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More proof that people are nuts...
Topic Started: Dec 30 2005, 08:22 PM (226 Views)
Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

So, a woman can marry a dolphin, but a woman can't marry a woman?
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Serene Steelzard
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... uh-huh.

Damn, there goes my hopes for marrying the woman of my dreams. Guess I'll have to settle for a dolphin.

Er...I mean, that's perverted, and wrong.
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Eusine
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BRING ME MOAR SUICUNE~

THE DOLPHINS ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD! WHY WOULD YOU MARRY THEM?
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Heroman
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be wary of amazing chest

Me: ...

*shotguns humanity*
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Wolt
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The official Archer of FEABL.

Thats just wrong on so many levels. I can't even imagine how stupid they are.
Hi!
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Crimmy
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sausages, nanako

More people that want to be famous/on TV.
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Wow, she's from England...

And here I thought she'd be from some redneck state...
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Serene Steelzard
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... uh-huh.

GigaShadow555
Dec 30 2005, 10:38 PM
Wow, she's from England...

And here I thought she'd be from some redneck state...

...I'm actually not surprised at that.
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Eusine
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BRING ME MOAR SUICUNE~

I dont want to know what kind of children they would have.
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Nae Lv 1 Mystic
Xie Lv 1 Bishie

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Neri - Wizardess
Christopher - Strategist
Cyrus - Lightblade

FE 9 Accomplishments
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Beating Ch 15 without killing anyone, losing any characters and recruiting Stefan :fwee:
Capping 6 stats with Ike.
Capping 5 stats (inc. STR) with Soren

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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Can dolphins even get humans pregnant?

Nevermind, I don't want to know...
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KJ456
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

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I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert.

Looks like someone needs to learn a few dictionary definitions.
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Crimmy
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sausages, nanako

*Goes to find some Anatomy Journals*
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Gigs
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KJ456
Dec 30 2005, 05:44 PM
Crazy Lady
 
I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert.

Looks like someone needs to learn a few dictionary definitions.

It's obvious she's not quite right in the head...

As are all the people who didn't try to stop her...
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Eusine
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BRING ME MOAR SUICUNE~

As with all thinges, anything is possible when you have enough money. Doesnt necissarily mean it's smart though.
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Saito Lv 1 Mega Man
Nae Lv 1 Mystic
Xie Lv 1 Bishie

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Neri - Wizardess
Christopher - Strategist
Cyrus - Lightblade

FE 9 Accomplishments
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Beating Ch 15 without killing anyone, losing any characters and recruiting Stefan :fwee:
Capping 6 stats with Ike.
Capping 5 stats (inc. STR) with Soren

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Serene Steelzard
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... uh-huh.

A dolphin and a human are from two different species. Even if they did find some sick way to interbreed (*shudders*), it either wouldn't work, or their offspring would be a freak and infertile. The fact that dolphins and humans are so different physically speaking, means that interbreeding is pretty much impossibly, thank god.

Biology is full of useless crap.
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Me: Hey, if someone wants to marry a dolphin, that's dandy. But the blatant hypocrisy of people just standing by and letting it happen while many more reasonable marriage requests are being denied is what makes me angry.
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

... ... ... ... ... ...EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! *goes to vomit*
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Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Steelesaber
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SQUAWK?

...As much as I wish I could disagree with the "more reasonable" part, I have to agree with Adder there.

And Shade.

And Serene.

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Gigs
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Serene_Dragon
Dec 30 2005, 05:50 PM
A dolphin and a human are from two different species. Even if they did find some sick way to interbreed (*shudders*), it either wouldn't work, or their offspring would be a freak and infertile. The fact that dolphins and humans are so different physically speaking, means that interbreeding is pretty much impossibly, thank god.

Biology is full of useless crap.

Different species have been known to have offbreeds...

Don't ask me to give an example...
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Zonkey.

Zebra + Donkey

It exists.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Je414
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*Yawn*

. . . I really am . . . quite disgusted . . .
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Everyone's doing it.
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Heroman
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Me: Ligers are teh pwn. >_>

And between you, me, and the grand piano, I think it's pretty gross too. Blech.

And I think the dolphin thinks so too. That could be classified as animal abuse.
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Serene Steelzard
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... uh-huh.

GigaShadow555
Dec 30 2005, 10:54 PM
Serene_Dragon
Dec 30 2005, 05:50 PM
A dolphin and a human are from two different species. Even if they did find some sick way to interbreed (*shudders*), it either wouldn't work, or their offspring would be a freak and infertile. The fact that dolphins and humans are so different physically speaking, means that interbreeding is pretty much impossibly, thank god.

