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| lord_lir | Dec 4 2007, 04:58 PM Post #76 |
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MASTER OF FLAMES AND DARKNESS
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It's still not finished... but here is some more of the same chapter... @rainbow: He ain't heavy... he's my brother (twilightelegy I mean) ~~~~AFTER A LENGTHY WRITING BREAK, THE STORY FINALLY CONTINUES…. Chamo: We last left our heroine, Eva-chan, fleeing not only a sexual aroused and perverted librarian, but also the shame and ridicule of her closest friends… Eva: THEY ARE NOT MY FRIENDS, DUMBASS!!!! Chamo: <cough> well, whatever. It sounds more interesting this way. <getting back to his introduction> As we speak, Eva is hiding out in the deserted ruins of the old annex… Eva: I think you’ve got your Akamatsu manga mixed up. (I am most certainly NOT hiding out in the realms of Love Hina!) Chamo: Once again, it’s more interesting this way! Still, we are yet to answer the most pressing question on our reader’s minds… What about Natsumi? Eva: WHA~~~~~~~!!!!!? Natsumi: Hmmmm…. To be totally honest, I’m still trying to come to grips with the first part of this episode… Was Ku:nel trying to rape Eva-chan, or not? Chamo: That’s a good point! I have just got in contact with an expert in perversion who would very much like to give their take on this tawdry tale… Chisame: What? You want me to pretend to be an expert? Chamo: But Chiu-tan! You’re a 14 year old Internet Idol! Surely you’d be well versed in dealing with perverted old men? Chisame: Hmmmm…. I guess so… BUT I AM NOT GONNA CO-OPERATE WITH YOU, DAMN FILTHY VERMIN!!! Eva: If anyone here is an expert on perversion… it’d be the ermine. Now I’m gonna hide before that sick freak and his Library bitches come searching for me… Natsumi: Just why is Ku:nel-san after you? Eva: My only bet is he’s planning on finishing what he started all those years ago… <starts waving her arms mysteriously> Let me take you back in time… back when microwaves stalked the wild and pandas controlled the worlds corporate businesses… Chisame: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!? THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!! Chamo: Let the girl speak! We must understand the past if we are to understand the future! Natsumi: You sound like a history textbook. Eva: Anyways… I had been trapped for a week inside that damn suitcase. We were crossing the vast deserts of Ham in the eastern land of Porktopia… ~MAGICUS MUNDUS… 15 YEARS AGO… Gateau: Nagi! They’re gaining on us!!! Eishun: We must escape these damn flying sandwiches if we ever wish to meet with the Sultan of Porktopia and discuss the signing of the Treaty of Bacon!!! ~BACK TO REALITY FOR A MOMENT Chisame: Pork? Ham? What are you taking about, you dumb loli!? Eva: I had to change place names for anonymity! Chisame: Why? Eva: Some important sausages would’ve been implicated… Chisame: THAT EXPLANATION IS ALMOST AS STUPID AS YOUR STORY!!! Eva: <cough> Look? Do you wanna hear about my shame, or not? Natsumi: We do! We do! Eva: Then shut up and let me finish… to cut a long story short, and avoid sending Chisame into an apoplectic fit, I’ll cut forward abit… The Crimson Wing successfully defeated Baron Beef, freeing the Sultan and bringing peace to the Peninsula of Meaty Delights- Chisame: …you’re an idiot… Eva: -and Nagi and the rest of them were all celebrating wildly the way only men can; Dressed up as clowns and getting incredibly drunk. Natsumi: Why were they dressed as clowns? Eva: BECAUSE IT WAS INTERNATIONAL CLOWN DAY, OF COURSE!!! LISTEN TO THE STORY AND MAYBE YOU’LL PICK UP THESE THINGS!!! Natsumi: But you never mentioned International Clown Day… Eva: Back to the story… ~MAGICUS MUNDUS… 15 YEARS AGO… Nagi: Happy Clown Day, Eishun! May you be blessed with many circuses this year! Eishun: …I…. see…? Gateau: It’s better to humour him when he gets like this, you know that Eishun-san. Nagi: So… how about we let lil Eva-nyan outta the sitcase now? (We can make her dress up as a clown! Wouldn’t that be ultra chibi-kawaii~~~?) Albireo: <nygeh> <nygeh> <nygeh> I can feel a tingling in my perve bone… Eishun: That’s disgusting Al… Albireo: Fine. I say we let her out. Gateau: She’s gonna be mighty pissed at you Nagi… rightfully so too, considering you locked her in a suitcase and have been carrying her