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Stupid People. 8D; And funny stories about them.
Topic Started: Jul 14 2007, 08:39 PM (712 Views)
Kichuwa
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This is what my cousin told me 2 minutes ago on the phone.

"Hey! Hey! Dude, now at our place, we have like these rats, they are like HUGE, but like for some reason they're in our tree, you know? but like they actually HANG UPSIDE DOWN ON THEIR TAIL! ISN'T THAT COOL?! They have white heads, and there's like two kids with one momma rat, and they can lift themselves up with they're tails! MAN THAT'S SO FREAKIN' COOL! I never knew rats could do that."

So then I said

"That is called a Possum"

then he said

"Uh-huh, riiight"

then I slapped my forehead and said

"No seriously, that is what you call a POSSUM!"

so he said

"NO IT'S A GIANT RAT THAT CAN HANG FROM TREE'S!"

so I was like

"k..."

and hung up on him. x: Although technically possums are rats, he was thinking about the kind that likes cheese and stuff. :B

-.* Can i hit your cousin?
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This is what my cousin told me 2 minutes ago on the phone.

"Hey! Hey! Dude, now at our place, we have like these rats, they are like HUGE, but like for some reason they're in our tree, you know? but like they actually HANG UPSIDE DOWN ON THEIR TAIL! ISN'T THAT COOL?! They have white heads, and there's like two kids with one momma rat, and they can lift themselves up with they're tails! MAN THAT'S SO FREAKIN' COOL! I never knew rats could do that."

So then I said

"That is called a Possum"

then he said

"Uh-huh, riiight"

then I slapped my forehead and said

"No seriously, that is what you call a POSSUM!"

so he said

"NO IT'S A GIANT RAT THAT CAN HANG FROM TREE'S!"

so I was like

"k..."

and then he was like

"Haha n00b, it's an Armadillo!"

so I was like

"Right, an Armadillo hangs from trees"

and then he was like

"Yeah, those are the things that like see in the dark right?"

and hung up on him. x: Although technically possums are rats, he was thinking about the kind that likes cheese and stuff. :B

Hilarious, wonder what your cousin says about bats. :lol:

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Haha Kichuwa you quoted the one I posted by mistake. x: [-Wasn't done-] but yeah sure...xDD 3 other members don't like him anyway. x:

Askalot: I don't want to know. XDDD
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My Friend Erin.
She's such a Dingbat, but she's awesome. ^^
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Quote:
 
My Friend Erin.
She's such a Dingbat, but she's awesome. ^^


Quotes, please. :dance:

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Like three years ago, my mom and I went to Subway and we were getting out sandwiches. My mom turned to the guy and she's like, "Can I have some pickles on it?" And the guy said, "What's a pickle?"

Yeah... he was being COMPLETELY serious. We even had to show him where they were on his assembling tray, lol.
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Once someone told me there was no gravity in space. So then I asked him how come the planets orbit around the sun. He had no answer.
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Victor Delacroix,Jul 15 2007
12:27 AM
Now, we could psychoanalyze the kid all day and say that he had reverted to a child-like state in order to try and create a game of "make-believe" in which he hoped to include these people that no longer wished to be around him, in hopes of bringing them back to him, but I'm just gonna write him off as a stupid redneck.

Actually, he was probably thinking that you would just believe him and forgive him. If he was young enough to like Yu-Gi-Oh cards, he was young enough to think you'd fall for it. He just wanted an excuse. But it's still funny. :P
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aigu92,Jul 17 2007
08:58 PM
Actually, he was probably thinking that you would just believe him and forgive him. If he was young enough to like Yu-Gi-Oh cards, he was young enough to think you'd fall for it. He just wanted an excuse. But it's still funny. :P

We were ALL young enough. >> Did you read the rest of the story? D:

We were all the same age. D:
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In before Mitchell Henderson.

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Shinmeiryuu,Jul 17 2007
10:15 PM
In before Mitchell Henderson.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T THINK OF MITCH. O:
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Askalot,Jul 17 2007
04:35 PM
Quote:
 
My Friend Erin.
She's such a Dingbat, but she's awesome. ^^


Quotes, please. :dance:

Huh?
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thousand-mistress,Jul 19 2007
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Askalot,Jul 17 2007
04:35 PM
Quote:
 
My Friend Erin.
She's such a Dingbat, but she's awesome. ^^


Quotes, please. :dance:

Huh?

I want to here something involving her, she sounds cool. B)

Came up with one true story; A man wanted rob the bank close to my school, he was flinging his gun at the workers demanding 100 Swedish Crowns.

Results? He didn't get far away, and was charged for threatning the staff to death.

(Note: 100 Swedish Crowns equals about 12 dollars ;) )
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Kiru,Jul 17 2007
10:05 PM
Like three years ago, my mom and I went to Subway and we were getting out sandwiches. My mom turned to the guy and she's like, "Can I have some pickles on it?" And the guy said, "What's a pickle?"

Yeah... he was being COMPLETELY serious. We even had to show him where they were on his assembling tray, lol.

LOL, hilarious story! Thanks for posting that, it was quite the knee-slapper!
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Askalot,Jul 19 2007
02:52 AM
thousand-mistress,Jul 19 2007
03:03 AM
Askalot,Jul 17 2007
04:35 PM
Quote:
 
My Friend Erin.
She's such a Dingbat, but she's awesome. ^^


Quotes, please. :dance:

Huh?

I want to here something involving her, she sounds cool. B)

She is. ^_^

"Wow.....this 'Ku:nel Sanders' guy is sexy. YAY~!"
Me: Oh god.....

*reading Pita-Ten*
"My Kotarou~ *kisses every pic of Kotarou she can find*"
Me:............

"I got you this Pen from Germish."
Me: Germish?
"Yeah. Germany."
Me: But....Ta-ta, Brandy, and Sam got lil' Wooden Animals...TT_TT
"Sorry. I wasn't thinking about you when I bought those, and I saw that Pen, and I'm like, 'Oh, Haley likes Pens' so I'm buyin' it!"


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