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Topic Started: Jul 2 2006, 11:19 PM (184 Views)
Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

One of the reviews for my ErkxLouise fanfic at FF.net:

BlackHole CO
 
You wrote a one-shot about a married woman cheating on her husband for her (technically non-legitimate) son? Ok then. Well... It was written well all things considered.

Maybe you should choose another...topic...next time.


Another topic...like...yaoi? :uguysrnutty:

I just found it funny.
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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iammax
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Erk? Pent and Louise's Son? You are a ****tard.

Reply with that.
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Naglfar
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY

Someone needs to play FE7.
1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request.

Put on your hard hat and head for the highways! From repairing country lanes, to constructing huge motorways your engineering skills will be put to the test in this fascinating simulation.

Lay out the traffic cones and punch through the concrete with your pneumatic drill as your new roadway starts to take shape. All of the tools of the trade are at your disposal including an asphalt planer, steamroller, marking machine and the whole gamut of machinery required to transform a building site into a super smooth motorway. As your skills grow you will be able to embark on a range of diverse missions. Country roads, pothole repairs, lane widening and motorway construction are all in a day's work for the hard hat highway heroes!

Dig for pay dirt and form your own civil engineering company. You will be starting modestly with small wheel loaders but success is in the soil! As your skills and reputation increase grow your business with the purchase of a huge selection of equipment including the heavy road roller!

Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator! In Street Cleaning Simulator you are the proud owner/operator of a small firm specialising in keeping the town's roads free from all the leaves and dirt that accumulate over time. Visit your office to learn what work the Mayor's office has for you.

Your vehicle is a highly sophisticated street cleaning machine. It's equipped with three highly powered and independently operated brushes. Whose work can be supported by highly powered water jets - which are needed to remove that stubborn street dirt.

You'll be operating on busy streets so you'll have to use your driving skills to avoid pedestrians and other road users. Remember to use your wing mirrors to help prevent crashing your vehicle.
Don't forget to fill up with fuel...and water......and empty out the muck from time to time.

Street Cleaning Simulator features highly detailed vehicles and a wonderfully crafted town for you to explore - and keep clean!

No more waiting on the hard shoulder in Europe to be rescued! Tow Truck Simulator places you in the role of the driver and operator of a rescue truck as you become the hero of the hour and rescue broken down vehicles and attend accidents. Or perhaps you will prefer to take the role of the driver of a dreaded towing truck and tow away illegally parked cars.

There are four models of tow trucks for you to choose from each with a crane and winch to remove every kind of vehicle. You will learn how to handle different cars to get them loaded as quickly as possible!

The large detailed 3D environment allows you to freely explore the roads around you whilst searching for drivers in distress.
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Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

Someone got horny off it:

magebear7
 
you should do another chap on
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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iammax
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Can I have the link to the story?
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Naglfar
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY

Someone needs better things to do.

And Maxie, check the Sprite/Art Forum.
1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request.

Put on your hard hat and head for the highways! From repairing country lanes, to constructing huge motorways your engineering skills will be put to the test in this fascinating simulation.

Lay out the traffic cones and punch through the concrete with your pneumatic drill as your new roadway starts to take shape. All of the tools of the trade are at your disposal including an asphalt planer, steamroller, marking machine and the whole gamut of machinery required to transform a building site into a super smooth motorway. As your skills grow you will be able to embark on a range of diverse missions. Country roads, pothole repairs, lane widening and motorway construction are all in a day's work for the hard hat highway heroes!

Dig for pay dirt and form your own civil engineering company. You will be starting modestly with small wheel loaders but success is in the soil! As your skills and reputation increase grow your business with the purchase of a huge selection of equipment including the heavy road roller!

Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator! In Street Cleaning Simulator you are the proud owner/operator of a small firm specialising in keeping the town's roads free from all the leaves and dirt that accumulate over time. Visit your office to learn what work the Mayor's office has for you.