around for a week… Eishun: And I don’t think she appreciated being floated down that river… Albireo: Or forgotten in customs during our holiday to Hawaii… (what’s more amazing is that she got THROUGH customs…) Gateau: She definitely hated being given to that ravenous slobbering rabid dog-beast… while blindfolded… and tied up… Albireo: Could’ve been worse. He could’ve given her blindfolded and tied up to me. Nagi: I thought I did give her to Al… Eishun: I think Al may’ve been the dog-beast that Gateau-san was referring to… Takahata: Maybe it’d be safer if we just left Eva-chan where she is for the time being… ~END FLASHBACK Chisame: So… that’s what Ku:nel-san did to you… Eva: No. There’s more… Natsumi: <sob> Poor Eva-chan… Sayo: ZOMFG! I FOUNDED HER!!! Asakura: Good work thar, Sayo-chan! Sayo: Wyrd, my homey! Eva: Damn! Those fools’re here again! I gotta get outta here! <dashes off into the distance> Kono: Awww… we lost her again Se-chan… Setsu: Lost? LOST!!!!? I have already lost my innocence Ojou-sama! The first time I saw… you… naked… and wet… there was no turning back! Kono: Se-chan? Just what are you babbling on about? Setsu: N-nuh-nothing, Ojou-sama!!!! Kono: If you just wanted to see me naked, you should have asked!!!! Setsu: EEEEEK! ONCE AGAIN, YOU ARE FAR TOO FORWARD OJOU-SAMA!!! Chisame: Just come out of the closet already! You two are REALLY pissing me off! Nodoka: <suspiciously> Greetings, fellow student-children. I am out for a normal stroll, when I suddenly thought to myself; where has Eva-chan gone off to? Yue: Nodoka… don’t be so obvious… Asuna: We know you Library girls are working for Ku:nel-san. Like we’re gonna hand Eva-chan over to you… (he’ll do terrible things to her!) Haruna: Nodoka just really wants those pictures of Negi-kun… Yue too, but she won’t admit it. Yue: <blush> I-I-I d-do not!!! Nodoka: <breathing heavily> Are you gonna help us, Asuna-san? Or am I gonna have to… hurt… you? <grins menacingly> MEANWHILE…. AT THE MOVIES…~~~ Negi: There! Now you should feel much better Chachamaru-san. Chachamaru: Thank you very much Negi-sensei. Negi: Think nothing of it! I can’t have one of my students malfunctioning on a school field-trip! Chachamaru: Field trip? But I thought… you mean… we’re… not… on… a…. date? Negi: Oh my goodness! What’s wrong now Chachamaru-san? Chachamaru: M…..y…..v…..o…..i….c…..e…..b….o….x…a…p….p…e…..a…r…s…t….o….h….a….v….e…s….l…..o…..w…..e….d…..d….o….w….n…..c….o…..n….s….i….d….e…r…a….b…l…y….s….e….n…s…e…i… Negi: That won’t do at all, Chachamaru-san! I wonder what happened? I could’ve sworn I fixed up the problem with her voice box… READER EXPLANATION COURTESY OF HAKASE~~ Hakase: It would be my guess that Chachamaru’s voice-box has become tied in with her evolved sense of emotions… before over excitement sent her into frenzy of speech, whereas her current disappointment is now manifesting as slow sound waves. How intriguing! I must remember to study this in the future! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <lightning crashes in the background> (more will come in due time... because it's gonaa take time.... a whole lotta precious time! to do it! to do it! to do it ri~~~~~~ght!) |
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| TwilightElegy | Dec 4 2007, 06:09 PM Post #77 |
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lol... chisame... lol I know I've already read this way before it was posted.... but I'll still give you a comment. |
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| rainbow_kiss_xox | Dec 4 2007, 08:41 PM Post #78 |
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OMG, SHE'S BACK
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THAT WAS GREAT!! [size0]Especially with my Natsumi in it... XD LOL, Eva scarred for life in a suitcase. |
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| lord_lir | Dec 4 2007, 10:45 PM Post #79 |
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MASTER OF FLAMES AND DARKNESS
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Eva likes suitcases... (why not?) |
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| worldbuilder | Dec 5 2007, 03:00 AM Post #80 |
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Yay, it's back! |
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| Dauthi | Dec 5 2007, 05:33 PM Post #81 |
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GUITAR HEROOOOO.
