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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 5 2006, 02:20 PM (232 Views) | |
| Kinkajou | Jul 5 2006, 02:20 PM Post #1 |
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*excerpt from some health newsletter on meat substitutes* Quorn The makers of Quorn compare this product to mushrooms, but it's made from a mold (Fusarium venenatun) that grows on grains. This fermented product has a hearty texture, and it's made into food from chicken-style cutlets to meatballs to a turkey-style roast. ...'Tis a sad day when we substitute mold for meat... |
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"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice." Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice" | |
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| Tyrone Buggums | Jul 5 2006, 02:23 PM Post #2 |
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How dare they feed us such garbage!!! Q(ò_óQ) |
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| Syphon Knight | Jul 5 2006, 02:27 PM Post #3 |
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Goddamn it, if they try and substitute bacon for some nasty ass foot fungus, I'll kill someone. |
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| Kinkajou | Jul 5 2006, 02:29 PM Post #4 |
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Carnivores unite! |
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"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice." Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice" | |
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| Lady Drakonis | Jul 5 2006, 02:29 PM Post #5 |
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ha ha ha
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LMAO. At Syphon's post. I think I'll have to sig that. |
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| KJ456 | Jul 5 2006, 02:34 PM Post #6 |
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh
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Why again is it exactly people are substituting meat with all manner of disturbing substances? |
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| Tyrone Buggums | Jul 5 2006, 02:39 PM Post #7 |
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Because of the people who marry goats and think it's wrong to use animals for clothing and food. |
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| Syphon Knight | Jul 5 2006, 02:40 PM Post #8 |
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PETA and hippies, I suspect. Edit: What Buggy said, but less...literal. O_o |
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| Silly Tee | Jul 5 2006, 02:43 PM Post #9 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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.....Ewwwwwwwwwww, Buggo. Just, ewww.... |
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| Lewa | Jul 5 2006, 05:14 PM Post #10 |
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Me: Well, we consume mold all the time anyways... |
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| Heroman | Jul 5 2006, 05:17 PM Post #11 |
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Me: Mold and bacteria in food can actually be quiet scrumptious. Mmm... yogurt. |
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| Kinkajou | Jul 5 2006, 05:19 PM Post #12 |
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Yogurt? Ewww.... |
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"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice." Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice" | |
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| Lady Drakonis | Jul 5 2006, 05:21 PM Post #13 |
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ha ha ha
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Yogourt is yum. Especially when it's strawberry with chocolate flakes... *drools* |
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| Lewa | Jul 5 2006, 05:24 PM Post #14 |
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Me: I made yogurt at school. Then I ate some before adding any sugar or flavorings. Weird, but not bad. |
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| Lady Drakonis | Jul 5 2006, 05:25 PM Post #15 |
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ha ha ha
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I don't like plain yogourt. We only have a big tub of it in our fridge to make smoothies. |
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| Kochipahk | Jul 5 2006, 08:13 PM Post #16 |
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The heart, it beats for blood.
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Gotta love that kelp. *eats more yogurt and ice cream* |
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| Gigs | Jul 5 2006, 08:13 PM Post #17 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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Those bastards...Why the **** is it so bad to eat meat? It's a part of nature. Goddamn ****ing hippies. |
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| BlueYoshi | Jul 5 2006, 08:34 PM Post #18 |
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*uses Draco Meteor*
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When you eat meat, you're also ingesting some E. Coli bacteria. They help you digest the meat. Without them, we would take a long time to digest the stuff. |
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| Kochipahk | Jul 5 2006, 08:41 PM Post #19 |
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The heart, it beats for blood.
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Of course, too much E. Coli is a bad thing. |
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| Fallen Morning Flare | Jul 5 2006, 08:42 PM Post #20 |
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HiMAT Laharl!
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There's also the whole health thing, but whatever. |
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| Gigs | Jul 5 2006, 08:43 PM Post #21 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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Eh, humanity has survived eating meat for thousands of years, I don't think health is too much of a concern. |
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| Lewa | Jul 6 2006, 07:15 PM Post #22 |
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Me: I don't know about that. E. coli die all the time and get, err, dumped. The problem would be if they were all dead. Or if they ended up somewhere they shouldn't, like the bladder or urinal tract. |
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| Heroman | Jul 6 2006, 09:38 PM Post #23 |
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Me: Lots of people don't like eating meat, Gigs. No one's forcing you to eat meat substitutes. |
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| Gigs | Jul 6 2006, 09:43 PM Post #24 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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I know no one's forcing me, but I just don't see any rational reason you wouldn't wanna eat meat. |
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| KJ456 | Jul 6 2006, 09:43 PM Post #25 |
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh
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Some freaky allergy or something? |
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| Shire Guardian | Jul 6 2006, 09:45 PM Post #26 |
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Tink a link
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Perhaps you dislike the texture. Or perhaps you dislike the flavor. or perhaps you dislike the idea of eating meat. People have been eating mold and fungus for ages too y'know. |
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| Heroman | Jul 6 2006, 09:45 PM Post #27 |
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Me: The same reasons you wouldn't want to eat any kind of foods. Allergies, personal taste, dietary issues, somewhat misguided protection of animals, etc. |
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| Gigs | Jul 6 2006, 09:47 PM Post #28 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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If you dislike the taste, texture, etc, then you wouldn't like some fungus that's supposed to replicate the taste, texture, etc, of meat, would you? And:
I said rational. |
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| Heroman | Jul 7 2006, 12:51 AM Post #29 |
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Me: It's not totally irrational. These days, we can get away with lack of meat. Meat substitutes, can surprisingly enough, taste much different than meat itself, in my experiences. |
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| Kinkajou | Jul 7 2006, 01:28 AM Post #30 |
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I make iron women out of iron maidens
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"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice." Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice" | |
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| Zap | Jul 7 2006, 01:40 AM Post #31 |
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Speaking of Chicken McNuggets, anybody else remember when they started advertizing them as "all white meat"? My first thought was, "Wait, what were they before?" |
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| Walliard | Jul 7 2006, 01:42 AM Post #32 |
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nak nak naknak naknaknaknak nak nak
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That's what I wondered, too... |
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| Tyrone Buggums | Jul 7 2006, 02:22 AM Post #33 |
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They use rib meat from other animals and stuff like that. 99% of foods are more than what they tell you, like beef hot dogs. |
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| Fallen Morning Flare | Jul 7 2006, 02:34 AM Post #34 |
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Eh, humanity has survived massive wars for thousands of years, I don't think violence is too much of a concern. ...just 'cuz we've done something a way for a long time doesn't mean it's optimal. EDIT: Don't talk to me about hot dogs...x.X |
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| Lewa | Jul 7 2006, 05:03 PM Post #35 |
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Me: I love hot dogs. They really aren't that much worse than burgers. |
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| Ursper | Jul 7 2006, 05:16 PM Post #36 |
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FFFF
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*ahem* [size=23]SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!![/size] Yea. |
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| Lewa | Jul 7 2006, 05:24 PM Post #37 |
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Me: I believe it is Soylent, for soy and lentils. |
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| Ursper | Jul 7 2006, 05:41 PM Post #38 |
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FFFF
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Yea, think. |
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| buu11235 | Jul 7 2006, 06:08 PM Post #39 |
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Boom.
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Omg. I got that joke, sorta. |
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