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let´s SING! *shot by unmusical people*
Topic Started: Dec 14 2005, 05:27 PM (183 Views)
Silly Tee
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

okay! I start with Jingle bells:

Dashing through the snow...
CONTINUE IT! *blows up*
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... uh-huh.

In a one-horse open sleigh
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

o´er the fields we go
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... uh-huh.

Laughing all the way.
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

Bells on bobtail ring
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... uh-huh.

Making spirits bright
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

what fun it is to ride and sing
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Feb 7 2008, 11:12 PM
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... uh-huh.

A sleighing song tonight
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ISNT MITZI CUTE!?!?!?! SEND ME RANDOM PMS NOW

a slaying song tonight!
Smex XDDD

Yinyanglea: like a virgin...touched for the very first time...
SeraphiqueKaze: XDDDD
SeraphiqueKaze: omg MADONNA!
SeraphiqueKaze: XD
Yinyanglea: OMG YA!
SeraphiqueKaze: XDDD
SeraphiqueKaze: sex bomb sex bomb!
SeraphiqueKaze: X3
Yinyanglea: u r my sex bomb...
SeraphiqueKaze: O_O
SeraphiqueKaze: me?
SeraphiqueKaze: :o
Yinyanglea: rofl
Yinyanglea: nuuuuuuuh
SeraphiqueKaze: ;-;
SeraphiqueKaze: that hurts
SeraphiqueKaze: XDD
SeraphiqueKaze: SIGGED

XDD uhahahaha!!!

OMFG a JINGLeee

SeraphiqueKaze: lezbo and gay they are ok! We are all bisexual in some way!
Yinyanglea: XDXDXDXD
Yinyanglea: yeah
SeraphiqueKaze: XDDD
SeraphiqueKaze: sigged!
Yinyanglea: XD
Yinyanglea: *diiiiiiiiiiiiies*

MUAHAHAHHA!!
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Ooh, my head is spinning...

OH Jingle Bells Jingle Bells *is shot if I got this wrong, I don't know Jingle Bells that well*
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Flare's clone says (5:22 PM):
You know, the first time I scrolled over your MSN icon fast, I thought it was Wodan with a top hat.

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[00:55] Apejack Cuba: someone sig that

Medi in diplomacy
 
And why should I trust your ability? You have very consistently been losing ground to the Germans, regardless of whether I've been on your side or not. What you're telling me is that I have a dilemma: either I can fight you and see you lose all of your SCs to Germany, or I can fight Germany and see you lose all of your SCs to Germany.
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

x.x
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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*Yawn*

. . . batman smells . . .

*Runs*
Wut? Characters?


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Everyone's doing it.
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... uh-huh.

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Joker got away
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Ooh, my head is spinning...

HEY!
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RP Only: Sarah

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Flare's clone says (5:22 PM):
You know, the first time I scrolled over your MSN icon fast, I thought it was Wodan with a top hat.

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[00:55] Apejack Cuba: someone sig that

Medi in diplomacy
 
And why should I trust your ability? You have very consistently been losing ground to the Germans, regardless of whether I've been on your side or not. What you're telling me is that I have a dilemma: either I can fight you and see you lose all of your SCs to Germany, or I can fight Germany and see you lose all of your SCs to Germany.
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

~FEABL
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FFFF

ZOMG!



MaxWellton's Braes are bony...
RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

................*tinks of a song to sing*
aha, this my I MADE A POOPY!, all the girls, stamp your feet like this...
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RAINING BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! FROM A LASCERATED SKY!!!!!!!!!11 FLEE IN ITS HORRORRRRRRR! CREATING MY STRUCTURE, NOW I SHALL, REIGN IN BLOOD!!!!!
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Oh, god...not the 'this I MADE A POOPY! is bananas' song!

*asplodes*
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I can always tell it's Tee when I see those backwards apostraphes.
“The truth is, Colonel, that there’s no divine spark, bless you. There’s many a man alive with no more value than a dead dog. Believe me, when you’ve seen them hang each other…Equality? Christ in Heaven. What I’m fighting for is the right to prove I’m a better man than many. Where have you seen this divine spark in operation, Colonel? Where have you noticed this magnificent equality? The Great White Joker in the Sky dooms us all to stupidity or poverty from birth. No two things on the earth are equal or have an equal chance, not a leaf nor a tree. There’s many a man worse than me, and some better, but I don’t think race or country matters a damn. What matters is justice. ‘Tis why I’m here. I’ll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I’m Kilrain, and I God damn all gentlemen.” –Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels

"Theirs not to reason why. Theirs but to do or die." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson

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It`s the tildé button (I think that`s what it`s called).
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

Sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song, sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song, sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song, sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song...
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Spots Toranis, comin' through!

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Tripping over rocks
Crashing into trees (Ow, ow, ow!)
Ambulance bells ring
Paramedics sing
My dumb friend who brought me here
Oh, his neck I will wring!

Oh, this is hell
This is hell
In hospital wing four!
They treat me like **** in here
And I can't take it no more!

Oh, this is hell
This is hell
In hospital wing four!
I'm gonna break out of here
And even out the score!

