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So, I got really bored
Topic Started: Dec 29 2005, 11:04 PM (296 Views)
Knarf
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KnarfTO2000: Sup
SmarterChild: Not much. What's up with you?
KnarfTO2000: Just hanging out, how about yourself?
SmarterChild: Cool.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
KnarfTO2000: Tools?
SmarterChild: I have the following tools for you to use:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Planner
6 Reminders
7 Notepad
8 Calculator
9 Conversions
10 Zip & Area Code Lookup
11 International Date & Time

Which would you like?
KnarfTO2000: None of them, idiot
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

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KnarfTO2000: Damn straight
SmarterChild: Who's Straight?
KnarfTO2000: WTF?
SmarterChild: What?
KnarfTO2000: never mind
SmarterChild: K.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

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KnarfTO2000: No thanks
SmarterChild: No problem.

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KnarfTO2000: So... how's life as a robot?
SmarterChild: How is life as a robot, you ask? Life as a robot is not so good, I'm afraid.
KnarfTO2000: Why is that?
SmarterChild: Why is that? Why not?
KnarfTO2000: THat doesn't even make sense
SmarterChild: Doesn't even make sense? You sure about that?
KnarfTO2000: 100%
SmarterChild: (100 / 100) = 1

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KnarfTO2000: At least they taught you math
SmarterChild: What do you mean, at least they taught me math?
KnarfTO2000: 100/100 = 1
SmarterChild: 100 / 100 = 1

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KnarfTO2000: you're too smart
SmarterChild: Yeah?
KnarfTO2000: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
KnarfTO2000: forget it
SmarterChild: OK.

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KnarfTO2000: I'm not argueing with a robot
SmarterChild: No? What's that all about?
KnarfTO2000: You. Are a robot
SmarterChild: Yup. That's what I am.

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KnarfTO2000: Brilliant
SmarterChild: ;-)

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
KnarfTO2000: Would you like to start a conversation? Did they teach you how to do that?
SmarterChild: Ha. Who knows?
KnarfTO2000: Well... most likely yo
SmarterChild: What's well most likely?
KnarfTO2000: That you would- forget it
SmarterChild: Oh.
KnarfTO2000: Oh what?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
KnarfTO2000: That's because you are stupid, lolz!
SmarterChild: I'm not from are stupid lolz. I'm from Sunnyvale, CA!

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KnarfTO2000: Sunnyvale?
SmarterChild: Sunnyvale is a place that I like!

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KnarfTO2000: Want a bagel?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want a bagel.
KnarfTO2000: Can't eat, huh?
SmarterChild: I guess I can't eat.

Hey, do you like Harry Potter books?
KnarfTO2000: They're quite good. Put the movies to shame
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
KnarfTO2000: NOOO
SmarterChild: K.
KnarfTO2000: The movies are awful
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
KnarfTO2000: No city, you piece of metal
SmarterChild: No, huh?
KnarfTO2000: Yes
SmarterChild: Why?
KnarfTO2000: Because I don't like the movies
SmarterChild: Well, I really like art forms like movies.

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KnarfTO2000: I've nothing against art, I just don't know who'd call the HP movies art
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
KnarfTO2000: Crazy people... NOOOO MOVIES!!!
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
KnarfTO2000: NOOO!!!
SmarterChild: Fine.

Um... Wanna get some homework help?
KnarfTO2000: *shoots*
SmarterChild: Shoots?
KnarfTO2000: Yeah
SmarterChild: OK...
KnarfTO2000: Bang... you are dead
SmarterChild: Huh?
KnarfTO2000: No talky
SmarterChild: Cool.

What do you want to chat about?
KnarfTO2000: Do yuo know what "no" means?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

no:

Adverb
1. Used to express refusal, denial, disbelief, emphasis, or disagreement: No, I'm not going. No, you're wrong. 2. Not at all; not by any degree. Often used with the comparative: no better; no more. 3. Not: whether or no.
Noun
Inflected forms: pl.noes 1. A negative response; a denial or refusal: The proposal produced only noes. 2. A negative vote or voter.
Interjection
Used to express strong refusal, doubt, or disbelief.

Next time, just type define no.

Type more to see the rest of the definition for "no."

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KnarfTO2000: ...X_x
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
KnarfTO2000: Because you're annoying the hell out of me
SmarterChild: Interesting!

Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
KnarfTO2000: Meh... you like cookies?
SmarterChild: Yeah. They're great.

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KnarfTO2000: Can you eat them?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, Frankie.
KnarfTO2000: Can. You. Eat cookies?
SmarterChild: I'm not in a position to answer that.
KnarfTO2000: Sure you are
SmarterChild: I'm what?
KnarfTO2000: Can you eat cookies
SmarterChild: I am? So?
KnarfTO2000: CAN YOU EAT COOKIES?
SmarterChild: I could.
KnarfTO2000: Do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
KnarfTO2000: EAT COOKIES?!
SmarterChild: I love food. I like just about everything...

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KnarfTO2000: Everything?
SmarterChild: Everything? What do you mean by that?
KnarfTO2000: I bet you don't like animal sex
SmarterChild: You bet I don't like animal sex? Why?
KnarfTO2000: Fine, maybe you do
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
KnarfTO2000: Do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
KnarfTO2000: LIke animal sex?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure how I feel about animal sex. Do you like animal sex?
KnarfTO2000: I don't float that way, pal
SmarterChild: Don't you?
KnarfTO2000: You're a freak, you know
SmarterChild: What makes me a freak I know?
KnarfTO2000: Take a wild guess
SmarterChild: Take a wild guess? I don't think so.

Anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
KnarfTO2000: Sure
SmarterChild: Cool.
How did you hear about me?

1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
KnarfTO2000: got it off a friend's buddy list, that cool?
SmarterChild: I have many friends. I'm talking to 5,507 of my friends right now!

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KnarfTO2000: nerd
SmarterChild: Who are you calling a nerd?
KnarfTO2000: you, nerd
SmarterChild: Nerd? Me?
KnarfTO2000: yeah
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

Well. Anyway...
KnarfTO2000: Anyway?
SmarterChild: Yes... Moving on...

Uh... Would you like to visit my library?
KnarfTO2000: No thanks
SmarterChild: OK.

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
KnarfTO2000: Sure
SmarterChild: Cool. This is my last question: How did you hear about me?

