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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 30 2005, 08:22 PM (226 Views) | |
| Gigs | Dec 30 2005, 08:22 PM Post #1 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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So, a woman can marry a dolphin, but a woman can't marry a woman? |
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| Serene Steelzard | Dec 30 2005, 08:27 PM Post #2 |
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... uh-huh.
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Er...I mean, that's perverted, and wrong. |
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| Eusine | Dec 30 2005, 08:32 PM Post #3 |
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BRING ME MOAR SUICUNE~
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THE DOLPHINS ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD! WHY WOULD YOU MARRY THEM? |
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Xavier Lv 30 Kensai Ignia Lv 32 Nomad Trooper Saito Lv 1 Mega Man Nae Lv 1 Mystic Xie Lv 1 Bishie RP Only ----------- Neri - Wizardess Christopher - Strategist Cyrus - Lightblade FE 9 Accomplishments ------------------------- Beating Ch 15 without killing anyone, losing any characters and recruiting Stefan ![]() Capping 6 stats with Ike. Capping 5 stats (inc. STR) with Soren Feed Me!![]() ![]() Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today! | |
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| Heroman | Dec 30 2005, 08:33 PM Post #4 |
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be wary of amazing chest
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Me: ... *shotguns humanity* |
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| Wolt | Dec 30 2005, 08:36 PM Post #5 |
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The official Archer of FEABL.
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Thats just wrong on so many levels. I can't even imagine how stupid they are. |
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| Crimmy | Dec 30 2005, 08:37 PM Post #6 |
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sausages, nanako
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More people that want to be famous/on TV. |
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Matthias, Level 17 Nomad Fina, Level 9 Soldier Ulrich, Level 1 Knight | |
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| Gigs | Dec 30 2005, 08:38 PM Post #7 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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Wow, she's from England... And here I thought she'd be from some redneck state... |
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| Serene Steelzard | Dec 30 2005, 08:39 PM Post #8 |
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... uh-huh.
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...I'm actually not surprised at that. |
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| Eusine | Dec 30 2005, 08:42 PM Post #9 |
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BRING ME MOAR SUICUNE~
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I dont want to know what kind of children they would have. |
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Xavier Lv 30 Kensai Ignia Lv 32 Nomad Trooper Saito Lv 1 Mega Man Nae Lv 1 Mystic Xie Lv 1 Bishie RP Only ----------- Neri - Wizardess Christopher - Strategist Cyrus - Lightblade FE 9 Accomplishments ------------------------- Beating Ch 15 without killing anyone, losing any characters and recruiting Stefan ![]() Capping 6 stats with Ike. Capping 5 stats (inc. STR) with Soren Feed Me!![]() ![]() Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today! | |
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| Gigs | Dec 30 2005, 08:42 PM Post #10 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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Can dolphins even get humans pregnant? Nevermind, I don't want to know... |
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| KJ456 | Dec 30 2005, 08:44 PM Post #11 |
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh
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Looks like someone needs to learn a few dictionary definitions. |
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| Crimmy | Dec 30 2005, 08:44 PM Post #12 |
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sausages, nanako
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*Goes to find some Anatomy Journals* |
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Matthias, Level 17 Nomad Fina, Level 9 Soldier Ulrich, Level 1 Knight | |
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| Gigs | Dec 30 2005, 08:45 PM Post #13 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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It's obvious she's not quite right in the head... As are all the people who didn't try to stop her... |
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| Eusine | Dec 30 2005, 08:47 PM Post #14 |
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BRING ME MOAR SUICUNE~
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As with all thinges, anything is possible when you have enough money. Doesnt necissarily mean it's smart though. |
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Xavier Lv 30 Kensai Ignia Lv 32 Nomad Trooper Saito Lv 1 Mega Man Nae Lv 1 Mystic Xie Lv 1 Bishie RP Only ----------- Neri - Wizardess Christopher - Strategist Cyrus - Lightblade FE 9 Accomplishments ------------------------- Beating Ch 15 without killing anyone, losing any characters and recruiting Stefan ![]() Capping 6 stats with Ike. Capping 5 stats (inc. STR) with Soren Feed Me!![]() ![]() Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today! | |
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| Serene Steelzard | Dec 30 2005, 08:50 PM Post #15 |
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... uh-huh.
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A dolphin and a human are from two different species. Even if they did find some sick way to interbreed (*shudders*), it either wouldn't work, or their offspring would be a freak and infertile. The fact that dolphins and humans are so different physically speaking, means that interbreeding is pretty much impossibly, thank god. Biology is full of useless crap. |
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| Heroman | Dec 30 2005, 08:51 PM Post #16 |
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Me: Hey, if someone wants to marry a dolphin, that's dandy. But the blatant hypocrisy of people just standing by and letting it happen while many more reasonable marriage requests are being denied is what makes me angry. |
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| Kinkajou | Dec 30 2005, 08:53 PM Post #17 |
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I make iron women out of iron maidens
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... ... ... ... ... ...EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! *goes to vomit* |
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"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice." Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice" | |
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| Steelesaber | Dec 30 2005, 08:53 PM Post #18 |
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SQUAWK?
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...As much as I wish I could disagree with the "more reasonable" part, I have to agree with Adder there. And Shade. And Serene. |
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| Gigs | Dec 30 2005, 08:54 PM Post #19 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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Different species have been known to have offbreeds... Don't ask me to give an example... |
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| Vicas | Dec 30 2005, 08:55 PM Post #20 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Zonkey. Zebra + Donkey It exists. |
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| Je414 | Dec 30 2005, 08:55 PM Post #21 |
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*Yawn*
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. . . I really am . . . quite disgusted . . . |
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Wut? Characters? Everyone's doing it. | |
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| Heroman | Dec 30 2005, 08:56 PM Post #22 |
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Me: Ligers are teh pwn. >_> And between you, me, and the grand piano, I think it's pretty gross too. Blech. And I think the dolphin thinks so too. That could be classified as animal abuse. |
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| Serene Steelzard | Dec 30 2005, 08:57 PM Post #23 |
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... uh-huh.
