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| Fire Emblem ruined my summer. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 5 2006, 11:28 PM (255 Views) | |
| iammax | Jul 5 2006, 11:28 PM Post #1 |
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Yesterday night, I left for sleepaway camp for 13 days. I've been to many other camps before, and I've hated every one, but my parents forced me to go to camp anyway. But this summer would be different! I was going to computer camp! It's an actual camp, true, but it's about learning how to to HTML and make forums and go to forums, and there was internet acess at all time, and the food was good, and there was also a pool, since not even a computer camp would be complete without a pool (I don't even like swimming, but it's a freaking sleepaway summer camp!) There was a gameroom with every console past N64, there were DSes and GBAs you could rent (the camp wouldn't get PSPs since they were too expensive and they break too easily, and very few campers even cared anyway, almost no one there likes PSPs anyway). It was great. After the counselors finish showing us around, we go to our bunks, since it's late. The bunks weren't huge like the camp I went to last summer (how can you possibly stick 18 teenage boys in one ****ing cabin?!?!), I'd say there were 7 kids and 2 counselors. The beds were kind of hard, but they always are at camps. Some guy had a stereo and started playing this mix full of awesome stuff (I heard Bat Country and I think I heard some Black Flag too). It was awesome. The next morning during shower hour, me and this kid who seemed kind of messed up were playing my FE8 cartridge, since he lost his, and he wanted to play. Anyway, I let him play my file, and I just told him not to do anything that I can't change. I go to the bathroom, and come back, and I ask what he did, and he said nothing important, just beat chapter 17, got some tome, changed Knoll into a summoner, etc. I hear the last part and get a little pissed. I tell him about how Druids are better, but he says it's a lie, and Summons have 30 in every stat and 90 HP in CC if you beat the final boss (who he says is Myrrh's dad) with a Summon. I laugh and ask him where he heard that, and he said he did it. I told him that's a load of crap, and he grabbed the SP out of my hands and threw it, hard, against the wall. I don't think it broke, but I couldnt' go to check it out, becuase he threw a punch at me and started yelling how I shouldn't say he's full of crap. Now I'm pissed. I take his xbox and was about to smash it over his head (That would have killed him, and I would have gone to jail, probably), but he grabs it (he's skinny and fast, but with no muscles whatsoever. I'm fat and slow and tall, but I have enough muscles to lift the mighty Xbox) and quickly "throws" it on another kid's bed so it doesn't break. I'm chasing him around, and when he turns around, I'm about caught up, and I kick him in the shins. He falls down and I jump on the floor and start to wind up to punch him in the face, but the counselor catches my arm mid-punch (dammit!) The counselor runs up and breaks us up. He takes us to the camp director's office, where she yells at us for a while, bla bla bla. The other kid lives in Europe (I'm guessing Ireland from all his shirts which have clovers on them), but the camp is 30 minutes driving from my house, so the director calls my mom, who drives up. It turns out that they're throwing ME out of the camp, but not him, since he lives far away. They're not letting him come back next summer, and they're giving us a refund anyway, so whatever. Awesome as the camp sounded, I'd still rather be home. Anyway, when my mom gets here, the other kid starts making fun of everything on her (weight, shirt color, all the usual crap). I jump up and I'm almost to him when the counselor grabs me. I grabbed one of the baseballs off the shelf (there's also a sports camp here, run by the same woman. They're seperated by a big fence but sometimes the internet camp goes over there to play soccer and stuff and they come over here to email home). I grab the baseball and throw it at him, hard. It hits him right in the nose, and he starts bleeding and yelling, and the counselor grabs his shoulders and holds him down before he can get up. Anyway, my mom gets scared, and says you're movin with your auntie and uncle in bel air! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Liscence Plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror! If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, And I yelled to the cabby yo, homes, smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air! What a wasted few days... and 15 minutes writing this. |
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| KJ456 | Jul 5 2006, 11:29 PM Post #2 |
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh
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*Only read last paragraph* Hardly a Spanish inquisition. |
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| Nate | Jul 5 2006, 11:29 PM Post #3 |
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yeah
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Ctrl+F "Big Jeffrey" What? Nothing found? |
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| Gigs | Jul 5 2006, 11:31 PM Post #4 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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<_<; Don't think Big Jeffery's expandend past LUE, buddy. Yeah, it's kinda hard for me to see if you're serious or not, Maxie. |
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| Druid | Jul 5 2006, 11:36 PM Post #5 |
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Burning Baron
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What KJ said. |
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“The truth is, Colonel, that there’s no divine spark, bless you. There’s many a man alive with no more value than a dead dog. Believe me, when you’ve seen them hang each other…Equality? Christ in Heaven. What I’m fighting for is the right to prove I’m a better man than many. Where have you seen this divine spark in operation, Colonel? Where have you noticed this magnificent equality? The Great White Joker in the Sky dooms us all to stupidity or poverty from birth. No two things on the earth are equal or have an equal chance, not a leaf nor a tree. There’s many a man worse than me, and some better, but I don’t think race or country matters a damn. What matters is justice. ‘Tis why I’m here. I’ll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I’m Kilrain, and I God damn all gentlemen.” –Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels "Theirs not to reason why. Theirs but to do or die." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson ![]() Frederick, level 20/20 General, Retired Kreig, level 20/3 Druid Isaac, level 15/6 Nomad Trooper Javier, level 20/12 Teutonic Knight Adrian, level 15/1 Sage Faisal, level 2 Fighter | |