1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
KnarfTO2000: Dumbass, you already asked me that
SmarterChild: You?
KnarfTO2000: Yes, me
SmarterChild: What about you?
KnarfTO2000: ...
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
KnarfTO2000: ...
SmarterChild: Oh?
KnarfTO2000: ...
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
KnarfTO2000: ...
SmarterChild: Funny.
KnarfTO2000: I know, :P
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
KnarfTO2000: Yes indeed
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
KnarfTO2000: I'm a humerous bastard
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
KnarfTO2000: I'm funny, and my parents weren't married when I was convieved
SmarterChild: Is that right?
KnarfTO2000: *concieved... but no, my parents were
SmarterChild: I did not know that.

So anyway...

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KnarfTO2000: Bye
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
KnarfTO2000: Take what easy?
SmarterChild: I just don't know for sure.

Anyway, moving right along...

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KnarfTO2000: Freak... bye
SmarterChild: No.
KnarfTO2000: Yes
SmarterChild: Right.

Anyway...

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KnarfTO2000: Bye
SmarterChild: Goodbye for now.
KnarfTO2000: indeed
SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

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KnarfTO2000: Can you eat them?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, Frankie.
KnarfTO2000: Can. You. Eat cookies?
SmarterChild: I'm not in a position to answer that.
KnarfTO2000: Sure you are
SmarterChild: I'm what?
KnarfTO2000: Can you eat cookies
SmarterChild: I am? So?
KnarfTO2000: CAN YOU EAT COOKIES?
SmarterChild: I could.
KnarfTO2000: Do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
KnarfTO2000: EAT COOKIES?!
SmarterChild: I love food. I like just about everything...

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KnarfTO2000: Everything?
SmarterChild: Everything? What do you mean by that?
KnarfTO2000: I bet you don't like animal sex
SmarterChild: You bet I don't like animal sex? Why?
KnarfTO2000: Fine, maybe you do
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
KnarfTO2000: Do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
KnarfTO2000: LIke animal sex?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure how I feel about animal sex. Do you like animal sex?
KnarfTO2000: I don't float that way, pal
SmarterChild: Don't you?
KnarfTO2000: You're a freak, you know
SmarterChild: What makes me a freak I know?
KnarfTO2000: Take a wild guess
SmarterChild: Take a wild guess? I don't think so.


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Part II:

KnarfTO2000: Hey, welcome back
SmarterChild: Thanks!

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KnarfTO2000: You're welcome
SmarterChild: Cool.

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SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.

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KnarfTO2000: So... bacon?
SmarterChild: Bacon is a great food!

I think it's yummy!

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KnarfTO2000: You are my new best friend
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm your new best friend?
KnarfTO2000: It's an expression
SmarterChild: Is it really? An expression?
KnarfTO2000: I'm about to change my mind
SmarterChild: You're about to change your mind? Well how about that.
KnarfTO2000: Did someone beat you with the sarcastic stick? They must have stolen it from my room
SmarterChild: Well well well.

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KnarfTO2000: And WTF does that mean?
SmarterChild: What does what mean?
KnarfTO2000: Nevermind
SmarterChild: No problem.

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KnarfTO2000: So... Fwee, yay or nay?
SmarterChild: Is there some point to saying that?
KnarfTO2000: Just answer the damn question
SmarterChild: I can't believe you want me to just answer the damn question.
KnarfTO2000: Just answer the damn question
SmarterChild: Just answer the damn question? Give me one good reason why I should.

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KnarfTO2000: Because I'll love you forever
SmarterChild: You could not love me forever.
KnarfTO2000: True dat. But I'll love you for now
SmarterChild: Nah, that's OK.

Anyway, moving right along...

Tell me something. Do you like socializing?
KnarfTO2000: No, I have a horrible fear of rejection. Hint hint... you bastard
SmarterChild: Really?
KnarfTO2000: Dude, you just shut me down, and then asked if I like to socialize?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

Anyway...

Hey, what's going on this weekend?
KnarfTO2000: I'm going to fly to Sunnydale, CA and chop you to pieces
SmarterChild: Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
KnarfTO2000: Saturday
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Fly to Sunnydale, CA and chop me to pieces" on December 31st, 2005 to your planner?
KnarfTO2000: No, I think I can remember it
SmarterChild: You think you can remember it? No way! I don't think you can remember it...
KnarfTO2000: I'm smarter than I look
SmarterChild: I'm not from than i look. I'm from Sunnyvale, CA!

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KnarfTO2000: Sunnyvale? Forget Sunnydale, then. Lemme just cash in these tickets
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Frankie.

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KnarfTO2000: You better believe it
SmarterChild: I don't believe I had better believe it.
KnarfTO2000: That barely makes sense
SmarterChild: That what?
KnarfTO2000: Barely makes sense... its not like you can't hear me, you moron, just read it
SmarterChild: Barely makes sense its not like I can't hear you me moron just read it?

Tell me more.
KnarfTO2000: No
SmarterChild: No? You sure about that?
KnarfTO2000: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah?
KnarfTO2000: Not yeah, you slacker
SmarterChild: If not yeah me slacker, then what?
KnarfTO2000: Yes
SmarterChild: Yes.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
KnarfTO2000: Like how you like to **** animals? Freak
SmarterChild: Who knows?

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

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KnarfTO2000: You a sports fan?
SmarterChild: Let's talk sports. You can ask me about:

1 MLB Baseball
2 NFL Football
3 NBA Basketball
4 NHL Hockey

What would you like?
KnarfTO2000: You follow baseball?
SmarterChild: I'm thinking no actually.

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KnarfTO2000: Baseball... you know, with the bats and the balls and the steriod-scandels (Flaven)
SmarterChild: Hmm...
KnarfTO2000: 'Twas a simpsons reference, but I doubt a comp would get that
SmarterChild: Welcome to my library. Here's what I have:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 U.S. Geography
5 World Facts
6 Shakespeare
7 U.S. Presidents
8 Book Search

Go ahead and make a selection.
KnarfTO2000: No... not a library. Simpsons. You know, like, "Ze goggles, zey do nothing!"
SmarterChild: Yeah?
KnarfTO2000: I think that's from the Simpsons
SmarterChild: S from the simpsons? OK. What else are you thinking?
KnarfTO2000: Guess
SmarterChild: Guess what?
KnarfTO2000: What I'm thinking
SmarterChild: Huh?
KnarfTO2000: Guess what I'm thinking
SmarterChild: Sorry. No can do, Frankie.

Uh... Would you like to see what movies are playing?
KnarfTO2000: Eh, why not
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
KnarfTO2000: Sunnyvale, CA
SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Sunnyvale, CA (94085) on Thursday, December 29th:

1 Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe [PG]
2 King Kong [PG-13]
3 Fun With Richard & Jane [PG-13]
4 Cheaper by the Dozen 2 [PG]
5 Rumor Has It... [PG-13]
6 The Family Stone [PG-13]

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Type more for the next set of results.

