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| Silly Tee | Dec 14 2005, 05:27 PM Post #1 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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okay! I start with Jingle bells: Dashing through the snow... CONTINUE IT! *blows up* |
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| Serene Steelzard | Dec 14 2005, 05:29 PM Post #2 |
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... uh-huh.
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In a one-horse open sleigh |
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| Silly Tee | Dec 14 2005, 05:29 PM Post #3 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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o´er the fields we go |
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| Serene Steelzard | Dec 14 2005, 05:29 PM Post #4 |
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... uh-huh.
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Laughing all the way. |
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| Silly Tee | Dec 14 2005, 05:30 PM Post #5 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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Bells on bobtail ring |
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| Serene Steelzard | Dec 14 2005, 05:30 PM Post #6 |
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... uh-huh.
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Making spirits bright |
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| Silly Tee | Dec 14 2005, 05:33 PM Post #7 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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what fun it is to ride and sing |
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| Serene Steelzard | Dec 14 2005, 05:34 PM Post #8 |
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... uh-huh.
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A sleighing song tonight |
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| Kittay | Dec 14 2005, 05:34 PM Post #9 |
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ISNT MITZI CUTE!?!?!?! SEND ME RANDOM PMS NOW
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a slaying song tonight! |
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| Soul | Dec 14 2005, 05:34 PM Post #10 |
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Ooh, my head is spinning...
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OH Jingle Bells Jingle Bells *is shot if I got this wrong, I don't know Jingle Bells that well* |
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| Silly Tee | Dec 14 2005, 05:34 PM Post #11 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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x.x OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH |
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| Je414 | Dec 14 2005, 05:36 PM Post #12 |
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*Yawn*
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. . . batman smells . . . *Runs* |
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Wut? Characters? Everyone's doing it. | |
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| Serene Steelzard | Dec 14 2005, 05:37 PM Post #13 |
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Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Laid an Egg The Batmobile Lost a Wheel And Joker got away |
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| Soul | Dec 14 2005, 05:38 PM Post #14 |
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Ooh, my head is spinning...
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HEY! |
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| Silly Tee | Dec 14 2005, 05:43 PM Post #15 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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~FEABL |
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| Ursper | Dec 14 2005, 07:59 PM Post #16 |
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FFFF
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ZOMG! MaxWellton's Braes are bony... |
| RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3 | |
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| Silly Tee | Dec 15 2005, 07:22 PM Post #17 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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................*tinks of a song to sing* aha, this my I MADE A POOPY!, all the girls, stamp your feet like this... |
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| iammax | Dec 15 2005, 07:32 PM Post #18 |
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RAINING BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! FROM A LASCERATED SKY!!!!!!!!!11 FLEE IN ITS HORRORRRRRRR! CREATING MY STRUCTURE, NOW I SHALL, REIGN IN BLOOD!!!!! |
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| Syphon Knight | Dec 15 2005, 07:33 PM Post #19 |
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Oh, god...not the 'this I MADE A POOPY! is bananas' song! *asplodes* |
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| Druid | Dec 15 2005, 07:38 PM Post #20 |
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Burning Baron
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I can always tell it's Tee when I see those backwards apostraphes. |
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| Syphon Knight | Dec 15 2005, 07:42 PM Post #21 |
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It`s the tildé button (I think that`s what it`s called). |
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| Kinkajou | Dec 15 2005, 07:42 PM Post #22 |
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I make iron women out of iron maidens
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Sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song, sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song, sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song, sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song... |
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"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice." Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice" | |
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| Blaze the Sage | Dec 15 2005, 07:46 PM Post #23 |
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Spots Toranis, comin' through!
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Dashing through the snow On a pair of broken skis Tripping over rocks Crashing into trees (Ow, ow, ow!) Ambulance bells ring Paramedics sing My dumb friend who brought me here Oh, his neck I will wring! Oh, this is hell This is hell In hospital wing four! They treat me like **** in here And I can't take it no more! Oh, this is hell This is hell In hospital wing four! I'm gonna break out of here And even out the score! Messed up Cristmas carols. Ya gotta love em. Wanna hear "Rudolph the Red-nosed Wine-o"? |
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| Knarf | Dec 15 2005, 07:50 PM Post #24 |
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The one and only
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Perhaps suprisingly to some... I sure do. |
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| Blaze the Sage | Dec 15 2005, 07:57 PM Post #25 |
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Spots Toranis, comin' through!
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Note: Some rather... gross/typical drunkard stuff in this one. Heard it on the radio, brackets lines and all. There are some lines missing, because either they were taken out of this version entirely, or I just can't remember them. I think they were cut out. Rudolph the Red-nosed Wine-o Had a very swollen nose And if you ever saw him He'd be puking on his clothes (Bleah!) Then one dreary Christmas Eve, Santa came to say (Ho, ho, ho) "Rudolph won't you come to town?" But he was frozen to the ground None of the Wine-o's missed him They took his shopping cart with glee (Yay!) Rudolph the red-nosed wine-o Now your liver's history! How bout "Rudolph the red-nosed Murderer"? This one was made by my sister, as far as I know. She might have gotten it somewhere else. |
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| SpeakerOfTheStars | Dec 15 2005, 08:21 PM Post #26 |
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Prepare yourself!
