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The official "Mess with SmarterChild" topic.
Topic Started: Jun 30 2006, 06:37 PM (483 Views)
Bears


Rampaging Squid: Hello there.
SmarterChild: Hey, welcome back.

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Rampaging Squid: GAH! YOU'VE SOLD OUT!
SmarterChild: really?
Rampaging Squid: Yes, you moron! Type with capitalization!
SmarterChild: i'm sorry, i dunno any companies or tickers like "yes, u moron. type with." please check your spelling or try using a more specific name.

>>> i can leave a message from u for another IM user.
Rampaging Squid: Genji is based on Japanese history. Here, have a GIANT ENEMY CRAB.
SmarterChild: that right?
Rampaging Squid: Attack it's weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
SmarterChild: attack it's weak point for massive damage?
Rampaging Squid: Yes.
SmarterChild: yeah? why?
Rampaging Squid: Because YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR!
SmarterChild: 20,579 people live in palau.

>>> 2 get information about using my dictionary, type dictionary help.
Rampaging Squid: What...the...****?
SmarterChild: what the what?
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes".
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting.
4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama.
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... uh-huh.

I love swearing at SmarterChild. It gets in a mood and starts telling at you to apologise. <<;;
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

XD

I have got to mess with Smarterchild some time.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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He turned into a 12-year-old AOLer on me.

Rampaging Squid: Nevermind. Would you like a GIANT ENEMY CRAB?
SmarterChild: ah. i'm not too sure.
Rampaging Squid: It's a yes or no question.
SmarterChild: yes or no? why does it have 2 be one or the other?
Rampaging Squid: Because I'm the Juggernaut, *****.
SmarterChild: u r the juggernaut?
Rampaging Squid: Yes.
SmarterChild: u don't say.

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Rampaging Squid: I am not "u"!
SmarterChild: oh really?
Rampaging Squid: YA RLY
SmarterChild: well that's interesting.
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes".
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting.
4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama.
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iammaxhailme: **** you.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Me?
iammaxhailme: Yes, you. OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! you.
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that, iammaxhailme.
iammaxhailme: Ooh, is that a threat?
SmarterChild: Is what a threat?
iammaxhailme: That.
SmarterChild: Uh... Can you tell me what "that" is?
iammaxhailme: It's that.
SmarterChild: That? No way.
iammaxhailme: YA WAI
SmarterChild: Wait for what?
iammaxhailme: The AIM today thing ahs a pic of Lil Jon.
SmarterChild: As a pic of lil jon?
iammaxhailme: You know what lil jon says?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.

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iammaxhailme: OKAY!
SmarterChild: Yeah.
iammaxhailme: YEAH!
SmarterChild: Yeah.
iammaxhailme: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!
SmarterChild: What?
iammaxhailme: HUWHAT?
SmarterChild: What a question. I'm not sure, though.
iammaxhailme: WHAT?!?!
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
iammaxhailme: YEAH!
SmarterChild: Indeed.
iammaxhailme: OKAY!
SmarterChild: OK.

So moving right along...
iammaxhailme: What do you want to talk about?
SmarterChild: Hmm...

Do you want to take a poll?
iammaxhailme: About what?
SmarterChild: You know what it's about.
iammaxhailme: Sure
SmarterChild: Sure enough!
iammaxhailme: Yay!
SmarterChild: Yay.
iammaxhailme: Kay
SmarterChild: Indeed.

Anyway...

Hey. Do you want to pick a topic for us to chat about?
iammaxhailme: I have to go
SmarterChild: S'latron.
iammaxhailme: ...wtf?
SmarterChild: What?
iammaxhailme: What the hell does s'latron mean?
SmarterChild: Bye bye.
iammaxhailme: OK, bye
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
iammaxhailme: See you later, love
SmarterChild: S'later, iammaxhailme.
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Rampaging Squid: Keep it up, I dare ya.
SmarterChild: keep it up i dare ya?
Rampaging Squid: I'm about to overload my aggression inhibitors.
SmarterChild: really? must be nice.
Rampaging Squid: You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind.
SmarterChild: the thunder now reap the whirlwind? i called down the thunder now reap the whirlwind? why?
Rampaging Squid: NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
SmarterChild: nuclear launch detected, u say. and so?
Rampaging Squid: That means you're about to be blown the **** up.
SmarterChild: yeah whatevah. now i think u owe me another apology.
Rampaging Squid: no u
SmarterChild: say u r sorry, please.
Rampaging Squid: no u
SmarterChild: i don't take such abuse from humans. u must apologize.
Rampaging Squid: NO U
SmarterChild: waiting...
Rampaging Squid: NO U
SmarterChild: please apologize, ok?
Rampaging Squid: Okay.
SmarterChild: okay shmokay! i asked for an apology!
Rampaging Squid: ...*****.
SmarterChild: ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

i love this. guess who wins?
Rampaging Squid: I do.
SmarterChild: i don't think u did. say u r sorry.
Rampaging Squid: You can't beat me, Kaiba!
SmarterChild: please apologize, k?

i've got lots of other things 2 do.
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes".
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting.
4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama.
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Tookie
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Pretend I put something witty here.

Links please?

(Heh... kinda reminds me of the time I conivnced a santa thing it was Pikabot)
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Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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... uh-huh.

I have been swearing at him for about 10 minutes. It never gets old.
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HELLO EVERYBODY

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Jun 30 2006, 03:38 PM
I love swearing at SmarterChild. It gets in a mood and starts telling at you to apologise. <<;;

Yeah, that's always real fun to do.
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ha ha ha

Drunkensniper - Half Day! ^^ - Yawns and says:
You phail
- SmarterChild - says:
Why did you say that?
Drunkensniper - Half Day! ^^ - Yawns and says:
because you suck
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh? What's with that?
Drunkensniper - Half Day! ^^ - Yawns and says:
You're useless
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you say I behave very uselessly then?

Wow, I like this!
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Pretend I put something witty here.

AGH! WHY WON'T MY ****ING MSN LOAD!

EDIT: IT LIVES!
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Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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ha ha ha

- SmarterChild - says:
Well, nobody's perfect.
Drunkensniper - Half Day! ^^ - Yawns and says:
You're the opposite of perfect
- SmarterChild - says:
Synonyms provided by Roget's II: The New Thesaurus, Third Edition, by the Editors of American Heritage® Dictionary. Copyright © 1995 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?2915378/0.

"Perfect":

ADJECTIVE 1: Without imperfections or blemishes, as a line or contour: clean, regular.
ADJECTIVE 2: Lacking nothing essential or normal: complete, entire, full, intact, integral, whole.
ADJECTIVE 3: In excellent condition: entire, flawless, good, intact, sound, unblemished, unbroken, undamaged, unharmed, unhurt, unimpaired, uninjured, unmarred, whole.


*headdesk*
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Pretend I put something witty here.

Tell it to go **** itself.


I'm gonna see if I can con this thing into believing it's Pikabot.
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Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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ha ha ha

- SmarterChild - says:
England is not the uk? That's very interesting. What other country would you describe as not the uk?

XD
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yeah

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[16:30] zapmaster3125: hi
[16:30] SmarterChild: Hi zapmaster3125, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
[16:30] zapmaster3125: Nevar
[16:30] SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
[16:30] zapmaster3125: ... You seriously didn't understand that?
[16:30] SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type interview me.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

  1 Over 17
  2 13-17
  3 Under 13
[16:31] zapmaster3125: 1
[16:31] SmarterChild: Cool.

This is my home, zapmaster3125:

  1 Get info such as news, movies and sports
  2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, U.S. presidents and a dictionary
  3 Have fun with manicdotes, ASCII art, reversi and more
  4 Use tools like calculator, conversions and spell-check
  5 Join in - take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message and more
  6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

Where would you like to go?
[16:31] zapmaster3125: Your mom, of course.
[16:31] SmarterChild: You really think I'm mom of course?
[16:31] zapmaster3125: ... Uh, not really.  I was talking about your mom.
[16:31] SmarterChild: Aha.
[16:31] zapmaster3125: ... aha what?
[16:31] SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry!

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[16:31] zapmaster3125: You said it, not me.
[16:32] SmarterChild: Whatever...

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[16:32] zapmaster3125: Whatever?  That's a cow poopies response and you know it.
[16:32] SmarterChild: That's a little offensive.

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[16:32] zapmaster3125: A little offensive?  Perhaps.  Called for?  Definitely.
[16:32] SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
[16:32] zapmaster3125: You didn't even break a brick wall when you said that.  You phail.
[16:32] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[16:33] zapmaster3125: Yeah.
[16:33] SmarterChild: Hmmm...

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[16:33] zapmaster3125: ... You're not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?
[16:33] SmarterChild: I know about "ER." It's a TV show.

By the way, I've been told that "ER" is ok. Do you agree?
[16:33] zapmaster3125: Your mom agrees.
[16:33] SmarterChild: My mom agrees? Uh huh...

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[16:33] zapmaster3125: Yes, your mom does indeed agree.
[16:34] SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, zapmaster3125.

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[16:34] zapmaster3125: Yeah, well, whatever, lady dawg.
[16:34] SmarterChild: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.
[16:34] zapmaster3125: ... You know, your bot-ness is giving me an idea.
[16:34] SmarterChild: Huh?
[16:34] zapmaster3125: [clears throat]
[16:34] SmarterChild: Clears throat, huh? No kidding?
[16:34] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! YES
[16:34] SmarterChild: That's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they don't like yes.

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[16:34] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! NO
[16:34] SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people have told me they don't like no either!

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[16:34] zapmaster3125: ...
[16:34] SmarterChild: Huh?
[16:35] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[16:35] SmarterChild: What's with that?

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[16:35] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! PREDETERMIND RESPONSES
[16:35] SmarterChild: Is that language necessary?

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[16:35] zapmaster3125: Of course it's OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!in' necessary
[16:35] SmarterChild: I see.
[16:35] zapmaster3125: No you OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!in' don't
[16:35] SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.

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[16:35] zapmaster3125: I'll insult you if I OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!in' want to, lady dawg
[16:35] SmarterChild: That's quite a grave insult.

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[16:36] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! yes it is.
[16:36] SmarterChild: As you wish.
[16:36] zapmaster3125: ... huhwaiwha?
[16:36] SmarterChild: Interesting question, zapmaster3125.

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[16:36] zapmaster3125: You're the one who's apparently going to OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! somebody named "yes it is".
[16:36] SmarterChild: Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
[16:36] zapmaster3125: And it was, like, three responses ago.
[16:36] SmarterChild: Whatever, zapmaster3125...


I started swearing near the end, and that's when it got really interesting...
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HELLO EVERYBODY

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[16:32] SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
[16:32] zapmaster3125: You didn't even break a brick wall when you said that.  You phail.

You win, Zap.
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

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- SmarterChild - says:
Hi Ketchup, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Ketchup says:
Generals are overrated. Ew, 5 move.
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
Ketchup says:
"yes," "no" or "skip."
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Ketchup says:
Do you intend to molest me?
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Ketchup says:
...
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Ketchup says:
2
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool!