Your vehicle is a highly sophisticated street cleaning machine. It's equipped with three highly powered and independently operated brushes. Whose work can be supported by highly powered water jets - which are needed to remove that stubborn street dirt.

You'll be operating on busy streets so you'll have to use your driving skills to avoid pedestrians and other road users. Remember to use your wing mirrors to help prevent crashing your vehicle.
Don't forget to fill up with fuel...and water......and empty out the muck from time to time.

Street Cleaning Simulator features highly detailed vehicles and a wonderfully crafted town for you to explore - and keep clean!

No more waiting on the hard shoulder in Europe to be rescued! Tow Truck Simulator places you in the role of the driver and operator of a rescue truck as you become the hero of the hour and rescue broken down vehicles and attend accidents. Or perhaps you will prefer to take the role of the driver of a dreaded towing truck and tow away illegally parked cars.

There are four models of tow trucks for you to choose from each with a crane and winch to remove every kind of vehicle. You will learn how to handle different cars to get them loaded as quickly as possible!

The large detailed 3D environment allows you to freely explore the roads around you whilst searching for drivers in distress.
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Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

You could look in fanfic...but here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3021618/1/
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Shade
Jul 2 2006, 08:26 PM
Someone got horny off it:

magebear7
 
you should do another chap on

I agree with this 'Magebear'.

>_>
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Angelix
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So very wrong.

It reminds me of Joseph in the Bible.
Characters:

~Active~

Lucia, Level 17 Mage Wizard.
Clare Level 6 Knight Lancer.
Allius, Level 5 Mercenary Lord.
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Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

GigaShadow555
Jul 2 2006, 08:33 PM
Shade
Jul 2 2006, 08:26 PM
Someone got horny off it:

magebear7
 
you should do another chap on

I agree with this 'Magebear'.

>_>

Sorry, Giggles, but my HeathxLegault fic comes first.
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Naglfar
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY

Garsh darnit.
1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request.

Put on your hard hat and head for the highways! From repairing country lanes, to constructing huge motorways your engineering skills will be put to the test in this fascinating simulation.

Lay out the traffic cones and punch through the concrete with your pneumatic drill as your new roadway starts to take shape. All of the tools of the trade are at your disposal including an asphalt planer, steamroller, marking machine and the whole gamut of machinery required to transform a building site into a super smooth motorway. As your skills grow you will be able to embark on a range of diverse missions. Country roads, pothole repairs, lane widening and motorway construction are all in a day's work for the hard hat highway heroes!

Dig for pay dirt and form your own civil engineering company. You will be starting modestly with small wheel loaders but success is in the soil! As your skills and reputation increase grow your business with the purchase of a huge selection of equipment including the heavy road roller!

Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator! In Street Cleaning Simulator you are the proud owner/operator of a small firm specialising in keeping the town's roads free from all the leaves and dirt that accumulate over time. Visit your office to learn what work the Mayor's office has for you.

Your vehicle is a highly sophisticated street cleaning machine. It's equipped with three highly powered and independently operated brushes. Whose work can be supported by highly powered water jets - which are needed to remove that stubborn street dirt.

You'll be operating on busy streets so you'll have to use your driving skills to avoid pedestrians and other road users. Remember to use your wing mirrors to help prevent crashing your vehicle.
Don't forget to fill up with fuel...and water......and empty out the muck from time to time.

Street Cleaning Simulator features highly detailed vehicles and a wonderfully crafted town for you to explore - and keep clean!

No more waiting on the hard shoulder in Europe to be rescued! Tow Truck Simulator places you in the role of the driver and operator of a rescue truck as you become the hero of the hour and rescue broken down vehicles and attend accidents. Or perhaps you will prefer to take the role of the driver of a dreaded towing truck and tow away illegally parked cars.

There are four models of tow trucks for you to choose from each with a crane and winch to remove every kind of vehicle. You will learn how to handle different cars to get them loaded as quickly as possible!

