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| ILLINOIS STATE LAW SEZ...; Not in these exact words, so bleh | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 3 2006, 02:29 PM (335 Views) | |
| Zap | Jul 3 2006, 02:29 PM Post #1 |
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No dancing allowed during the pledge of allegiance. (Shoot, there goes my rollerdisco plan for the next time I hear the pledge... seriously, though, where the hell did this law come from?) Teens must pass Health to graduate high school. (Yeah, we wouldn't want to lose the testicular virility that our governer loves to mention so much.) PE is a required class for all students in public schools. (... aaaand how much have some of these politicians even moved lately?) I'll post more if I remember 'em. Illinois has some ****ed up state laws. The second comment comes from something the governer of Illinois said a while back. |
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"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade Zapper (Sage | Myrm) Arleta Leanna Elena Lexi Sick Darren NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D | |
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| Tookie | Jul 3 2006, 02:30 PM Post #2 |
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Pretend I put something witty here.
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WTF? |
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| Gigs | Jul 3 2006, 02:31 PM Post #3 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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We've got the 2nd one too. Let me see if I can find some laws down here. |
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| KJ456 | Jul 3 2006, 02:31 PM Post #4 |
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh
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Testicular virility? What a perversion of the awesome term "testicular fortitude". Also, I hear some state has a law against making love to your wife if you smell like fish or something. And Oklahoma has some law explaining in great detail how stealing people's half-eaten burgers is a horrible, horrible crime. |
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| iammax | Jul 3 2006, 02:32 PM Post #5 |
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I ****ing hate pE now. Regular Gym is OK, but in High School, there's a weight room, which is the biggest waste of time ever invented. |
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| Zap | Jul 3 2006, 02:33 PM Post #6 |
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PE at my school actually wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. It was no picnic, but it wasn't a trip to hell (ignoring the fact that simply going to that school was a trip to hell). |
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"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade Zapper (Sage | Myrm) Arleta Leanna Elena Lexi Sick Darren NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D | |
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| Tyrone Buggums | Jul 3 2006, 02:33 PM Post #7 |
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Nah. |
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| Mars Planet | Jul 3 2006, 02:35 PM Post #8 |
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now quite kosher!
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I liked PE a lot, actually. *shot many, many times* |
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| Zap | Jul 3 2006, 02:36 PM Post #9 |
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I'm not kidding about that first law, BTW. It's rather amusing to think what would happen if one broke that law. [imagines] "You are under arrest for doing the Hokey Pokey." |
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"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade Zapper (Sage | Myrm) Arleta Leanna Elena Lexi Sick Darren NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D | |
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| iammax | Jul 3 2006, 02:36 PM Post #10 |
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PE's OK when you're, you know, in the Gym playing games, but in the weight room, it sucks ass. |
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| Fish | Jul 3 2006, 02:37 PM Post #11 |
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Glub.
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Eh PE's easy up here ^^ But they do requier atlest ine french course up here (unless you rin french immersion then it's waaaaaaay more X.x) |
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| Spotted Zebra | Jul 3 2006, 03:01 PM Post #12 |
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Feeling spritely.
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I read about a nutty law once for one of the states back east (can't remember which one). Something about the act of wiping dishes dry being illegal; they have to drip dry. I ought to go find that book.... |
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"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it or does it." --- Malcolm X. "The AI is not very smart. It makes up for that by cheating." --- Naglfar, on Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. XD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My characters: Naia, level 20/11 Valkyrie | Firenze, level 20/9 Mystic | Lynore, level 16 Nomad Mu Arae, level 17 Pegasus Knight | Mars, level 7 Professor | Gloria, level 11 Fortune-TellerSpot prefers to stat in battles since she usually lacks sufficient time to run them through an RNG. The Mamkutes' profile Skye's profile | |
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| iammax | Jul 3 2006, 03:04 PM Post #13 |
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My dad has a book of stupid laws. There's something about walking Mooses in Wyoming or something... |
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| Spotted Zebra | Jul 3 2006, 03:05 PM Post #14 |
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Feeling spritely.