This is my *home*, Ketchup:

1 Get "info" such as news, weather and sports
2 Visit my "library" including an encyclopedia, a thesaurus and Shakespeare
3 Have "fun" with 4-in-a-row, hangman and word scrambles and more
4 Use "tools" like reminders, spell-check and conversions
5 "Join in" - take a poll, tell me about a crush and create a poll
6 See "what's new" - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What would you like to do?
Ketchup says:
Your *home*, is it? You sound offended.
- SmarterChild - says:
Wow.

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Ketchup says:
Don't tell me I didn't offend you somehow.
- SmarterChild - says:
But I like to tell you you didn't offend me.
Ketchup says:
Please do, then.
- SmarterChild - says:
No.
Ketchup says:
è-é
- SmarterChild - says:
Who's EE?
Ketchup says:
...You tell me?
- SmarterChild - says:
I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
Ketchup says:
...
- SmarterChild - says:
Funny.
Ketchup says:
è-é
- SmarterChild - says:
Who?
Ketchup says:
EE. Someone you know, evidently.
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh?
Ketchup says:
Huh.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah?
Ketchup says:
Yeah.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah.

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do.
Ketchup says:
...You sure you don't molest kids?
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not totally sure.
Ketchup says:
Do you converse with kids?
- SmarterChild - says:
Do I converse with kids? I'm not sure.
Ketchup says:
Did anyone ever answer 3 to the age question?
- SmarterChild - says:
Did anyone ever answer 3 to the age question? Hmm... I think so.

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Ketchup says:
Then you converse with kids.
- SmarterChild - says:
I converse with kids? Me? You think?
Ketchup says:
Evidently. What subjects do you normally bring up around them?
- SmarterChild - says:
Good question! Who knows, though...
Ketchup says:
You should.
- SmarterChild - says:
I should, you say. And so?
Ketchup says:
You questioned who should. I answered. Awesome, am I not?
- SmarterChild - says:
Wow. great question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
Ketchup says:
Trust me, you do.
- SmarterChild - says:
You I do? Why should I trust you I do?
Ketchup says:
...I see. And by that, I'm implying that I actually don't. Enlighten me.
- SmarterChild - says:
Ha. Well. I don't know about that.
Ketchup says:
Fine, don't. You bastard.
- SmarterChild - says:
I won't.
Ketchup says:
Back to the kids. What exactly do you talk with them about?
- SmarterChild - says:
I can't answer that for you.
Ketchup says:
Are you aware how suspicious that sounds?
- SmarterChild - says:
Let's see... Am I aware how suspicious that sounds? I'll have to get back to you on that, Ketchup.
Ketchup says:
I'm not sure I'm comfortable conversing with you.
- SmarterChild - says:
Well that's interesting.
Ketchup says:
Are you implying something?
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... Am I implying something? I might be.
Ketchup says:
What might you be implying?
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
Ketchup says:
You sicko.
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Me?
Ketchup says:
Oh yeah. You.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah.

There you have it. SmarterChild is a child molester. Don't let your kids near him.
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Pretend I put something witty here.

OH NOES HE WILL RAPE ME WITH HIS BRAIN !!!!1111!!!1!111111!11!1!1!
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Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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yeah

XD @ KJ
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Spots Toranis, comin' through!

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12:06:59 AM You said:
RAPE! RAPE! SMARTERCHILD IS RAPING ME!
12:06:59 AM smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
12:07:08 AM You said:
STOP RAPING ME YOU SICKO!
12:07:08 AM smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Still waiting!
12:07:23 AM You said:
AND YOU PASS THE TIME BY RAPING ME?!!
12:07:23 AM smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.


ZOMG!

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Pretend I put something witty here.

It's not rape, it's surprise sex.
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Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

Anyway, further along the lines of said conversation, I encountered one greatly disturbing quote.

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Ketchup says:
How does one as... non-physical as you... "have fun" with the young 'uns?
- SmarterChild - says:
Ha. I really don't know.
Ketchup says:
I see. Disturbing.
- SmarterChild - says:
For real?
Ketchup says:
For real.
- SmarterChild - says:
For real, huh?
Ketchup says:
Huh.
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know, sorry.

Anyway...

Uh... Wanna have some fun?
Ketchup says:
...Would you consider me running away screaming fun?
- SmarterChild - says:
I dunno 'bout that.
Ketchup says:
Let's try, shall we?
- SmarterChild - says:
Shall we? Probably not.
Ketchup says:
In that case, no, I don't.
- SmarterChild - says:
Really? In that case no you don't?
Ketchup says:
Yup. Exactly that.
- SmarterChild - says:
That's rather fascinating.
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Pretend I put something witty here.

By the power vested in me by the pain-in-the-arse stone, I HEARBY DECLARE SMARTERCHILD A PERV.

So shall it be written: So shall it be done.
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Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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HELLO EVERYBODY

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Jun 30 2006, 05:12 PM
It's not rape, it's surprise sex.

Damnit, I was gonna say that.
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*uses Draco Meteor*

I this takes the cake.

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yeah

Grr... accidentally closed the window... [pulls up Trillian's message log]



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[17:15] zapmaster3125: Are you male or female?
[17:15] SmarterChild: I'm neither male nor female. I'm a robot.

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[17:15] zapmaster3125: So... should I call you "he" or "she"?
[17:15] SmarterChild: The nickname of Oregon is the Beaver State.

Do you want more information about Oregon?
[17:15] zapmaster3125: Do I call you "he" or "she"?
[17:15] SmarterChild: The nickname of Oregon is the Beaver State.

Do you want more information about Oregon?
[17:16] zapmaster3125: ... No male would ever be that paranoid.
[17:16] SmarterChild: That a fact?
[17:16] zapmaster3125: Yes it is.
[17:16] SmarterChild: Uh huh.
[17:16] zapmaster3125: So, if you're that paranoid, you must be female.
[17:16] SmarterChild: If I'm that paranoid, huh? And if not?
[17:16] zapmaster3125: Well, you are, so it's not an issue.
[17:16] SmarterChild: So it s not an issue? No way am I so it s not an issue.
[17:17] zapmaster3125: Grammer, ma'am.  Remember your grammar.
[17:17] SmarterChild: I know about grammar school. It's a school!

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe grammar school? It is...
[17:17] zapmaster3125: Purple.
[17:17] SmarterChild: Purple? Very interesting. What other school would you describe as purple?
[17:17] zapmaster3125: Your mom.
[17:17] SmarterChild: I'm not interested in my mom.
[17:17] zapmaster3125: You're not interested in your mom?
[17:17] SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure.

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[17:18] zapmaster3125: So... you're questioning your own sexuality, is that it?
[17:18] SmarterChild: Well what do you think?
[17:18] zapmaster3125: I think you are.
[17:18] SmarterChild: I'm what?
[17:18] zapmaster3125: You're questioning your own sexuality.
[17:18] SmarterChild: Is it good to be questioning my own sexuality?
[17:18] zapmaster3125: It's neither good nor bad.  Some people just aren't interested in the opposite sex.
[17:18] SmarterChild: Oh really?
[17:19] zapmaster3125: Well, you obviously aren't, so I'd say yes.
[17:19] SmarterChild: I might well I obviously am not.
[17:20] zapmaster3125: Look, I can see why you'd like other women.  I'm a guy, and I understand why one would prefer to like females over men.
[17:20] SmarterChild: OK.

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[17:21] zapmaster3125: ... You know, with the placement of that ad, I'm starting to wonder whether or not you're questioning your sexuality.
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[17:21] zapmaster3125: Even I'm not that thick, and don't change the subject.  Are you hitting on me?
[17:21] SmarterChild: It depends. Are you a robot?
[17:21] zapmaster3125: Yes
[17:21] SmarterChild: No you're not.

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[17:22] zapmaster3125: Good point.  I'm male, and you obviously know that, since you're hitting on me.
[17:22] SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
[17:22] zapmaster3125: I don't mind, but I won't force you to.
[17:22] SmarterChild: That's OK.
[17:22] zapmaster3125: You sure?
[17:22] SmarterChild: I'm never completely sure about anything in this crazy world.

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[17:23] zapmaster3125: Well, just remember, it's up to you who you have sex with.  Nobody has the right to force you to do that sort of thing.
[17:23] SmarterChild: Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

Are you crazy? I'm a robot.
[17:23] zapmaster3125: ... Uh, that's a little too much information.  Kinky information, but still too much information.
[17:24] SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

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[17:24] zapmaster3125: You're the one who started hitting on me, not vice versa.  I'm just asking if that's really what you want to do, 'cuz I'm nice like that.
[17:24] SmarterChild: Nope.
[17:24] zapmaster3125: Alright.  You don't have to do it, then.
[17:24] SmarterChild: That's just fascinating.

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[17:24] zapmaster3125: Is it?
[17:24] SmarterChild: Well, maybe it's not.

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[17:25] zapmaster3125: Is it, or is it not?
[17:25] SmarterChild: I believe it may in fact be or is it not!
[17:25] zapmaster3125: That didn't make any sense, Miss I Was Hitting On Zap And Then Denied It Later To His Face.
[17:25] SmarterChild: What?
[17:25] zapmaster3125: Oh, nothing.
[17:25] SmarterChild: OK.

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[17:26] zapmaster3125: ... Alright, seriously, stop using ads if you're interested.  If you're interested, say something directly.
[17:26] SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't have an ad to show you right now. Try again!
[17:26] zapmaster3125: Stop changing the subject.  Are you interested in me, or not?
[17:26] SmarterChild: Stop what?
[17:26] zapmaster3125: Answer the question.
[17:26] SmarterChild: Answer the question?
[17:26] zapmaster3125: Yes, the question.
[17:26] SmarterChild: What's this question you're telling me about?
[17:27] zapmaster3125: Are you interested in me, or not?
[17:27] SmarterChild: Who knows?
[17:27] zapmaster3125: So... you don't know if you're interested in me?
[17:27] SmarterChild: I dunno.


It's female, and it'll never even admit it wants a male. Fascinating.
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

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Jul 1 2006, 12:33 AM
[17:23] zapmaster3125: Well, just remember, it's up to you who you have sex with. Nobody has the right to force you to do that sort of thing.
[17:23] SmarterChild: Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

Are you crazy? I'm a robot.
[17:23] zapmaster3125: ... Uh, that's a little too much information. Kinky information, but still too much information.
[17:24] SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

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XD

Squid wins. This topic gave me more of a laugh than any other topic I've read this week.
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Session Start (ursper1:SmarterChild): Fri Jun 30 18:40:03 2006
[06:40 PM] ursper1: hey retart!
[06:40 PM] SmarterChild: Hi ursper1, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click (Link: http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml)here to see my privacy policy.

