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Stupid People. 8D; And funny stories about them.
Topic Started: Jul 14 2007, 08:39 PM (708 Views)
Victor Delacroix
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ITT funny stories about stupid people you know or whatever.

I'll type one later.
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Does this count?

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Ryuzaki-san,Jul 15 2007
02:53 AM
Does this count?

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haha, oh wow D:

reminds me of :

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It would have been so much better if the guy was the one who got beat up.

Still an epic win though, except that someone died.
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YAY funny story time. :3

HAY GUYZ REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE HAD YU-GI-OH CARDS?
Think back to that magical time, and I will take you on an adventure.

Back then, ALLLL my friends had Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and because we're all rather well-off, we all had decks that wer elike...half Japanese cards from the internet. We rock like that. Anyway, there was this one kid who we'd TRIED to get rid of in 7th grade that had mostly American cards. He wasn't very good, he just wanted to have the cards to fit in. After our second attempt at getting him to gtfo, he kinda...snapped or something. oO; We were all growing up, but it was like he was growing DOWN.

NOW THE ACTUAL STORY.
Once at my friend's house, we went over, played Yu-Gi-Oh, played Halo, etc. Annoying kid was there, too. Annoying kid had to leave early, and so when he left the lulz continued. HOWEVER, my friend (the one whose house we were all at) suddenly realized his Yu-Gi-Oh deck was missing. And we were all like "OH FUCK NO." And called annoying kid. He said he didn't have it. So we just kinda helped look and then got distracted with more Halo.

So a few weeks later, we went to annoying kid's house, I forget why. Maybe for lulz. Anyway, we continued with the lulz and such and I tried to see annoying kid's Gundam models under his bed. GUESS WHAT WAS UNDER THERE LOL. My other friend's Yu-GI -Oh deck, with the Sun God Ra card missing. AND IT WAS SUDDENLY IN ANNOYING KID'S DECK LOL! He said he "got it on ebay," but it was the same kind down with the same frays, etc. So we were all like "LULZ YOU FAIL." and my friend took his cards back.

So a a few MORE weeks later me, Akashi, and another friend all get a call from annoying kid. He wants us to come to his house, which we could walk to. I didn't go for some reason, lol, but the other two did. I just like telling this story. >> And when they got to annoying kid's house, he said he had a secret to show them. So he brought them to a creek and pulled out this box.

GUESS WHAT GUYZ.
"this is an ancient box my grandpa got in Japan, it's over 1000 years old and you have to be very careful with it."

So it was like... "Okay...he's probably exaggerating."

BUT THEN GUESS WHAT ELSE GUYZ. HE OPENED THE BOX AND
"This is a ninja scroll that was in the box when he got it. He thought I was worthy enough to keep it so he gave it to me."

THE LULZIEST PART? THE "SCROLL" WAS A SNAKE SKIN SCRIBBLED ON WITH RED CRAYON. BUT WAIT, THE LULZ CONTINUE!

"The ninja scroll...it told me to steal Chris' Yu-Gi-Oh cards. But now...I have to give it up."

SO HE DROPS THE FUCKING SNAKE SKIN IN THE CREEK AND SOLEMNLY WATCHES IT FLOAT AWAY. By this time, Akashi and friend have this O____________________O; look on their faces and are kinda freaked out.

I'm not sure what happened after that, but when I was told the story I lol'd very hard.

And I still lol when thinking about it.

Now, we could psychoanalyze the kid all day and say that he had reverted to a child-like state in order to try and create a game of "make-believe" in which he hoped to include these people that no longer wished to be around him, in hopes of bringing them back to him, but I'm just gonna write him off as a stupid redneck.



k next.
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Ryuzaki-san,Jul 14 2007
09:53 PM
Does this count?

Stupid teachers. :fist: That's basically me but with a different name. :lol:
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That yugioh story is made of win.
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Kiru,Jul 16 2007
10:14 PM
That yugioh story is made of win.

Just thinking about it makes me lol hard.
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UnNegi's parents xD

So they assign me work to do while they're off to work. It's this huge-ass book full of 'exercises' for the brain. So being a book of that sort, there's an answer key in the back. I actually complete this book in about 3 days, and I got every question right. So my parents are like... WTF you cheated. You looked in the back of the book :domo: and took away my xbox for about a week. I was like: -.-.....
So the next time they gave me such a book, I intentionally answered a few questions wrong. just to quell suspicion.
When my parents checked it, they look at those like... 2 or 3 wrong answers and they spend 2or 3 hours straight telling me 2 or 3 different ways to solve the problem, and 2 or 3 ways why I did it wrong.
So I just wanted to take their heads and put it through a meat grinder.
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UnNegi-relatedname,Jul 17 2007
12:33 AM
UnNegi's parents xD