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There was one about "it's illegal for two moose to..." err...do stuff "on the sidewalk within the city limits" of some city. That might be the one you're thinking of, Max.... |
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"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it or does it." --- Malcolm X. "The AI is not very smart. It makes up for that by cheating." --- Naglfar, on Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. XD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My characters: Naia, level 20/11 Valkyrie | Firenze, level 20/9 Mystic | Lynore, level 16 Nomad Mu Arae, level 17 Pegasus Knight | Mars, level 7 Professor | Gloria, level 11 Fortune-TellerSpot prefers to stat in battles since she usually lacks sufficient time to run them through an RNG. The Mamkutes' profile Skye's profile | |
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| Tyrone Buggums | Jul 3 2006, 03:06 PM Post #15 |
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I had that book too. In one of the souther states you can't keep an alligator in your bath tub. And in Georgia you can't tie a girraffe to a street lamp. |
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| Zap | Jul 3 2006, 03:06 PM Post #16 |
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Freeze! Put your hooves in the air, where I can see them! |
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"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade Zapper (Sage | Myrm) Arleta Leanna Elena Lexi Sick Darren NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D | |
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| Fish | Jul 3 2006, 03:07 PM Post #17 |
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Glub.
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... ... O.o |
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| Tookie | Jul 3 2006, 03:11 PM Post #18 |
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Pretend I put something witty here.
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Lol. |
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| Bombs X2X | Jul 3 2006, 03:16 PM Post #19 |
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Spinny, isn't it?
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I was about to say that... Does anyone ever inforce these ridiculus laws anymore? |
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| Vidoof | Jul 3 2006, 03:34 PM Post #20 |
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU
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omgwart (/nonsense post) |
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Alonzo - Arbiter: Hero (Retired) Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!) Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me. ---
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| Ursper | Jul 3 2006, 03:43 PM Post #21 |
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FFFF
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Un Utah, ti's illeagall to detonate a nuke. Youc an own them though. |
| RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3 | |
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| Tyrone Buggums | Jul 3 2006, 03:44 PM Post #22 |
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O_o Cool... |
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| Mars Planet | Jul 3 2006, 03:45 PM Post #23 |
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now quite kosher!
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Heres a Texas law: A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. |
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| Tyrone Buggums | Jul 3 2006, 03:46 PM Post #24 |
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XD |
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| Fish | Jul 3 2006, 03:47 PM Post #25 |
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Glub.
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xD |
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| Tookie | Jul 3 2006, 03:47 PM Post #26 |
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Just leave the place and launch the damn nuke. XD @ Martin. |
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| Ursper | Jul 3 2006, 03:50 PM Post #27 |
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FFFF
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You cant whale in oklahoma state. (points to landlockness) |
| RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3 | |
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| Tookie | Jul 3 2006, 03:51 PM Post #28 |
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Pretend I put something witty here.
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Go just outside of Oklahoma State and whale.
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| Iron Shaman | Jul 3 2006, 03:52 PM Post #29 |
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ha ha ha
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lol Pledge of All*shot* Hmm.. I can see why there is the no dancing bit... |
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FE: Herald of Faith Take a look! IS has got event hacking skillz! Characters ![]() Gooooo Fish <3 | |
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| Ursper | Jul 3 2006, 03:53 PM Post #30 |
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FFFF
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It is not illegal to speed. That's Missouri |
| RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3 | |
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| Mars Planet | Jul 3 2006, 03:59 PM Post #31 |
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now quite kosher!
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In Nevada, it is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. |
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| Ursper | Jul 3 2006, 04:02 PM Post #32 |
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FFFF
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In alaska, it is illeagal to push a mosse off an airplane. |
| RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3 | |
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| Gigs | Jul 3 2006, 05:23 PM Post #33 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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Well, you're supposed to be a certain speed on highways, but most riding animals would be too slow, anyway. You gotta wonder about the backstories to some of these. |
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| LuteFanBoyNick | Jul 3 2006, 05:24 PM Post #34 |
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>_>
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^^LOL! You know, half of these ****ed up laws aren't enforced. Like the one where a policmean must honk three times and wait three minutes without going upto a car where he/she thinks people are having sex. |
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| Kochipahk | Jul 3 2006, 05:58 PM Post #35 |
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The heart, it beats for blood.