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ahaha i just read this, and it's kind of (a lot) hilarious. |
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| lord_lir | Dec 5 2007, 09:50 PM Post #82 |
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Heh heh heh... I am imensly proud to anounce: I HAVE FINISHED THIS EPISODE FINALLY!!!! Here is the conclusion to Episode 8: Run Eva Run! ******** ~MAHORA DORM-PLACE Asuna: Such a pity that Eva-chan escaped us… Kono: Weren’t we speaking with Honya-chan only a few lines ago? Setsu: ~~~o_0~~~ Kono: What is that supposed to mean Se-chan? Asuna: I think it is the symbolic representation of Setsuna-san’s sexual frustration… Kono: Asuna! I didn’t realize you were fluent in emoticon. Asuna: Sayo-chan taught me… she’s becoming highly efficient with modern abbreviations and slang. Kono: Hmmmmm…. But I wonder just what Ku:nel-san did to Eva-chan…. Asuna: There’s a good chance that we just never will find out exactly what transpired back in the Magical World… (after all… Eva-chan isn’t here… and knowing her, she’s hiding out somewhere no-one’ll think to ever look.) ~MASTER’S COTTAGE Eva: heh heh heh…. He won’t ever think to look in underneath the bed! ~BACK IN DORM-PLACE Kono: You’re probably right Asuna. Eva-chan can be pretty damn sneaky sometimes. Setsu: Wah!? Where am I!? I kinda spaced out there for a moment! Kono: Glad to have you back Se-chan! Setsu: Why can’t I remember the last few hours? (It’s as if my mind has purposely blacked out my memories…) Asuna: Well Setsuna-san… when we got back from searching for Eva-chan… Konoka here suggested that we all have a slumber party… Kono: I figured that Se-chan had never really experienced a true slumber-party… Asuna: To cut a long story short… you got all worked up when Konoka changed into her pyjamas, had to leave the room to calm down when she started playing with your hair, and finally fainted when she tried to measure your breast-size. Kono: I just didn’t want Se-chan to live a life deprived of basic Teenage Girl Enjoyments! (You seemed so down because of that “seeing me in the shower” episode) Setsu: Ojou-sama!!!!! Once again, you have misread my feelings!!! Chisame: <exploding through the window> SINCE WHEN WERE REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES BASIC TEENAGE GIRL ENJOYMENTS!!!!? THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY IS A PERVERT, DAMNIT!!! ~UNDERNEATH LIBRARY ISLAND Ku:nel: <seated at a laptop> Hmmm… I gotta get the latest episode ready for the forum or Lord-Lir’ll lock me in his closet again… (and I’m sick of coming outta there…) Nodoka: I brought you the extra strong coffee you asked for, oh Lord and Master!!! Ku:nel: They’re just pictures of Negi-kun bathing… that’s not really worth all this… slavery… is it? Not that I don’t mind the idea of a Junior High School Girl debasing herself for me! (Still… it’d be better if she and Kitty were to perform some of those… “Basic Teenage Girl Enjoyments” Konoka and Setsuna seem so fond of…) Yue: Haruna? Haruna: Yup, Yuecchi? Yue: Why does allying myself with that Pervert make me feel like I’ve just put my last 100-dollar bill in my garter belt after a hard day’s work on the docks? Haruna: Because you have morals? Yue: Nah… that’s just the type of atmosphere this guy gives off… Ku:nel: <turning back to his laptop> Oh well… let’s get back to some Chiu-tama action… ~BACK IN DORM-PLACE Setsu: Have you noticed how lazy the scene changes have become lately Ojou-sama? (Wasn’t this location formerly called: Mahora Academy Student Dormitory, Room 643 [Negi, Asuna & Konoka’s Room]) Kono: You think that’s bad Se-chan? The World