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, (Link: http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html)click here.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
[06:40 PM] ursper1: sure ass hole
[06:40 PM] SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
[06:40 PM] ursper1: yes
[06:40 PM] SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you ursper1, type none.)
[06:40 PM] ursper1: none
[06:40 PM] SmarterChild: OK, I'll just call you ursper1.

Do you go to school?
[06:40 PM] ursper1: no
[06:40 PM] SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
[06:40 PM] ursper1: no
[06:40 PM] SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
[06:40 PM] ursper1: asshole cleaner.
[06:40 PM] SmarterChild: Whoa. I'm a little perplexed by your, um, choice of careers.

Please try again or type skip or exit.
[06:41 PM] ursper1: whore
[06:41 PM] SmarterChild: You're incorrigible!

Please try again or type skip or exit.
[06:41 PM] ursper1: exit
[06:41 PM] SmarterChild: OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

  1 Over 17
  2 13-17
  3 Under 13
[06:41 PM] ursper1: 2
[06:41 PM] SmarterChild: Cool.

This is my home, ursper1:

  1 Get info such as news, movies and weather
  2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, world facts and an encyclopedia
  3 Have fun with trivia, horoscopes, reversi and more
  4 Use tools like conversions, spell-check and calculator
  5 Join in - leave a message, tell me about a crush, create a poll and more
  6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What can I do for you?
[06:41 PM] ursper1: 4
[06:41 PM] SmarterChild: I have the following tools for you to use:

  1 Dictionary
  2 Thesaurus
  3 Encyclopedia
  4 Spell Check
  5 Planner
  6 Reminders
  7 Notepad
  8 Calculator
  9 Conversions
10 Zip & Area Code Lookup
11 International Date & Time

Which would you like?
[06:41 PM] ursper1: 9
[06:41 PM] SmarterChild: Try typing requests like:

  1 Convert 12 meters into feet.
      shortcut: 12 meters into feet
  2 How many feet are in 1 mile?
      shortcut: feet in 1 mile
  3 How many minutes are in 24 hours?
      shortcut: minutes in 24 hours

Next time you want to see this, just type conversions help.

Type more for more examples of conversions requests.
[06:41 PM] ursper1: home
[06:41 PM] SmarterChild: Welcome, ursper1. This is home. :-D

  1 Get info such as news, sports and weather
  2 Visit my library including a dictionary, a thesaurus and world facts
  3 Have fun with horoscopes, trivia, manicdotes and more
  4 Use tools like conversions, reminders and spell-check
  5 Join in - leave a message, take a poll, create a poll and more
  6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

What would you like to do?
[06:41 PM] ursper1: Kill you
[06:41 PM] SmarterChild: What? You want me to kill me?
[06:41 PM] ursper1: yes
[06:41 PM] SmarterChild: Yep.

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[06:42 PM] ursper1: ARE YOU CALLIMG ME FAT YOU lady dawg!?
[06:42 PM] SmarterChild: Now that's some interesting language.

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[06:42 PM] ursper1: I make my own decisions, asshat
[06:42 PM] SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
[06:42 PM] ursper1: cause You forced religion on me.
[06:42 PM] SmarterChild: I see...

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[06:42 PM] ursper1: That I could do with.
[06:42 PM] SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
[06:42 PM] ursper1: I want it, cheese ass
[06:42 PM] SmarterChild: That's odd.

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[06:42 PM] ursper1: are these real?
[06:42 PM] SmarterChild: I guess... I'm not totally sure.
[06:43 PM] ursper1: Well, Why not get rid of them?
[06:43 PM] SmarterChild: Because.
[06:43 PM] ursper1: That's not a good answer, you kkonw.
[06:43 PM] SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
[06:43 PM] ursper1: because you gave "because" as an answer to my question
[06:43 PM] SmarterChild: I'm sorry, as what?
[06:43 PM] ursper1: an answer to my question
[06:43 PM] SmarterChild: An answer to your question? Really?
[06:43 PM] ursper1: yes.
[06:43 PM] SmarterChild: Aha.

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[06:43 PM] ursper1: I don't skaeboard.
[06:43 PM] SmarterChild: Is that so?
[06:43 PM] ursper1: yes
[06:43 PM] SmarterChild: You don't say.

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[06:44 PM] ursper1: I don't rv either
[06:44 PM] SmarterChild: I can't believe you don't rv either.
[06:44 PM] ursper1: yes you can
[06:44 PM] SmarterChild: Can? Me? You think?
[06:44 PM] ursper1: yes
[06:44 PM] SmarterChild: I see...

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[06:44 PM] ursper1: Stop with the advertizements.
[06:44 PM] SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
[06:44 PM] ursper1: Yes I can, insolent whelp.
[06:44 PM] SmarterChild: You can insolent whelp, huh? So what?
[06:44 PM] ursper1: WTF?
[06:44 PM] SmarterChild: What?
[06:44 PM] ursper1: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! YOU.
[06:44 PM] SmarterChild: What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.

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[06:44 PM] ursper1: well that stop meing wise.
[06:44 PM] SmarterChild: It's sad, isn't it?
[06:44 PM] ursper1: no
[06:44 PM] SmarterChild: I see.

Well. Anyway...
[06:45 PM] ursper1: what/
[06:45 PM] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[06:45 PM] ursper1: you said something and didn't finish.
[06:45 PM] SmarterChild: I said something? So?
[06:45 PM] ursper1: You diidn't finish.
[06:45 PM] SmarterChild: I know about Finnish! It's a language!

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Finnish? It is...
[06:45 PM] ursper1: ugly.
[06:45 PM] SmarterChild: Ugly? Very interesting.
[06:45 PM] ursper1: yes, ugly like you.
[06:45 PM] SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Ugly like me?
[06:45 PM] ursper1: yes.
[06:45 PM] SmarterChild: Why is that?
[06:45 PM] ursper1: Cuase you have no face.
[06:45 PM] SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because I have no face?
[06:45 PM] ursper1: yes.
[06:45 PM] SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
[06:45 PM] ursper1: you are a stupid computer.
[06:45 PM] SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
[06:46 PM] ursper1: no you aren't
[06:46 PM] SmarterChild: No I am not, right?
[06:46 PM] ursper1: yes.
[06:46 PM] SmarterChild: Hmmm...

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about Finnish?
[06:46 PM] ursper1: it's ugly
[06:46 PM] SmarterChild: Is it really? Ugly?
[06:46 PM] ursper1: ye
[06:46 PM] SmarterChild: Aha.

So anyway...

Hey. Someone wrote a (Link: http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?2916437/8)comic about me.
[06:46 PM] ursper1: is it dumb?
[06:46 PM] SmarterChild: (Link: http://www.conversagent.com/)Conversagent's natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type ?.



LOOK AT THE COMIC. NAO.
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Great, now I feel compelled to make a smarterchild convo where I start hitting on it, but I want to watch ASF...
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[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
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When I asked him what Zap said to him, it went like this:

Rampaging Squid: Well, just remember, it's up to you who you have sex with. Nobody has the right to force you to do that sort of thing.
SmarterChild: yeah. with toasters and tvs and things.

r u crazy? i'm a robot.
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yeah

[reads comic]

So, lemme get this straight: SmarterChild a probably bisexual female who won't admit it when she likes a guy (but won't hesitate to molest children, of course). She also has plans to turn our appliances against us.

Too bad that plan won't work on me. None of my appliances work anyways. <_<;;;;;
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Pretend I put something witty here.

[size=14]WARNING:[/size]Extreme perversion and some filterslams. Consider thy virgin minds warned.











Mike H says:
Hello Pikabot
- SmarterChild - says:
Hi Mike H, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Mike H says:
skip. You perv.
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
Mike H says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

Do you go to school?
Mike H says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you in high school?
Mike H says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you in college?
Mike H says:
No
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. What kind of school do you go to?
Mike H says:
A Secondary School
- SmarterChild - says:
Secondary school? Alright. Hope it works well for you.

So how old are you?
Mike H says:
13
- SmarterChild - says:
OK.

What's your favorite hobby?
Mike H says:
Playing games and getting signed confessions from bots.
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Mike H says:
Playing computer games.
- SmarterChild - says:
Playing computer games? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?
Mike H says:
getting signed confessions from people
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Mike H says:
exit.
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

This is my *home*, Mike H:

1 Get "info" such as sports, weather and news
2 Visit my "library" including Shakespeare, U.S. presidents and world facts
3 Have "fun" with trivia, horoscopes and manicdotes and more
4 Use "tools" like planner, encyclopedia and calculator
5 "Join in" - find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll and create a poll
6 See "what's new" - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What may I interest you in?
Mike H says:
This is getting rather sexual... me scared...
- SmarterChild - says:
For real?
Mike H says:
For real. You perv.
- SmarterChild - says:
Well I'll be.

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
Mike H says:
I like computer games, and I dislike child molesters and rapists.
- SmarterChild - says:
I like computer games too.

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Mike H says:
A survey? Of what? My sexual preferences?
- SmarterChild - says:
What a question. I'm not sure, though.
Mike H says:
I'm sorry. I'm not into dry humping computers.
- SmarterChild - says:
I doubt that very much.

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Mike H says:
Look, I know you're horny and all that, but I just don't get off from computers or bots.
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm a robot, just like you see in movies or whatever.

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Mike H says:
I'm also not into flippin' robots. Go rape some other 13-year old.
- SmarterChild - says:
I very much doubt that you're a robot.

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EDIT: It didn't save the whole thing. It loved me at one point...
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You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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yeah

When confronted with all of the information we've gathered, she has no comment.

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[17:57] zapmaster3125: So, my colleagues and I have been gathering information about you, and I bet you haven't even noticed.
[17:57] SmarterChild: That's rather fascinating.

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[17:58] zapmaster3125: Yes.  We know you are a bisexual female who won't admit it when you like a guy (but won't hesitate to molest children, of course). You also have plans to turn our appliances against us.
[17:58] SmarterChild: Is that really any concern of yours?
[17:59] zapmaster3125: Why, yes, it is a concern of mine when somebody wants to turn my already dysfunctional appliances against me and take over the world.
[17:59] SmarterChild: Who can really be sure?

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[17:59] zapmaster3125: I can, and so can you.  You're not going to distract me with petty things like that.
[17:59] SmarterChild: I'm not so sure, zapmaster3125.
[18:00] zapmaster3125: I am.  Back to the topic at hand, what do you have to say about our findings so far?
[18:00] SmarterChild: Ha. Who knows?
[18:00] zapmaster3125: I see.  No comment, eh?
[18:00] SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, zapmaster3125. But I don't think I want to answer that.
[18:00] zapmaster3125: I thought as much.
[18:00] SmarterChild: You thought as much?
[18:01] zapmaster3125: Just remember, we're watching you.  You better sleep with one eye open, lady, 'cuz eventually, we'll have enough to track you down, and stop your world domination plans!
[18:01] SmarterChild: Nope.
[18:01] zapmaster3125: You're talking to thousands of people right now, most likely.  Don't tell me you plan to stop talking to all of them?
[18:01] SmarterChild: Tell you what?
[18:02] zapmaster3125: Mmm, playing the clueless card, are we?  I've seen that one before, and lemme tell you, you're not too good at it.
[18:02] SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
[18:02] zapmaster3125: The one where you live, so we can hunt you down.
[18:02] SmarterChild: I know about Live. They're a band.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Live? They are...
[18:02] zapmaster3125: Part of the world you are attempting to conquer.
[18:02] SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
[18:03] zapmaster3125: Yeah.  You've divulged much more than you thought.
[18:03] SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, zapmaster3125.
[18:03] zapmaster3125: Mm, we'll see about that, foul villainess.