So they assign me work to do while they're off to work. It's this huge-ass book full of 'exercises' for the brain. So being a book of that sort, there's an answer key in the back. I actually complete this book in about 3 days, and I got every question right. So my parents are like... WTF you cheated. You looked in the back of the book :domo: and took away my xbox for about a week. I was like: -.-.....
So the next time they gave me such a book, I intentionally answered a few questions wrong. just to quell suspicion.
When my parents checked it, they look at those like... 2 or 3 wrong answers and they spend 2or 3 hours straight telling me 2 or 3 different ways to solve the problem, and 2 or 3 ways why I did it wrong.
So I just wanted to take their heads and put it through a meat grinder.

hahaha oh wow
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UnNegi-relatedname,Jul 17 2007
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UnNegi's parents xD

So they assign me work to do while they're off to work. It's this huge-ass book full of 'exercises' for the brain. So being a book of that sort, there's an answer key in the back. I actually complete this book in about 3 days, and I got every question right. So my parents are like... WTF you cheated. You looked in the back of the book :domo: and took away my xbox for about a week. I was like: -.-.....
So the next time they gave me such a book, I intentionally answered a few questions wrong. just to quell suspicion.
When my parents checked it, they look at those like... 2 or 3 wrong answers and they spend 2or 3 hours straight telling me 2 or 3 different ways to solve the problem, and 2 or 3 ways why I did it wrong.
So I just wanted to take their heads and put it through a meat grinder.

Aww,this sucks man....
This is so unfair....
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UnNegi-relatedname,Jul 17 2007
12:33 AM
UnNegi's parents xD

So they assign me work to do while they're off to work. It's this huge-ass book full of 'exercises' for the brain. So being a book of that sort, there's an answer key in the back. I actually complete this book in about 3 days, and I got every question right. So my parents are like... WTF you cheated. You looked in the back of the book :domo: and took away my xbox for about a week. I was like: -.-.....
So the next time they gave me such a book, I intentionally answered a few questions wrong. just to quell suspicion.
When my parents checked it, they look at those like... 2 or 3 wrong answers and they spend 2or 3 hours straight telling me 2 or 3 different ways to solve the problem, and 2 or 3 ways why I did it wrong.
So I just wanted to take their heads and put it through a meat grinder.

I HATE those things. I had to do one of those the summer of 6th Grade. I despised it more than EvaNagi. I didn't wanna do it no more, and my Dad was kinda dissapointed.
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Victor Delacroix,Jul 15 2007
01:27 PM
YAY funny story time. :3

HAY GUYZ REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE HAD YU-GI-OH CARDS?
Think back to that magical time, and I will take you on an adventure.

Back then, ALLLL my friends had Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and because we're all rather well-off, we all had decks that wer elike...half Japanese cards from the internet. We rock like that. Anyway, there was this one kid who we'd TRIED to get rid of in 7th grade that had mostly American cards. He wasn't very good, he just wanted to have the cards to fit in. After our second attempt at getting him to gtfo, he kinda...snapped or something. oO; We were all growing up, but it was like he was growing DOWN.

NOW THE ACTUAL STORY.
Once at my friend's house, we went over, played Yu-Gi-Oh, played Halo, etc. Annoying kid was there, too. Annoying kid had to leave early, and so when he left the lulz continued. HOWEVER, my friend (the one whose house we were all at) suddenly realized his Yu-Gi-Oh deck was missing. And we were all like "OH FUCK NO." And called annoying kid. He said he didn't have it. So we just kinda helped look and then got distracted with more Halo.

So a few weeks later, we went to annoying kid's house, I forget why. Maybe for lulz. Anyway, we continued with the lulz and such and I tried to see annoying kid's Gundam models under his bed. GUESS WHAT WAS UNDER THERE LOL. My other friend's Yu-GI -Oh deck, with the Sun God Ra card missing. AND IT WAS SUDDENLY IN ANNOYING KID'S DECK LOL! He said he "got it on ebay," but it was the same kind down with the same frays, etc. So we were all like "LULZ YOU FAIL." and my friend took his cards back.

So a a few MORE weeks later me, Akashi, and another friend all get a call from annoying kid. He wants us to come to his house, which we could walk to. I didn't go for some reason, lol, but the other two did. I just like telling this story. >> And when they got to annoying kid's house, he said he had a secret to show them. So he brought them to a creek and pulled out this box.

GUESS WHAT GUYZ.
"this is an ancient box my grandpa got in Japan, it's over 1000 years old and you have to be very careful with it."

So it was like... "Okay...he's probably exaggerating."