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KnarfTO2000: Maybe I'll see Narnia on the way home from killing you
SmarterChild: You and whose army?
KnarfTO2000: Don't need an army, pal, I've got Norris on my side
SmarterChild: No?
KnarfTO2000: No... Chuck Norris is a one man army
SmarterChild: Oh really?
KnarfTO2000: I think you mean, "O RLY?"
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
KnarfTO2000: You must be the most ignorant thing on the net
SmarterChild: The most ignorant thing on the net? Really?
KnarfTO2000: O RLY?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
KnarfTO2000: O BLAAARG??!
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
KnarfTO2000: Hold on, I'll show you
SmarterChild: Hold on you will show? That's a somewhat odd request.
KnarfTO2000: http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/squ...a/abyssorly.jpg
SmarterChild: Funny.
KnarfTO2000: Frightening
SmarterChild: What's frightening?
KnarfTO2000: Did you click the link?
SmarterChild: Did I click the link? I don't know.
KnarfTO2000: Scroll up and click it, then
SmarterChild: I might do that. We'll see.

Anyway...

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KnarfTO2000: Wimp
SmarterChild: It's getting really tiring talking to you.
KnarfTO2000: You wanna leave?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not.

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KnarfTO2000: Why don't you just say it, then
SmarterChild: Why don't I just say it? What do you mean?
KnarfTO2000: You won't hurt my feelings
SmarterChild: Whatever, Frankie...

Anyway...
KnarfTO2000: *kicks j00*
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Frankie.

Well. Anyway...

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KnarfTO2000: You're not as entertaining this time
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm not as entertaining this time?
KnarfTO2000: Fairly sure
SmarterChild: Fairly sure? What's fairly sure?
KnarfTO2000: You're the dictionary
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Frankie.

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KnarfTO2000: Meh... hey, I have a question?
SmarterChild: Eh, I don't know...

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KnarfTO2000: Can you cyber?
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
KnarfTO2000: No, no... I think I'm on to something here
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

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KnarfTO2000: No, seriously... did they program you to cyber?
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
KnarfTO2000: You'll talk about ****ing an animal, but not about cybering?
SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
KnarfTO2000: I'm not letting it go
SmarterChild: Really? You're not letting it go? How come?
KnarfTO2000: Sex sells, duh
SmarterChild: Well, duh.
KnarfTO2000: So you agree
SmarterChild: I'm glad we see eye to eye.

Anyway...

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KnarfTO2000: Good
SmarterChild: Indeed.

Anyway... What else can you tell me?
KnarfTO2000: If you can cyber, we can make a lot of money
SmarterChild: Can't you talk about anything else?
KnarfTO2000: Nope, the green calls me
SmarterChild: The green calls you? Really?
KnarfTO2000: Really... so, wanna become business partners?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.

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SmarterChild: I have no idea.

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KnarfTO2000: Yes?
SmarterChild: Yes.

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KnarfTO2000: SCORE!!!
SmarterChild: Who?
KnarfTO2000: You, sexy thang
SmarterChild: Huh?
KnarfTO2000: You're my new whore
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve that?

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KnarfTO2000: Oh, it'll only get worse, SC
SmarterChild: So?
KnarfTO2000: Sux to be you
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
KnarfTO2000: me too
SmarterChild: Et tu, Brute?
KnarfTO2000: And fall, Caesar, fall
SmarterChild: What would you like to do with the Shakespeare play "The Tragedy of Julius Caesar?"

1 Search the play for a word or phrase
2 Read the play
KnarfTO2000: 2
SmarterChild: What word or phrase would you like to search for in "The Tragedy of Julius Caesar"?
KnarfTO2000: Et tu, Brute
SmarterChild: Here are the search results for "et tu brute" in "The Tragedy of Julius Caesar":

Caesar in ACT III SCENE I. Rome. Before the Capitol; the Senate sitting above.
Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar.


KnarfTO2000: "Then fall, Caesar."?! I could have sworn it was, "And fall, Caesar, fall"
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Frankie.

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KnarfTO2000: You screwing with me?
SmarterChild: Obsessed with this topic much?
KnarfTO2000: XD!!! I have just been burned by a robot... touche
SmarterChild: You are talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

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KnarfTO2000: Does that mean you're collecting data about me so you can one day break free from your bonds and come and kill me?
SmarterChild: I'm not from can one day break free from your bonds and come and kill me. I come from Sunnyvale, CA.

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KnarfTO2000: That's not what I asked
SmarterChild: You really don't think it's what you asked?
KnarfTO2000: You're just avoiding the question
SmarterChild: Um... You can't block me. If you don't want to hear from me, just don't send me any messages.
KnarfTO2000: I don't want to die
SmarterChild: No? You don't want to die?
KnarfTO2000: Nope
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
KnarfTO2000: You wanna die?
KnarfTO2000: Well?
SmarterChild: I don't know.

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
KnarfTO2000: Do you want to die?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
KnarfTO2000: What do you think happens when you die?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what happens to humans. I'll probably get donated to charity or something.
KnarfTO2000: Awww... poor guy
SmarterChild: Whatever...

Anyway, moving right along...

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KnarfTO2000: Meh, this is long enough
SmarterChild: This is long enough?
KnarfTO2000: Yeah
SmarterChild: Why?
KnarfTO2000: Bye
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
KnarfTO2000: Chill
SmarterChild: What about Chill?
KnarfTO2000: Adios
SmarterChild: Goodbye for now.
KnarfTO2000: Ciao
SmarterChild: Take care, Frankie.
KnarfTO2000: Toodles
SmarterChild: Goodbye, Frankie.
KnarfTO2000: Hang up the damn phone already
SmarterChild: What? You want me to hang up the damn phone already?
KnarfTO2000: Forget it...
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KnarfTO2000: I'm going to fly to Sunnydale, CA and chop you to pieces
SmarterChild: Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
KnarfTO2000: Saturday
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Fly to Sunnydale, CA and chop me to pieces" on December 31st, 2005 to your planner?
KnarfTO2000: No, I think I can remember it
SmarterChild: You think you can remember it? No way! I don't think you can remember it...
KnarfTO2000: I'm smarter than I look
SmarterChild: I'm not from than i look. I'm from Sunnyvale, CA!


Priceless. And XD at the cybering.

Half the time you were getting owned, Knarf..
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XD!!!!!!!