The large detailed 3D environment allows you to freely explore the roads around you whilst searching for drivers in distress.
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iammax
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...If you do not write the next chapter, you will die. >_>
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Shade
Jul 2 2006, 08:39 PM
GigaShadow555
Jul 2 2006, 08:33 PM
Shade
Jul 2 2006, 08:26 PM
Someone got horny off it:

magebear7
 
you should do another chap on

I agree with this 'Magebear'.

>_>

Sorry, Giggles, but my HeathxLegault fic comes first.

You women and your yaoi.

Well, as long as it gets a new chapter EVENTUALLY...>_>
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Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

GigaShadow555
Jul 2 2006, 09:50 PM
Shade
Jul 2 2006, 08:39 PM
GigaShadow555
Jul 2 2006, 08:33 PM
Shade
Jul 2 2006, 08:26 PM
Someone got horny off it:

magebear7
 
you should do another chap on

I agree with this 'Magebear'.

>_>

Sorry, Giggles, but my HeathxLegault fic comes first.

You women and your yaoi.

Well, as long as it gets a new chapter EVENTUALLY...>_>

Sorry, but I destroyed any chances of that happening when I put the 'ONESHOT' tag on it.

Write the sequel yourself.
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Zap
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yeah

I don't think anybody cares that you wrote "oneshot" on it in this case, Shade... <_<;;;
"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade

Zapper (Sage | Myrm)
Arleta
Leanna
Elena
Lexi
Sick
Darren

NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D
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iammax
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I don't. <<>>
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Spotted Zebra
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Feeling spritely.

"If it says ONESHOT then it's ONESHOT meaning it does not continue, it stops, it desists, it dies a horrible agonizing death involving platform shoes and paintings of melted clocks. Thank you." --- Meelu the Bold.
"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it or does it." --- Malcolm X.

"The AI is not very smart. It makes up for that by cheating." --- Naglfar, on Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. XD

Flarebringer
 
I guess I'm not cut out for magical girl shows.

Someday, this is going to get quoted out of context.


Seth
on Tales of a New World's clan roster
I like the italics in the post.

"Cleric by Seth"

It sounds like a fancy cologne.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My characters:

Posted Image Naia, level 20/11 Valkyrie | Posted Image Firenze, level 20/9 Mystic | Posted Image Lynore, level 16 Nomad
Posted Image Mu Arae, level 17 Pegasus Knight | Posted Image Mars, level 7 Professor | Posted Image Gloria, level 11 Fortune-Teller

Spot prefers to stat in battles since she usually lacks sufficient time to run them through an RNG.


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Ursper
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FFFF

:orly:
RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3
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Zap
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yeah

... I still don't care, though. <_<;;;;;;;;;
"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade

Zapper (Sage | Myrm)
Arleta
Leanna
Elena
Lexi
Sick
Darren

NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D
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Heroman
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be wary of amazing chest

Me: Ick, I hate that painting. So creepy. >>;
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Shade
Jul 2 2006, 10:09 PM
GigaShadow555
Jul 2 2006, 09:50 PM
Shade
Jul 2 2006, 08:39 PM
GigaShadow555
Jul 2 2006, 08:33 PM
Shade
Jul 2 2006, 08:26 PM
Someone got horny off it:

magebear7
 
you should do another chap on

I agree with this 'Magebear'.

>_>

Sorry, Giggles, but my HeathxLegault fic comes first.

You women and your yaoi.

Well, as long as it gets a new chapter EVENTUALLY...>_>

Sorry, but I destroyed any chances of that happening when I put the 'ONESHOT' tag on it.

Write the sequel yourself.

Well, for one, I didn't notice that 'oneshot' tag.