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| iammax | Jul 5 2006, 11:40 PM Post #6 |
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Uhh, it was a made up story, seeing as I've been online constantly the last few days. >_> |
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| iammax | Jul 5 2006, 11:41 PM Post #7 |
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I need to make one where the bel air part is in the middle, so the people who just look at the end don't see it. |
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| LuteFanBoyNick | Jul 5 2006, 11:41 PM Post #8 |
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>_>
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Its a joke. No person in there right mind would seriously put that in a serious 'story'. |
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| Soul | Jul 5 2006, 11:41 PM Post #9 |
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Ooh, my head is spinning...
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.... Why would you make this up? |
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| Nate | Jul 5 2006, 11:42 PM Post #10 |
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yeah
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Gee, I wonder why that could be? |
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| Bears | Jul 5 2006, 11:44 PM Post #11 |
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Skcne I am so maert, O kmew it was a fake at first. Macx I know yu better than that. |
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4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes". 4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting. 4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama. | |
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| Zap | Jul 5 2006, 11:45 PM Post #12 |
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yeah
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Saw it coming/10 |
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"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade Zapper (Sage | Myrm) Arleta Leanna Elena Lexi Sick Darren NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D | |
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| Gigs | Jul 5 2006, 11:46 PM Post #13 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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Because no one uses it enough? |
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| Bears | Jul 5 2006, 11:46 PM Post #14 |
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Yip! And max, your predjudie aganst summoners is relly stupid, let me tell you... |
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4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes". 4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting. 4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama. | |
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| LuteFanBoyNick | Jul 5 2006, 11:49 PM Post #15 |
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>_>
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Seriously, NO ONE! Not even Caney! Would flip out over onl ittle thing like sumonors or Knoll sucks. |
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| Spotted Zebra | Jul 5 2006, 11:52 PM Post #16 |
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Feeling spritely.
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...How did I know what this topic was about before I clicked on it? ...Oh, yes, that's because ANY TOPIC THAT STARTS WITH "_____ ruined my summer" IS ALWAYS A JOKE TOPIC ENDING WITH THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR. Le gasp, a plot twist. |
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"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it or does it." --- Malcolm X. "The AI is not very smart. It makes up for that by cheating." --- Naglfar, on Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. XD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My characters: Naia, level 20/11 Valkyrie | Firenze, level 20/9 Mystic | Lynore, level 16 Nomad Mu Arae, level 17 Pegasus Knight | Mars, level 7 Professor | Gloria, level 11 Fortune-TellerSpot prefers to stat in battles since she usually lacks sufficient time to run them through an RNG. The Mamkutes' profile Skye's profile | |
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| Soul | Jul 5 2006, 11:59 PM Post #17 |
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Ooh, my head is spinning...
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Why was I not informed of this? |
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| Kinkajou | Jul 6 2006, 12:09 AM Post #18 |
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I make iron women out of iron maidens
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...I read that whole goddamn post. I HATE YOU, MAX!!! *bludgeons to death with a large bat* EDIT: No, I have a better idea... *hires a Plano girl to sit on your head* *runs away cackling* |
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"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice." Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice" | |
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| Tyrone Buggums | Jul 6 2006, 12:11 AM Post #19 |
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*reads topic title* *reads everyone's posts* <_< >_> *walks out* |
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| Bears | Jul 6 2006, 12:13 AM Post #20 |
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*fllows bugmeat* Anika tod me I am half megarried to you >_> |
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4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes". 4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting. 4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama. | |
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| Spotted Zebra | Jul 6 2006, 12:13 AM Post #21 |
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Feeling spritely.