Tree Plaza is now called “Big Tree Place of Pavement!” Chisame: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!! (and why am I “always” shouting!!!) Negi: <walking through the door> How perplexing… Chisame is in our room for no good reason at all, I have suddenly returned from the movies in a matter of moments and there appears to be a vortex into the 4th Dimension in the corner. Does anyone want to try and explain what’s going on? Asuna: It’s just been one of those days Negi-bouzu. Kono: We’ve been trying to get Eva-chan to tell us a story about something Ku:nel-san did to her awhile back… (that and Se-chan has been acting very strangely… it’s as if she keeps getting turned on by the oddest things! [this is called “classic-denial”]) Negi: A story about the Master and Ku:nel-san? I think I know this one… Asuna: What!? Chisame: How can you possibly know about what happened before you were born? Negi: My father told me! He was there you see! Asuna: YOUR FATHER TOLD YOU!!!! BUT HOW!!!!? Negi: Aaaah… you see, this is where it begins to get tricky… I’ve been lying to you this whole time. I actually know exactly where my father is. The whole “searching for my father” thing is just a ruse I concocted to meet chicks. <silence> Negi: Ummmm…. I mean…. AMNESIA POWER!!! Asuna: Just waving your arms around and shouting isn’t gonna make us forget something that important! Negi: Then I’m afraid I’m going to have to murder you all (just like those damn Narutaki twins… they were getting to big for their jodhpurs!) ~STORY BREAK~ Kaede: Now that’s just ridiculous de-gozeru! How can we possibly believe that Negi-dono has been spending the whole time lying to us! Ku: Yeah!!! You write proper story or we pound face!!! Ku:nel: Girls. Girls. Girls. Let’s all be reasonable… Mana: <gun aimed directly at Ku:nel’s heart> Rewrite it. Ku:nel: But it was just a joke. Mana: Don’t push me. I’m close to the edge. Ku: Let’s get ‘im!!! Kaede: Nin-nin! Ku:nel: FINE!!! I’LL REWRITE THE STORY PROPERLY!!!! ~AND SO THE STORY CONTINUES… Kono: We’ve been trying to get Eva-chan to tell us a story about something Ku:nel-san did to her awhile back… Negi: Sorry… I can’t possibly help you with that one… once the Master has made up her mind it is impossible to get her to change it! (I know… she wouldn’t listen to me when she asked my advice on her interior-designer… frilly pink curtains haven’t been in for years! Everyone knows that this year is all about quasi-futuristic vinyl blinds!) Setsu: If we’re gonna finish this damn story we’re gonna need DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!! <and suddenly the roof to the dorms was lifted off with incredible force and the King of the Olympian Gods, Zeus, was lowered into the mortal plane by a crane, delivering Eva to the cast in a blatant display of ridiculous deus ex machina> Eva: The hell!!! What kinda lame plot device was that!!! Negi: Now now Master… it worked fine for Aristophanes! Asuna: Eva-chan! Please finish your story about your humiliation at the hands of Ku:nel-san so that we can FINALLY finish this long-running three-part episode!!! Setsu: We’ve been going so long now… I’m getting tired of awkward yuri sex-jokes… Kono: Oh Se-chan…. Could you please re-hook my bra for me? Setsu: <non-committably sarcastic> Oh my…. Ojou-sama… how I love you… etc. etc. You happy now? Kono: Jeez Se-chan. Sorry if I’m too ‘REPETETIVE’ for you! (I’m not gonna come round to your dorm tonight for sex, so there!) Chisame: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! EVA-SAN, JUST FINISH THE DAMN STORY SO WE CAN GET AWAY FROM THE ENDLESS TIDE OF KONOSETSU CRASSNESS!!! Eva: Fine… fine… ~MAGICUS