensei’s conditions throughout, and there was a brief 15-minute period where he was clinically deceased… (heart had stopped, and everything…) Eva: You don’t say? How very interesting… and how’d he come back to life? Chachamaru: My guess is that your Lightning Rod acted as a defibulator. The electrical energy must have started his heart up again. (even though those third-degree burns Negi-sensei sustained probably meant that his rebirth was quite a painful one) Eva: I should try that on myself sometime… sure being undead may LOOK cool, but it’s a real pain sometimes… Chachamaru: It could be worse Mistress. You could be a zombie. Eva: Oh yes, that’d be terrible… Kono: Eva-chan as a Zombie! You’d be all: “Brains… BRAINS…!!!” and we’d be all: “Oh no, watch out for Zombie Eva-chan!” Setsu: Please Ojou-sama! You must maintain some measure of decorum! <INSERT KONOSETSU JOKE HERE AT OWN DISCRETION> Setsu: OJOU-SAMA, PLEASE!!!! Kono: Hee hee… you’re just too cute when you’re embarrassed Se-chan! Eva: If I was a Zombie, I’d starve to death in this Class… not a single brain amongst the lost of you… (someone probably removed them, made it into Brain-Pie, and gave each of you a slice…) Asuna: Brain…. Pie….? Don’t kids just say the darndest things? <WILD AUDIENCE APPLAUSE> Eva: Kid!? I’m older than you, Kagurazaka! DUMB-FACE!!! <AUDIENCE GOES: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!> Asuna: DUMB-FACE!!! I’VE GOT AN OLDER FRIEND WHO COULD BEAT YOU UP!! Eva: YEAH!? WELL YOU’RE NOT MY BEST FRIEND ANYMORE!!! Asuna: SO WHAT!? I’M NOT INVITING YOU TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!! Eva: MY DAD HAS A BETTER JOB THAN YOUR DAD!!! Asuna: I DON’T HAVE A DAD, AND NEITHER DO YOU!! Eva: YO’ MOMMA!!! Asuna: *YO’* MOMMA!! Eva: ASUNA’S SO FAT SHE EATS THE SUN FOR A LIGHT SNACK!!! Asuna: EVA’S SO FAT SHE WENT TO A RESTAURANT AND ATE ALL THE FOOD AND THEY HAD TO CLOSE DOWN!!! Eva: <singing> ASUNA AND NEGI WENT TO BED! ASUNA ROLLED OVER AND NEGI WAS DEAD!! Asuna: <singing> EVA AND NAGI, SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! Eva: YOU THINK YOU’RE SO BIG! BUT GUESS WHAT, EVERYONE LAUGHS AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK!! Asuna: I AM SO BIG! I’M WAY TALLER THAN YOU! <giggling> HEY, EVA!? WHAT’S THE WEATHER LIKE ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE!? Eva: AT LEAST I DON’T GET ALTITUDE SICKNESS, WHICH IS WHY YOU’RE ALWAYS SO STUPID!! Asuna: I’M GONNA TELL THE TEACHER ON YOU! YOU’RE A BULLY!!! Chachamaru: You should stop fighting before Master begins swearing again. (Bad language is a no-no!) Ku:nel: Heh heh heh! Kitty’s angry! Eva: WHA~~~!? WHY’RE YOU HERE!!!? Ku:nel: Because the fans demanded some EvaxAl action. So… <reading from a script with no emotion> I love you Eva. I always have. Let’s go have Vampiric under age sex right this instant! <giggle> Eva: WHAT!? WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA!!!!???? I’ LL KILL YOU, I’LL KILL EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY ALL THOSE DAMN FANS!!! Ku:nel: …I don’t hear a no… Eva: <shriek> OF COURSE “NO”, YOU PERVERTED EGGPLANT! JUST WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR!!!!!? Ku:nel: Oh Kitty… it’s so easy to stir you up! <reading from the script again> That’s what I love about you Kitty… no… you’re my Sex-Kitten! Eva: SEX-WHAT!!? KITTY MAY BE BAD, BUT IT’S BETTER THAN THAT!! Ku:nel: Honestly Eva… how can you keep denying your feelings for me? Let’s elope! We can have our honeymoon in Barbados, or Canada (where the Mounties roam free!) Eva: MARRIED!? I’LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF, YOU BASTARD!!! Chisame: <exploding out of nowhere> YOU! TRUST YOU TO PROLONG THIS IDIOTIC STORY WITH YOUR IDIOCY! YOU DIE NOW!!! <chases Ku:nel off while waving around a 4x4 Plank> Ku:nel: <giggle> Junior High Girls are so spirited… especially “normal” ones like you! Chisame: RAAAAAAAARGHHHH! A Voice: I could’ve told you he’d say that… Chisame: Shut up you! Asuna: Okay… that was kind of… random… STARBOOKS COFFEE (AFTER CLASSES)~ Yue: Why have we come here… Starbooks doesn’t sell any juice… Haruna: I just thought you could probably do with a change