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I'm Stunned...
Topic Started: Jun 30 2006, 10:02 PM (356 Views)
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samizdat

So I was watching Headline News tonight, and I was stunned (as the topic clearly states). Apparently, a 15-year-old guy who had been suspended from school 20+ times, was working as a "buddy" to a mentally retarted 20-year-old woman with the maturity level of a 4 year old and an IQ of less than 50. This 15-year-old with a GPA of 0.0 molested the retarted woman and received (I can't believe this) 2 weeks in jail.

[size=20]WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO THIS COUNTRY!!?!?!?!?[/size]
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v_v

Wow...
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

This is a time when I believe that "shoot first, ask questions later" should apply.
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
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But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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HELLO EVERYBODY

'Country'? More like world.
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Painting the world the way you want it [:

<_< Indeed. This world suckzor.
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Me: O_o;;
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Ooh, my head is spinning...

.....

My faith in humanity just went down a pint
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I'm all out of faith in humanity.

Everytime I get alittle, I end up with negative amount 5 minutes later.
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Yea the world just gets worse and worse. v_v
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My God. Thats Horible X.x that poor Woman. any chance of humanity re-deming it self has suddenly been trapped in a small box and shot.
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When I went out to get the male, I had the strangest desire.

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Ouch. >_>
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Me: Er, while this event is certainly unsettling, I think we're overreacting just a tad. Not everyone is a total creep.
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Ah but i never had faith in humanity to begin with >.<
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When I went out to get the male, I had the strangest desire.

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Just what we need, another angst topic. **** no.

Granted, this piece of news is total bull on the part of his punishment. It was probably because he was a kid...though that shouldn't have any effect on his punishment. He committed a crime, then he committed a crime.

However, one bull**** incident like this doesn't mean "OMG humanity suxxorz." There's plenty of good things that go on as well, that just aren't reported as often by the media. And for things like this? Don't just sit around a complain about society, then. Work towards doing something to change it, even if it takes a while.
“The truth is, Colonel, that there’s no divine spark, bless you. There’s many a man alive with no more value than a dead dog. Believe me, when you’ve seen them hang each other…Equality? Christ in Heaven. What I’m fighting for is the right to prove I’m a better man than many. Where have you seen this divine spark in operation, Colonel? Where have you noticed this magnificent equality? The Great White Joker in the Sky dooms us all to stupidity or poverty from birth. No two things on the earth are equal or have an equal chance, not a leaf nor a tree. There’s many a man worse than me, and some better, but I don’t think race or country matters a damn. What matters is justice. ‘Tis why I’m here. I’ll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I’m Kilrain, and I God damn all gentlemen.” –Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels

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Me: ...why didn't I say that? >_>;;
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Jun 30 2006, 04:36 PM
Me: ...why didn't I say that? >_>;;

Didn't notice. Still, gets the point across.

*gives Adder a cookie*

EDIT: Referring to your earlier post, BTW.
“The truth is, Colonel, that there’s no divine spark, bless you. There’s many a man alive with no more value than a dead dog. Believe me, when you’ve seen them hang each other…Equality? Christ in Heaven. What I’m fighting for is the right to prove I’m a better man than many. Where have you seen this divine spark in operation, Colonel? Where have you noticed this magnificent equality? The Great White Joker in the Sky dooms us all to stupidity or poverty from birth. No two things on the earth are equal or have an equal chance, not a leaf nor a tree. There’s many a man worse than me, and some better, but I don’t think race or country matters a damn. What matters is justice. ‘Tis why I’m here. I’ll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I’m Kilrain, and I God damn all gentlemen.” –Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels

"Theirs not to reason why. Theirs but to do or die." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson

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But Druid admit it, society has indeed slipped over the years.
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Jun 30 2006, 04:42 PM
But Druid admit it, society has indeed slipped over the years.

Not necessarily. If you look at statistics, violent crime has actually gone down in recent years. If you're talking on a wider scale of years, it's simply because of a larger population. More people, more idiots.
“The truth is, Colonel, that there’s no divine spark, bless you. There’s many a man alive with no more value than a dead dog. Believe me, when you’ve seen them hang each other…Equality? Christ in Heaven. What I’m fighting for is the right to prove I’m a better man than many. Where have you seen this divine spark in operation, Colonel? Where have you noticed this magnificent equality? The Great White Joker in the Sky dooms us all to stupidity or poverty from birth. No two things on the earth are equal or have an equal chance, not a leaf nor a tree. There’s many a man worse than me, and some better, but I don’t think race or country matters a damn. What matters is justice. ‘Tis why I’m here. I’ll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I’m Kilrain, and I God damn all gentlemen.” –Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels

"Theirs not to reason why. Theirs but to do or die." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson

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I blame the fact that in several first-world countries, mostly America, you can sit on your ass your entire life and still feed yourself.
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Jun 30 2006, 05:52 PM
I blame the fact that in several first-world countries, mostly America, you can sit on your ass your entire life and still feed yourself.