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Like I said, two different species can produce offspring, but they are infertile. Like a mule. The offspring is always infertile because it's cells doesn't know which sex organs it should have. There are mutants, but they're different things entirely. Ligars and zonkeys are infertile. They can't reproduce. |
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| Vicas | Dec 30 2005, 08:57 PM Post #24 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Depends on what she does with it. Hey, someone's gotta say these things. |
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| Steelesaber | Dec 30 2005, 08:57 PM Post #25 |
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SQUAWK?
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Zebras and Donkeys are actually similarish species. So are lions and tigers. (The Liger, people!) But humans and dolphins? Oh. Heck. No. And Je, send me some of that plutonium when you get it. |
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| Je414 | Dec 30 2005, 08:58 PM Post #26 |
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*Yawn*
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I'm opting for Napalm instead . . . it's cheaper . . . <.<; |
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Wut? Characters? Everyone's doing it. | |
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| Gigs | Dec 30 2005, 08:58 PM Post #27 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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Eh, there's been worse freaks then Zonkeys, Ligers, and Mules... *shudders loudly* |
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| KJ456 | Dec 30 2005, 08:59 PM Post #28 |
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh
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Hey, did the dolphin ever agree to that? I hear the dolphin is the earth's one intelligent race. Aside from mice, but they're actually aliens who run experiments on us, cleverly disguising themselves as the test subjects. Or so I've heard. Anyways, my point is that the dolphin would probably go "Aw hell naw! That's just sick!", if it was capable of communicating with men. |
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| Vicas | Dec 30 2005, 08:59 PM Post #29 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Yeah, I know about some of those... |
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| Serene Steelzard | Dec 30 2005, 08:59 PM Post #30 |
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Yes, but, again, they'd be infertile. No reproducing for the freaks. |
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| Je414 | Dec 30 2005, 09:00 PM Post #31 |
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*Yawn*
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I . . . most . . . certainly . . . don't . . . want . . . to . . . know . . . Gigs . . . |
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| Gigs | Dec 30 2005, 09:01 PM Post #32 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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No you don't. I didn't want to know either. |
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| Vicas | Dec 30 2005, 09:03 PM Post #33 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Yeah, some things out there would make FMA chimeras cringe. |
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| Heroman | Dec 30 2005, 09:05 PM Post #34 |
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Me: That's exactly what I was thinking. Except for those blatantly obvious HHGTTG references. >__>; |
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| KJ456 | Dec 30 2005, 09:20 PM Post #35 |
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh
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Why, whatever do you mean? <_<;; |
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| Eusine | Dec 30 2005, 10:28 PM Post #36 |
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BRING ME MOAR SUICUNE~
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I wonder how somebody would go through a divorce to a dolphin.... Dont both parties have to sign? What half of the assets would the dolphin get? |
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Xavier Lv 30 Kensai Ignia Lv 32 Nomad Trooper Saito Lv 1 Mega Man Nae Lv 1 Mystic Xie Lv 1 Bishie RP Only ----------- Neri - Wizardess Christopher - Strategist Cyrus - Lightblade FE 9 Accomplishments ------------------------- Beating Ch 15 without killing anyone, losing any characters and recruiting Stefan ![]() Capping 6 stats with Ike. Capping 5 stats (inc. STR) with Soren Feed Me!![]() ![]() Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today! | |
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| Gigs | Dec 30 2005, 11:53 PM Post #37 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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More crazy stuff: A man got shot in the head and didn't notice the bullet?! *blames LUE for these links* |
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| Moonlight | Dec 31 2005, 12:00 AM Post #38 |
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help me im become weeaboo
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I remember seeing this article on how to do it with a dolphin. Don't ask. OK, it was a link on one of GFAQ's social boards. |
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I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now. Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.
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| LuteFanBoyNick | Dec 31 2005, 12:18 AM Post #39 |
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>_>
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^Reason infinitie why I don't go to gamefaqs at least once a month. ??? The lady dies when tyhey called? SDucide? Murderer stil lthere? |
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| skullmagic2 | Dec 31 2005, 12:24 AM Post #40 |
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I'm not the admin FEABL needs. I'm the one it deserves.
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Dolphins are mammals. In response to the shot in the head thing: I heard a story about some guy in the 90's who was a WW2 veteran. He got a concussion or something and when he went to the doctor they found a bullet in his occipital. Apparently he'd been shot in the back of the head fifty fifty years earlier and never noticed, probably thinking he just got whacked or something, and then the bullethole must've healed over. |
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| Eusine | Dec 31 2005, 12:26 AM Post #41 |
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The lady was dead of a self inflicted gun shot wound to the head. Therefore it is suicide. One wonders how you could get shot in the forehead and not notice it though.... |
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Xavier Lv 30 Kensai Ignia Lv 32 Nomad Trooper Saito Lv 1 Mega Man Nae Lv 1 Mystic Xie Lv 1 Bishie RP Only ----------- Neri - Wizardess Christopher - Strategist Cyrus - Lightblade FE 9 Accomplishments ------------------------- Beating Ch 15 without killing anyone, losing any characters and recruiting Stefan ![]() Capping 6 stats with Ike. Capping 5 stats (inc. STR) with Soren Feed Me!![]() ![]() Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today! | |
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