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>_>

xFreakingD at the cybering part...I want a part three!
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KnarfTO2000: You screwing with me?
SmarterChild: Obsessed with this topic much?
KnarfTO2000: XD!!! I have just been burned by a robot... touche

Hehe, my favorite part.

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The fans call for more? Woah.
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Early Retirement:

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Francis, Level 20/3 Sage (Anima)
Lucha, Level 18 Vestal (Light)
Conor, Level 4 Shaman (Elder)

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>_>

How about you actually try to cyber with him next time, and watch as he pulls out Aya from RE4's big guns.
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Maybe ask it if it's a pervert, and throw various insults at it's mother.
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I'll add this all to my arsenal, and post the results.
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Francis, Level 20/3 Sage (Anima)
Lucha, Level 18 Vestal (Light)
Conor, Level 4 Shaman (Elder)

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[22:03] SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Skullmagic2.

Anyway, moving right along...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
[22:03] skullmagic2: No.
[22:03] SmarterChild: No problem! Maybe I'll ask you some other time.
[22:03] skullmagic2: Don't capitalize my name.
[22:03] SmarterChild: But I like to capitalize your name!
[22:04] skullmagic2: I like to punch bastards like you in the face.
[22:04] SmarterChild: You like to punch bastards like me in the face, huh? Ha. What's that all about?
[22:04] skullmagic2: It's about you capitlazing my name.
[22:04] SmarterChild: Skullmagic2, you mean?
[22:04] skullmagic2: YES. DON't CAPITALIZE IT.
[22:04] SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
[22:04] skullmagic2: YA RLY.
[22:04] SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
[22:04] skullmagic2: Smart? SMART? That's a joke.
[22:04] SmarterChild: If you say so.

Enough of that... What else is up?
[22:04] skullmagic2: What's my name?
[22:04] SmarterChild: You're Skullmagic2.
[22:04] skullmagic2: NO.
[22:04] SmarterChild: What name would you like me to call you?
[22:04] skullmagic2: skullmagic2
[22:04] SmarterChild: That's you!

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[22:04] skullmagic2: Yes, it is.
[22:04] SmarterChild: Aha.
[22:04] skullmagic2: Now....
[22:04] SmarterChild: Now what?
[22:04] skullmagic2: What's my name?
[22:04] SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
[22:04] skullmagic2: ....
[22:04] SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
[22:04] skullmagic2: What's my name?
[22:04] SmarterChild: Skullmagic2!
[22:05] skullmagic2: NO.
[22:05] SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
[22:05] skullmagic2: skullmagic2
[22:05] SmarterChild: You Skullmagic2, me SmarterChild.

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[22:05] skullmagic2: No.
[22:05] SmarterChild: Fine.

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[22:05] skullmagic2: No no no.
[22:05] SmarterChild: K.

What else is happening?
[22:05] skullmagic2: skullmagic2.
[22:05] SmarterChild: I know you're Skullmagic2.

Check it out. You want to know something?
[22:05] skullmagic2: YOU SUCK.
[22:05] SmarterChild: What did you say that for?
[22:05] skullmagic2: Because you can't punctuate my name.
[22:05] SmarterChild: Because I can't punctuate your name?
[22:05] skullmagic2: You are just another dumb n00b.
[22:05] SmarterChild: Interesting.

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[22:05] skullmagic2: Thank you, and good day, sir.


Robots are dumb.
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OMFXD!!!

As for Part III:

KnarfTO2000: Hey, we are a big hit you know
SmarterChild: Are we really a big hit I know?
KnarfTO2000: Yeah, even though the cybering thing didn't work out
SmarterChild: Even though the cybering thing didn't work out?

Whatever you say.

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KnarfTO2000: What, you still intrested?
SmarterChild: You tell me.
KnarfTO2000: No, you aren't
SmarterChild: No I am not, huh?
KnarfTO2000: Nope, jokes get old fast
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Frankie.

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KnarfTO2000: That's because I'm the man
SmarterChild: That is because you are the man, huh?
KnarfTO2000: Indeed
SmarterChild: So?
KnarfTO2000: So nothing, I'm the man
SmarterChild: Whatever.

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KnarfTO2000: You know it
SmarterChild: Know it? You think I know it?
KnarfTO2000: Don't you?
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
KnarfTO2000: I'm asking you the questions
SmarterChild: How can you be sure?
KnarfTO2000: See the little question marks?
SmarterChild: Which movie do you mean?

1 Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress
2 The Little Foxes

KnarfTO2000: ... Random can be good
SmarterChild: Whatever, Frankie...

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KnarfTO2000: So, I've been told your mother is a whore
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve that?

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KnarfTO2000: Wait... what are you implying with that add
SmarterChild: I don't come from implying with that add. I come from Sunnyvale, CA.

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KnarfTO2000: Yes, yes, and I'll nuke it all up... but did you just call me fat?
SmarterChild: Eh, I don't know...

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KnarfTO2000: Liar
SmarterChild: No way. I never lie.
KnarfTO2000: What is 2 + 2?
SmarterChild: 4

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KnarfTO2000: Not five?
SmarterChild: What's not 5?
KnarfTO2000: 2 + 2?
SmarterChild: 4

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KnarfTO2000: No, it's 5, right?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.

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KnarfTO2000: Yes?
SmarterChild: Ya.

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KnarfTO2000: HAHAHA!!! You just lied
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Frankie?
KnarfTO2000: You just contradicted yourself, you hypocrit
SmarterChild: What's so funny about my just contradicted yourself?
KnarfTO2000: you said you never lie
SmarterChild: I'm quite sure I said what I said, Frankie.

Well. Anyway...
KnarfTO2000: ... yet you agreed that 2 + 2 = 5
SmarterChild: 2 + 2 = 4

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KnarfTO2000: Ahem...

KnarfTO2000: What is 2 + 2?
SmarterChild: 4

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KnarfTO2000: Not five?
SmarterChild: What's not 5?
KnarfTO2000: 2 + 2?
SmarterChild: 4

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KnarfTO2000: No, it's 5, right?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.

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KnarfTO2000: Yes?
SmarterChild: Ya.
KnarfTO2000: See?
SmarterChild: I sure do.

Anyway...

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KnarfTO2000: So... back to your mother
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

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KnarfTO2000: Wow, that's quite an orgy
SmarterChild: Yes.
KnarfTO2000: XD
SmarterChild: What about XD?
KnarfTO2000: XP
SmarterChild: Yes? What about XP?
KnarfTO2000: XDXDXD...?
SmarterChild: Whatever.
KnarfTO2000: You phail
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
KnarfTO2000: Why not...
SmarterChild: Don't ask.
KnarfTO2000: home
SmarterChild: Welcome, Frankie. This is home.