Me: Silly Skull. You say that like it's a BAD thing!

>_>

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What happened to Zero Tolerance? Someone got expelled for turning a lost gun into the school's security office.
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Jun 30 2006, 04:42 PM
But Druid admit it, society has indeed slipped over the years.

Ancinet Roman Entertainment: Live humans whose only purpose is to kill other live humans.

Modern Entertainment: Live humans whose main purpose to beat the crap out of other live humans.

Progress, people. Progress.
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Jun 30 2006, 08:13 PM
What happened to Zero Tolerance? Someone got expelled for turning a lost gun into the school's security office.

Wow, that's kinda harsh.

But yeah, this needs no tolerance.
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Jun 30 2006, 05:15 PM
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Jun 30 2006, 08:13 PM
What happened to Zero Tolerance? Someone got expelled for turning a lost gun into the school's security office.

Wow, that's kinda harsh.

But yeah, this needs no tolerance.

http://www.zerointelligence.net
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Bugmeat
Jun 30 2006, 04:42 PM
But Druid admit it, society has indeed slipped over the years.

Ancinet Roman Entertainment: Live humans whose only purpose is to kill other live humans.

Modern Entertainment: Live humans whose main purpose to beat the crap out of other live humans.

Progress, people. Progress.

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The percentage of humans who do stupid stuff has been going down as of late, yes, but the stupid stuff itself has been getting stupider and stupider. For example, I heard about a woman who asked her doctor if it was normal for her to be breast feeding her baby at two years old... and a week or so later, the woman got thrown in jail for "molesting her child".


I think that as long as one of these stupid stunts doesn't end up wiping out humanity itself somehow, natural selection will eventually run its course, and all the idiots will die out.

...

Yes, I know, it's taking ****ing forever.
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Zap
Jun 30 2006, 08:26 PM
The percentage of humans who do stupid stuff has been going down as of late, yes, but the stupid stuff itself has been getting stupider and stupider. For example, I heard about a woman who asked her doctor if it was normal for her to be breast feeding her baby at two years old... and a week or so later, the woman got thrown in jail for "molesting her child".

...

Goddamnit, there goes the negative amount again.
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Zap
Jun 30 2006, 06:26 PM
I think that as long as one of these stupid stunts doesn't end up wiping out humanity itself somehow, natural selection will eventually run its course, and all the idiots will die out.

...

Yes, I know, it's taking ****ing forever.

Intelligent design, Zap. Intelligent design.
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Zap
Jun 30 2006, 05:26 PM
The percentage of humans who do stupid stuff has been going down as of late, yes, but the stupid stuff itself has been getting stupider and stupider.  For example, I heard about a woman who asked her doctor if it was normal for her to be breast feeding her baby at two years old... and a week or so later, the woman got thrown in jail for "molesting her child".


I think that as long as one of these stupid stunts doesn't end up wiping out humanity itself somehow, natural selection will eventually run its course, and all the idiots will die out.

...

Yes, I know, it's taking ****ing forever.

Well, the last time someone tried to speed it up, Hiroshima ended up on the wrong end of a nuke.
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O_o now that's just crazy >_<
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Jun 30 2006, 09:26 PM
The percentage of humans who do stupid stuff has been going down as of late, yes, but the stupid stuff itself has been getting stupider and stupider. For example, I heard about a woman who asked her doctor if it was normal for her to be breast feeding her baby at two years old... and a week or so later, the woman got thrown in jail for "molesting her child".


I think that as long as one of these stupid stunts doesn't end up wiping out humanity itself somehow, natural selection will eventually run its course, and all the idiots will die out.

...

Yes, I know, it's taking ****ing forever.

The only problem with natural selection is that humans have slowed it to a near halt. Not completely, because the people stupid enough to kill themselves can't breed, but we're definately hindering it.

But yes, I think that we're just the test run, as far as intelligent life goes (on Earth, anyway. I don't know about other planets. We may be the first or not. Not relevant here). Later intelligent life will learn from our mistakes, and life will get better and less stupid. It seems to have happened for quite a while over the passed 2 million years or so.