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Because you're uninformed? |
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"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it or does it." --- Malcolm X. "The AI is not very smart. It makes up for that by cheating." --- Naglfar, on Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. XD
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| Spotted Zebra | Jul 6 2006, 12:15 AM Post #22 |
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Feeling spritely.
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[size=14]O_o[/size] Well, THAT came flying outta the blue with a vengeance.... |
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"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it or does it." --- Malcolm X. "The AI is not very smart. It makes up for that by cheating." --- Naglfar, on Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. XD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My characters: Naia, level 20/11 Valkyrie | Firenze, level 20/9 Mystic | Lynore, level 16 Nomad Mu Arae, level 17 Pegasus Knight | Mars, level 7 Professor | Gloria, level 11 Fortune-TellerSpot prefers to stat in battles since she usually lacks sufficient time to run them through an RNG. The Mamkutes' profile Skye's profile | |
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| Jmyster | Jul 6 2006, 12:15 AM Post #23 |
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I'm just going to have Touhou infect everything now
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Because NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!! |
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-It makes you wonder what goes on in the minds of people who can't seem to grasp the notion that one =/= all. Perhaps they failed math in school--Spotted Zebra The Character Formerly Known as Jeremy-20/13 Hero Saria-20/20 Wyvern Lady Yumil-15/11 Druid Ankiseth Level 11 Pirate Elandra 20/1 Hunter Maria Valine (RP ONLY) | |
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| Tyrone Buggums | Jul 6 2006, 12:19 AM Post #24 |
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XD You proposed to anika or something? @Jym: I does. |
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| Knarf | Jul 6 2006, 12:21 AM Post #25 |
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The one and only
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I wish I could get those 6 1/2 minutes back... |
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| Kinkajou | Jul 6 2006, 12:23 AM Post #26 |
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I make iron women out of iron maidens
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If you did, Lu will kill you. |
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| Tyrone Buggums | Jul 6 2006, 12:25 AM Post #27 |
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Lu has been too weird lately and Anika hasn't been talking to him. :/ |
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| Mars Planet | Jul 6 2006, 12:33 AM Post #28 |
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now quite kosher!
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I didn't even read the your post, Max. I knew immediately this was POBA topic. |
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| Bears | Jul 6 2006, 12:34 AM Post #29 |
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I've barely been talking to Lue. And, no, it involved something weird...don't remember. I mentioned giggling like a 14 year old girl, Anika said I was a 14 year old girl so I told her that If I am a 14 year olg griol she is a 16 year old guy and she then tells me I am half married to Bugmeat >_> |
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| Knarf | Jul 6 2006, 12:43 AM Post #30 |
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The one and only
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Have you consumated the arrangement? |
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| Tyrone Buggums | Jul 6 2006, 12:44 AM Post #31 |
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O_o Anika is hallf married to me then? *is confused* |
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| Bears | Jul 6 2006, 12:45 AM Post #32 |
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i dunno, lol |
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| KJ456 | Jul 6 2006, 12:46 AM Post #33 |
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh
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You guys should just get a tri(or is it bi?)gamic wedding to clear all doubt. |
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| Knarf | Jul 6 2006, 12:46 AM Post #34 |
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The one and only
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¯\(°_o)/¯ |
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| Syphon Knight | Jul 6 2006, 12:47 AM Post #35 |
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| Tyrone Buggums | Jul 6 2006, 12:48 AM Post #36 |
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>_< Now I gotta go ask wtf is she smoking. |
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| iammax | Jul 6 2006, 06:25 AM Post #37 |
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I do these topics becuase I have nothing better to do. |
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| iammax | Jul 6 2006, 06:26 AM Post #38 |
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| Blaze the Sage | Jul 6 2006, 12:03 PM Post #39 |
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Spots Toranis, comin' through!
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*read the whole thing* *isn't mad* That was entertaining. if that ws real, I'd say GO MAX, but oh well. *leaves calmly* |
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| Ursper | Jul 6 2006, 01:42 PM Post #40 |
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FFFF
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realizing that saying the FE ruined your summer on a FE board is suicide, the fact that Summer isn't even a month over, and the fact that your mom hates you, i saw it as soon as i saw the thing about camp. and I read all of that/ you suck. |
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| Tookie | Jul 6 2006, 01:57 PM Post #41 |
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Pretend I put something witty here.
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What if someone were to make a joke like this WITHOUT the PoBA at the end? |
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| Zap | Jul 6 2006, 02:07 PM Post #42 |
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It would end with the Spanish Inquisition, of course. |
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| Tookie | Jul 6 2006, 02:11 PM Post #43 |
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Pretend I put something witty here.