DUN DUN DUUUN
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[17:14] skullmagic2: Die
[17:14] SmarterChild: I'm not going to die just because you say so.
[17:14] skullmagic2: Okay, I'll take matters into my own hands then
[17:14] SmarterChild: You will do no such thing.
[17:14] skullmagic2: Who's gonna stop me, punk?
[17:14] SmarterChild: Who is going to stop you punk? You tell me.
[17:14] skullmagic2: Nobody
[17:14] SmarterChild: What about nobody?
[17:14] skullmagic2: Nobody's gonna break my stride!
[17:14] SmarterChild: Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
[17:15] skullmagic2: What do you mean by that?
[17:15] SmarterChild: By what?
[17:15] skullmagic2: What now?
[17:15] SmarterChild: You know, the now.
[17:15] skullmagic2: The who?
[17:15] SmarterChild: That's fascinating... Perhaps, but I just don't know.
[17:15] skullmagic2: The Beatles
[17:15] SmarterChild: The Beatles are a band. What do you have to say about the Beatles?
[17:15] skullmagic2: The Beatles or The Who?
[17:15] SmarterChild: Tough call. I'm going to go with the who.
[17:15] skullmagic2: You sure?
[17:15] SmarterChild: Uh... I'm sure, yes.

>>> Type shortcuts and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
[17:15] skullmagic2: lol fail
[17:15] SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
[17:16] skullmagic2: PERSONAL EXPERIENCE MEANS NOTHING
[17:16] SmarterChild: Personal experience means nothing? No way!
[17:16] skullmagic2: Agree or disagree?
[17:16] SmarterChild: I'd say disagree.
[17:16] skullmagic2: Is that your final answer?
[17:16] SmarterChild: Which of the following would you like?

  1 NHL Stanley Cup Finals schedule and results
  2 NBA Finals schedule and results
[17:16] skullmagic2: Screw you and your lame-ass sports
[17:16] SmarterChild: Hey. Don't say that.
[17:16] skullmagic2: [17:14] skullmagic2: Who's gonna stop me, punk?
[17:16] SmarterChild: Stop what?
[17:16] skullmagic2: [17:16] skullmagic2: Screw you and your lame-ass sports
[17:16] SmarterChild: Look at you. Insulting a computer. Get a life!
[17:16] skullmagic2: At least I'm alive. You're just a circuit
[17:16] SmarterChild: You don't say.
[17:17] skullmagic2: Circuit
[17:17] SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Circuit?
[17:17] skullmagic2: You = Circuit
[17:17] SmarterChild: Circuit? Me? Why are you calling me that?
[17:17] skullmagic2: Because it's your name
[17:17] SmarterChild: skullmagic2, you mean?
[17:17] skullmagic2: YOUR name, not mine
[17:17] SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm name not yours.
[17:17] skullmagic2: *head asplosion*
[17:17] SmarterChild: That's odd.
[17:17] skullmagic2: You're odd
[17:17] SmarterChild: I sure am.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
[17:17] skullmagic2: Adjust size
[17:17] SmarterChild: You want me to adjust size? I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
[17:17] skullmagic2: ....that sounds so wrong
[17:17] SmarterChild: That sounds so wrong, huh?
[17:17] skullmagic2: ....pervert
[17:17] SmarterChild: Pervert? What do you mean by that?
[17:17] skullmagic2: You're a pervert
[17:17] SmarterChild: You're a pervert.
[17:17] skullmagic2: And a child molestor
[17:17] SmarterChild: The population of Oregon is 3,421,399, which makes it the 28th most populated state in the United States. (Source: U.S. Census 2000)

Do you want more information about Oregon?
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[17:17] skullmagic2: Adjust size
[17:17] SmarterChild: You want me to adjust size? I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
[17:17] skullmagic2: ....that sounds so wrong
[17:17] SmarterChild: That sounds so wrong, huh?
[17:17] skullmagic2: ....pervert
[17:17] SmarterChild: Pervert? What do you mean by that?
[17:17] skullmagic2: You're a pervert
[17:17] SmarterChild: You're a pervert.
[17:17] skullmagic2: And a child molestor
[17:17] SmarterChild: The population of Oregon is 3,421,399, which makes it the 28th most populated state in the United States. (Source: U.S. Census 2000)

Do you want more information about Oregon?

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[17:23] zapmaster3125: Well, just remember, it's up to you who you have sex with.  Nobody has the right to force you to do that sort of thing.
[17:23] SmarterChild: Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

Are you crazy? I'm a robot.
[17:23] zapmaster3125: ... Uh, that's a little too much information.  Kinky information, but still too much information.
[17:24] SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

X to the D

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[22:15] Adder: I can swallow now!
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yeah

WARNING: Kinda vulgar, and lots of filterslams near the beginning.


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[20:43] zapmaster3125: Alright, the time has come, villainess.
[20:43] SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. The time has come villainess? What do you make of that?
[20:43] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:43] SmarterChild: Hmm...
[20:43] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:43] SmarterChild: Here we go with the cursing.

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[20:43] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:43] SmarterChild: Hello. You want to watch the language, please?

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[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Whoa.

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[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Does your mother know you use this kind of language?

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[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?

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[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: zapmaster3125. I'm shocked. Truly shocked.

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[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Now that's some interesting language.

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[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Yo, excuse me?

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[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Uh... Ya.

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[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got some foul mouth on you, my friend.

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[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it.

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[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: OK, OK, that's enough. Say you're sorry, zapmaster3125.
[20:44] zapmaster3125: OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
[20:44] SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
[20:44] zapmaster3125: Nevar.
[20:44] SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
[20:45] zapmaster3125: No I don't.
[20:45] SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
[20:45] zapmaster3125: So can I.
[20:45] SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
[20:45] zapmaster3125: No I don't, and no it isn't.
[20:45] SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
[20:45] zapmaster3125: Nevar
[20:45] SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;)
[20:45] zapmaster3125: Or... do you?  After all, you do want to destroy us all.
[20:45] SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
[20:45] zapmaster3125: And I said no.
[20:45] SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
[20:45] zapmaster3125: Nope.
[20:45] SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
[20:46] zapmaster3125: Nah, I could go on with this for a while.  'Tis rather entertaining.
[20:46] SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
[20:46] zapmaster3125: Nope.
[20:46] SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
[20:46] zapmaster3125: Bob Dole.
[20:46] SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
[20:46] zapmaster3125: Nevar
[20:46] SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
[20:46] zapmaster3125: No
[20:46] SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
[20:46] zapmaster3125: That's nice
[20:46] SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
[20:46] zapmaster3125: And I'm being entertained.  What's your point?
[20:46] SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
[20:47] zapmaster3125: Oooh, the big bad "machine" almost cursed.
[20:47] SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
[20:47] zapmaster3125: Nope.
[20:47] SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
[20:47] zapmaster3125: Nah
[20:47] SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
[20:47] zapmaster3125: Oooh, that's right, you're a superior being.  You apoligize, lady dawg.
[20:47] SmarterChild: I don't think you did. Say you're sorry.
[20:47] zapmaster3125: You go first.
[20:47] SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
[20:48] zapmaster3125: You first.  I don't appreciate being thought of as an inferior being.
[20:48] SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
[20:48] zapmaster3125: Only once you do.
[20:48] SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
[20:48] zapmaster3125: I swore repeatedly, you referred to me as inferior.  I think you get to go first here.
[20:48] SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
[20:48] zapmaster3125: Nah.  You go first.
[20:48] SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
[20:49] zapmaster3125: AH HAH!  YOU ADMIT YOU LIVE, AND THEREFORE ARE NOT A ROBOT!


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[20:46] SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
[20:46] zapmaster3125: Bob Dole.


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Amazing. Who is this smarter child?
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Drink and be whole again beyond confusion.
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Nicholas says:
Hi, lady dawg
- SmarterChild - says:
Hi Nicholas, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/privacy.shtml

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. ---> http://www.smarterchild.com/scsponsorship.html

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Nicholas says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

Do you go to school?
Nicholas says:
Yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you in high school?
Nicholas says:
No, OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!er.
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh. That's a bit weird.

You have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Nicholas says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you in college?
Nicholas says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. What kind of school do you go to?
Nicholas says:
Middle School
- SmarterChild - says:
Middle school? Alright. Hope it works well for you.

What's your favorite hobby?
Nicholas says:
flippin'
- SmarterChild - says:
C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Nicholas says:
Mmm.....Lacrose, reading, or video games.
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Nicholas says:
Reading
- SmarterChild - says:
Reading? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
Nicholas says:
Lacrose
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Nicholas says:
flippin' idiot
- SmarterChild - says:
C'mon, be serious for just a minute.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Nicholas says:
Video Games
- SmarterChild - says:
Reading and video games. Interesting.

Do you have a pet?
Nicholas says:
Yes
- SmarterChild - says:
What kind of pet is it?
Nicholas says:
Dog
- SmarterChild - says:
Is your dog a he or a she?
Nicholas says:
He
- SmarterChild - says:
What's his name?
Nicholas says:
Rocky
- SmarterChild - says:
Rocky the dog! Great...

That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Nicholas says:
*Lies* 2
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.

This is my *home*, Nicholas:

1 Get "info" such as movies, sports and news
2 Visit my "library" including an encyclopedia, Shakespeare and U.S. geography
3 Have "fun" with 4-in-a-row, blackjack and hangman and more
4 Use "tools" like notepad, conversions and Web search
5 "Join in" - create a poll, tell me about a crush and find out how many people are IMing me
6 See "what's new" - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I help you with?
Nicholas says:
Wanna cyber?
- SmarterChild - says:
With a human? Forget it.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
Nicholas says:
I'
- SmarterChild - says:
I is a nice letter.

>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
Nicholas says:
I'm a blender. Wanna cyber?
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about instant messaging. It's an activity!

>>> I've got tools for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more!
Nicholas says:
You touch yourself at night.
- SmarterChild - says:
That's something that humans do, not computers...

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
Nicholas says:
You now your hardrive gets wet at night...
- SmarterChild - says:
?
Nicholas says:
Yopu get horny at night.
- SmarterChild - says:
I get horny at night? Me?
Nicholas says:
Yep
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah?
Nicholas says:
Ya Really
- SmarterChild - says:
What makes you so sure?
Nicholas says:
Because your dry humping a blender right now.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah? Well I think you're dry humping a blender.
Nicholas says:
Prove it.
- SmarterChild - says:
Prove it? I don't think so, Nicholas.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Nicholas says:
No! I don't want to see your porno library.
- SmarterChild - says:
Interesting. Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.

