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...Quorn...
Topic Started: Jul 5 2006, 02:20 PM (232 Views)
Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

*excerpt from some health newsletter on meat substitutes*

Quorn

The makers of Quorn compare this product to mushrooms, but it's made from a mold (Fusarium venenatun) that grows on grains. This fermented product has a hearty texture, and it's made into food from chicken-style cutlets to meatballs to a turkey-style roast.


...'Tis a sad day when we substitute mold for meat...
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Tyrone Buggums
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How dare they feed us such garbage!!!

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Goddamn it, if they try and substitute bacon for some nasty ass foot fungus, I'll kill someone.
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HK-47: Query: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine...
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HK-47: Query: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"
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Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

Carnivores unite!
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Lady Drakonis
ha ha ha

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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

Why again is it exactly people are substituting meat with all manner of disturbing substances?
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Because of the people who marry goats and think it's wrong to use animals for clothing and food.
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PETA and hippies, I suspect.

Edit: What Buggy said, but less...literal. O_o
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HK-47: Query: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine...
Player: Maybe later...
HK-47: Query: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

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Lewa


Me: Well, we consume mold all the time anyways...
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Me: Mold and bacteria in food can actually be quiet scrumptious. Mmm... yogurt.
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Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

Yogurt?

Ewww....
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Lady Drakonis
ha ha ha

Yogourt is yum. Especially when it's strawberry with chocolate flakes... *drools*
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Lewa


Me: I made yogurt at school. Then I ate some before adding any sugar or flavorings. Weird, but not bad.
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Lady Drakonis
ha ha ha

I don't like plain yogourt. We only have a big tub of it in our fridge to make smoothies.
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The heart, it beats for blood.

Gotta love that kelp. *eats more yogurt and ice cream*
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Those bastards...Why the **** is it so bad to eat meat? It's a part of nature.

Goddamn ****ing hippies.
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*uses Draco Meteor*

When you eat meat, you're also ingesting some E. Coli bacteria. They help you digest the meat. Without them, we would take a long time to digest the stuff.
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The heart, it beats for blood.

Of course, too much E. Coli is a bad thing.
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GigaShadow555
Jul 5 2006, 02:13 PM
Those bastards...Why the **** is it so bad to eat meat? It's a part of nature.

Goddamn ****ing hippies.

There's also the whole health thing, but whatever.

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HELLO EVERYBODY

Eh, humanity has survived eating meat for thousands of years, I don't think health is too much of a concern.
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Jul 5 2006, 06:41 PM
Of course, too much E. Coli is a bad thing.

Me: I don't know about that. E. coli die all the time and get, err, dumped. The problem would be if they were all dead. Or if they ended up somewhere they shouldn't, like the bladder or urinal tract.
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be wary of amazing chest

Me: Lots of people don't like eating meat, Gigs. No one's forcing you to eat meat substitutes.
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

I know no one's forcing me, but I just don't see any rational reason you wouldn't wanna eat meat.
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

Some freaky allergy or something?
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Tink a link

Perhaps you dislike the texture. Or perhaps you dislike the flavor. or perhaps you dislike the idea of eating meat.

People have been eating mold and fungus for ages too y'know.
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Me: The same reasons you wouldn't want to eat any kind of foods. Allergies, personal taste, dietary issues, somewhat misguided protection of animals, etc.
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HELLO EVERYBODY

If you dislike the taste, texture, etc, then you wouldn't like some fungus that's supposed to replicate the taste, texture, etc, of meat, would you?

And:
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somewhat misguided protection of animals

I said rational.
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Me: It's not totally irrational. These days, we can get away with lack of meat. Meat substitutes, can surprisingly enough, taste much different than meat itself, in my experiences.

Besides, Chicken McNuggets should be proof enough of that.
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

XD
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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yeah

Speaking of Chicken McNuggets, anybody else remember when they started advertizing them as "all white meat"?

My first thought was, "Wait, what were they before?"
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Zap
Jul 6 2006, 08:40 PM
Speaking of Chicken McNuggets, anybody else remember when they started advertizing them as "all white meat"?

My first thought was, "Wait, what were they before?"

That's what I wondered, too...
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Zap
Jul 6 2006, 11:40 PM
Speaking of Chicken McNuggets, anybody else remember when they started advertizing them as "all white meat"?

My first thought was, "Wait, what were they before?"

They use rib meat from other animals and stuff like that. 99% of foods are more than what they tell you, like beef hot dogs.
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GigaShadow555
Jul 5 2006, 02:43 PM
Eh, humanity has survived eating meat for thousands of years, I don't think health is too much of a concern.

Eh, humanity has survived massive wars for thousands of years, I don't think violence is too much of a concern.

...just 'cuz we've done something a way for a long time doesn't mean it's optimal.

EDIT: Don't talk to me about hot dogs...x.X

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Me: I love hot dogs. They really aren't that much worse than burgers.
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FFFF

*ahem*



[size=23]SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!![/size]



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Me: I believe it is Soylent, for soy and lentils.
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FFFF

Yea, think.
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Boom.

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Jul 7 2006, 02:16 PM
*ahem*



[size=23]SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!![/size]



Yea.

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