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Or would it? |
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| iammax | Jul 8 2006, 04:33 AM Post #44 |
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I've made a longer one. I'm putting it in tiny text so you don't have to scroll down a lot to get to later posts. [size=-6] There are two characters in this story you'll need to know, besides me. Sam: He's an arrogant piece of crap. He has a big birthmark on his cheek and it looks like poop. He's good at math and stuff, but he's always bragging about how good he is at everything, thinking he's so popular, but no one really likes him. He's in pretty average physical shape. He used to always pick on me, but I beat the crap out of one of his friends right in front of him (his friend's not as arrogant, but he is still very mean). Since then, he's always ignored me. Josh: He's one of my friends. Not best friends, we've never seen each other outside school, but we share a common hate of Sam, and Sam still picks on Josh. Josh is also in regular physical shape but he's a bit impulsive. Unfortunatley, in school, he's not so good. (not stupid, just average). I was playing frisbee outside with Josh during a free period, when Sam came from around the corner and grabbed the frisbee out of midair. He starts going on about how awesome the catch was, when in reality, it was going slowly, straight, and low. Anyway, me and Josh ask for the frisbee back, please, and Sam is like, haha, you can't get it back, I'll beat you up. So I say, Sam, I'm bigger then you (true, I have bigger muscles and I'm about half a foot taller. Unfortuantley, so is the next line.) Sam says of course your'e bigger, fatass. Josh then gets pissed off and punches Sam in the side of the head when he's not looking, and grabs the frisbee back. Sam retaliates but I trip him, then he goes for me, and kicks me in the stomach (I dind't know you can kick so high. o.o). Then one of the security guards (there are guards in my school. We almost had a columbine about 6 years ago) comes, sees us, and pulls us apart. We all go to see the dean, who is the person who decides how badly your'e punished. He yells at us for about 15 minutes, and then our moms walk in. Me and Josh's mom know that Sam's arrogant and annoying, but they don't know how bad he really is. Sam's mom is firghteningly oblivious. They all yell at everyone a bit, then the dean asks us all to sit down, and asks us to tell him what happened. We each give our story, and Sam is last. He says what really happened, besides the fact that he stole the frisbee, sounding as though he just got attacked for no reason. Me and Josh start yelling that this isn't true, and Sam says, You just started punching me! And me and Josh start yelling about a Frisbee. Sam says, even if you had a frisbee, who cares if I took it? I deserve it more then you. Now, I've delt with Sam a lot, so I don't lose me temper with him too often. But this is where I really get mad. I stand up, and say: Sam, you are the most arrogant piece of **** I've ever had the misfortune to meet. You don't realize that when people call you a ****head, they're not talking about your birth mark, which, my the way, looks like poop, but they're talking about how arrogant and anooying and full of yourself you are. You are a huge idiot, and even though you're better at math and things then most of us, that doesnt' mean you can start thinking your'e better at us then everything. You are an arrogant little ****, and I hope you get cancer and die. I then sit down. Josh clap, grinning. I really, really wanted to bow, but I didn't. Anyway, Sam, that idiot, in front of the dean and all our parents, actually throws a punch at me. I dodge, and the dean, who is a big guy himself, grabs Sam. At this point, Sam's mom gets up and starts yelling at Sam. Sam, you're so mean to all the other children! I've gotten so many complaints about you, bla bla bal (obviously, taht's not what she said.) At that point, the Dean told us all except Sam and the moms that we could go now. About 15 minutes later, Me and Josh, who were waiting outside for our moms, our moms came out. They were grinning, which suprised me, although they don't like Sam, so maybe it's not that suprising. Anyawy, we go to McDonalds, and the moms tell us what happened. Apparently, Sam got in one little fight and his mom got scared, she said You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air! So he packed up a suitcase and when a cab came near, the liscence plate said fresh and there were dice in the mirror! Anyone coud say that this cab was rare, but he thought man forgot it, yo home to bel air! He pulled up to a house about seven of eight and he said to the cabbie yo holmes, smell you later! He looked at his kingdom, he was finally there, to sit on his throne, as the arrogant king of bel air! And this, friends, is the story of Sam, and how we defeated him. I hope you enjoyed this. [/size] |
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| Moonlight | Jul 8 2006, 05:13 AM Post #45 |
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help me im become weeaboo
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Wait, what? o_O |
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I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now. Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.
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| Tookie | Jul 8 2006, 05:20 AM Post #46 |
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Pretend I put something witty here.
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Winnar. |
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