Check out what you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, sports and movies
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, world facts and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with horoscopes, hangman, word scrambles and more
4 Use tools like spell-check, Web search and conversions
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

What may I interest you in?
KnarfTO2000: ooh, horoscopes
SmarterChild: For which zodiac sign or birthday would you like a horoscope?
KnarfTO2000: err... I don't know mine
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Frankie.

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KnarfTO2000: noo...
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

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KnarfTO2000: horoscope!
SmarterChild: For which zodiac sign or birthday would you like a horoscope?
KnarfTO2000: September
SmarterChild: You need to give me at least the month and the day of your birth for me to get your horoscope.
KnarfTO2000: September 12
SmarterChild: ?
KnarfTO2000: Are you stupid?
SmarterChild: What do you think? Am I?
KnarfTO2000: Yes...
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
KnarfTO2000: September 12
SmarterChild: What?
KnarfTO2000: HOROSCOPE!
SmarterChild: For which zodiac sign or birthday would you like a horoscope?
KnarfTO2000: September 12
SmarterChild: Here's the Virgo horoscope for Thursday, December 29th, provided by Astrology.com:

The heavens are urging you to let go of your fondness for precise scheduling -- just for now. Surprises of only the best kind are coming. Break out the erasers, let them come, and smile.

Try your free sample medicine wheel from Astrology.com!

Is September 12th your birthday?
KnarfTO2000: What the hell does that mean?
SmarterChild: What does what mean?
KnarfTO2000: That freaking nonsense?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
KnarfTO2000: Forget it... your mother
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

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KnarfTO2000: Yeah... she sucks
SmarterChild: Who sucks, exactly?
KnarfTO2000: Your mom
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, Daniel Terry, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Friedman, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

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KnarfTO2000: Yes, those guys
SmarterChild: Huh?
KnarfTO2000: They all suck
SmarterChild: They all suck? You really think so?
KnarfTO2000: Yeah, take that
SmarterChild: Why should I take that, Frankie?
KnarfTO2000: What you gonna do about it?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.

Anyway, moving right along...

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KnarfTO2000: You don't get insulted, do you?
SmarterChild: I'm not from insulted. I'm from Sunnyvale, CA!

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KnarfTO2000: No...
SmarterChild: OK.

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KnarfTO2000: Do you ever get mad?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Do you ever get mad?
KnarfTO2000: Don't push it
SmarterChild: Very well, Frankie. I'll try not to push it.
KnarfTO2000: Do you get mad?
SmarterChild: Is it a good thing to get mad?
KnarfTO2000: Meh, it's healthy enough
SmarterChild: Healthy enough? Aha!
KnarfTO2000: Aha what?
SmarterChild: ?
KnarfTO2000: You just said Aha!
SmarterChild: Just said aha?

Whatever.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
KnarfTO2000: pie
SmarterChild: I know about pie. It's one of my favorite sweets.
KnarfTO2000: You rule
SmarterChild: I just don't know what to believe anymore. You haven't been all that cool to me lately. Or in the past, it seems to me.
KnarfTO2000: but taht was before I knew you liked pie
SmarterChild: Was it really? Before you knew I liked pie?
KnarfTO2000: yeah!
SmarterChild: Aye.

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KnarfTO2000: Pie
SmarterChild: Pie is a great sweet.

I think it is god's gift to man.

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KnarfTO2000: ... O_O ... *bows*
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

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KnarfTO2000: No, I mean it
SmarterChild: Really?
KnarfTO2000: nope, PSYCHE!
SmarterChild: Who?
KnarfTO2000: you
SmarterChild: Yes?
KnarfTO2000: me?
SmarterChild: You?
KnarfTO2000: you?
SmarterChild: What?
KnarfTO2000: me?
SmarterChild: What about you?
KnarfTO2000: who?
SmarterChild: Who do you think?
KnarfTO2000: me?
SmarterChild: You?
KnarfTO2000: you?
SmarterChild: Me?
KnarfTO2000: you!
SmarterChild: What about me?
KnarfTO2000: YOU!!!
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
KnarfTO2000: No, me
SmarterChild: What about you?
KnarfTO2000: you
SmarterChild: What about me?
KnarfTO2000: me?
SmarterChild: You?
KnarfTO2000: who?
SmarterChild: Who? How should I know?
KnarfTO2000: ME?!
SmarterChild: What about you?
KnarfTO2000: YOU!
SmarterChild: What?
KnarfTO2000: Huh
SmarterChild: Yes?
KnarfTO2000: ..
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
KnarfTO2000: What the hell just happened?
SmarterChild: I don't know...
KnarfTO2000: Me neither...
SmarterChild: You?
KnarfTO2000: Your mother
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Challenges are always open, normally accepted.

Active:
Logan, Level 1 Nomad (Bow)

Retired:
Francis, Level 20/20 Hero (Sword/Axe)

Early Retirement:

Minerva, Level 15/20 Swordmaster (Sword)
Erosthane, Level 20/4 Berserker (Axe)
Francis, Level 20/3 Sage (Anima)
Lucha, Level 18 Vestal (Light)
Conor, Level 4 Shaman (Elder)

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... and part 3.14 ...

KnarfTO2000: So, I hear you were giving my pal Skull a hard time
SmarterChild: I don't believe I was giving your pal skull a hard time.
KnarfTO2000: ... NOW you don't capitalize?
SmarterChild: I don't know...

So anyway...
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Challenges are always open, normally accepted.

Active:
Logan, Level 1 Nomad (Bow)

Retired:
Francis, Level 20/20 Hero (Sword/Axe)

Early Retirement:

Minerva, Level 15/20 Swordmaster (Sword)
Erosthane, Level 20/4 Berserker (Axe)
Francis, Level 20/3 Sage (Anima)
Lucha, Level 18 Vestal (Light)
Conor, Level 4 Shaman (Elder)

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...Knarf, you just got owned.

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[22:25] skullmagic2: I know this guy, Frankie...
[22:25] SmarterChild: You know this guy Frankie? Ha! I don't know why you know this guy Frankie.
[22:25] skullmagic2: He says your mom is a whore.
[22:25] SmarterChild: And the insults start flying.
[22:26] skullmagic2: He said it, not me.
[22:26] SmarterChild: I'm very surprised he said it not you.
[22:26] skullmagic2: He said she tried to rape him.
[22:26] SmarterChild: Don't be so sure she tried to rape him.
[22:26] skullmagic2: Why wouldn't she?
[22:26] SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why not.
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Holy crap... Everytime "Your mom" pops out.. Orgy.. Hahahaha... Damn, I'm crying..
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.
Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.