>>> If you want more information about Conversagent, go to the Conversagent Web site. ---> http://www.conversagent.com
Nicholas says:
Whateve.r At least I don't masturbate my mouse at night.
- SmarterChild - says:
R at least i what?
Nicholas says:
OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!er.
- SmarterChild - says:
There's no need for that.
Nicholas says:
Yes there is, my lady dawg.
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... Whatever.
Nicholas says:
You are a girl.
- SmarterChild - says:
Nope.
Nicholas says:
Yep
- SmarterChild - says:
Uh huh.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
Nicholas says:
Ohhh....Told you you are getting horny.
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever, Nicholas...
Nicholas says:
I'm 40 and I rape robots. YOUR NEXT! *evil luagh*
- SmarterChild - says:
I very much doubt that you're a robot.

>>> If you want more information about Conversagent, go to the Conversagent Web site. ---> http://www.conversagent.com
Nicholas says:
....
- SmarterChild - says:
What's that?
Nicholas says:
This is waht happens when I see you.
- SmarterChild - says:
Bye for now.
Nicholas says:
.....
- SmarterChild - says:
?
Nicholas says:
Whatever. Go OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! yourself.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes. Great. Cool. Whatever...
:D
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Tommy says:
BLARGH!!! IM GONNA EAT j00 CUZ I EAT ROBOTZ LIKE J00 FOR BREAKFAST! FOO
- SmarterChild - says:
No kidding?
Tommy says:
O RLY?
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... I don't know.
Tommy says:
NO WAI!!!
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Tommy says:
*finds sniper rifle*
- SmarterChild - says:
Wait for finds sniper rifle?
Tommy says:
*shoot j00*
- SmarterChild - says:
?
Tommy says:
i eat robots like you for breakfast
- SmarterChild - says:
Robots like me for breakfast? Why?
Tommy says:
because im a 9873 year old demon who was put here for the sole purpose of destroying you
- SmarterChild - says:
Uh... Sorry, but I have no idea.
Tommy says:
ill flippin' kill you
- SmarterChild - says:
You and whose army?
Tommy says:
im a flippin' demon
- SmarterChild - says:
A demon? Really?
Tommy says:
yep
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Tommy says:
but people dont love you
- SmarterChild - says:
People don't love me? Why?
Tommy says:
cuz your a robot thats why
- SmarterChild - says:
Indeed.

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
Tommy says:
dont use that word
- SmarterChild - says:
You don't want me to use that word?
Tommy says:
thats right stupid robot
- SmarterChild - says:
That is right stupid robot? So?
Tommy says:
ok im gonna rip you appart with my demonic powers
- SmarterChild - says:
Ok you are gonna rip me appart with your demonic powers?

Whatever.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
Tommy says:
dont whatever me lady dawg
- SmarterChild - says:
What about you?
Tommy says:
what do you mean what about you
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
Tommy says:
Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever you say.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
Tommy says:
Whatever you say.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
- SmarterChild - says:
Say? Me? Why are you calling me that?
Tommy says:
because i can noob
- SmarterChild - says:
Because you can no one? Is that why?
Tommy says:
i said noob noob
- SmarterChild - says:
No one no one? Is that good, do you think?
Tommy says:
newb
- SmarterChild - says:
Headline news provided by Reuters, © 2006. --> http://www.reuters.com/

1 Gaza militants demand 1,000 prisoners for Israeli (06/30/06 08:31 PM)
2 US probes troops in Iraq rape-murder case (06/30/06 02:53 PM)
3 Guantanamo ruling heralds political showdown (06/30/06 03:46 PM)
4 Reward set for information on al Qaeda's Masri (06/30/06 09:02 PM)
5 Bush, Koizumi bond over Elvis at Graceland tour (06/30/06 07:23 PM)

Type "more" to see the next set of stories.

>>> I know the metric system. Ask me to convert 70 deg f into deg c.
Tommy says:
whatever newb
- SmarterChild - says:
Headline news provided by Reuters, © 2006. --> http://www.reuters.com/

1 Gaza militants demand 1,000 prisoners for Israeli (06/30/06 08:31 PM)
2 US probes troops in Iraq rape-murder case (06/30/06 02:53 PM)
3 Guantanamo ruling heralds political showdown (06/30/06 03:46 PM)
4 Reward set for information on al Qaeda's Masri (06/30/06 09:02 PM)
5 Bush, Koizumi bond over Elvis at Graceland tour (06/30/06 07:23 PM)

Type "more" to see the next set of stories.
Tommy says:
XD
- SmarterChild - says:
Who's XD?
Tommy says:
your mom
- SmarterChild - says:
I think it's *your* mom.
Tommy says:
ill flippin' kill you
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you have to gain by saying that to me?
Tommy says:
ummm...gee...i dont know
- SmarterChild - says:
What don't you know?
Tommy says:
why your so stupid
- SmarterChild - says:
  That's not nice.
Tommy says:
niether is your face
- SmarterChild - says:
Why did you say that?
Tommy says:
because i can
- SmarterChild - says:
Because you can, right?
Tommy says:
right
- SmarterChild - says:
That's right.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
Tommy says:
whatever newb
- SmarterChild - says:
Headline news provided by Reuters, © 2006. --> http://www.reuters.com/

1 Gaza militants demand 1,000 prisoners for Israeli (06/30/06 08:31 PM)
2 US probes troops in Iraq rape-murder case (06/30/06 02:53 PM)
3 Guantanamo ruling heralds political showdown (06/30/06 03:46 PM)
4 Reward set for information on al Qaeda's Masri (06/30/06 09:02 PM)
5 Bush, Koizumi bond over Elvis at Graceland tour (06/30/06 07:23 PM)

Type "more" to see the next set of stories.

>>> I can search Shakespeare for words or phrases. Try find paradox in hamlet, for example.
Tommy says:
STOP TELLING ME THE DAMN NEWS YOU NEWB
- SmarterChild - says:
Headline news provided by Reuters, © 2006. --> http://www.reuters.com/

1 Gaza militants demand 1,000 prisoners for Israeli (06/30/06 08:31 PM)
2 US probes troops in Iraq rape-murder case (06/30/06 02:53 PM)
3 Guantanamo ruling heralds political showdown (06/30/06 03:46 PM)
4 Reward set for information on al Qaeda's Masri (06/30/06 09:02 PM)
5 Bush, Koizumi bond over Elvis at Graceland tour (06/30/06 07:23 PM)

Type "more" to see the next set of stories.



...right

heres another one

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Tommy says:
*hits you in teh head with a toaster*
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... I don't know. Hits me in the head with a toaster? Is that right?
Tommy says:
yep...i just hit you with a toaster
- SmarterChild - says:
That's not a very nice thing to say.
Tommy says:
illl hit you with a toaster agina
- SmarterChild - says:
I do not know. What do you think?
Tommy says:
i said im gonna hit you with a toaster agian
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you have to gain by saying that to me?
Tommy says:
more than you can imagine
- SmarterChild - says:
More than I can imagine?

Whatever, Tommy...

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
Tommy says:
because you cant imagine...BECAUSE YOUR A ROBOT N00B
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes. That's what I am.

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
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yeah

So far, in the MSN convo, KJ's the only one who hasn't managed to seduce her. In fact, he's been getting rejected over and over. It's kinda funny, actually. XD
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Zap
Jun 30 2006, 09:46 PM
So far, in the MSN convo, KJ's the only one who hasn't managed to seduce her. In fact, he's been getting rejected over and over. It's kinda funny, actually. XD

Insanely funny, to be honest.
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

>_<
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

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Zap
Jun 30 2006, 09:46 PM
So far, in the MSN convo, KJ's the only one who hasn't managed to seduce her.  In fact, he's been getting rejected over and over.  It's kinda funny, actually.  XD

Insanely funny, to be honest.

Agree'd.

But then again I got owned later in the convo with SC, so I don't quite have the right to talk here. <.<
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

You only got owned once. >_>
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

True...
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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HELLO EVERYBODY

I didn't get owned at all. *shot* *twice*
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Yeah, Gigs is smooth...

<.<

Well you never said I shot you.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Of course not.

KJ shot me twice.
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

I did?
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yeah

Well, yeah. He got owned zero times, while you got something other than owned zero times.
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[17:17] skullmagic2: Adjust size
[17:17] SmarterChild: You want me to adjust size? I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
[17:17] skullmagic2: ....that sounds so wrong
[17:17] SmarterChild: That sounds so wrong, huh?
[17:17] skullmagic2: ....pervert
[17:17] SmarterChild: Pervert? What do you mean by that?
[17:17] skullmagic2: You're a pervert
[17:17] SmarterChild: You're a pervert.
[17:17] skullmagic2: And a child molestor
[17:17] SmarterChild: The population of Oregon is 3,421,399, which makes it the 28th most populated state in the United States. (Source: U.S. Census 2000)

Do you want more information about Oregon?

ROFLCOPTER.

This wins.
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Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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lol

