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Topic Started: Jan 1 2006, 12:41 AM (806 Views)
Crimmy
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sausages, nanako

[size=14]VGP![/size]
Matthias, Level 17 Nomad
Fina, Level 9 Soldier
Ulrich, Level 1 Knight
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Wolt
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The official Archer of FEABL.

How does that go?
Hi!
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

BACON!
SHOTGUNS!
FLICKIES!
VGPS!
MORE BACON!

By your powers combined, I am Captain FEABL!

Captain FEABL, he's our hero, gonna take the trolling down to zero!
He's like Zap, but less crazy, and he's fighting on the FEABL's side!
We're the FEABLteers!
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our board is the thing to do!
Trolling and flaming
Are not the way,
Hear what Captain FEABL
Has to say!
The power is BACON'S!

It sounds pretty redneck at first, but it gets more FEABL-like towards the end of the summon.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Crimmy
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sausages, nanako

[size=14]SHOTGUNS![/size]
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Wolt
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The official Archer of FEABL.

Wolt: Bacon!
Hi!
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Crimmy
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sausages, nanako

LET"S SOME CAPTAIN O RLY OWL!

O RLY!
YA RLY!
O BLARGH!
Quite RLY
NO WAI!
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Crimmy
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sausages, nanako

[size=14]O RLY[/size]
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Steelesaber
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SQUAWK?

No, it's not bacon! It's new Beggin' Strips brand!*shot*

EDIT: Crim, you forgot "I LOL'D"

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Crimmy
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sausages, nanako

[size=14]YA RLY![/size]
Matthias, Level 17 Nomad
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Wolt
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The official Archer of FEABL.

Wolt and Yangus: COR BLIMEY!
Hi!
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Crimmy
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sausages, nanako

Posted Image

Edit: Without the "Asshole"
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Naglfar
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY

What did I miss?
1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request.

Put on your hard hat and head for the highways! From repairing country lanes, to constructing huge motorways your engineering skills will be put to the test in this fascinating simulation.

Lay out the traffic cones and punch through the concrete with your pneumatic drill as your new roadway starts to take shape. All of the tools of the trade are at your disposal including an asphalt planer, steamroller, marking machine and the whole gamut of machinery required to transform a building site into a super smooth motorway. As your skills grow you will be able to embark on a range of diverse missions. Country roads, pothole repairs, lane widening and motorway construction are all in a day's work for the hard hat highway heroes!

Dig for pay dirt and form your own civil engineering company. You will be starting modestly with small wheel loaders but success is in the soil! As your skills and reputation increase grow your business with the purchase of a huge selection of equipment including the heavy road roller!

Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator! In Street Cleaning Simulator you are the proud owner/operator of a small firm specialising in keeping the town's roads free from all the leaves and dirt that accumulate over time. Visit your office to learn what work the Mayor's office has for you.

Your vehicle is a highly sophisticated street cleaning machine. It's equipped with three highly powered and independently operated brushes. Whose work can be supported by highly powered water jets - which are needed to remove that stubborn street dirt.

You'll be operating on busy streets so you'll have to use your driving skills to avoid pedestrians and other road users. Remember to use your wing mirrors to help prevent crashing your vehicle.
Don't forget to fill up with fuel...and water......and empty out the muck from time to time.

Street Cleaning Simulator features highly detailed vehicles and a wonderfully crafted town for you to explore - and keep clean!

No more waiting on the hard shoulder in Europe to be rescued! Tow Truck Simulator places you in the role of the driver and operator of a rescue truck as you become the hero of the hour and rescue broken down vehicles and attend accidents. Or perhaps you will prefer to take the role of the driver of a dreaded towing truck and tow away illegally parked cars.

There are four models of tow trucks for you to choose from each with a crane and winch to remove every kind of vehicle. You will learn how to handle different cars to get them loaded as quickly as possible!

The large detailed 3D environment allows you to freely explore the roads around you whilst searching for drivers in distress.
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Wolt
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The official Archer of FEABL.

Wolt: Break out the dishes cause you just got served!
Hi!
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

WE NEED ORDER HERE!

LET'S AGREE TO DO ALL THE SUMMONS ONE AT A TIME, MMKAY?
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Wolt
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The official Archer of FEABL.

Wolt: You got it!
Hi!
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Crimmy
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sausages, nanako

[size=14]By your powers combined I am Captain O RLY![/size]
Matthias, Level 17 Nomad
Fina, Level 9 Soldier
Ulrich, Level 1 Knight
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Wolt
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The official Archer of FEABL.

Wolt: NOPE!
Hi!
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Crimmy
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sausages, nanako

O rly: YEP!
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Jmyster
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I'm just going to have Touhou infect everything now

Earth? Eh?
-It makes you wonder what goes on in the minds of people who can't seem to grasp the notion that one =/= all. Perhaps they failed math in school--Spotted Zebra
The Character Formerly Known as Jeremy-20/13 Hero
Saria-20/20 Wyvern Lady
Yumil-15/11 Druid
Ankiseth Level 11 Pirate
Elandra 20/1 Hunter
Maria Valine (RP ONLY)
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Mr. Dansen
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Air guitarist for the ages

Me: OI! MY FIVE! OVER HERE!