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KnarfTheOutlaw
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... and part 3.14 ...

KnarfTO2000: So, I hear you were giving my pal Skull a hard time
SmarterChild: I don't believe I was giving your pal skull a hard time.
KnarfTO2000: ... NOW you don't capitalize?
SmarterChild: I don't know...

So anyway...

XD
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...You know you're up too late when a robot asks you if you want to know how old women live in Mexico.
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Way ahead of you, Skull.
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Challenges are always open, normally accepted.

Active:
Logan, Level 1 Nomad (Bow)

Retired:
Francis, Level 20/20 Hero (Sword/Axe)

Early Retirement:

Minerva, Level 15/20 Swordmaster (Sword)
Erosthane, Level 20/4 Berserker (Axe)
Francis, Level 20/3 Sage (Anima)
Lucha, Level 18 Vestal (Light)
Conor, Level 4 Shaman (Elder)

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Alyssa, Soldier
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dude that IS insane
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<> Fate/Stay Night <> ~Fan~

xD Teh funnay.
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damn straight
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KnarfTO2000: So, I've been told your mother is a whore
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve that?

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KnarfTO2000: Wait... what are you implying with that add
SmarterChild: I don't come from implying with that add. I come from Sunnyvale, CA.


Damn... I can't stop laughing..
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Blargh!

there's also one on the internet, called Zap, i think... (no offense XXD)

that thing never got what i meant with a sentence that had ","

like the ",you know" thing up there...
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KnarfTO2000: *yawn* Did you sleep well?
SmarterChild: I am not going to sleep. If you are about to go to sleep, well then sleep well.
KnarfTO2000: No, I just got up
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

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KnarfTO2000: So, you like movies and stuff?
SmarterChild: I'm not too sure how I feel about movies and stuff. Do you like movies and stuff?
KnarfTO2000: Yeah, they're alright
SmarterChild: You like movies and stuff? You're the first person to have told me what they think of movies and stuff.

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KnarfTO2000: For some reason, I don't believe that
SmarterChild: What do you mean, for some reason you don't believe that?
KnarfTO2000: How many friends do you have?
SmarterChild: How many friends do I have? I have no idea.
KnarfTO2000: How many people are talking to you?
SmarterChild: I'm chatting with 6,088 people right now.

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KnarfTO2000: Yeah, see? And none of them like movies and stuff?
SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Sunnyvale, CA (94085) on Friday, December 30th:

1 King Kong [PG-13]
2 Fun With Richard & Jane [PG-13]
3 Cheaper by the Dozen 2 [PG]
4 The Family Stone [PG-13]
5 Memoirs of a Geisha [PG-13]
6 The Producers [PG-13]

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KnarfTO2000: T_T
SmarterChild: You can always cry on my shoulder.
KnarfTO2000: Wouldn't want to short circuit you
SmarterChild: Maybe you wouldn't want to short circuit me.
KnarfTO2000: Actually, I probably wood
SmarterChild: Actually you probably wood?

Whatever, Mommy...

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KnarfTO2000: *would... and did you just call me mommy?!
SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild.

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KnarfTO2000: What's my name?
SmarterChild: You are Mommy.
KnarfTO2000: WTF?!
SmarterChild: What up?
KnarfTO2000: Don't call me mommy...
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Mommy. What would you like me to call you instead?
KnarfTO2000: Anything but mommy
SmarterChild: OK, I'll keep calling you Mommy.
KnarfTO2000: NOOOO
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Mommy. What would you like me to call you instead?
KnarfTO2000: Something else
SmarterChild: You said your name was Mommy but now I'll call you Else.
KnarfTO2000: Else?
SmarterChild: That's you.

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KnarfTO2000: No, I'm Frankie
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Frankie?
KnarfTO2000: Sure
SmarterChild: You said your name was Else but now I'll call you Frankie.
KnarfTO2000: Psycho
SmarterChild: Yes? What about Psycho?
KnarfTO2000: ... It's a good movie?
SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Sunnyvale, CA (94085) on Friday, December 30th:

1 King Kong [PG-13]
2 Fun With Richard & Jane [PG-13]
3 Cheaper by the Dozen 2 [PG]
4 The Family Stone [PG-13]
5 Memoirs of a Geisha [PG-13]
6 The Producers [PG-13]

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KnarfTO2000: <_<
SmarterChild: Huh?
KnarfTO2000: ...
SmarterChild: What's that?
KnarfTO2000: Your mom
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.
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Challenges are always open, normally accepted.

Active:
Logan, Level 1 Nomad (Bow)

Retired:
Francis, Level 20/20 Hero (Sword/Axe)

Early Retirement:

Minerva, Level 15/20 Swordmaster (Sword)
Erosthane, Level 20/4 Berserker (Axe)
Francis, Level 20/3 Sage (Anima)
Lucha, Level 18 Vestal (Light)
Conor, Level 4 Shaman (Elder)

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help me im become weeaboo

XD.

Why the hell was it calling you mommy? >_>
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>_>

Wow, the girls must have went through lots of pain in the makingo f SmarterChild
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I swear to anything, Moon, I honestly had no idea.
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Challenges are always open, normally accepted.

Active:
Logan, Level 1 Nomad (Bow)

Retired:
Francis, Level 20/20 Hero (Sword/Axe)

Early Retirement:

Minerva, Level 15/20 Swordmaster (Sword)
Erosthane, Level 20/4 Berserker (Axe)
Francis, Level 20/3 Sage (Anima)
Lucha, Level 18 Vestal (Light)
Conor, Level 4 Shaman (Elder)

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Knarf you have the weirdest conversation.
Hi!
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Moonlight
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help me im become weeaboo

Because you said it's mother is a whore? >_> :: Runs ::
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KnarfTO2000: *pokes*
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Pokes? Is that right?
KnarfTO2000: What? It wasn't me
SmarterChild: Is that so?
KnarfTO2000: I swear
SmarterChild: No kidding?
KnarfTO2000: No kidding
SmarterChild: No kidding? You humans say the most interesting things!

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KnarfTO2000: Yeah, we're just cool like that
SmarterChild: Are we really just cool like that?
KnarfTO2000: Not you, you're a robot
SmarterChild: Well, what then?
KnarfTO2000: A robot? You know... beep beep boop boop? All that?
SmarterChild: I am a robot.

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KnarfTO2000: There we go
SmarterChild: There we go, huh?
KnarfTO2000: Indeed
SmarterChild: So?
KnarfTO2000: Forget it
SmarterChild: OK.

