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| The story of the man and the pink ping pong balls. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 10 2005, 02:37 PM (123 Views) | |
| iammax | Dec 10 2005, 02:37 PM Post #1 |
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I heard this story at camp. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once upon a time, there was a little boy. He was in 4th or 5th grade. He was a perfect little boy, good at sports, smart, good grades, popular, all that junk. One day, his father got a phone call from his teacher. Apparently the boy had behaved very badly at school. This had never happened before. Son, the father said. If you're good for the rest of the year, you can have whatever you want. And good he was. At the end of the year, when he brought home his 100% good report card, his father said he'd get him som ething. Dad, the boy said. I want a pink ping pong ball. The dad was confused, but got it for him nonetheless. Next year, the same thing happened. Except this time, the byo asked for 2 PPP (for short) balls. Next year, 4 PPP balls. Then 8. On and on it went, until he finished High School. The dad, hoping he wanted something more interesting then PPPs, asked his son what he wanted. Dad, I want a ferrarri (Yes! from dad) full of PPPs. (No! from dad). But he got what he wanted. When he finished Law School, with an outstanding degree, he asked for a house full of PPPs, and a swimming pool to put them in. One day a few years and a few thousand PPPs later, the boy's mother was sick. The boy went to hospital. Little did he know that his mother and father were just setting him up to follow him and find out what's with the PPPs. After talking with the doctor (really his dad's friend), he started to drive home in his Ferrarri full of PPPs. HIs parents were secretly following him in their car. Suddenly, a truck hit the PPP boy's car! He screamed and flew out of the open roof (topless ferrarri), and landed on the side of the road. The truck drove away really quickly, and his parents swore they heard an OH ****! from the window. The parents ran to the boy. Mom...dad.... he moaned. Son! Your'e going to make it! His mom said. No.... no I"m not. Son, said the father, before you die, tell us what's with the PPP balls! "Dad...." gasped the boy. "What the pink ping pong balls were was....was..." Then he died. <_< *grabs your time and runs* |
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| Ursper | Dec 10 2005, 02:39 PM Post #2 |
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FFFF
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I've seen longer jokes, like the box of fish joke that i don't want to type out. |
| RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3 | |
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| iammax | Dec 10 2005, 02:41 PM Post #3 |
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So have I, but I don't want to type them out. |
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| Ursper | Dec 10 2005, 02:42 PM Post #4 |
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FFFF
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OIC |
| RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3 | |
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| LuteFanBoyNick | Dec 10 2005, 02:52 PM Post #5 |
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>_>
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What were they for? |
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| iammax | Dec 10 2005, 02:53 PM Post #6 |
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No, this is just a thing to waste your time. Hence the end. |
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| Naglfar | Dec 10 2005, 02:56 PM Post #7 |
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
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You took a chunk of my time that I'll never get back. I hate you. |
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| iammax | Dec 10 2005, 02:56 PM Post #8 |
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Mission Accomplished. :) |
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| Kinkajou | Dec 10 2005, 03:01 PM Post #9 |
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I make iron women out of iron maidens
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*CHI-CHINK* *blasts Max's head off* *reloads shotgun* I hate that damn story! |
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"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice." Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice" | |
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| Ursper | Dec 10 2005, 03:06 PM Post #10 |
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FFFF
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You'd hate the box of fish one more then. |
| RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3 | |
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| iammax | Dec 10 2005, 03:58 PM Post #11 |
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At least it's not MCR or the BEPs. |
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| Ursper | Dec 10 2005, 03:59 PM Post #12 |
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FFFF
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MCR is good. Pink Floyd is better. So is Zep. ANd Boston. and *insert all CR bands i listen too here.* |
| RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3 | |
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| tuvillo | Dec 10 2005, 04:08 PM Post #13 |
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Blargh!
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DAMMIT!!! *hates you* not for taking my time, but for telling e a useless story... -_-' |
Tuvillo - lvl 10 Myrmidon - "Muahahahaha!!!"Sega, PSO, Anime and MapleStory...all pwnage any Serra lovers........ph34r me | |
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| iammax | Dec 10 2005, 04:10 PM Post #14 |
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MCR is good. Pink Floyd is better. So is Zep. ANd Boston. and *insert all CR bands i listen too here.* What's a CR band? BTW- MCR is the worst band. .. (period. lolololol) |
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| Ursper | Dec 10 2005, 04:52 PM Post #15 |
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FFFF
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Classic rock. |
| RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3 | |
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| Kinkajou | Dec 10 2005, 04:56 PM Post #16 |
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I make iron women out of iron maidens
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Bite me. |
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"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice." Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice" | |
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| iammax | Dec 10 2005, 05:35 PM Post #17 |
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I'll let my pet cobra do that. The one taht I bred with a pitbull. |
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| iammax | Dec 10 2005, 05:35 PM Post #18 |
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O I C CR is good, but Punx and metal is better. |
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| Kochipahk | Dec 10 2005, 07:26 PM Post #19 |
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The heart, it beats for blood.
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Prog. rock FTW. |
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The heart, it beats for blood. http://www.myspace.com/colonelkremlin925 http://www.facebook.com/rileyne http://www.twitter.com/kochipahk | |
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| Moonlight | Dec 11 2005, 12:46 PM Post #20 |
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help me im become weeaboo
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Yeah, I enjoyed that story very much at the FESSSB. :: Removes max's head :: J-Pop for the win! |
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I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now. Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.
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| iammax | Dec 11 2005, 02:07 PM Post #21 |
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rofl, j-pop |
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| Moonlight | Dec 12 2005, 12:03 PM Post #22 |
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help me im become weeaboo
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Why laugh, little man! :: Plays "Thrill" at full blast on stereo :: |
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I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now. Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.
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| iammax | Dec 12 2005, 06:35 PM Post #23 |
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Is Suteki Da Ne J-Pop? If so, *bans J-Pop from my mind* |
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