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FAV QUOTES; as the name implies...
Topic Started: Dec 15 2005, 06:52 PM (108 Views)
tuvillo
Blargh!

Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings

Why do we say 'heads up' when we want someone to duck?

Superman is neither super nor a man

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen
the joke yet. (this is gonna get trouble)

People who think they know everything annoy us that do.

For every idiot-proof system, there will arise a new, improved idiot to overcome it



i have more, but it's already getting too long...


Edit: HOW can i forget my favorite???

"What is that and how can I break it?"
Posted ImageTuvillo - lvl 10 Myrmidon - "Muahahahaha!!!"


Sega, PSO, Anime and MapleStory...all pwnage

any Serra lovers........ph34r me
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Iron Shaman
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ha ha ha

Nova's "Dragon fire will melt any instrument designed to measure it"
FE: Herald of Faith
Take a look! IS has got event hacking skillz!

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Gooooo Fish <3
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KJ456
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

Anything Ravel/Kuja/Axel say. Which is alot. Can't think up any individual ones right now.
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Do not click. Do, however, click these at your leisure ('specially for stats): Gero, Terra, Tic, Nys'elni and Murphy.

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Banner by Shade.

Challenges open if I'm around, though you'd better be prepared to stat, 'cause I'm lazy.

My theme, according to the Mooney one.
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tuvillo
Blargh!

Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?

Silence is golden....... Duct Tape is silver.

I said no to drugs but they didn't listen...

Never pet a burning dog.

if cats always land on there feet, and toast always falls butter side down, what would happen if you dropped a cat with a piece of toast on its back…?

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading

For sale: Bulldog. Will eat anything. Loves Children.
Posted ImageTuvillo - lvl 10 Myrmidon - "Muahahahaha!!!"


Sega, PSO, Anime and MapleStory...all pwnage

any Serra lovers........ph34r me
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Iron Shaman
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ha ha ha

There are a few easily misenterpretable signs I know of...

"Toilets out of order - please use floor below"
FE: Herald of Faith
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Gooooo Fish <3
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Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

"Science-fiction balances on the cliff.
Fantasy shoves you off.' ---Ray Bradbury

"Science is just tagging a name to everything." ---Doctor Lao

"Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, but the dice are loaded." ---Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, "Looking God in the Eye" (Alpha Centauri)

"Man has killed man from the beginning of time, and each new frontier has brought new ways and new places to die. Why should the future be different?" --- Col. Corazon Santiago, "Planet: A Survivalist's Guide" (Alpha Centauri)

"Yes, yes, we've all heard the philosophers babble about "oneness" being "beautiful" and "holy". But let me tell you that {this} kind of oneness certainly isn't pretty and if you're not careful it will scare the bejeezus out of you." --- Anonymous Lab Technician, MorganLink 3DVision Live Interview (Alpha Centauri)

"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest
of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." --- Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "For I Have Tasted The Fruit" (Alpha Centauri)

"I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even five hundred would be pretty nice." ---CEO Nwabudike Morgan, MorganLink 3DVision Interview (Alpha Centauri)


Those are a few of my favorites.
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Knarf
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The one and only

I have a killer one from Frankenstein, and one from Andrew Jackson, but I have no text in front of me, and so I cannot post them. A real shame...
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Fish R teh PS pwnzorz...

Challenges are always open, normally accepted.

Active:
Logan, Level 1 Nomad (Bow)

Retired:
Francis, Level 20/20 Hero (Sword/Axe)

Early Retirement:

Minerva, Level 15/20 Swordmaster (Sword)
Erosthane, Level 20/4 Berserker (Axe)
Francis, Level 20/3 Sage (Anima)
Lucha, Level 18 Vestal (Light)
Conor, Level 4 Shaman (Elder)

RP-Only

Moses, Axe Fighter
Alyssa, Soldier
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Iron Shaman
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ha ha ha

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
FE: Herald of Faith
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Gooooo Fish <3
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Serene Steelzard
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... uh-huh.

I have a couple of favourite quotes from a book, but they're quite long, and they're not supposed to be funny, so I'll not post them.

I do have a couple of funny ones that Sabre's friends have said:

"I can run as long as you, but not as long."

"If the bible is real, how come there are no dinosaurs in it?"

There was another, but I've forgotten...
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Posted Image Reidar, lvl 20/1 General Virtuous Warrior Posted ImageNiall, level 20/13 Centurion
Posted ImageAllen, level 18 Squire Posted Image Kainda, level 12 Hunter
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Lewa


Me: "...our country would fall into ruin. Or worse, become France!" - British lady from a book that I have forgotten the title. She was referring to the possible consequences of dancing all day long.
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

I have some good ones. I'll post them after I get back from my haircut.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Fallen Morning Flare
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HiMAT Laharl!

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. -Will Rodgers

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

Australia, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island. (FLEES SAL)

-All 3 from Ambrose Bierce

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~ Erwin Schrödinger, last known journal entry.
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