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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 15 2005, 06:52 PM (108 Views) | |
| tuvillo | Dec 15 2005, 06:52 PM Post #1 |
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Blargh!
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Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings Why do we say 'heads up' when we want someone to duck? Superman is neither super nor a man Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. (this is gonna get trouble) People who think they know everything annoy us that do. For every idiot-proof system, there will arise a new, improved idiot to overcome it i have more, but it's already getting too long... Edit: HOW can i forget my favorite??? "What is that and how can I break it?" |
Tuvillo - lvl 10 Myrmidon - "Muahahahaha!!!"Sega, PSO, Anime and MapleStory...all pwnage any Serra lovers........ph34r me | |
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| Iron Shaman | Dec 15 2005, 07:02 PM Post #2 |
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ha ha ha
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Nova's "Dragon fire will melt any instrument designed to measure it" |
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FE: Herald of Faith Take a look! IS has got event hacking skillz! Characters ![]() Gooooo Fish <3 | |
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| KJ456 | Dec 15 2005, 07:03 PM Post #3 |
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh
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Anything Ravel/Kuja/Axel say. Which is alot. Can't think up any individual ones right now. |
![]() Do not click. Do, however, click these at your leisure ('specially for stats): Gero, Terra, Tic, Nys'elni and Murphy. ![]() Banner by Shade. Challenges open if I'm around, though you'd better be prepared to stat, 'cause I'm lazy. My theme, according to the Mooney one. | |
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| tuvillo | Dec 15 2005, 07:04 PM Post #4 |
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Blargh!
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Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? Silence is golden....... Duct Tape is silver. I said no to drugs but they didn't listen... Never pet a burning dog. if cats always land on there feet, and toast always falls butter side down, what would happen if you dropped a cat with a piece of toast on its back…? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading For sale: Bulldog. Will eat anything. Loves Children. |
Tuvillo - lvl 10 Myrmidon - "Muahahahaha!!!"Sega, PSO, Anime and MapleStory...all pwnage any Serra lovers........ph34r me | |
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| Iron Shaman | Dec 15 2005, 07:07 PM Post #5 |
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ha ha ha
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There are a few easily misenterpretable signs I know of... "Toilets out of order - please use floor below" |
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FE: Herald of Faith Take a look! IS has got event hacking skillz! Characters ![]() Gooooo Fish <3 | |
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| Kinkajou | Dec 15 2005, 07:32 PM Post #6 |
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I make iron women out of iron maidens
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"Science-fiction balances on the cliff. Fantasy shoves you off.' ---Ray Bradbury "Science is just tagging a name to everything." ---Doctor Lao "Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, but the dice are loaded." ---Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, "Looking God in the Eye" (Alpha Centauri) "Man has killed man from the beginning of time, and each new frontier has brought new ways and new places to die. Why should the future be different?" --- Col. Corazon Santiago, "Planet: A Survivalist's Guide" (Alpha Centauri) "Yes, yes, we've all heard the philosophers babble about "oneness" being "beautiful" and "holy". But let me tell you that {this} kind of oneness certainly isn't pretty and if you're not careful it will scare the bejeezus out of you." --- Anonymous Lab Technician, MorganLink 3DVision Live Interview (Alpha Centauri) "Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." --- Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "For I Have Tasted The Fruit" (Alpha Centauri) "I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even five hundred would be pretty nice." ---CEO Nwabudike Morgan, MorganLink 3DVision Interview (Alpha Centauri) Those are a few of my favorites. |
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"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice." Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice" | |
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| Knarf | Dec 15 2005, 07:54 PM Post #7 |
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The one and only
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I have a killer one from Frankenstein, and one from Andrew Jackson, but I have no text in front of me, and so I cannot post them. A real shame... |
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| Iron Shaman | Dec 15 2005, 07:59 PM Post #8 |
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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." The Restaurant at the End of the Universe |
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FE: Herald of Faith Take a look! IS has got event hacking skillz! Characters ![]() Gooooo Fish <3 | |
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| Serene Steelzard | Dec 15 2005, 07:59 PM Post #9 |
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... uh-huh.
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I have a couple of favourite quotes from a book, but they're quite long, and they're not supposed to be funny, so I'll not post them. I do have a couple of funny ones that Sabre's friends have said: "I can run as long as you, but not as long." "If the bible is real, how come there are no dinosaurs in it?" There was another, but I've forgotten... |
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| Lewa | Dec 15 2005, 08:35 PM Post #10 |
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Me: "...our country would fall into ruin. Or worse, become France!" - British lady from a book that I have forgotten the title. She was referring to the possible consequences of dancing all day long. |
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| Vicas | Dec 15 2005, 09:08 PM Post #11 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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I have some good ones. I'll post them after I get back from my haircut. |
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| Fallen Morning Flare | Dec 15 2005, 09:52 PM Post #12 |
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HiMAT Laharl!
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. -Will Rodgers To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. Australia, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island. (FLEES SAL) -All 3 from Ambrose Bierce |
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