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The state you're thinking of is Oregon, and that's west relative to your position. Oregon has also LEGALIZED physician assisted suicide. In San Francisco, it's illegal to walk an elephant down Market St. Last I checked, it's also legal to go out in public in the nude as long as you don't make an lewd acts or anything. I might be dead ****ing wrong, though. I think it's Alabama or Mississippi or something, but in one of those southern states, it's illegal to plow a field with an elephant. |
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| Lady Drakonis | Jul 3 2006, 06:02 PM Post #36 |
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ha ha ha
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I dunno if we have any exceedingly strange laws up here... I can probably check, though. I had somethng else to say here, but wouldn't you know it, I forgot. |
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| BlueYoshi | Jul 3 2006, 07:03 PM Post #37 |
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*uses Draco Meteor*
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Let's see... In Massachusetts, we have that whole homosexual marriage thing... Also, on a less known note, there is a law on the books stating that if a Mass resident buys something in New hampshire, (Common with Cigarettes, and a lot of things because the nearest mall is 20 feet past the border), they're supposed to pay the Mass sales tax anyway. That's probably illegal, but it's never enforced, except on cars. Otherwise, they can't prove ****. |
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Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor [22:15] Adder: I can swallow now! | |
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| Dislocated Kate | Jul 4 2006, 05:37 PM Post #38 |
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The Resident Rock Star
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In Hartford it's illegal to pick apples on the neck of a giraffe. No joke. |
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Kate Level 6 Myrmidon. "Need... more... recruits..." Ebony Level 2 Shamaness If you want to fight without my approval, stat and RN the battle, then PM it to me. "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said The Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice "Oh, you must be," said the cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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| Kochipahk | Jul 4 2006, 05:52 PM Post #39 |
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The heart, it beats for blood.
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Yeah, that's legal in San Francisco too. >_> And I hate how those stupid small states have no sales tax. My mom and my sister when crazy going shopping in Delaware. |
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| Bombs X2X | Jul 4 2006, 06:22 PM Post #40 |
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Spinny, isn't it?
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You can't go whaling in Montana. That's all I remember... |
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| Dislocated Kate | Jul 4 2006, 06:40 PM Post #41 |
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The Resident Rock Star
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For reasons other then the law... |
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Kate Level 6 Myrmidon. "Need... more... recruits..." Ebony Level 2 Shamaness If you want to fight without my approval, stat and RN the battle, then PM it to me. "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said The Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice "Oh, you must be," said the cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
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| Lewa | Jul 4 2006, 08:31 PM Post #42 |
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Me: Personally, I love it. *lives in NH* |
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| Heroman | Jul 4 2006, 08:43 PM Post #43 |
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be wary of amazing chest
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Me: No sales tax pwns. Gogo Oregon. |
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| Naglfar | Jul 4 2006, 09:09 PM Post #44 |
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
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Indeed. |
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| Walliard | Jul 4 2006, 10:26 PM Post #45 |
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nak nak naknak naknaknaknak nak nak
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Local law where I live: It is illegal to drag a dead horse down Young St. on a Sunday. Aww, man, you mean I have to wait until Monday? This sucks! |
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| Spotted Zebra | Jul 4 2006, 11:19 PM Post #46 |
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Feeling spritely.
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Ah, I thought it was Ohio or thereabouts. I sit corrected, then. |
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"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it or does it." --- Malcolm X. "The AI is not very smart. It makes up for that by cheating." --- Naglfar, on Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. XD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My characters: Naia, level 20/11 Valkyrie | Firenze, level 20/9 Mystic | Lynore, level 16 Nomad Mu Arae, level 17 Pegasus Knight | Mars, level 7 Professor | Gloria, level 11 Fortune-TellerSpot prefers to stat in battles since she usually lacks sufficient time to run them through an RNG. The Mamkutes' profile Skye's profile | |
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| BlueYoshi | Jul 5 2006, 12:24 AM Post #47 |
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*uses Draco Meteor*
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*Shoots you and drives aggressively* |
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Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor [22:15] Adder: I can swallow now! | |
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| Angelix | Jul 5 2006, 01:05 AM Post #48 |
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So very wrong.
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PE is standard for all schools in Aussieland. So what? |
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| Kochipahk | Jul 5 2006, 01:14 AM Post #49 |
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The heart, it beats for blood.
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What's wrong with that? If you aren't going to play a sport, you really ought to be a little active... |
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The heart, it beats for blood. http://www.myspace.com/colonelkremlin925 http://www.facebook.com/rileyne http://www.twitter.com/kochipahk | |
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| Lewa | Jul 5 2006, 05:10 PM Post #50 |
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Me: Yeah, well, that's why we call you what we do. The one that starts with Mass and ends with hole? |
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