And secondly, if I had any writing skills, I sure as hell wouldn't write anything good that involves Erk.
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Zap
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yeah

If I were to write a fanfic, I'd finish that one I started months ago that involves basically maiming the personalities of every FE8 character, but not one like... this.
"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade

Zapper (Sage | Myrm)
Arleta
Leanna
Elena
Lexi
Sick
Darren

NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D
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Spotted Zebra
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Feeling spritely.

If I were to write a fanfic, it'd be about my own characters since I know them better than I know FEs' characters. >.>
"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it or does it." --- Malcolm X.

"The AI is not very smart. It makes up for that by cheating." --- Naglfar, on Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. XD

Flarebringer
 
I guess I'm not cut out for magical girl shows.

Someday, this is going to get quoted out of context.


Seth
on Tales of a New World's clan roster
I like the italics in the post.

"Cleric by Seth"

It sounds like a fancy cologne.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My characters:

Posted Image Naia, level 20/11 Valkyrie | Posted Image Firenze, level 20/9 Mystic | Posted Image Lynore, level 16 Nomad
Posted Image Mu Arae, level 17 Pegasus Knight | Posted Image Mars, level 7 Professor | Posted Image Gloria, level 11 Fortune-Teller

Spot prefers to stat in battles since she usually lacks sufficient time to run them through an RNG.


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Skye's profile
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Zap
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yeah

... That wouldn't be a fanfic, SZ. <_<;;;;;;
"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade

Zapper (Sage | Myrm)
Arleta
Leanna
Elena
Lexi
Sick
Darren

NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D
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Spotted Zebra
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Feeling spritely.

I know. >.>;
"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it or does it." --- Malcolm X.

"The AI is not very smart. It makes up for that by cheating." --- Naglfar, on Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. XD

Flarebringer
 
I guess I'm not cut out for magical girl shows.

Someday, this is going to get quoted out of context.


Seth
on Tales of a New World's clan roster
I like the italics in the post.

"Cleric by Seth"

It sounds like a fancy cologne.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My characters:

Posted Image Naia, level 20/11 Valkyrie | Posted Image Firenze, level 20/9 Mystic | Posted Image Lynore, level 16 Nomad
Posted Image Mu Arae, level 17 Pegasus Knight | Posted Image Mars, level 7 Professor | Posted Image Gloria, level 11 Fortune-Teller

Spot prefers to stat in battles since she usually lacks sufficient time to run them through an RNG.


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Skye's profile
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KJ456
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

I find it odd that no one has pointed out that the woman is married to Pent, yet still wants Erk. I'd say that's freakier than Erk being her son, personally. >_>
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Do not click. Do, however, click these at your leisure ('specially for stats): Gero, Terra, Tic, Nys'elni and Murphy.

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Banner by Shade.

Challenges open if I'm around, though you'd better be prepared to stat, 'cause I'm lazy.

My theme, according to the Mooney one.
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

I blame it on the good ol' standard excuse that 'Pent's never around enough, and can't satisy her needs as he's always too busy'.
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Zap
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yeah

... those are Louise's needs?

Dammit, now I wanna be Erk, too...
"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade

Zapper (Sage | Myrm)
Arleta
Leanna
Elena
Lexi
Sick
Darren

NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D
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Tookie
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Pretend I put something witty here.

Zap
Jul 3 2006, 05:17 PM
... those are Louise's needs?

Dammit, now I wanna be Erk, too...

See quote.
Flare
 
Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

...I vent my sexual frustrations out in a fanfic, and this is what happens...
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Zap
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yeah

Shade
Jul 3 2006, 01:19 PM
...I vent my sexual frustrations out in a fanfic, and this is what happens...

[opens mouth to make comment]

[is preemptively shot]
"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade

Zapper (Sage | Myrm)
Arleta
Leanna
Elena
Lexi
Sick
Darren

NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D
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Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

*lowers smoking tranq gun*

*drags Zap away*
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Lady Drakonis
ha ha ha

*puts plasma cannon up to head and shoots*

I always seem to click on the wrong topic at the wrong time...
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