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*posts flame sheet modification*; Fwee...
Topic Started: Dec 23 2005, 06:11 PM (94 Views)
Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

Since this seems to be popular, here it is, updated version!


Dear:

[ ] Inferior being
[ ] Troll
[ ] n00blet
[ ] Ye who has incurred my wrath
[ ] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You exist
[ ] You posted a Religious Thread
[ ] You posted an accusation with no proof
[ ] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[ ] You posted a me > u thread
[ ] You broke our Captain Planet summons
[ ] You posted a worthless thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the TOS
[ ] You made baby Jesus cry
[ ] You don't know which board to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You double posted
[ ] You killed a kitten
[ ] You're spamming MY thread
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] Your parents are related
[ ] You and your wife are related
[ ] You dated my sister
[ ] You dated my brother
[ ] You made love to my dog
[ ] You insulted the power of Fwee
[ ] You're breathing too much of my oxygen

In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] Give up your new user account
[ ] shut up and get the hell out
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Watch Teletubbies
[ ] Read the ****ing TOS
[ ] Read the ****ing TOS again
[ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[ ] Call Chuck Norris and inform him he sucks
[ ] Make love to Ralph Nader
[ ] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Eat my ass
[ ] Grind a rail on your sack
[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Fwee
[ ] 1 R 1337
[ ] lolpwnt
[ ] GG no re
[ ] Bite me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Me > u
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[ ] n00b
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your **** somewhere else
[ ] shut up and get the hell out
[ ] Learn to post or get the hell out
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] kthxbai
[ ] All of the above
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Jmyster
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I'm just going to have Touhou infect everything now

Add: Listen to a political speech by John Kerry WITHOUT falling asleep, to the punishent section.
-It makes you wonder what goes on in the minds of people who can't seem to grasp the notion that one =/= all. Perhaps they failed math in school--Spotted Zebra
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Heroman
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be wary of amazing chest

Me: XDDD
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iammax
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It'd be easier then Listening to Bush's without losing IQ.
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

*adds to punishment*

Try to Eat Vin Diesel whole
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Steelesaber
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SQUAWK?

iammax
Dec 23 2005, 03:16 PM
It'd be easier then Listening to Bush's without losing IQ.

Here goes another political debate...

Add "all of the above" to the "Dear:" section, 'cause a lot of the people I would send this to are all of the above.

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Jmyster
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I'm just going to have Touhou infect everything now

Yeah, we don't want that.

If your a republican adjust it to some famous dems, if your a democrat, adjust it to famous reps.
-It makes you wonder what goes on in the minds of people who can't seem to grasp the notion that one =/= all. Perhaps they failed math in school--Spotted Zebra
The Character Formerly Known as Jeremy-20/13 Hero
Saria-20/20 Wyvern Lady
Yumil-15/11 Druid
Ankiseth Level 11 Pirate
Elandra 20/1 Hunter
Maria Valine (RP ONLY)
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Naglfar
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY

I want to try this out...

TO GFAQS!

*dons anti-n00b armor*
1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request.

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There are four models of tow trucks for you to choose from each with a crane and winch to remove every kind of vehicle. You will learn how to handle different cars to get them loaded as quickly as possible!

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Je414
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*Yawn*

Nuke the Sain Alliance topic on the FEGB!
Wut? Characters?


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Everyone's doing it.
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Iron Shaman
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ha ha ha

Ooh! Ooh!
Send at least 20 incorrect profiles to Chrono!
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Take a look! IS has got event hacking skillz!

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Gooooo Fish <3
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