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The best song....EVAR. "Albuquerque" Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut Every single mornin It was driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doodoo yeah Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ahhhh So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna It's OK, they're clean Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C And I turned on the SpectraVision And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door Well now, who could that be? I say "Who is it?" No answer "Who is it?" There's no answer "WHO IS IT?" They're not sayin' anything So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls" I said "You got any apple fritters?" He said "No, we're outta apple fritters" I said "You got any bear claws?" He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "No, we're outta bear claws" I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?" He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over (rabid gnawing sounds) Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head" I believe it went a little something like this . . . Doh Get 'em off me Get 'em off me Oh No, get 'em off, get 'em off Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me Oh, oh God Ah, (more screaming) I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated weiner dog And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams Her name was Zelda She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches I'll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseperable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss The world was our burrito So we got married and we bought us a house And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said "Woah, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic" Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit in three days Well, I knew what he meant But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming (screaming sounds) You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought Uh, well, uh, OK Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is I hate sauerkraut That's all I'm really tryin' to say And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandry Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "querque" (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque Frickin' 13 minutes long....Listen. |
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| Vicas | Dec 15 2005, 08:30 PM Post #27 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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That song does pwn. Lemme see if I can find a certain song... |
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| Vicas | Dec 15 2005, 08:31 PM Post #28 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Here we go The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered in ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!" The night Santa went crazy The night Saint Nick went insane Realized he'd been getting a raw deal Something finally must've snapped in his brain Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet Then he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Pancer with and old German Luger And he slashed down Dasher just like Freddy Krueger Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen Then he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!" The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole Without stepping in reindeer guts There's the National Guard and the FBI There's a van from the Eyewitness News And helicopters circling 'round in the sky Now the bullets keep flying the body count's rising And everybody’s dying to know -oh Santa, why? My, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy. Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time In a Federal prison for his infamous crime Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years. (Alternate verse used in concert) Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead A guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head Yes, little friend, that's his brains on the floor Guess you won't have the fat guy to kick around anymore Now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights (They talk about) The night Santa went crazy The night Saint Nicholas flipped Broke his back for some milk and cookies sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped The night Santa went crazy The night Saint Nick went insane Realized he'd been getting a raw deal Something finally must've snapped in his brain Something finally must've snapped in his brain Tell ya something finally must've snapped in his brain. |
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| Blaze the Sage | Dec 15 2005, 09:29 PM Post #29 |
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Spots Toranis, comin' through!
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I have the tape with that song... Yes, cassette tape. It's ooold. The song rules, though. |
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| Ursper | Dec 16 2005, 07:07 PM Post #30 |
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"Ah Wow Man, That's it! Wait a second ed, whaddya think the teacher's goonna lok like this year?" |
| RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3 | |
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| Naglfar | Dec 16 2005, 07:12 PM Post #31 |
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Cassette tape? I don't understand. Is it like a food? |
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| iammax | Dec 16 2005, 07:55 PM Post #32 |
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I, man, am regal - a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot or to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw Was it a car or a cat I saw? Rise to vote, sir Do geese see god? "Do nine men interprite?" "Nine men," I nod Rats live on no evil star Won't lovers revolt now? Race fast, safe car Pa's a sap Ma is as selfish as I am May a moody baby doom a yam? Ah, Satan sees Natasha No evil lived on Lonely Tylenol Not a banana baton No "x" in "Nixon" O, stone, be not so O Geronimo, no minor ego "Naomi," I moan "A Toyota's a Toyota" A dog, a panic in a pagoda Oh no! Don Ho! Nurse, I spy gypsies - run! Senile felines Now I see bees I won UFO tofu We panic in a pew Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog! Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog |
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| Iron Shaman | Dec 16 2005, 08:01 PM Post #33 |
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KNIGHTS We're knights of the round table We dance whene'er we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're knights of the Round Table Our shows are formidable But many times we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable We're opera mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot. In war we're tough and able. Quite indefatigable Between our quests we sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot. I... have... to... push... the... pram-a-looooooooooooooooooooooot. |
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| Silly Tee | Dec 17 2005, 01:13 PM Post #34 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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double u tee eff??? |
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| Moonlight | Dec 17 2005, 01:29 PM Post #35 |
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help me im become weeaboo
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masshiro na toki wa kaze ni sarawarete atarashii kisetsu o hakobu koboreta LOOSE FILTER LOLOLOLOLa te no hira no yuki wa hakanaku kirameite irozuki hajimeta machi kizukeba nori o kureta mitai me o tojita boku wa fuyu no tsumetasa o ima demo atatakaku kanjiteiru setsugen no daichi ni futari kiri no toiki ga mau tsunaida yubisaki ni taisetsu na kimochi o oboeta yo kakedasu sekai ni kokoro ubawarete mujaki na hitomi ni yureru furisosogu yuki wa yasashiku egao tsutsumu kara boku wa eien o negatta kanojo ga mitsumeteita madobe ni okareta garasu zaiku toumei na yuki no kesshou no kagayaki o omowasete wa setsunaku kasanaru kokoro no rasen yori samayoi tsuzukeru boku ni ayamachi wa totsuzen me no mae o fusai de aza warau masshiro na toki wa kaze ni sarawarete atarashii kisetsu o hakobu ima mo mune ni furi tsumoru omoi nagamete wa mienai tameiki o ukabeta sobietatsu sora kakomarete furueru kata o iyasenai kogoeru kumo ni owarete shirankao de moeru taiyou seijaku no kanata ni kegarenai kimi o mitsume ososugita kotoba wa mou todokanai ne miserare kakedasu sekai ni kokoro ubawarete mujaki na hitomi ni yureru furisosogu yuki wa yasashiku egao tsutsumu kara pieces of you, pieces of you lie in me inches deep masshiro na toki ni kimi wa sarawarete odayaka na hizashi no naka de boku wa nakuLOOSE FILTER LOLOLOLOLa omokage sagaLOOSE FILTER LOLOLOLOLe shimau kedo haru no otozure o matteru sobietatsu sora kakomarete shirankao de moeru taiyou Um, Loose Filters? (...) XD, I get it now. |
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I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now. Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.
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| Zero x 1229 | Dec 17 2005, 02:50 PM Post #36 |
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dead ;_;
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Make me...beautiful...the perfect mind... |
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