MUNDUS… 15 YEARS AGO… Albireo: So Kitty… how does it feel to be finally let outta the suitcase? Gateau: She can’t answer you Al… she’s been gagged. Albireo: Truly? Who would do such an awful thing? Nagi: Ummmm…. Didn’t you? Albireo: Let’s not split hairs here… <undoes Eva’s gag> Doesn’t that feel much better Kitty? Eva: I AM GONNA FEED YOUR BLACK HEARTS TO MY INFERNAL HELL HOUNDS, YOU PERVERTED GROUP OF DISGUSTING INBRED ASS-F**KERS!!!! Takahata: Now now… that was quite harsh Evangeline-san… Albireo: Even if that last crack was true… eh, Nagi-san? Nagi: I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about Al… I’m heterosexual. Eishun: He kinda has to be… what with the son he’s gonna have in 5 years or so… Gateau: Ummm…. What? Eishun: Oh… sorry… reading from the wrong script (that’s a line for future Eishun). Eva: Oh! I hope you realize I wasn’t addressing you before Nagi-sama… you are nothing more than a beautiful and kind gentleman…<leaping at Nagi> TAKE ME NOW, DAMNIT!!! Albireo: <grabbing Eva mid-flight> Tsk tsk tsk. That won’t do at all Kitty (you ARE a superior species, remember?) Eva: UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT!!!! Albireo: Not until you pay the special tax Kitty!!! I wanna KISS!!! <smooch> <smooch> Eva: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~BACK TO THE PRESENT Chisame: He kissed you? Eva: Yes. It was horrible <breaks down into tears> Kono: That was it? Asuna: We waited all that time for A SINGLE STUPID KISS!!!!!!! Setsu: Screw this… let’s go watch the Negima Live Action (I wanna go watch that Yuuko Matsunaga! She’s hot!) Negi: OH MY GOODNESS!!!! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT CHACHAMARU-SAN!!! ~BACK AT THE MOVIES Chachamaru: Hello?……. Hello?….. Negi-sensei?….. Where did you go? (I’m so lonely…) <sound of crickets> THE END (FINALLY) ************************************************************************ Nodoka: I DIDN’T GET MY PHOTOS!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU UNIVERSE!!!! ************************************************************************ ~~I saw you cryin' at the Discotheque!!!! (Who remembers that song?) Either way... with Christmas approaching, I will attempt to write an X-mas Eppy (oh wait... I already did, way back in July...) Scrap that... how about Se-chan's Birthday at Christmas? To be honest, I have a PM full of ideas from TM-Onee-chan that I wanna use... Until next time! |
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| worldbuilder | Dec 6 2007, 12:11 AM Post #83 |
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Keep up the good work |
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| TwilightElegy | Dec 6 2007, 04:38 AM Post #84 |
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eva's attack on the CW as being Ass f**ker had me in hystericks for five minutes last night but how dare you say nagi is hetero... he is clearly bi |
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| phGoff | Dec 6 2007, 04:53 AM Post #85 |
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Chisame yells because she is slightly saner. Slightly. Or maybe more. I dunno. More I say! MORE! Also include more Kaede, Ku and Mana. They rock. |
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| thousand-mistress | Dec 7 2007, 04:59 PM Post #86 |
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Actual Pedophile
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Awww, poor Chacha!! *hugs* |
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| lord_lir | Dec 7 2007, 10:24 PM Post #87 |