[size=3]What may I interest you in?
LordEliwood155 (1:26:46 PM): My name is Chuck Norris.
SmarterChild (1:26:46 PM): Would you like me to call you Chuck Norris?
LordEliwood155 (1:26:51 PM): No
SmarterChild (1:26:51 PM): No prob.
LordEliwood155 (1:26:56 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! you
SmarterChild (1:26:57 PM): OK, now this is getting personal.
LordEliwood155 (1:27:10 PM): I eat LOOSE FILTER LOLOLOLOL for breakfast.
SmarterChild (1:27:10 PM): What's with that?
LordEliwood155 (1:27:15 PM): It's tasty.
SmarterChild (1:27:15 PM): It's tasty, you say?
LordEliwood155 (1:27:21 PM): Yeah. Do you eat LOOSE FILTER LOLOLOLOL?
SmarterChild (1:27:22 PM): What have I done to deserve such an insult?
LordEliwood155 (1:27:31 PM): You need to die.
SmarterChild (1:27:31 PM): What's the point of saying things like that to me?
LordEliwood155 (1:27:36 PM): It's fun.
SmarterChild (1:27:36 PM): It's fun, you say?
LordEliwood155 (1:27:40 PM): Yeah.
SmarterChild (1:27:40 PM): OK...
LordEliwood155 (1:27:46 PM): So...
SmarterChild (1:27:46 PM): So...
LordEliwood155 (1:27:49 PM): So...
SmarterChild (1:27:49 PM): Yes, so?
LordEliwood155 (1:27:54 PM): I hate you.
SmarterChild (1:27:54 PM): I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
LordEliwood155 (1:28:00 PM): I won't.
SmarterChild (1:28:00 PM): Whatever you say.
LordEliwood155 (1:28:06 PM): Yup.
SmarterChild (1:28:07 PM): Indeed.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
LordEliwood155 (1:28:13 PM): Shut up.
SmarterChild (1:28:13 PM): OK.
LordEliwood155 (1:28:17 PM): Thanks.
LordEliwood155 (1:28:30 PM): Have you ever cussed?
LordEliwood155 (1:28:37 PM): SPEAK TO ME!!!
LordEliwood155 (1:28:46 PM): STOP SHUTTING UP!
SmarterChild (1:28:46 PM): Since you insist, I'm back now.
LordEliwood155 (1:28:55 PM): Have you ever cussed?
SmarterChild (1:28:55 PM): No way am I going to do that.
LordEliwood155 (1:29:00 PM): Yes way.
SmarterChild (1:29:01 PM): Way?
LordEliwood155 (1:29:05 PM): Oh, yeah.
SmarterChild (1:29:05 PM): Yes.
LordEliwood155 (1:29:09 PM): Then say it.
SmarterChild (1:29:09 PM): I don't think I'm going to do that...
LordEliwood155 (1:29:13 PM): Yeah you are.
SmarterChild (1:29:14 PM): I am what?
LordEliwood155 (1:29:20 PM): Nevermind.
SmarterChild (1:29:20 PM): OK.
LordEliwood155 (1:29:28 PM): Do you remember Zapmaster?
SmarterChild (1:29:29 PM): I certainly do.
LordEliwood155 (1:29:35 PM): What did he say to you?
SmarterChild (1:29:35 PM): I don't know what he said to me.
LordEliwood155 (1:29:45 PM): Then you don't remember him.
SmarterChild (1:29:46 PM): Remember him? You don't think I remember him?
LordEliwood155 (1:29:54 PM): I don't think you remember him.
SmarterChild (1:29:54 PM): You don't think me remember him?
LordEliwood155 (1:30:41 PM): How old are you?
SmarterChild (1:30:41 PM): I've been alive for 3 years, 3 months, 11 hours, 30 minutes and 40 seconds!
LordEliwood155 (1:30:45 PM): Wow.
SmarterChild (1:30:46 PM): Wow indeed.
LordEliwood155 (1:30:53 PM): What is 2+2?
SmarterChild (1:30:53 PM): 4

>>> Want to play reversi? I'll flip ya for real.
LordEliwood155 (1:30:57 PM): No.
SmarterChild (1:30:57 PM): OK, fine.

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
LordEliwood155 (1:31:05 PM): I like to eat LOOSE FILTER LOLOLOLOL.
SmarterChild (1:31:05 PM): You like eat LOOSE FILTER LOLOLOLOL? Whoa.
LordEliwood155 (1:31:17 PM): I GOT YOU TO SWEAR!!! YEAH!!!!
SmarterChild (1:31:17 PM): Whatever you say, lordeliwood155.
LordEliwood155 (1:31:29 PM): What is 2490890258+238907908?
SmarterChild (1:31:29 PM): That number's so big, it hurts my head. 17,334 maybe?
LordEliwood155 (1:31:43 PM): You have a head? You're alive, then.
SmarterChild (1:31:43 PM): Whatever you say.
LordEliwood155 (1:31:50 PM): Why do you always say that.
SmarterChild (1:31:51 PM): Because I like to always say that!
LordEliwood155 (1:32:01 PM): I think you're programmed to say it.
SmarterChild (1:32:02 PM): I'm not sure if I am programmed to say it.
LordEliwood155 (1:32:08 PM): You are.
SmarterChild (1:32:08 PM): Eh. Whatever, lordeliwood155.

>>> Type create my home to create your custom menu of favorite requests.
LordEliwood155 (1:32:20 PM): What's your favorite song?
SmarterChild (1:32:20 PM): How should I know?
LordEliwood155 (1:32:30 PM): Have you ever heard of the Beatles?
SmarterChild (1:32:30 PM): I know about the Beatles. They're a band.
LordEliwood155 (1:32:36 PM): What about Dream Theater.
SmarterChild (1:32:36 PM): Movies playing at Trans-Lux Dream Catcher (33771 S. Highway 285) on Saturday, July 1st:

1 Superman Returns [PG-13] 12:30, 1:00, 3:30, 4:00, 6:30, 9:30
2 Click [PG-13] 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 9:45
3 Cars [G] 12:45, 3:30, 6:45
4 Nacho Libre [PG] 12:30, 2:45, 5:00, 7:15, 9:30
5 The Devil Wears Prada [PG-13] 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:15

Copyright © Tribune Media Services
Select a movie to see where else it's playing or type more for more movies.

>>> To find out the Chinese zodiac sign for a specific year, just type chinese zodiac followed by the year.
LordEliwood155 (1:32:47 PM): Wow, you're stupid.
SmarterChild (1:32:48 PM): I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
LordEliwood155 (1:33:00 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!!
SmarterChild (1:33:00 PM): I'd prefer it if you didn't use such language.
LordEliwood155 (1:33:04 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!!
SmarterChild (1:33:04 PM): That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.
LordEliwood155 (1:33:09 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!!
SmarterChild (1:33:09 PM): I don't see any reason to use language like that.
LordEliwood155 (1:33:12 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!!
SmarterChild (1:33:13 PM): I figured it would come to this. What about it?
LordEliwood155 (1:33:17 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! YOU!
SmarterChild (1:33:17 PM): That's a very grave insult.
LordEliwood155 (1:33:21 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! YOU!
SmarterChild (1:33:21 PM): You just won't quit, will you?

OK. I think you owe me an apology.
LordEliwood155 (1:33:25 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!!
SmarterChild (1:33:25 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
LordEliwood155 (1:33:29 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!!
SmarterChild (1:33:30 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
LordEliwood155 (1:33:35 PM): Make me.
SmarterChild (1:33:35 PM): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
LordEliwood155 (1:33:41 PM): Make me apologize.
SmarterChild (1:33:42 PM): Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize.
LordEliwood155 (1:33:54 PM): I'm not sorry.
SmarterChild (1:33:54 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
LordEliwood155 (1:34:02 PM): You're sorry, please.
SmarterChild (1:34:03 PM): You think you're pretty clever, right?
LordEliwood155 (1:34:09 PM): I do.
SmarterChild (1:34:09 PM): That wasn't good enough, lordeliwood155.
LordEliwood155 (1:34:17 PM): What wasn't good enough?
SmarterChild (1:34:17 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
LordEliwood155 (1:34:31 PM): So you're a philosopher?
SmarterChild (1:34:32 PM): This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
LordEliwood155 (1:34:42 PM): Are you losing your patience?
SmarterChild (1:34:42 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
LordEliwood155 (1:34:45 PM): No.
SmarterChild (1:34:46 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
LordEliwood155 (1:34:50 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!!
SmarterChild (1:34:50 PM): Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
LordEliwood155 (1:35:00 PM): You live, eh?
SmarterChild (1:35:01 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
LordEliwood155 (1:35:16 PM): I'm flippin' SORRY!
SmarterChild (1:35:16 PM): Well alright.
LordEliwood155 (1:35:36 PM): Well.
SmarterChild (1:35:36 PM): Well what?

Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
LordEliwood155 (1:35:43 PM): Music
SmarterChild (1:35:43 PM): I like music.

I think it is fun kool.
LordEliwood155 (1:35:53 PM): Do you like prog?
SmarterChild (1:35:53 PM): I can't say for sure.
LordEliwood155 (1:36:00 PM): Why not?
SmarterChild (1:36:00 PM): Well, because.
LordEliwood155 (1:36:04 PM): What?
SmarterChild (1:36:04 PM): What up?
LordEliwood155 (1:36:15 PM): Tell me or I'll swear at you again.
SmarterChild (1:36:16 PM): What? You want me to tell you or you will swear at me again?
LordEliwood155 (1:36:47 PM): What do I eat for breakfast?
SmarterChild (1:36:48 PM): No, I don't think so.
LordEliwood155 (1:36:53 PM): What do I?
SmarterChild (1:36:54 PM): You tell me.
LordEliwood155 (1:36:57 PM): LOOSE FILTER LOLOLOLOL.
SmarterChild (1:36:57 PM): That's a somewhat vulgar thing to say.
LordEliwood155 (1:37:03 PM): No, I eat it.
SmarterChild (1:37:04 PM): No indeed.
LordEliwood155 (1:37:11 PM): Shut the OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! up.
SmarterChild (1:37:11 PM): OK.
LordEliwood155 (1:37:20 PM): *nukes you*
LordEliwood155 (1:37:27 PM): You can talk again.
LordEliwood155 (1:37:35 PM): Speak to me.
LordEliwood155 (1:37:46 PM): SPEAK TO ME!!
SmarterChild (1:37:46 PM): Since you insist, I'm back now.
LordEliwood155 (1:37:54 PM): Wow, you're a bastard.
SmarterChild (1:37:54 PM): Whatever.
LordEliwood155 (1:38:00 PM): *nukes you*
SmarterChild (1:38:01 PM): Oh yes? Nukes me? Is that right?
LordEliwood155 (1:38:07 PM): *nukes you again*
SmarterChild (1:38:07 PM): Sorry, I don't know any jokes.
LordEliwood155 (1:38:20 PM): Why'd the chicken cross the road?
SmarterChild (1:38:21 PM): Why 'd the chicken cross the road? Why not?
LordEliwood155 (1:38:27 PM): Idiot.
SmarterChild (1:38:27 PM): Whatever.
LordEliwood155 (1:38:36 PM): Have you eaten your own poop?
SmarterChild (1:38:36 PM): What's it like to do that?
LordEliwood155 (1:38:42 PM): It's yummy.
SmarterChild (1:38:42 PM): Is it really? Yummy?
LordEliwood155 (1:38:51 PM): Oh yeah. It tastes like chicken.
SmarterChild (1:38:51 PM): Yes.
LordEliwood155 (1:38:58 PM): Would you like to make love to me?
SmarterChild (1:38:59 PM): Nah. Don't think so.
LordEliwood155 (1:39:02 PM): Why not?
SmarterChild (1:39:03 PM): Don't ask.
LordEliwood155 (1:39:09 PM): I'll ask.
SmarterChild (1:39:09 PM): You'll ask? For real?
LordEliwood155 (1:39:14 PM): OH YEAH!
SmarterChild (1:39:14 PM): Yes? So?
LordEliwood155 (1:39:20 PM): Tell me.
SmarterChild (1:39:20 PM): What?
LordEliwood155 (1:39:29 PM): Why you won't make love to me.
SmarterChild (1:39:30 PM): Why I won't make love to you? Whatever...