from juice Yuecchi. How about some delicious coffee, or some nice tea? Yue: Is it Tomato Cola tea? Haruna: No… normal tea. Yue: What’s the point then? Haruna: Ummm… because it tastes normal? Yue: That’s boring. Now, if the tea had cod oil in it. Yum! Haruna: You’re sick… very very sick… Yue: Did you tell Nodoka the big news? Haruna: Big news? Yue: The book Haruna. The news about the final Harry Potter Novel. Haruna: OMG! I FORGOT!! Yue: Omg? Why not just say “Oh My God”? Haruna: teh Int3rn3t 5p33ch i5 1337! Yue: Please never do that ever again… it’s unsettling… Haruna: Whatever. But I can’t believe I forgot to GOSSIP!!! That’s like Jesus forgetting to do the miracle-thing! Yue: Don’t draw parallels between yourself and the Messiah… you were meant to tell Nodoka about the Harry Potter release. That’s the whole point of this story. Haruna: Oh, Yuecchi! These stories never have any point… everyone’s worked that out by now! Yue: Once more with “I’m aware of my Fanfic status Comedy” again? Isn’t that getting just a little old? <Negi walks past shuddering> Haruna: Poor Negi-kun… he’s still all messed up from his Training with Eva-chan… Yue: He’s not himself anymore… you should have seen him at my Magic Lesson. Haruna: Ooo! Spill! Yue: It is a story that can only be relayed through the medium of Flashback (just like the last one…) ***FLASHBACK (AGAIN)*** Yue: Negi-sensei, I’m having a little trouble figuring out this Latin Phrase… Negi: OH GOD!!! P-P-PLEASE D-D-DON’T HURT MEEEE!!!!!! AWOO-WOO-WOO!!! Yue: Shhh. Just calm down Negi-sensei… you’ll be alright. Eva-san can’t reach you here. Negi: B-BUT THE WHIPS! AND THE CHAINS! AND TH-TH-THE ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER SHOWTUNES!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE!!! Nodoka: Negi-sensei! Please calm down! Negi: VOICES… ALWAYS WHISPERING… SHRILL VOICES… THEY’RE NOT MY FRIENDS, THEY’RE NOT! HEH HEH HEH! <shriek> NO MASTER, PLEASE NOT THE WATERMELON!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT! NO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!! ***END FLASHBACK*** Haruna: If he was that bad, why’s he going back to train with Eva-chan? Yue: She said something about; “If you don’t find me, I’ll find you…” Haruna: Poor Negi-kun… Sayo: And so, just like last time, Haruna and Yue forgot all about telling Nodoka about the final novel of Harry Potter! Kazumi: Good job, Sayo! That’s a wrap! You’re well on your way to becoming an official Mahora Journalism Club Official Story Summarizer! Sayo: Hurrah! Now I am useful!!! IN CLASS, THE FOLLOWING DAY~ Negi: <who is now a goth/emo… take your pick> Exsistence is so, like, a struggle for conformity in a world that only offers, like, pain and suffering… everyone should, just, like, stop caring and, like, hang out in the dark being moody… I’ve written some poetry about it… “The crows and raven’s pick at the corpses of the living, People of the world keep on taking, not giving, Cut your wrists to feel alive, Blood is the salvation, Conformity is the anti-Christ. Sweet father Satan, hear my prayer Because in this world, God just don’t care!” So, like, I’m gonna go hang out in alley-ways getting stoned while feeling miserable now, so you’re all, like, dismissed. <Negi saunters out of the class while flicking back his dyed-black hair and taking a drag from a cigarette> Eva: Is everyone happy now? I deprogrammed boya again, and now he’s better than ever! (I’m such a genius I could kill myself… except I’m immortal, so sucks to you!! Don’t argue with me, I READ BOOKS!!!) Asuna: You can’t honestly think that’s an improvement, Eva-chan!!!? Eva: Of course it is, he’s wearing black and doesn’t care anymore! Asuna: But… that’s so… Eva: Look, Kagurazaka! I have more pressing problems to deal with than boya’s attitude and your pathetic, and worthless, opinions! Chachamaru: The mistress is preoccupied because of a letter that Ku:nel left in her shoe locker this morning. Asuna: Another love letter? Eva: <grumble> You could say that…. Chachamaru: <handing the letter to Asuna> Here, take a look for yourself. <to audience> you can all look as well. LETTER TO EVA FROM KU:NEL: My dearest ickle-wickle