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Here's some more. Enjoy the explosion of writing while it lasts... I sense my writer's block returning to plague me once more! ********************************************** Period 9: The Episode Where A Bunch Of Stuff Happens ********************************************** MAHORA ACADEMY STUDENT DORMITORY (SETSUNA’S ROOM) ~ Kono: Se-chan!!! I have a problem… Setsu: What happened Ojou-sama? Kono: Well… Negi-kun and I were practicing spells ‘n stuff, when something horrible occurred!! Negi: Goo-goo!!! Setsu: SENSEI HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A BABY!!!? (How on earth did you manage that Ojou-sama?) Kono: Welll… sensei wanted some sweets… so I gave him some of those magic age pill thingies… (Did I do ba~ad Se-chan?) Negi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Setsu: Rargh! He’s making noises Ojou-sama! What do we do!!!? (It’s like the shrieking of a thousand demons writhing in agony! I am SO not ready for this sort of commitment with Kono-chan!) Kono: Maybe he’s hungry… Se-chan, breast feed him!!! Setsu: How am I supposed to do that? (It’s not like I’m fully developed or anything!) Kono: It’s simple Se-chan! Just like what we did last night! <333! Setsu: THAT WAS A SECRET!!!! NOW EVERYONE KNOWS!!!! Kono: But no-one else is here… (so our love is still secret, my darling) Asakura: Think again!!! Man, this is the scoop of the century! Nyeh heh heh heh heh!!! Kono: SHRIEK!!! WE’VE BEEN DISCOVERED!!! Setsu: Asakura! Why are you spying on us!! Asakura: KonoSetsu is in right now! I gotta give my target audience what they want. Setsu: What they want, eh? WHAT THEY WANT!!!? For god sakes, why can’t they just leave us alone? Damn fans… the Cheerleaders could be having a lesbian orgy and they wouldn’t care because it’s not “kewt” like KonoSetsu! At this moment, Makie could be chained TO HER BED wearing nothing but WHIPPED CREAM while screaming “TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE, MASTER!!!” as Akira, wearing a MAID’S OUTFIT whips her with A LEATHER BELT, while Ako and Yuuna WATCH and the fans wouldn’t even bat an eyelid because KONOKA and SETSUNA were speaking in double entendres in THE OTHER BLOODY ROOM! ISN’T THAT SO BLOODY “KEWT!!!” Asakura: Damn girl… you’re getting me all hot! Setsu: Just get the hell out. Asakura: You don’t mind if I keep that rant on tape do you? Setsu: As long as you leave us alone… Now Ojou-sama… about the fantasy I just mentioned… Kono: That’s not important right now Se-chan! We need to get lil’ baby Negi-kun to someone who’ll be able to help… Setsu: You’re right, of course! Chizuru will know what to do! Kono: Yeah… or Shizuna-sensei. Setsu: I MEANT CHIZURU KNOWS ABOUT CHILDREN!!! STOP THINKING ABOUT BREASTS OJOU-SAMA!!! Kono: But Se-chan….. it’s soooo hard…. MASTER’S COTTAGE~~ Chachazero: How was your part time work at the orphan-hospital? Eva: Depressing as usual…. Those poor lil’ tykes… but the sweaters I knitted will bring them comfort and joy for as long as the winter lasts. (it feels good to be helpful and spread joy) Chachazero: Mistress? Weren’t you going to burn it down because the sound of the orphans crying was ruining your sleep? Eva: How could you suggest such a terrible thing! Even in jest! I love all of Gods creatures. Now, help me bake cookies for the rest of my lovely class. Chachazero: Ummmm…. Alright? Eva: I must remember to put out food for the homeless tonight as well! Oh yes… when is that delightful disciple of mine coming ‘round for his lesson? Chachazero: But you hate the boya… Eva: Nonsense! We get on like a house on fire! Chachazero: That’s true… considering you burnt down the house last time you fought. And what about the Thousand Master? You still hate