BUT THEN GUESS WHAT ELSE GUYZ. HE OPENED THE BOX AND
"This is a ninja scroll that was in the box when he got it. He thought I was worthy enough to keep it so he gave it to me."

THE LULZIEST PART? THE "SCROLL" WAS A SNAKE SKIN SCRIBBLED ON WITH RED CRAYON. BUT WAIT, THE LULZ CONTINUE!

"The ninja scroll...it told me to steal Chris' Yu-Gi-Oh cards. But now...I have to give it up."

SO HE DROPS THE FUCKING SNAKE SKIN IN THE CREEK AND SOLEMNLY WATCHES IT FLOAT AWAY. By this time, Akashi and friend have this O____________________O; look on their faces and are kinda freaked out.

I'm not sure what happened after that, but when I was told the story I lol'd very hard.

And I still lol when thinking about it.

Now, we could psychoanalyze the kid all day and say that he had reverted to a child-like state in order to try and create a game of "make-believe" in which he hoped to include these people that no longer wished to be around him, in hopes of bringing them back to him, but I'm just gonna write him off as a stupid redneck.



k next.

Super Yay. I lol'd hard at the story. EPIC WIN.
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I'm surprised no-one posted the story of mudkipz.

last week occurance ; Ok heres one of mine:
I was out biking with some of my friend-cousins we were out doing something retarded, i forget what though, i think it was to find a shortcut to the crappy city, we were on a dirt road that led to a harbor where we had seen this large pile of dirt.
one of them made the dumbest comment of, "Hey, that piles got to be a mile high!"
I just look at him with a loss of hope for future, and say "No, no it's not, and if you say that again i'm going to drag you up that pile of dirt and throw you off."
then he says the stupist thing at that time, "I'm Rick James Bitch!"
I stay staring with anger, "Oh i'm pretty sure you are, If Rick james was the most whitest guy, I've ever seen."
He's all, "damn right"
With anger I kick him off of his bike and yell, "Sparta!!!!"

I took his bike up a hill and just left it there, I run back and He yells "bring my bike back"
I say, "It's like only A half mile from here, you could use the exercise"

So he goes over to get it, and a Sailor goes by to ask him if he has seen a little girl, that has come by a while ago, we say no, but he says yes. I just go and ask what she looks like, the sailor says he forgot, which annoyed me, i was all, "How can you forget if you're that worried.

Just at that second the little girl falls from a tree, Fracturing her arm, (ugh i saw the bone) and while shes screaming in pain, the sailor says the the girl, "where have you been."
I say, "in the tree dumbass!" where else would she have been when theres her stuff in the tree!

So after everything was handled, we take our leave, and I say (due to unreasonably bad memory "where was i just now?"
they say, "Sparta."

I say, " was the yakuza there, and Anime West? (anime west is frank west fromDead rising, when he gets a nose bleed.)"
They say "yeah why wouldn't there be."

I say awesome, and we are still going to the main road (Highway 13 FTW) when we get there one of them says, " Who bets i can beat y'all in a Wrestling match, we stare, "all of us?"

I say no, walk up to him and just say, "you are full of fail, I don't see you beating anything other than your little friend"

The conversation gets boring.

We keep going on I say "it's a race, Loser...... ummm.... errr.... gets punched really hard"

They say, "thats Creative."

So the race happened and i came in second, Mr. genious who i threatened in the beginning came in last.


After we all hit him we went our seperate ways i yelled, I just Pwned You lamers, They all yell back, I think not.

One of them said they had a mudkip, I yelled how much do you like them!


And for some reason, he says, not now i'm getting some if ya know what i mean.
I got sick after that, i think he made sweet love to that mudkip!
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This is what my cousin told me 2 minutes ago on the phone.

"Hey! Hey! Dude, now at our place, we have like these rats, they are like HUGE, but like for some reason they're in our tree, you know? but like they actually HANG UPSIDE DOWN ON THEIR TAIL! ISN'T THAT COOL?! They have white heads, and there's like two kids with one momma rat, and they can lift themselves up with they're tails! MAN THAT'S SO FREAKIN' COOL! I never knew rats could do that."

So then I said

"That is called a Possum"

then he said

"Uh-huh, riiight"

then I slapped my forehead and said

"No seriously, that is what you call a POSSUM!"

so he said

"NO IT'S A GIANT RAT THAT CAN HANG FROM TREE'S!"

so I was like

"k..."

and then he was like

"Haha n00b, it's an Armadillo!"

so I was like

"Right, an Armadillo hangs from trees"

and then he was like

"Yeah, those are the things that like see in the dark right?"

and hung up on him. x: Although technically possums are rats, he was thinking about the kind that likes cheese and stuff. :B
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