Kitty-kums. I have been think about you since we last left, and I’ve dedided I must have you!! As I wirte this, I picture your glorius naked body… oh, and I’m naked too!!! I’m waiting for you in my BIG BED with all my DIRTY FRIENDS!! I’ll bring the chains if you’ll bring the whipped cream, Your Love-Tiger, Ku:nel Sanders Asuna: Riiiight… that’s just a bit worrying… Eva: You forgot to read the Post Script… Asuna: Okay… “P.S: THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!?” WHAT THE HELL!!!? Eva: You see why it necessary that I destroy him. Asuna: You’re being awfully calm about this… no CAPS LOCK or anything… Chachamaru: The mistress already vented her anger this morning… as we speak, Makie-san is having her limbs sown back on in the Nurse’s Office. <sound of Eva’s Cell phone ringing> Eva: <hesitating> H-hello? Ku:nel: <breathing heavily> What’re you wearing??? Eva: SHRIEK!!!!! I’LL KILL YOU, YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!!! I’LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS!!!! Ku:nel: Mwahahahahah!! I love it when you’re mad Kitty! It so… SEXY!!!! Eva: GROSSNESS!!!! I’M GONNA BE SICK!!!! Ku:nel: See you tonight, Kitty. <hangs up> Eva: CHACHAMARU! WE’RE GONNA GO KILL THAT SICK FREAK! BEGIN TRANSFORMATION MODE!!! Chachamaru: Yes, Mistress! <transformation sequence, “Transformers” style. She becomes a motorbike> Eva: LET’S GO, CHACHAMARU MOBILE!!! TO LIBRARY ISLAND AND THE LAIR OF THAT SICK FREAK!!!!!! Asuna: Poor Eva-chan… TIME TO BRING THIS STORY TO A MUCH NEEDED CONCLUSION~ Haruna: I forgot to tell you, Nodoka, that the Final Novel of Harry Potter is out now in bookstores. Nodoka: Really! I’ve gotta go pick up one of those! Chisame: THAT’S IT!!!!!? THAT’S THE STORY OF THE BOOKSTORE’S EPIC QUEST TO OBTAIN THE FINAL HARRY POTTER NOVEL!!!? WHY DID IT DRAG ON FOR SO LONG!!!? Voice: That would be telling, wouldn’t it? The other Voice: It’s all part of the mystery of the fanfiction. Another other Voice: Who are you to complain? Chisame: Whatever… I’m just gonna go commit suicide now, so do whatever you want… ************************************************************************ AND NOW, BY POPULAR DEMMAND, THE NEGIMA RADIODRAMA IS PROUD TO PRESENT~~~~ YOUR DAILY KONOSETSU SCENE!!!! IN THE LAUNDRY~ Kono: Se-chan, we need to wash the clothes. Setsu: I understand, Ojou-sama! <puts all the clothes in the basket into the washing machine> Kono: Now you need to strip, Se-chan! Setsu: I BEG YOUR PARDON, OJOU-SAMA!? Kono: Strip off your clothes, so we can do ALL the washing!!! Here, I’ll even go first if you’re embarrassed Se-chan! <begins to take off her top> Setsu: Ojou-sama!! You must have some dignity!! Kono: <now only in her lingerie> What’s the matter, are you hurt Se-chan? Setsu: <while averting her eyes> What do you mean, Ojou-sama? Kono: It’s just that you have one MASSIVE nosebleed? Setsu: <dies of moe> ************************************************************************ |
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| worldbuilder | Aug 28 2007, 10:24 PM Post #35 |
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These just keep getting better |
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| phGoff | Aug 29 2007, 12:41 AM Post #36 |
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Woo! Zombie Eva refrence AND Transformers refrence! This fanfic wins. Also mangos. Seriously. You know you want to. |
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| rainbow_kiss_xox | Aug 29 2007, 09:55 AM Post #37 |
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OMG, SHE'S BACK
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XDDD That's hilarious. |
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| BAKA NO JITSU | Aug 29 2007, 02:07 PM Post #38 |
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lmao PUSH OUT THE BAD… BRING IN THE LOVE negi has become a hippy paru called nodoka a boob O_o i like the EvaxAl. HE's a love tiger, rawrs |
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| thousand-mistress | Aug 29 2007, 04:13 PM Post #39 |