him? (and that Librarian?) Eva: Hate is such a strong word Chacha-Loveheart. Chachazero: I beg your pardon!? Eva: Chacha-Loveheart. Isn’t it much nicer than your “evil” name? Chachazero: That’s it! No more Care-Bears or Sesame Street for you Mistress! MAHORA ACADEMY STUDENT DORMITORY (OUTSIDE MAKIE’S ROOM) ~ Makie: <from inside>TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE, MASTER!!! SFX: Whipcrack Asakura: Wow… I think we have our new front page Sayo-chan… Sayo: You didn’t see what Kakizaki was doin’ to Kugimin, did you? Asakura: No. What? Sayo: Well… she got this huge gigantic~ Chizuru: Hello Asakura-san. Just what are you up to? Asakura: Oh… just spying… Chizuru: That’s a nasty habit you know. Sayo: Asakura-san! I didn’t finish telling you about the cucumber!!! Asakura: Just wait a moment Sayo-chan. Chizuru, before I forget; Konoka and Setsuna were looking for you. Chizuru: Oh, I already bumped into them! They had the cutest little baby!!! I didn’t realize they had considered artificial insemination! Sayo: So anyways… Kakizaki took the cucumber out, and then she~ Natsumi: There you are Chizu-nee! Chizuru: <sigh> What is it now Natsumi-chan? Natsumi: I just wanna know why Negi-sensei is standing in our room wearing nothing but a diaper. (He said something about “Magic Pills” but Kotarou-kun was laughin’ so hard I couldn’t hear him.) LIBRARY ISLAND~ Ku:nel: Awwww…. Please Kitty? Just say it and I’ll leave you alone! Eva: No. I still have some dignity. Ku:nel: But it’s so adorable. Eva: NO MEANS NO!!! Surely you learnt that at your Sex-Offender’s Anonymous Meeting! Ku:nel: I’ll cry~~~~~ Eva: Fine. If it means you’ll leave me alone… <Scottish accent>“No, no Captain. I cannae givvae any more.” Ku:nel: Och, you be a bonnie wee lass McDowell! Eva: Shut ya Pie-Hole. STARBOOKS~ Nodoka: Hey Yue! Look what I borrowed from the Library! Yue: … “The Novice’s Kama Sutra” Nodoka: I was thinking of showing it too Negi-sensei… Yue: Did Haruna put you up to this? Nodoka: Well… not as such… Yue: Nodoka! Don’t you dare lie to me! Nodoka: Haruna kinda suggested it’d be a good idea… OMYGAWD!!! WATAVIDUN!!! (Negi-sensei will think I’m some sorta pervert… oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!!!) Yue: It’s not too late Nodoka! I can go and return it for you. Nodoka: Thank you Yue! You’re a true friend. MAHORA ACADEMY STUDENT DORMITORY, ROOM 643 (NEGI, ASUNA & KONOKA’S ROOM)~ Negi: Oh! How can I help you, Yue-san? Yue: First off… why are you only wearing a diaper? No, never mind… it kinda suits… <pause> Negi: Ummmm…. Yue-san? Yue: I FOUND THIS BOOK IN LIBRARY ISLAND!!! MAYBE WE COULD READ IT TOGETHER!!!! Nodoka: <coming through the door> Negi-sensei, could we talk about something…. Yue, why are you here? Yue: Nodoka! What a surprise! I was… uh… asking… sensei…. about…. ummmm… Negi: Kama Sutra Yue-san? What’s this about? Yue: … Nodoka: <bluntly>You thieving dirty hussy. Yue: It’s not what it seems Nodoka… (I really was going to return it… but I cracked…) Nodoka: Oh… sure. WHATEVER YOU SAY, BITCH!!! Yue: SO~~~REE IF I’M WEAK, YOU TART!!! NEGI-SENSEI SOOOOO DESERVES SOMEONE WITH MORE CLASS THAN YOU, ANYWAY!!! Nodoka: OH! SO SOMEONE WHO IS CONNIVING AND STABS HER BEST FRIEND IN THE BACK IS INFINETLY BETTER THAN I AM, EH SLUT!? Negi: Girls… let’s not say anything we’ll regret later, okay? Nodoka: I am so gonna claw your eyes out, you whore. Yue: Come and get some! Nodoka: Raaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~rrrgh!!! <Yue and Nodoka roll around the room slapping and scratching each other> Ku:nel: <coming through the door> Hello Negi-kun! I’ve brought some tea. <noticing Yue and Nodoka> …WILL