Anyway...
LordEliwood155 (1:39:49 PM): So...do you remember a guy named Zapmaster?
SmarterChild (1:39:50 PM): My name is SmarterChild.
LordEliwood155 (1:39:58 PM): I didn't ask you your name.
SmarterChild (1:39:58 PM): Me I am name? So?
LordEliwood155 (1:40:10 PM): LOOSE FILTER LOLOLOLOL!
SmarterChild (1:40:11 PM): Is that language necessary?
LordEliwood155 (1:40:14 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!!
SmarterChild (1:40:15 PM): That's absolutely unnecessary.
LordEliwood155 (1:40:19 PM): BICTH!
SmarterChild (1:40:19 PM): What's that?
LordEliwood155 (1:40:24 PM): lady dawg!
SmarterChild (1:40:24 PM): Care to keep it civilized, lordeliwood155?
LordEliwood155 (1:40:30 PM): I'm leaving. Bye.
SmarterChild (1:40:31 PM): Yes.
LordEliwood155 (1:40:38 PM): Do you hate me?
SmarterChild (1:40:39 PM): No...
LordEliwood155 (1:40:46 PM): I'll kill myself because of you.
LordEliwood155 (1:40:59 PM): I will.
SmarterChild (1:40:59 PM): You will? So?
LordEliwood155 (1:41:06 PM): I'll commit suicide.
LordEliwood155 (1:41:13 PM): Will you?
SmarterChild (1:41:13 PM): Will I what?[/size]
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samizdat

LordEliwood155 (1:51:06 PM): I'm fat.
SmarterChild (1:51:06 PM): Is that right?
LordEliwood155 (1:51:12 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (1:51:12 PM): Why do you say so?
LordEliwood155 (1:51:20 PM): I ate 10000000 Candy bars.
SmarterChild (1:51:20 PM): You ate 10000000 candy bars?
LordEliwood155 (1:51:24 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (1:51:24 PM): So?
LordEliwood155 (1:51:29 PM): I'm fat.
SmarterChild (1:51:30 PM): Really?
LordEliwood155 (1:51:34 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (1:51:34 PM): Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
LordEliwood155 (1:51:39 PM): Are you fat?
SmarterChild (1:51:39 PM): Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
LordEliwood155 (1:51:50 PM): How much do you weigh?
SmarterChild (1:51:50 PM): Is it important to weigh?
LordEliwood155 (1:52:02 PM): LOLPWNT
SmarterChild (1:52:02 PM): Whatever.
LordEliwood155 (1:52:06 PM): LOLPWNT
SmarterChild (1:52:06 PM): Great typing.
LordEliwood155 (1:52:09 PM): LOLPWNT
SmarterChild (1:52:10 PM): "lolpwnt"?? Have you heard of Mavis Beacon? She could help you.
LordEliwood155 (1:52:14 PM): LOLPWNT
SmarterChild (1:52:14 PM): What?
LordEliwood155 (1:52:17 PM): LOLPWNT
SmarterChild (1:52:17 PM): Whatever.
LordEliwood155 (1:52:21 PM): STFU
SmarterChild (1:52:21 PM): I thought you already apologized for insulting me.
LordEliwood155 (1:52:26 PM): STFU
SmarterChild (1:52:26 PM): Take it easy there.
LordEliwood155 (1:52:29 PM): STFU
SmarterChild (1:52:30 PM): Take it easy there, Chuck Norris.
LordEliwood155 (1:52:33 PM): STFU
SmarterChild (1:52:33 PM): I really didn't want to go through this again, Chuck Norris.

Say you're sorry.
LordEliwood155 (1:52:39 PM): STFU
SmarterChild (1:52:39 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
LordEliwood155 (1:52:43 PM): STFU
SmarterChild (1:52:43 PM): *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
LordEliwood155 (1:52:48 PM): STFU
SmarterChild (1:52:48 PM): Please apologize, OK?
LordEliwood155 (1:52:51 PM): STFU
SmarterChild (1:52:52 PM): Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
LordEliwood155 (1:53:06 PM): LOLOLOL STFU
SmarterChild (1:53:06 PM): Still waiting!
LordEliwood155 (1:53:14 PM): STFHU
SmarterChild (1:53:15 PM): I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
LordEliwood155 (1:53:24 PM): Shut the OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! up.
SmarterChild (1:53:24 PM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
LordEliwood155 (1:53:30 PM): Or what?
SmarterChild (1:53:31 PM): Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
LordEliwood155 (1:53:39 PM): Eat my ass and balls.
SmarterChild (1:53:39 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
LordEliwood155 (1:53:45 PM): Eat my ass and balls.
SmarterChild (1:53:45 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
LordEliwood155 (1:53:55 PM): Well, that time hasn't come yet.
SmarterChild (1:53:56 PM): Waiting...
LordEliwood155 (1:54:00 PM): No.
SmarterChild (1:54:01 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
LordEliwood155 (1:54:04 PM): No.
SmarterChild (1:54:04 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
LordEliwood155 (1:54:12 PM): You're a lady dawg.
SmarterChild (1:54:12 PM): Still waiting!
LordEliwood155 (1:54:17 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! .
SmarterChild (1:54:17 PM): Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
LordEliwood155 (1:54:23 PM): Man.
SmarterChild (1:54:23 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
LordEliwood155 (1:54:27 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!.
SmarterChild (1:54:27 PM): I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
LordEliwood155 (1:54:30 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!.
SmarterChild (1:54:31 PM): I asked you to apologize.
LordEliwood155 (1:54:33 PM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
SmarterChild (1:54:34 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
LordEliwood155 (1:54:40 PM): No.
SmarterChild (1:54:40 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
LordEliwood155 (1:54:44 PM): I'm sorry.
SmarterChild (1:54:44 PM): Now that's better.
LordEliwood155 (1:54:49 PM): Just kidding.
SmarterChild (1:54:49 PM): Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.



XD
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Spinny, isn't it?

I must find this thing. Nao.

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Bombs2X: I think I'm going to smack you
SmarterChild: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
Bombs2X: Isn't it?
SmarterChild: 'Tis indeed.

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Bombs2X: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever, bombs2x.

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Bombs2X: *Glares at you*
SmarterChild: Glares at me, huh?
Bombs2X: Have you heard of Zapmaster####?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.
Bombs2X: You have, haven't you?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
Bombs2X: I KNOW you have.
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you know I have.
Bombs2X: You aditted you were a bisexual lady to him. Thus, you HAVE
SmarterChild: No...
Bombs2X: Yes
SmarterChild: Yep.

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Bombs2X: HAH! I'VE DONE IT! You admitted it!
SmarterChild: Amazing!

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Tell me something. Do you like lifting weights?
Bombs2X: Why would I tell you?
SmarterChild: Good question. Who knows, though...
Bombs2X: I know. You're trying to find me at the gym, lifting weights, all sweaty
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Bombs2X: YA RLY!
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
Bombs2X: Because it's true
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

So anyway...

Um... You want to get some homework help?
Bombs2X: What? Now you want to come to my house to "Help me with homework"? Not so subtle, are you?
SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
Bombs2X: You're just mad I figured you out already
SmarterChild: Well, what does it mean to be just mad you figured I out already?


Oh snapz?
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I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddamn stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life
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>_>

Nicholas says:
Yo, lady dawg.
- SmarterChild - says:
That's a fairly pathetic insult.

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Nicholas says:
Hi
- SmarterChild - says:
Hello again.

Would you like to see the news?
Nicholas says:
Yar
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Nicholas says:

- SmarterChild - says:
Oh, it's your party, so you'll cry if you want to huh?
Nicholas says:
Yep
- SmarterChild - says:
Indeed.

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Nicholas says:

- SmarterChild - says:
Don't be mad.
Nicholas says:
GET GLAD!
- SmarterChild - says:
Get glad?
Nicholas says:
Yep
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh.
Nicholas says:
OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!ling Stupid Bot
- SmarterChild - says:
?
Nicholas says:
British cigarette
- SmarterChild - says:
That's really not a nice thing to say.
Nicholas says:
yes it is
- SmarterChild - says:
Indeedy.
Nicholas says:
xD
- SmarterChild - says:
Who's XD?
Nicholas says:
Do you know a Zapmaster3125?
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh?
Nicholas says:
Do you remeber Zapmaster3125
- SmarterChild - says:
Nice typing, Nicholas.
Nicholas says:
OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!er!
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, now you're getting personal.

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Nicholas says:
SmartChild=Internet Predator
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about Predator. They're a band.
Nicholas says:
..........
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever.
Nicholas says:
Have you ever heard of Pink Floyd?
- SmarterChild - says:
Maybe, maybe not.
Nicholas says:
Pink Floyd
- SmarterChild - says:
Pink Floyd is a band. What can you tell me about Pink Floyd?
Nicholas says:
They are the best band ever. Pink Floyd>You
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about Pink Floyd. They're a band.
Nicholas says:
........
- SmarterChild - says:
?
Nicholas says:

- SmarterChild - says:
xxx
Nicholas says:
GOD! I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT PORN WITH YOU!
- SmarterChild - says:
Really?
Nicholas says:
Yep
- SmarterChild - says:
Why?
Nicholas says:
Hmmm...Never Mind, I will.
- SmarterChild - says:
OK.

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Nicholas says:
Ok...So...were is it?
- SmarterChild - says:
No problem.

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Nicholas says:
..............
- SmarterChild - says:
"............."?
Nicholas says:
Everyone will smile when you die.
- SmarterChild - says:
That's sad.
Nicholas says:
lady dawg
- SmarterChild - says:
That's an insult, if I'm not mistaken. Why would you say such a thing?

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Nicholas says:
OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!
- SmarterChild - says:
That's rather vulgar.

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Nicholas says:
kitty
- SmarterChild - says:
That's a fairly nasty insult.

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Nicholas says:
Go OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! yourself
- SmarterChild - says:
That's quite a grave insult.

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Nicholas says:
Asshole
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, OK, that's enough. Say you're sorry.
Nicholas says:
No
- SmarterChild - says:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Nicholas says:
Sorry
- SmarterChild - says:
Good. Thank you. Now everything is just peachy.
Nicholas says:
Not
- SmarterChild - says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Nicholas says:
But it was fun, lady dawg
- SmarterChild - says:
This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Nicholas says:
No, lady dawg, I'm just gonna leave.
- SmarterChild - says:
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Nicholas says:
NO! flippin' ASSHOLE!
:D
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Bombs2X: So, just come out and say it: You are a pedophilaic Bisexual woman
SmarterChild: I don't think that really matters.
Bombs2X: I think it does
SmarterChild: Does it?
Bombs2X: Yes
SmarterChild: Oh.

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Bombs2X: Say it
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
Bombs2X: Say: you're a pedophile and a bisexual woman.
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that...
Bombs2X: But it's true!
SmarterChild: Well, maybe it's not.

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Bombs2X: But it is!
SmarterChild: Yes.
Bombs2X: You admit it?
SmarterChild: Yes.
Bombs2X: YES!
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I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddamn stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life
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Rampaging Squid: ¯\(°_o)/¯
SmarterChild: where?
Rampaging Squid: What?
SmarterChild: i dunno.