Biology is full of useless crap.

Different species have been known to have offbreeds...

Don't ask me to give an example...

Like I said, two different species can produce offspring, but they are infertile. Like a mule. The offspring is always infertile because it's cells doesn't know which sex organs it should have. There are mutants, but they're different things entirely.

Ligars and zonkeys are infertile. They can't reproduce.
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Depends on what she does with it.

Hey, someone's gotta say these things.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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SQUAWK?

Vicas
Dec 30 2005, 05:55 PM
Zonkey.

Zebra + Donkey

It exists.

Zebras and Donkeys are actually similarish species. So are lions and tigers. (The Liger, people!) But humans and dolphins?

Oh.
Heck.
No.

And Je, send me some of that plutonium when you get it.

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Je414
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*Yawn*

I'm opting for Napalm instead . . . it's cheaper . . . <.<;
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Eh, there's been worse freaks then Zonkeys, Ligers, and Mules...

*shudders loudly*
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KJ456
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

Hey, did the dolphin ever agree to that? I hear the dolphin is the earth's one intelligent race. Aside from mice, but they're actually aliens who run experiments on us, cleverly disguising themselves as the test subjects. Or so I've heard.

Anyways, my point is that the dolphin would probably go "Aw hell naw! That's just sick!", if it was capable of communicating with men.
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Yeah, I know about some of those...
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Serene Steelzard
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... uh-huh.

Yes, but, again, they'd be infertile. No reproducing for the freaks.
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Je414
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*Yawn*

I . . . most . . . certainly . . . don't . . . want . . . to . . . know . . . Gigs . . .
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Everyone's doing it.
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Je414
Dec 30 2005, 06:00 PM
I . . . most . . . certainly . . . don't . . . want . . . to . . . know . . . Gigs . . .

No you don't. I didn't want to know either.
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Yeah, some things out there would make FMA chimeras cringe.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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KJ456
Dec 30 2005, 02:59 PM
Hey, did the dolphin ever agree to that? I hear the dolphin is the earth's one intelligent race. Aside from mice, but they're actually aliens who run experiments on us, cleverly disguising themselves as the test subjects. Or so I've heard.

Anyways, my point is that the dolphin would probably go "Aw hell naw! That's just sick!", if it was capable of communicating with men.

Me: That's exactly what I was thinking.
Except for those blatantly obvious HHGTTG references. >__>;
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KJ456
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

Why, whatever do you mean?

<_<;;
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Eusine
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BRING ME MOAR SUICUNE~

I wonder how somebody would go through a divorce to a dolphin.... Dont both parties have to sign? What half of the assets would the dolphin get?
Xavier Lv 30 Kensai
Ignia Lv 32 Nomad Trooper
Saito Lv 1 Mega Man
Nae Lv 1 Mystic
Xie Lv 1 Bishie

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Neri - Wizardess
Christopher - Strategist
Cyrus - Lightblade

FE 9 Accomplishments
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Beating Ch 15 without killing anyone, losing any characters and recruiting Stefan :fwee:
Capping 6 stats with Ike.
Capping 5 stats (inc. STR) with Soren

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Gigs
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More crazy stuff: A man got shot in the head and didn't notice the bullet?!

*blames LUE for these links*
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Moonlight
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help me im become weeaboo

I remember seeing this article on how to do it with a dolphin. Don't ask. OK, it was a link on one of GFAQ's social boards.
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>_>

^Reason infinitie why I don't go to gamefaqs at least once a month.

??? The lady dies when tyhey called? SDucide? Murderer stil lthere?

:D
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Dolphins are mammals.

In response to the shot in the head thing: I heard a story about some guy in the 90's who was a WW2 veteran. He got a concussion or something and when he went to the doctor they found a bullet in his occipital. Apparently he'd been shot in the back of the head fifty fifty years earlier and never noticed, probably thinking he just got whacked or something, and then the bullethole must've healed over.
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The lady was dead of a self inflicted gun shot wound to the head. Therefore it is suicide.


One wonders how you could get shot in the forehead and not notice it though....
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Saito Lv 1 Mega Man
Nae Lv 1 Mystic
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Christopher - Strategist
Cyrus - Lightblade

FE 9 Accomplishments
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Beating Ch 15 without killing anyone, losing any characters and recruiting Stefan :fwee:
Capping 6 stats with Ike.
Capping 5 stats (inc. STR) with Soren

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