THESE INFERNAL TEMPTATIONS EVER END!!! FIRST THOSE CHEERLEADERS, NOW THIS!!! WORLD TREE PLAZA~ Chachamaru: Hello Chisame-san. Mind if I hang out with you for a while? Chisame: Why me? Don’t you have any other friends? Chachamaru: It’s not that… I was just upgraded by Hakase and I wanna show off some of my new functions. Chisame: And you just happened to run into me first. Chachamaru: Yes. Chisame: I see that Hakase neglected to upgrade your “socially acceptable behaviour” circuit. Chachamaru: I don’t have one of those. Chisame: I never would have guessed. Chachamaru: Sarcasm Levels at 78%. Chisame: Please tell me that one of your upgrades isn’t a Sarcasm Detector. Chachamaru: No. It was just stupidly obvious. Chisame: So… what are your new powers then? Chachamaru: Well… I can now move at ten times the speed of an ordinary man. Unfortunately a corny sound effect is played whenever I do so. Chisame: Is that all? Chachamaru: Of course not! I have an upgrade that allows me to fly without wasting my rocket-fuel supply or magical energy. Chisame: Let’s see it then. Chachamaru: Okay. GO! GO! GADGET COPTER!!!! <a helicopter comes out of her head> Chisame: Tell Hakase she’s an idiot. Chachamaru: <depressed> I already have… Chisame: Uh… what’s the matter with you? Chachamaru: <sob> I have a helicopter protruding out of my head Chisame-san. <sob> What could possibly be wrong? Chisame: Sarcasm Levels at 67% Chachamaru: That’s not funny. Chisame: She did give you a stupid Sarcasm Detector, didn’t she… Chachamaru: Uh-huh.. <sob> Chisame: God… this isn’t about sensei, is it? Chachamaru: <sob> He’ll never love me now!!! Waaaah!!!! MAHORA ACADEMY STUDENT DORMITORY (IINCHO’S ROOM) ~ Iincho: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I JUST MISSED NEGI-SENSEI IN A DIAPER!!! YOU BETTER NOT BE PULLING MY LEG!!! Kotarou: Seriously… you need help Ayaka-nee-chan. ************************************************************************ Natsumi: Talk about an episode filled to the brim with sexual-tension… I think that’s the raunchiest I’ve ever seen our Class. Chizuru: But it’s all a part of growing up, Natsumi-chan. Surely you’ve been tempted a few times? Natsumi: Chizu-nee!!! Chizuru: I’ve seen you *lusting* after Kotarou-kun… and you’re always there, ready to help him with his showers! Ho ho ho!! Natsumi: That’s not fair, Chizu-nee! (Still, at least she didn’t reference our obvious homoertotic tension…) Chizuru: What did you say Natsumi-chan? Natsumi: Nuh~~~~thing!!! ************************************************************************ |
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| thousand-mistress | Dec 8 2007, 11:58 AM Post #88 |
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Keh. ^^ Scots. ^^ The best Scots on earth were the infamous Sawney Beane and the singer Edwyn Collins~ ^^ I say let Konoka nurse him, and Setsuna be Daddy!!!
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| phGoff | Dec 9 2007, 02:01 AM Post #89 |
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I think I'm all out of witty come backs and reactions to give my thoughts on your fanfiction. Also I'm out of stupid things that phGoff says. But I will say this. Umm.......general sexual tension for all characters much? I wonder if this indicates....yeah, I'm not going to finish that sentence. I like being alive. |
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| lord_lir | Dec 9 2007, 02:02 AM Post #90 |
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MASTER OF FLAMES AND DARKNESS
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I LIKE BEING ALIVE TOO! |
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