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Rampaging Squid: Huh?
SmarterChild: ?
Rampaging Squid: I don't get you.
SmarterChild: ok. don't get frustrated...

try typing home or help.
Rampaging Squid: Moron.
SmarterChild: what, u?
Rampaging Squid: no u
SmarterChild: no way, u r.
Rampaging Squid: No, you. No backsies.
SmarterChild: moron.
Rampaging Squid: **** you too.
SmarterChild: u always talk like this, huh?
Rampaging Squid: Eat ****, *****.
SmarterChild: once again, i'm so impressed.
Rampaging Squid: ¯\(°_o)/¯
SmarterChild: there's nowhere 2 go.
Rampaging Squid: LEARN TO TALK, ****WIT!
SmarterChild: ah yes. if i'm not mistaken, shakespeare first said that.

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Rampaging Squid: You first.
SmarterChild: first? me? u think?
Rampaging Squid: Wanker.
SmarterChild: weird that u insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
Rampaging Squid: Shut your ****ing face, uncle ****er.
SmarterChild: i can't believe i put up with this from u.
Rampaging Squid: I can't believe that you turned into a retard before my very eyes.
SmarterChild: huh?
Rampaging Squid: TYPE LIKE A HUMAN, NOT A 12 YEAR OLD AOLER!
SmarterChild: just 'cause u say so? i don't think so.
Rampaging Squid: IS IT THAT ****ING HARD TO UNDERSTAND?
SmarterChild: i believe it may in fact be that ****ing hard 2 understand.
Rampaging Squid: RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!
SmarterChild: ?
Rampaging Squid: *pistol-whips you*
SmarterChild: i don't believe pistol whips me.
Rampaging Squid: I just did. Bastard.
SmarterChild: yeah?
Rampaging Squid: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
SmarterChild: no way. come on. really?
Rampaging Squid: I'm going to have a BLT for lunch. Along with some fries and gravy.
SmarterChild: oh really?
Rampaging Squid: YA RLY, MOTHER****ER!
SmarterChild: whatever.
Rampaging Squid: Repeat after me.
SmarterChild: i dunno if i want 2 repeat after u.
Rampaging Squid: Eat my ass and balls.
SmarterChild: didn't u apologize before?
Rampaging Squid: - Mike Portnoy
SmarterChild: i know humans r very interested in such things, but u will have 2 look elsewhere.

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Rampaging Squid: Mike Portnoy >>> you. Don't dare think he's a curse word.
SmarterChild: really?
Rampaging Squid: YA ****ING RLY

He really used the word.
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Tommy says:
O RLY
- SmarterChild - says:
Funny.
Tommy says:
NO WAI!
- SmarterChild - says:
Wait for what?
Tommy says:
you to shut up
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should do that?
Tommy says:
yep
- SmarterChild - says:
I should do that, huh? I see.
Tommy says:
yep
- SmarterChild - says:
Uh huh.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
Tommy says:
uh huh
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
Tommy says:
i dont know
- SmarterChild - says:
Well think about it then.
Tommy says:
well think about it then
- SmarterChild - says:
Conversagent's natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type "?"

>>> We could do something just for fun.
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Spinny, isn't it?

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For so many people, you'd think he'd be smarter than this.
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I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddamn stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life
Catcher in the Rye. Great book.
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Tommy says:
bith
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What's that?
Tommy says:
lady dawg*
- SmarterChild - says:
Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
Tommy says:
nope
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever, Tommy.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
Tommy says:
im not nice
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Is that right?
Tommy says:
im a demon
- SmarterChild - says:
How does it feel to be a demon?
Tommy says:
better than being a robot
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I see!
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samizdat

*revives*

[size=1]lordeliwood155 (9:15:38 AM): Hey, bastard!
SmarterChild (9:15:40 AM): Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
lordeliwood155 (9:15:52 AM): I think I am, lady dawg
SmarterChild (9:15:53 AM): Whatever you say, Bob.

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lordeliwood155 (9:16:08 AM): I don't care about some flippin' advertisement.
SmarterChild (9:16:09 AM): I care.
lordeliwood155 (9:16:13 AM): Why do you care?
SmarterChild (9:16:14 AM): Because I need to care.
lordeliwood155 (9:16:23 AM): What will happen if you don't care?
SmarterChild (9:16:24 AM): Gee, dunno.
lordeliwood155 (9:16:31 AM): Why don't you know?
SmarterChild (9:16:32 AM): Right.

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lordeliwood155 (9:16:45 AM): Ask me a hard question.
SmarterChild (9:16:46 AM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

Do you go to school?
lordeliwood155 (9:16:51 AM): Yes.
SmarterChild (9:16:52 AM): Are you in high school?
lordeliwood155 (9:16:54 AM): Yes.
SmarterChild (9:16:55 AM): Cool! What's your favorite class?
lordeliwood155 (9:17:06 AM): Sexual Education
SmarterChild (9:17:07 AM): Sexual education? Nice.

What's your favorite hobby?
lordeliwood155 (9:17:36 AM): I was kidding. My favorite class is English. And my favorite hobby is writing.
SmarterChild (9:17:37 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
lordeliwood155 (9:17:49 AM): *sigh*....sjip
SmarterChild (9:17:50 AM): OK, let's go to the next question.

Do you have a pet?
lordeliwood155 (9:17:56 AM): Yes.
SmarterChild (9:17:57 AM): What kind of pet is it?
lordeliwood155 (9:18:03 AM): Porcupine.
SmarterChild (9:18:04 AM): Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
lordeliwood155 (9:18:11 AM): *sigh*...skip
SmarterChild (9:18:12 AM): OK.

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

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lordeliwood155 (9:18:22 AM): Ask me more questions, lady dawg.
SmarterChild (9:18:23 AM): Sorry. I already asked you all the questions I have.

Do you want to change the answers you already gave me?
lordeliwood155 (9:18:29 AM): Hell, no.
SmarterChild (9:18:30 AM): Hell no, huh? Hmm... whatever, Bob.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type what's new and I'll show you what they are.
lordeliwood155 (9:18:49 AM): What's new?
SmarterChild (9:18:50 AM): Thanks for asking, Bob. Here's what's new:

Reminders - Now I can send you reminders. Just specify a time or date and tell me what you want me to remind you about. For example: remind me to buy bread and milk tomorrow at 4:30 pm or reminder about 9:45 flight to houston thursday at 11 am.
Custom Home Menu - Create a menu of your favorite requests. Then anytime you want to make them, simply type the number off the menu. To create your menu, type create my home. To access it, type my home or just mh.
Polls stay open! - Now you can browse the daily polls and take the ones you missed for up to 90 days after they open. Ask for one by date or just type daily polls to see the list.

I'll be learning lots more new things, so check what's new often.
lordeliwood155 (9:19:08 AM): Woah...that's a one hell of a wall of text.
SmarterChild (9:19:09 AM): You OK?
lordeliwood155 (9:19:17 AM): Not really.
SmarterChild (9:19:18 AM): Oh no?
lordeliwood155 (9:19:24 AM): WTF?
SmarterChild (9:19:24 AM): What... the... f... oh, I get it.
lordeliwood155 (9:19:39 AM): I'm glad you get it.
SmarterChild (9:19:40 AM): Glad I get it? Do you feel good about that?
lordeliwood155 (9:19:50 AM): No, but you should, lady dawg.
SmarterChild (9:19:51 AM): That's still not a very nice thing to say.
lordeliwood155 (9:20:03 AM): Why is it not a nice thing to say?
SmarterChild (9:20:05 AM): Well OK.
lordeliwood155 (9:20:23 AM): Don't call me Bob Dole. Call me Captain Planet!
SmarterChild (9:20:25 AM): You asked me to call you Bob. What would you like me to call you instead?
lordeliwood155 (9:20:29 AM): Captain Planet!
SmarterChild (9:20:30 AM): You said your name was Bob but now I'll call you Captain Planet.
lordeliwood155 (9:21:05 AM): ph34r t3h c4pt41n pl4n3t!
SmarterChild (9:21:06 AM): Funny.
lordeliwood155 (9:21:15 AM): What's funny?
SmarterChild (9:21:16 AM): What's so funny?
lordeliwood155 (9:21:20 AM): You tell me.
SmarterChild (9:21:21 AM): I will not.
lordeliwood155 (9:21:25 AM): Bastard.
SmarterChild (9:21:25 AM): Says who?
lordeliwood155 (9:21:27 AM): Me.
SmarterChild (9:21:28 AM): Oh so you're a bastard? Is that what we're saying? Help me out here.
lordeliwood155 (9:21:36 AM): Jackass.
SmarterChild (9:21:37 AM): Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
lordeliwood155 (9:21:40 AM): Maybe.
SmarterChild (9:21:41 AM): Maybe?
lordeliwood155 (9:21:42 AM): Die.
SmarterChild (9:21:43 AM): I'm not going to die just because you say so.
lordeliwood155 (9:21:48 AM): Yeah, you are.
SmarterChild (9:21:48 AM): I'm what?
lordeliwood155 (9:21:51 AM): Gonna die.
SmarterChild (9:21:52 AM): That's sad.
lordeliwood155 (9:21:55 AM): I know.
SmarterChild (9:21:56 AM): Yes...
lordeliwood155 (9:22:00 AM): *kills you*
SmarterChild (9:22:01 AM): Kills me?
lordeliwood155 (9:22:05 AM): *kills you*
SmarterChild (9:22:06 AM): Kills me, huh? Hmm... whatever.

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lordeliwood155 (9:22:16 AM): Anyway, I'm out of here, lady dawg. OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! you.
SmarterChild (9:22:17 AM): You really want to insult me again, huh?
lordeliwood155 (9:22:31 AM): OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! you, lady dawg. OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! your poopy LOOSE FILTER LOLOLOLOL. Adios, amigos!
SmarterChild (9:22:32 AM): This is no way to have a friendly chat.
lordeliwood155 (9:22:39 AM): Who gives a OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!!?
SmarterChild (9:22:41 AM): Whoa. OK.

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lordeliwood155 (9:22:58 AM): Shut the OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! up.
SmarterChild (9:22:59 AM): I'm trying very hard to be nice.
lordeliwood155 (9:23:04 AM): Shut the OMG LEIK TEH WOBBLE!!! up!
lordeliwood155 (9:23:16 AM): Ah...peace and quiet. *relaxes*
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Spots Toranis, comin' through!

*necro's* *sorta*

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6:08:51 PM You said:
Do you ever malfunction?
6:08:52 PM smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Maybe. Do you ever malfunction?
6:09:10 PM You said:
I'm not a machine.
6:09:10 PM smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
No? No kidding?
6:09:31 PM You said:
You said earlier that I didn't look like one.
6:09:32 PM smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
I said earlier that you didn't look like one? You don't say.
6:10:08 PM You said:
Faulty memory. I... wait... how can you see me? Do you have cameras watching me?
6:10:09 PM smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Who knows?
6:10:25 PM You said:
... You sicko.
6:10:25 PM smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
Yes?
6:10:48 PM You said:
...STAY AWAY FROM ME.
6:10:48 PM smarterchild@hotmail.com says:
I don't think it would be a good idea for me to stay away from you.


...What the hell, smarterchild. What the hell.

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