But hey, it's what I believe, so it can probably be discredited, since I'm crazy and all.
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God, I didn't want the topic to go angsty on me while I was gone. Hell, I still have faith in humanity and all that stuff. The only thing I'm losing faith in is our penal system and that strictness of our government. It's too lax, I say!
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When it is considered justice to kill someone for unjustly killing people, I'd say our penal system is too strict.
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Jun 30 2006, 08:34 PM
Zap
Jun 30 2006, 09:26 PM
The percentage of humans who do stupid stuff has been going down as of late, yes, but the stupid stuff itself has been getting stupider and stupider.  For example, I heard about a woman who asked her doctor if it was normal for her to be breast feeding her baby at two years old... and a week or so later, the woman got thrown in jail for "molesting her child".


I think that as long as one of these stupid stunts doesn't end up wiping out humanity itself somehow, natural selection will eventually run its course, and all the idiots will die out.

...

Yes, I know, it's taking ****ing forever.

The only problem with natural selection is that humans have slowed it to a near halt. Not completely, because the people stupid enough to kill themselves can't breed, but we're definately hindering it.

But yes, I think that we're just the test run, as far as intelligent life goes (on Earth, anyway. I don't know about other planets. We may be the first or not. Not relevant here). Later intelligent life will learn from our mistakes, and life will get better and less stupid. It seems to have happened for quite a while over the passed 2 million years or so.

But hey, it's what I believe, so it can probably be discredited, since I'm crazy and all.

I know a good way to speed up the process.


Take all the warning labels off electronics.
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Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

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yeah

Oh, I lost faith in the penal system a while ago, Eliwood.


Shade, it'd be even faster to just take the warning labels off of ladders.
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When I went out to get the male, I had the strangest desire.

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I saw this thing on Seinfeld about that. It was talking about helmets. "You see, there are laws requiring you to wear helmets. That's just stupid- if they weren't going to wear a helmet anyway, then you're forcing them to protect a brain that doesn't deserve to exist"
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Indeed, Skull. XD
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Jun 30 2006, 09:58 PM
I saw this thing on Seinfeld about that. It was talking about helmets. "You see, there are laws requiring you to wear helmets. That's just stupid- if they weren't going to wear a helmet anyway, then you're forcing them to protect a brain that doesn't deserve to exist"

Seinfeld ftw.

Same thing goes for seatbelts.
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I don't wear helmets =/
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Jul 1 2006, 01:02 AM
So I was watching Headline News tonight, and I was stunned (as the topic clearly states). Apparently, a 15-year-old guy who had been suspended from school 20+ times, was working as a "buddy" to a mentally retarted 20-year-old woman with the maturity level of a 4 year old and an IQ of less than 50. This 15-year-old with a GPA of 0.0 molested the retarted woman and received (I can't believe this) 2 weeks in jail.

[size=20]WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO THIS COUNTRY!!?!?!?!?[/size]

Time to quote/ripoff Vicas:

The WORLD is full of idiots, not the US. Now say it with me. Not US. WORLD.
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Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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Anyone wants to read about stupidity at its height, go get a book of Darwin Awards. My favourite one is when a guy from Norway threw a stick of dynamite to break some ice that had formed thickly over a lake nearby the previous night. The last thing he saw was his trusting golden retriever running back, with the stick in its mouth.
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SabreCut
Jul 1 2006, 03:28 AM
Anyone wants to read about stupidity at its height, go get a book of Darwin Awards. My favourite one is when a guy from Norway threw a stick of dynamite to break some ice that had formed thickly over a lake nearby the previous night. The last thing he saw was his trusting golden retriever running back, with the stick in its mouth.

I read one of those in a Book Store. I remember the guy who broke in and stole a WWII revolver from someone else, and then tried to rob a store with it. He didn't know he was being watched by a security camera, so he decided to kill the only witness, the store clerk.

"*CLICK*"

"Huh?"

Old weapons often have delayed responses, but he apparently didn't realize that. The dumbass looked right into the barrel of the gun with his eye to see if it was working.

*KABANG!*

Let's just say the police had to come and clean up a very bad mess, and it wasn't the store clerk.
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Ah, Darwin Awards. I try not to read them too often because they give my faith in humanity a temporary hit and I get all angst-like and stuff, but they can be funny if I'm already in a crappy mood. It's been a while, though, so I don't remember very many.


@ Ursper: Well, yeah. Why do you think they now have those warning labels on vending machines?
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Me: I like the one where the guy filming parachutists forgot his own parachute and got some nice footage of his own fall to his doom. And the one where the farmer put a plastic bag over his head to ward off bees and suffocated.
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