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Stupid People. 8D; And funny stories about them.
Topic Started: Jul 14 2007, 08:39 PM (711 Views)
Captain Jack Harkness
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my aunt belived that if a penguin walks backwards it'll explode!
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Alright I know this stupid guy. The first thing you need to know about this guy, is that he stole the Shoop Da Whoop meme and claims it as his own original artwork.

The second thing you need to know is that he has The Dunning-Kruger effect hardcore.

Here are some stupid things he's said (non of them are funny unless you're into the kind of nerdy stuff I am):

"My dad runs Linux so we can't get internet at my house."

"Microsoft has a monopoly on computer games because of DirectX"

"Windows can't handle the processor flags on my new graphics card"

He also can't say the word "remember" right. He always say "renember" and he blames it on his braces. But then I got braces, and I called him out on it because I could still say it and he just looked at me like I was the stupidest person in the world and he took pity on my for being so stupid. He then proceeded to stick out his tongue and show me a gash his braces had left in it.

" I bet you feel dumb now, eh?" He said, clearly anticipating me admitting my own defeat.

"Yeah, except you don't use your tongue to say remember at all and you have to use it to say renember, jackass"

He also steals jokes from comedians all the time and tries to pass them off as his own.

and he thinks 9/11 is a CIA cover up that was all planned up by George W. Bush to go to war in Afghanistan, that there were no people in the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center, and that the planes shot Tomahawk missiles before crashing into them
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Zaroff,Jul 20 2007
05:58 AM
Story about the kid Zaroff knows

HAHAHA OH WOW
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My mom thought that Benjamin Franklin was the first President of the United States
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Here's another Erin Quote:

Erin: *see's Figure of Ash from Pokemon* Uhh.....where's his balls?
Me: OMFG.....Sicko!!!
Erin: ROFL. Nah....
Me: Eww.
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thousand-mistress,Jul 20 2007
11:33 AM
Here's another Erin Quote:

Erin: *see's Figure of Ash from Pokemon* Uhh.....where's his balls?
Me: OMFG.....Sicko!!!
Erin: ROFL. Nah....
Me: Eww.

Almost sounds like something i would say.

My cousin should be like that, but nope he's a....a....
Drugger(A drug using Trucker) who only understands, Pervyness, naruto, drugs, and other druggers.
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Kichuwa,Jul 20 2007
11:39 AM
thousand-mistress,Jul 20 2007
11:33 AM
Here's another Erin Quote:

Erin: *see's Figure of Ash from Pokemon* Uhh.....where's his balls?
Me: OMFG.....Sicko!!!
Erin: ROFL. Nah....
Me: Eww.

Almost sounds like something i would say.

Shweet.
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Somebody in my class actually believed that my name was Ava Turnip
and I used to live in Japan.
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I know someone who was stupid. More like fruity.....
I was also stupid for falling for him......
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Captain Jack Harkness
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....My sister asked me today, "how do you spell throat?"....she's 15

she cant spell cake either, she spells it cacke...:3

lol

her friend Brian also thought that Corination street was a porno....its a soap. :)

( i worry for their sanity)
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Omg, so like, there was this one guy named itachi. He tried to get people to get meatspinned, but failed horribly.

He's a stupid person.
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Common Sense Much?
Date: One month ago

It's post-graduation for the HCHS Class of 2007. My friends and I decide to hit up the AMC at Times Square at 10PM and find a movie to see. Inevitably, we watch Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End. Funny movie, not exactly "great". Like Snakes on a Plane, if you find an invincible monkey, numerous CRAB BATTLE references, and Johnny Depp's ability to defy physics funny.

Anyway, the movie finishes ~1AM. We leave the theater and decide to go downtown and karaoke. We decide "Eh, it's a nice night (it's humid, dammit), let's walk to Grand Central (about 5 blocks across town)". Along the way (about between 5th and 6th Avenues), we come across a trashpile outside of an office building. Some rolly-chairs, really nice ones, were thrown away. It's 1AM, so, in our dimwittedness, we decide to take em and ride down 42nd Street. It's pretty funny. Passerby at that hour gave our group the STRANGEST looks. I wonder why.

We get to the entryway into Grand Central. Some of the guys ditch their chairs first, only to see...

A GIANT RAMP.

I guess you can put together where this is going.

Can't you?

No, seriously.

<_<

One of my friends goes down the ramp in the chair. It's about 1:20 now and few people besides us are in the terminal, so it's fair play, right?

The guy, at the bottom of the hill, nearly bowls over a guy. Apparently (I was still at the top of the ramp), that elicited the guy to call the police.

Two more of my friends decide to do it. I mean, it's 1:20AM, graduation night. What else could you DO?

Use common sense? They go down the hill, racing, only to find that at the bottom of the ramp, two police offers are waiting. Yep. For the record, the first guy managed to ditch his chair and hide.

The police officers (so I heard) were talking to those two, explaining that it's an offense to be doing such dangerous horseplay in the early morning. However, it's 1:30AM, guess we'll just let you--

*insert crash, slam, bam, wham, loud noises*

30 Seconds Earlier
Me: Are you SURE you want to do this?
Friend: This is gonna be fucking awesome.
*I pull out my phone, switch to camera*
Me: Alright, but I think this is utter IDIOCY.
Friend: Don't worry bout it!

And so he takes off at top speed from the top of the ramp. I run down, keeping this all on camera. Fortunately for me, I catch sight of officers about 10 seconds in advance. Unfortunately for my friend, he runs smackdab into them.

I bailed the site immediately, deleting the video, and watching from a distance. My friends, who had gone ahead (the ones who opted to walk, not chair), said that from the side, it seemed that my friend (above) nearly bowled over one officer. The other one tried to stiff-arm him, only to (from the sideangle), seem like he hi-fives the officer.

The rest of us are snickering and laughing until the seriousness of the situation hits. The police (about six officers in total, two more elsewhere) hold them for quite a long time, before releasing the lot of them with court orders.

The moral of the story? Never go into Grand Central Terminal with rolly chairs. Chances are you'll get ticketed for "skateboarding". And for the record, the reason police are in such a large force at that early morning time is...

That day was Police Academy Graduation Day.
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OH JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS AWESOME MEMNARCH6
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Victor Delacroix,Jul 28 2007
04:38 AM
OH JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS AWESOME MEMNARCH6

THIS GUY SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

That stroy, was epic win XD
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I went for a ride with the father of a friend of mine, from my home of Windsor, Ontario, to Sault Saint Marie, Ontario to visit my friend for a week in the summer. I'm dropped off at a theater to meet my friend, and simultaneously meet 4 of his other friends and his girlfriend supposedly. I get there, see a bunch of people including two pretty cute chicks, and my friend. I look to the two cuties again and think to myself Damn, if one of those two are his girlfriend... but my suspicions are quelled when something I can only describe as a red-haired troll comes out of nowhere and kisses my friend. That was a sign that he'd quite lost his mind. We went to see the first Garfield movie at the theater, since it was about that time when it was out.

We're in the theater, before the movie even starts, and I have my usual Skittles and a large coke. I'm sitting next to my friend and next to him is the troll who is currently engaged in interrogating me on my ethnicity and being quite ridiculously overexcited at the fact I said I was French-Canadian. Out of nowhere, I point to the wall to the left of all of us and shout "Look! A Train!".

My friend and his girl both look immediately. I take his popcorn. He looks back at me with a You sonuvabitch expression and I, and the rest of the theater laugh our asses off at him. His girlfriend turns as red as her hair and leaves the theater for 15 minutes. To this day, he swears up and down that he only fell of it because it was at the part of the movie with the train, but everyone knows he's full of shit.
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