*Will, Justin, Darion, Sean and Manny appear from the brawl*

Me: Look, I know you guys are having fun, but we gotta split. Ready?

All: YESSIR!

Me: READY!?

(I know I've said it two times, but I MEAN IT.)

All 6: [size=7] HAPPY NEW YEAR FEABL! THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH![/size]

[size=7]NINJA VANISH!!![/size]
THE FEABL SAVED MY LIFE. I WILL NOT ABANDON IT. EVER.

Posted Image

2/10/06: The Day of the Oath
5/23/06: The Turning Point
11/07/06: The Three Brother's Story, a real book?!
11/21/06: Honor Roll. HELLZ YEAH.
2/3/07: I turned 18? Really?!
6/1/07: Will the Wonder graduates


*has been labeled as the Sanger Zonvolt of the FEABL by Crimson Archer*

I AM WILL THE WONDER, THE GUITARIST THAT SMITES BOREDOM!
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Alright, let's go for a captain FEABL summon.

Bacon!
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Kochipahk
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The heart, it beats for blood.

(eep, what's the next one?)

CHE!
The heart, it beats for blood.
http://www.myspace.com/colonelkremlin925
http://www.facebook.com/rileyne
http://www.twitter.com/kochipahk
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

You're thinking of Capt. Timmy, Kochi...
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

2 pages back's the summon that I made up off the top of my head.

BACON!
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

2 pages back?

100 posts per page FTW.
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

20 posts up then.

BACON!
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Wolt
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The official Archer of FEABL.

Wolt: Shot guns!
Hi!
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LuteFanBoyNick
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>_>

New Year happened 56 minutes ago for me...Fwee.
:D
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

*sprays champange around FEABL*

Fweee...
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LuteFanBoyNick
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>_>

I just hd a swig of champagne an hour ago..my head feels really funny. Is that supposed to happen?
:D
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Naglfar
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY

Maybe.
1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request.

Put on your hard hat and head for the highways! From repairing country lanes, to constructing huge motorways your engineering skills will be put to the test in this fascinating simulation.

Lay out the traffic cones and punch through the concrete with your pneumatic drill as your new roadway starts to take shape. All of the tools of the trade are at your disposal including an asphalt planer, steamroller, marking machine and the whole gamut of machinery required to transform a building site into a super smooth motorway. As your skills grow you will be able to embark on a range of diverse missions. Country roads, pothole repairs, lane widening and motorway construction are all in a day's work for the hard hat highway heroes!

Dig for pay dirt and form your own civil engineering company. You will be starting modestly with small wheel loaders but success is in the soil! As your skills and reputation increase grow your business with the purchase of a huge selection of equipment including the heavy road roller!

Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator! In Street Cleaning Simulator you are the proud owner/operator of a small firm specialising in keeping the town's roads free from all the leaves and dirt that accumulate over time. Visit your office to learn what work the Mayor's office has for you.

Your vehicle is a highly sophisticated street cleaning machine. It's equipped with three highly powered and independently operated brushes. Whose work can be supported by highly powered water jets - which are needed to remove that stubborn street dirt.

You'll be operating on busy streets so you'll have to use your driving skills to avoid pedestrians and other road users. Remember to use your wing mirrors to help prevent crashing your vehicle.
Don't forget to fill up with fuel...and water......and empty out the muck from time to time.

Street Cleaning Simulator features highly detailed vehicles and a wonderfully crafted town for you to explore - and keep clean!

No more waiting on the hard shoulder in Europe to be rescued! Tow Truck Simulator places you in the role of the driver and operator of a rescue truck as you become the hero of the hour and rescue broken down vehicles and attend accidents. Or perhaps you will prefer to take the role of the driver of a dreaded towing truck and tow away illegally parked cars.

There are four models of tow trucks for you to choose from each with a crane and winch to remove every kind of vehicle. You will learn how to handle different cars to get them loaded as quickly as possible!

The large detailed 3D environment allows you to freely explore the roads around you whilst searching for drivers in distress.
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

When you're 11, yes. It has to do with how big your body is, how much you have a tolerance for, how much you've eaten, etc.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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LuteFanBoyNick
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>_>

Oh yeah, you won't believe this...I'm only eating clelery, apples, raw carrots, water, grapfruit, and certain jiuce. from now on...

That'll last like...a week?
:D
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

That's not healthy anyway. You need meat because if you don't, the only way to get the essential stuff in that is shots to the ass...
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Vicas
Jan 1 2006, 01:27 AM
That's not healthy anyway. You need meat because if you don't, the only way to get the essential stuff in that is shots to the ass...

At first I thought that last line was a joke. Now I'm resisting the urge to make a joke that would get me modded...
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LuteFanBoyNick
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>_>

Nevermind..add a little meat to that anyways.....but not anything fattning or heavy...
:D
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Meh, I like meat, but you do what you want.

I mean, hell, I eat at McDonald's, so I'm not exactly a good consultant for food related matters.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Wolt
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The official Archer of FEABL.

1 hour and 15 minutes till the future!
Hi!
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Wolt
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The official Archer of FEABL.

1 hour till new years!
Hi!
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