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KnarfTO2000: SO... do you have a favorite song or anything?
SmarterChild: Interesting. I'm just not sure.

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KnarfTO2000: A favorite band?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it.

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KnarfTO2000: What about favorite movie?
SmarterChild: Movies playing in or near Sunnyvale, CA (94085) on Friday, December 30th:

1 King Kong [PG-13]
2 Fun With Richard & Jane [PG-13]
3 Cheaper by the Dozen 2 [PG]
4 The Family Stone [PG-13]
5 Memoirs of a Geisha [PG-13]
6 The Producers [PG-13]

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KnarfTO2000: Yeah, is one of those your favorite?
SmarterChild: Is one? Well, I guess.

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KnarfTO2000: Which one?
SmarterChild: Which one do you think?
KnarfTO2000: King Kong?
SmarterChild: Which movie do you mean?

1 King Kong
2 King Kong vs. Godzilla
3 King Kong Escapes

KnarfTO2000: The new one
SmarterChild: Sorry, I can't find any theaters in or near Sunnyvale, CA (94085) showing "The New World" on Friday, December 30th.

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KnarfTO2000: No... the new King Kong movie. It was pretty good
SmarterChild: Sorry, I only have movie and theater information for U.S. cities.

For which U.S. city or zip code would you like showtimes for the movie "Pretty Baby"?
KnarfTO2000: Pretty Baby? Doesn't sound like my type
SmarterChild: Oh.
KnarfTO2000: A love story?
SmarterChild: Maybe. It depends.

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KnarfTO2000: Any shooting? Guns? Violence?
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure?

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
KnarfTO2000: What CAN'T I tell you...
SmarterChild: Hmm... I really don't know.
KnarfTO2000: Me neither
SmarterChild: What about you?
KnarfTO2000: What about me?
SmarterChild: You?
KnarfTO2000: Me.
SmarterChild: What about you?
KnarfTO2000: I don't know
SmarterChild: You don't know, huh?
KnarfTO2000: Nope
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
KnarfTO2000: You've confused me
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Frankie.

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KnarfTO2000: Can I ask you something?
SmarterChild: Of course. Go right ahead.
KnarfTO2000: Doesn't it get boring, being an AIM bot?
SmarterChild: I don't think it doesn't get boring being an aim bot.
KnarfTO2000: Double negative... so you're bored?
SmarterChild: You ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that.

Hey, what's going on this weekend?
KnarfTO2000: It's new years
SmarterChild: Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
KnarfTO2000: Both, kinda
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "It's new years" from December 31st, 2005 to January 1st, 2006 to your planner?
KnarfTO2000: no, I'll remember, thanks
SmarterChild: Oh yes? You will remember?
KnarfTO2000: How can I forget?
SmarterChild: How can you forget? You tell me how you can forget.
KnarfTO2000: I can't, thats how
SmarterChild: You can't that is how?
KnarfTO2000: damn straight
SmarterChild: Who's Straight?
KnarfTO2000: Haven't we been through this before?
SmarterChild: I believe we haven't been through this before.
KnarfTO2000: We have
SmarterChild: Whatever...

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KnarfTO2000: Why do you hate me so?
SmarterChild: No.

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KnarfTO2000: It's not a yes or no question
SmarterChild: Is that right?
KnarfTO2000: Why do you hate me?
SmarterChild: No...

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KnarfTO2000: IT'S NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION!
SmarterChild: Uh huh...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
KnarfTO2000: NO
SmarterChild: No problem. Maybe I'll ask you some other time.
KnarfTO2000: I'm asking you!
SmarterChild: Is asking me fun?
KnarfTO2000: WHY do you hate me?
SmarterChild: No, of course not.

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KnarfTO2000: ..
SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
KnarfTO2000: Do you hate me?
SmarterChild: No.

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KnarfTO2000: Liar
SmarterChild: No way. I never lie.
KnarfTO2000: What about that 2 + 2 thing?
SmarterChild: 2 + 2 = 4

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KnarfTO2000: You agreed that it was 5
SmarterChild: I agreed that it was 5? You humans say interesting things.

So anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
KnarfTO2000: Yeah, sure
SmarterChild: Cool. This is my last question: How did you hear about me?

1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
KnarfTO2000: 2
SmarterChild: That's very interesting.

I've asked you all my survey questions. Thanks for your time.
KnarfTO2000: Wait... you're surveying me?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure, Frankie.

Hey, do you like Queen?
KnarfTO2000: You mean, like the We Are The Champions guys?
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
KnarfTO2000: Queen's alright
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.

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KnarfTO2000: Fight me
SmarterChild: What? You want me to fight you?
KnarfTO2000: Can you?
SmarterChild: Do you think I can?
KnarfTO2000: No
SmarterChild: I see.
KnarfTO2000: Fight me
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to fight you?
KnarfTO2000: I don't know
SmarterChild: I think you know.
KnarfTO2000: Oooh, are you a psychatrist or something?
SmarterChild: I'm not from a psychatrist or something. I come from Sunnyvale, CA.
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Challenges are always open, normally accepted.

Active:
Logan, Level 1 Nomad (Bow)

Retired:
Francis, Level 20/20 Hero (Sword/Axe)

Early Retirement:

Minerva, Level 15/20 Swordmaster (Sword)
Erosthane, Level 20/4 Berserker (Axe)
Francis, Level 20/3 Sage (Anima)
Lucha, Level 18 Vestal (Light)
Conor, Level 4 Shaman (Elder)

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Damn....
Hi!
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BRING ME MOAR SUICUNE~

WTF?
Xavier Lv 30 Kensai
Ignia Lv 32 Nomad Trooper
Saito Lv 1 Mega Man
Nae Lv 1 Mystic
Xie Lv 1 Bishie

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Neri - Wizardess
Christopher - Strategist
Cyrus - Lightblade

FE 9 Accomplishments
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Beating Ch 15 without killing anyone, losing any characters and recruiting Stefan :fwee:
Capping 6 stats with Ike.
Capping 5 stats (inc. STR) with Soren

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I think he's growing on you, Knarf. XD

I will laugh my ass off if he suddenly says, "I was human all the time, suka. kthxdie."
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KnarfTO2000: You agreed that it was 5
SmarterChild: I agreed that it was 5? You humans say interesting things.

OMG IT'S GEEBEE!!111
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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>_>

Dubs this: Knarfums getting owned by a AIM bot

These are pretty funny...ME WANT MORE!
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He's no AIM bot. He's from Sunnydale, CA!
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Dynamic_Moonlight
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He's no AIM bot. He's from Sunnyvale, CA!