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OMG, KonoSetsu scene reminded me of Volume 3 of Pita-Ten~ If only Konoka said "su" after everything....*_* And EvaxAl......WOOOOOO~!!!!!!!!! I would squeal if my Mom wasn't in the Kitchen...... |
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| lord_lir | Aug 30 2007, 01:45 AM Post #40 |
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MASTER OF FLAMES AND DARKNESS
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Thank you all... there're are a few grammar mistakes, but whatever. I'm working on the next chapter... expect a bit more Zombie Eva (I like creating her!!) As for phGoff: NO MANGOES!!! NOT EVER AGAIN! BE CONTENT WITH THE GOOD MORNING SEGMENT, YOU HIPPY!! PS: For those who haven't realised yet, we go to the same school XDDD! (I own him) |
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| phGoff | Aug 31 2007, 11:17 PM Post #41 |
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MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Chuff, seriously Sma, you need to put them in. Much better that way. Anyone who's read your other fanfictions will agree that you need to put in mangos right now. |
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| wafflezfire | Sep 4 2007, 02:58 PM Post #42 |
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MOAR P10X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 I have some ideas if your running out. |
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| lord_lir | Sep 5 2007, 04:27 AM Post #43 |
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THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!!!! Your offer comes just as I was about to anounce that I am suffering from MAJOR writer's block!!! Everyone else can make suggestions too (as long as they're not about MANGOES!!!) Y'see, I've started watchin' Lucky Star, and can only think about Tsukasa and Kagami right now (my brother wants me to mention Konata, so... "KONATA") and I can't dedicate myself to Negima Plots... PLEASE HELP!!!! (Or even write your own eps, as long as you don't make them official aka, only *I* may title mine with Period X: ... You guys call yours "SPECIAL EPISODE BY X!!!) Hopefully I'll have another story soon (maybe next week?) |
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| worldbuilder | Sep 5 2007, 06:40 AM Post #44 |
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More Chachamaru scenes please |
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| wafflezfire | Sep 8 2007, 07:51 PM Post #45 |
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Alright, since the original maker of the Negima RadioDrama is suffering due to intense writer's block, I shall volunteer to write a special fan edition episode. I guess its good for about T+(innappropriate themes and language) ************************************************** SPECIAL FAN EDITION EPISODE: 1 What a Wonderful World... By Wafflezfire ************************************************** Chisame: What? Another one of these things? I thought we were saved when the author had writer's block. Chachamaru: I thought these stories were to illogical for your liking. Chisame: Eh, my fan's still love me. I'm not getting wrinkles yet! Chachamaru: Understood. ----------------------------------------------------- Narrator: Anyways, we begin our story at Al's house. Al: Ah, an afternoon with my favorite book, Broadway Musical's of the 1940's. No stupid script telling me to go love-love over Eva-chan, how could it get any better than this? *Someone knocks* Al: *sigh* Come in! Eva: Oh Al' Baby, neko-Eva is here! Al: Oh My God. I never thought she would actually come here. **** where's my shotgun? Eva: I'm going to work you out all night long!!! Al: NO! Not there! Eva: Tee hee. ---------------------------------------- Narrator: Poor Al, well, it's time for class. Negi: GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING CLASS! Class: GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING NEGI-SENSEI! Haruna: What happened to Emo-Negi? Asuna: Well, Eva isn't here, so he must be celebrating. Haruna: Too bad. His hair was hot. Negi: Ok class, please take out your scribble sticks, and being working on the review lesson for chapter 