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Topic Started: Aug 5 2009, 11:56 AM (62 Views)
Viz Aug 5 2009, 11:56 AM Post #1
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 dunno if i've posted a link to this yet, but, always good for a chuckle

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
some top quotes:
'If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.'

'Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.'

'Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!'
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Zkeb Aug 5 2009, 11:57 AM Post #2
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 That last one.. is amazing xD
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Viz Aug 5 2009, 11:59 AM Post #3
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 not as good as: 'thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.'
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Zkeb Aug 5 2009, 12:04 PM Post #4
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 "Her vagina smelled like hockey gear. "

ROFL!
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Viz Aug 5 2009, 12:05 PM Post #5
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 hahahah!
'tis good for a chuckle. seen some beauties
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Zkeb Aug 5 2009, 12:08 PM Post #6
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 'Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..'

Actually made me laugh out loud all alone in my office xD

Only on page 3 of 455.... now how am I gonna get anything done?? :P
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Viz Aug 5 2009, 12:25 PM Post #7
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 Grizzlychuff? (urgh!)
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