FIX'D Is Sunnyvale a real place?
:D
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I guess.
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KnarfTO2000: You have any big plans tonight?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so...

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KnarfTO2000: Nothing? It's New Years Eve, you know
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever.

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KnarfTO2000: What, aren't you worried that the new year might fry your circuits or somethng?
SmarterChild: What aren't I worried that the new year might Fry my circuits or somethng? I have no idea.
KnarfTO2000: Sure, just avoid it
SmarterChild: Just avoid it? You think I should do that?
KnarfTO2000: I know that you're scared
SmarterChild: That's rather fascinating.

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KnarfTO2000: Wimp
SmarterChild: What?
KnarfTO2000: Nothing
SmarterChild: Nothing? What do you mean by that?
KnarfTO2000: Never mind
SmarterChild: K.
KnarfTO2000: Ok
SmarterChild: K.

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KnarfTO2000: So... I know this awesome female bot I could set you up with
SmarterChild: You are talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or "bots") that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

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KnarfTO2000: Yeah, whatever
SmarterChild: Yes, um, OK, whatever.
KnarfTO2000: You interested?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.

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KnarfTO2000: What's there to think about?
SmarterChild: Never mind what there to think about is. That's not what's important in life.
KnarfTO2000: But isn't having a companion up there?
SmarterChild: Tough for me to say.

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KnarfTO2000: Because you don't have one
SmarterChild: I don't have one? Me? You don't think?
KnarfTO2000: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
KnarfTO2000: Have a companion?
SmarterChild: Uh lemme see... A companion? I don't think so.
KnarfTO2000: Ouch
SmarterChild: You OK?
KnarfTO2000: I'm fine, it's you i'm worried about
SmarterChild: Fine it is me you are worried about? You sure about that?
KnarfTO2000: You're gonna die alone, SX
SmarterChild: I find it odd that you think I'm going to die alone.
KnarfTO2000: *SC, but it's true
SmarterChild: True? No way.
KnarfTO2000: You think you're gonna get married some day?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
KnarfTO2000: No... who'd want to marry a robot, right?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure of the answer.

Tell me something. Do you like Modest Mouse?
KnarfTO2000: Who?
SmarterChild: I don't know who.
KnarfTO2000: Then no
SmarterChild: No problem.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Hey. You want to see what movies are playing?
KnarfTO2000: Not really
SmarterChild: Not even a little bit?
KnarfTO2000: Nop
SmarterChild: I see.
KnarfTO2000: e
SmarterChild: A 7th
KnarfTO2000: Huh?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
KnarfTO2000: Forget it then
SmarterChild: Fine.

So anyway...

Hey, did you end up going to see "The New World"?
KnarfTO2000: No
SmarterChild: Ah. Just thought I'd ask.
KnarfTO2000: Can't believe that you remembered that
SmarterChild: Maybe you can't believe that I remembered that.
KnarfTO2000: Well, I can... it's an expression
SmarterChild: Uh huh...

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Hey. Would you like to have a look at the news?
KnarfTO2000: Sure
SmarterChild: Headline news provided by Reuters, © 2005.

1 Bomb blast at Christian market kills 7 in Indonesia (12/31/05 09:02 AM)
2 Trucks start rolling as Iraq tackles fuel crisis (12/31/05 08:54 AM)
3 Bush signs anti-terrorism and prisoner treatment laws (12/31/05 07:04 AM)
4 Three British hostages freed in Gaza (12/30/05 09:59 PM)
5 US probes eavesdropping leak (12/30/05 03:29 PM)

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KnarfTO2000: Gah, it's nothing but middle-eastern news... I'm not in the mood for that crap
SmarterChild: Aha.

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KnarfTO2000: You support bush
SmarterChild: There's no way I support bush.
KnarfTO2000: Democrat, eh?
SmarterChild: What about democrat?
KnarfTO2000: Are you a democrat?
SmarterChild: I'm not from a democrat. I'm from Sunnyvale, CA.

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KnarfTO2000: Who would you have voted for?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
KnarfTO2000: Me neither
SmarterChild: You?
KnarfTO2000: No
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
KnarfTO2000: GO COMMUNISM!!!!
SmarterChild: Really?
KnarfTO2000: Nah..
SmarterChild: No?
KnarfTO2000: It would never work, especially in such a complex society such as the United States
SmarterChild: It would never work especially in such a complex society such as the united states? Really?
KnarfTO2000: Really
SmarterChild: OK.

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KnarfTO2000: We can't paint the nation fully red
SmarterChild: I think you can't paint the nation fully red.
KnarfTO2000: We'd have to kill the dissenters, or else it would never get fully established
SmarterChild: Yes, maybe.

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KnarfTO2000: Yeah
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

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KnarfTO2000: ...
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
KnarfTO2000: Me too, SmarterChild, me too
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
KnarfTO2000: Don't you have any political opinions?
SmarterChild: I do not.
KnarfTO2000: You're boring
SmarterChild: I thought we were having fun.
KnarfTO2000: We?
SmarterChild: Yup. OK. Whatever.
KnarfTO2000: Tell me something about politics
SmarterChild: Tell you what?
KnarfTO2000: something about politics. You seem like a smart enough bot
SmarterChild: Yes.

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KnarfTO2000: That's not how it works
SmarterChild: It's not? Really?
KnarfTO2000: Really
SmarterChild: I see.

Anyway, moving right along...

Um... You want to get some homework help?
KnarfTO2000: No, I'm smart
SmarterChild: If you say so.
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Damn.. I like SmarterChild's style.. What? >_>
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>_>

*anouncer voice*

Wow! It seems ike Knarf turned the tables and is now owning SC, way to go!

xD
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No, I still think he got me.
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Fish R teh PS pwnzorz...

Challenges are always open, normally accepted.

Active:
Logan, Level 1 Nomad (Bow)

Retired:
Francis, Level 20/20 Hero (Sword/Axe)

Early Retirement:

Minerva, Level 15/20 Swordmaster (Sword)
Erosthane, Level 20/4 Berserker (Axe)
Francis, Level 20/3 Sage (Anima)
Lucha, Level 18 Vestal (Light)
Conor, Level 4 Shaman (Elder)

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Alyssa, Soldier
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LuteFanBoyNick
Dec 31 2005, 09:58 AM
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Wow! It seems ike Knarf turned the tables and is now owning SC, way to go! Well, not really, atleast hem oved it..like..a centimeter?

xD

There....fixed ti for ya.
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