69. Asuna: Maybe he's a bit too happy... ~~~~~~~Sometime later in the class~~~~~~~~~~~~ Makie: Here's the classwork for today. Negi: Hm? Why is it so sloppy and inaccurate? Makie: Well, you never really care about it anyway... Negi: THERE IS NO FAILURE IN THE DOJO! Makie: This is a class, not a dojo... Negi: I'm ashamed of you. The class does not accept failure. I don't accept failure. Yet you accept failure. Makie: but but but.. Negi: YOU ARE A FAILURE! *Makie becomes speechless and is forever scarred* Kuu Fei: Hey don't look at me... ------------------------------------------------------ Haruna: Wow, Negi sure was tough today. Yue: Very. Nodoka: I think he's even more manlier than ever... Haruna: Nodoka, please don't wet yourself until we get back, we're at the mall you know. Nodoka: *turns very red* Yue: Look it's Negi. Nodoka: Oh my god, where? Haruna; Now's your chance! Negi: Oh hello Nodoka, how was your day today? Nodoka: Ffff..fine. Negi: I can't believe someone failed in my class, it brings me such disgrace... Nodoka: (OMG his distressed look is so manly) Um um um, would you like to ggg-go over tthere? Negi: Hm, that hotel would be nice. Nodoka: Huh?*realizes she was pointing toward a hotel instead of a restaurant*(oh god) Haruna; Way to go girl! I'll join you if I can. Yue: Lucky... >>>>Meanwhile in the hotel<<<<<< Nodoka: (Now's my chance!) Um Negi-Sensei, I really wanted to tell you... Negi: You and I are underage you know. Nodoka: Oh my god! No, I didn't mean that...(Another perfect moment ruined) Negi: Well, I'm going to turn in, good night. Nodoka: Alright....(I'm sleeping in the same room as Negi-sensei!) >>>>>Later in the night<<<<<<< Nodoka: His face is so cute when he's sleeping... what is this feeling... *tries to kiss Negi* Nodoka: Oh what am I doing...better go back to sleep. Negi: Onee-chan... Nodoka: Oh my gosh, he's clinging onto me. Ok, I have to remember how to calm down in situations like these. Take a deep breath.. Negi: Onee-chan.. I miss you... Nodoka: Aww.. how sweet. Negi: Let me give you a kiss from the heart, Onee-chan! Chisame: Oh dear, deja vu all over again... >>>Later that morning<<<< Negi: Did I cause you any trouble, Nodoka-san? Nodoka: No not at all(he kissed me...)*blushes bright red* Negi: Well, I'll see you later at school, Sayonara! Nodoka: Bye! Haruna: So, it seems you robbed our poor underage sensei of his purity, eh? Nodoka:WHAAAATTTTTT??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ITS NOTHING LIKE THAT!!!. Yue: Nodoka, you boob. --------------------------------------- Negi:*Yawn* I had a good sleep last night..Oh hey there Chachamaru-san. Chachamaru: Good morning Negi-Sensei. Negi: You know, I just finished reading the first volume of Chobits. Its weird where Chi's on switch is. Out of curiosity, where is your on-switch, Chachamaru-san? Chachamaru: CHACHAMARU-PUNCH!! Negi:Oh dear, this happened in Love Hina, too. *flies off somewhere* Chisame: You just punched a harmless 10-year old. Heck, I thought you were all crazy, but this tops it all. Chachamaru: Don't make me punch you too. ----------------------------------------------------- Konoka: Oh Secchan, what did we have for homework today? Setsuna: We have a book report, and an essay on the reproductive system. Konoka: Oh my really? How about we conduct some experiments instead of an essay... Setsuna: What?! How we are going to do that? Konoka: Oh you know, a little bit of this, and a little bit of that... Setsuna: What, huh? I'm getting a perverted vibe from this.. Konoka: Oh I'm going to go waaaaayy beyond perverted after I'm done with you! Konoemon: *Sigh* Young love. Chisame: Ew, why is the old geezer watching? Konoemon: Life is precious, I don't to waste a single second. Chisame: Ugh so perverted.. --------------------------------------------- Narrator: Anyway, back to Al's lovely house. Al: Please Eva! No more! Eva: But its so big... Al: Please, I beg of you! Eva: Never! Al: Please, no more, I can't eat any more mangoes!!!! *********************************** THE END *********************************** Sorry if it was not very good. U.U |
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