Messed up Cristmas carols. Ya gotta love em.

Wanna hear "Rudolph the Red-nosed Wine-o"?

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The one and only

Perhaps suprisingly to some... I sure do.
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Spots Toranis, comin' through!

Note: Some rather... gross/typical drunkard stuff in this one. Heard it on the radio, brackets lines and all. There are some lines missing, because either they were taken out of this version entirely, or I just can't remember them. I think they were cut out.

Rudolph the Red-nosed Wine-o
Had a very swollen nose
And if you ever saw him
He'd be puking on his clothes (Bleah!)
Then one dreary Christmas Eve, Santa came to say (Ho, ho, ho)
"Rudolph won't you come to town?"
But he was frozen to the ground
None of the Wine-o's missed him
They took his shopping cart with glee (Yay!)
Rudolph the red-nosed wine-o
Now your liver's history!



How bout "Rudolph the red-nosed Murderer"? This one was made by my sister, as far as I know. She might have gotten it somewhere else.

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Prepare yourself!

The best song....EVAR.


"Albuquerque"

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single mornin
It was driving me crazy

I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ahhhh

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said

It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseperable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I hate sauerkraut

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandry
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called

Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque

I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque

Frickin' 13 minutes long....Listen.
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Yes, yes, I'm back. For good this time.

I'll take just about any PM challenge, if we still do that here.

"Keep where you are because, if I should make a mistake, it could never be set right in your lifetime."
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

That song does pwn.

Lemme see if I can find a certain song...
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Here we go

The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered in ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain

Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
Then he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Pancer with and old German Luger
And he slashed down Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
Then he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
Now the bullets keep flying the body count's rising
And everybody’s dying to know -oh Santa, why?
My, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.

(Alternate verse used in concert)
Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
A guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head
Yes, little friend, that's his brains on the floor
Guess you won't have the fat guy to kick around anymore

Now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
(They talk about)

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya something finally must've snapped in his brain.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Spots Toranis, comin' through!

I have the tape with that song...

Yes, cassette tape. It's ooold.

The song rules, though.

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FFFF

"Ah Wow Man, That's it!


Wait a second ed, whaddya think the teacher's goonna lok like this year?"



RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3
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blazeinferno
Dec 15 2005, 06:29 PM
I have the tape with that song...

Yes, cassette tape. It's ooold.

The song rules, though.

Cassette tape?

I don't understand. Is it like a food?
1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request.

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I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot or to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see god?
"Do nine men interprite?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfish as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No evil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
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ha ha ha

KNIGHTS
We're knights of the round table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable
We're opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able.
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I... have... to... push... the... pram-a-looooooooooooooooooooooot.
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

Druid
Dec 15 2005, 10:38 PM
I can always tell it's Tee when I see those backwards apostraphes.

double u tee eff???
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Feb 7 2008, 11:12 PM
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all hail to the Fishy one :D
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help me im become weeaboo

masshiro na toki wa kaze ni sarawarete
atarashii kisetsu o hakobu
koboreta LOOSE FILTER LOLOLOLOLa te no hira no
yuki wa hakanaku kirameite

irozuki hajimeta machi
kizukeba nori o kureta mitai
me o tojita boku wa fuyu no tsumetasa o
ima demo atatakaku kanjiteiru

setsugen no daichi ni
futari kiri no toiki ga mau
tsunaida yubisaki ni
taisetsu na kimochi o oboeta yo

kakedasu sekai ni kokoro ubawarete
mujaki na hitomi ni yureru
furisosogu yuki wa yasashiku
egao tsutsumu kara
boku wa eien o negatta

kanojo ga mitsumeteita
madobe ni okareta garasu zaiku
toumei na yuki no kesshou no kagayaki o
omowasete wa setsunaku kasanaru

kokoro no rasen yori
samayoi tsuzukeru boku ni
ayamachi wa totsuzen
me no mae o fusai de aza warau

masshiro na toki wa kaze ni sarawarete
atarashii kisetsu o hakobu
ima mo mune ni furi tsumoru
omoi nagamete wa
mienai tameiki o ukabeta

sobietatsu sora kakomarete
furueru kata o iyasenai
kogoeru kumo ni owarete
shirankao de moeru taiyou

seijaku no kanata ni
kegarenai kimi o mitsume
ososugita kotoba wa mou todokanai ne

miserare kakedasu sekai ni kokoro ubawarete
mujaki na hitomi ni yureru
furisosogu yuki wa yasashiku
egao tsutsumu kara
pieces of you, pieces of you
lie in me inches deep

masshiro na toki ni kimi wa sarawarete
odayaka na hizashi no naka de
boku wa nakuLOOSE FILTER LOLOLOLOLa omokage
sagaLOOSE FILTER LOLOLOLOLe shimau kedo
haru no otozure o matteru

sobietatsu sora kakomarete
shirankao de moeru taiyou


Um, Loose Filters? (...)

XD, I get it now.
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.
Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.

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dead ;_;

Make me...beautiful...the perfect mind...
Due to deadness, I have removed my sig. IM me on MSN Messenger at zerox1229@hotmail.com to get my attention for anything.
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