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Look... if you had... one shot...
Topic Started: Jul 18 2006, 01:40 AM (116 Views)
iammax
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...To sit on your lazy butt
And watch all the TV you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it?
Or just let it slip?
Yo

Remote is ready
Eyes wide, palms are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n' Betty
No virgin to channel surfin'
And I'm HD-ready
So I flip
Garbage is all I'm getting

There's Simon Cowell
Who folks wanna disembowel
He opens his mouth
Always says something foul
They're dyin', wow
Wannabes are crying now
He votes them out
Time to throw in the towel

Shows based on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's family
Sho' loves profanity
Whoa, the insanity
Oh, dogs that crap and pee
Home of depravity?
No, they live happily
Yo

Plus "Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Anna Nicole
Well, she's scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour
After that, felt like I needed a long shower
Network execs with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up those programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a
Special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 second spot
Then we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on recording "The Sopranos"
I forgot

I love shows with or without a plot
I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I only have got
One brain to rot
I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch anything you want to, man
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Mars Planet
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now quite kosher!

Stop it with the songs, Max. This isn't even spam. Just unwanted posts. Spam is when you have the intention of spamming the thing, or it's not even thought through. You're just posting these lyrics that bore people. Give us genuine spam posts. Not these... THINGS...
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Knarf
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The one and only

I couldn't disagree more. For this topic, Max, I wish you to have my children.
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Fish R teh PS pwnzorz...

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Tyrone Buggums
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I read the whole thing. >_>

XD
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Knarf
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The one and only

Yes Buggy, yes! Simple genious! I'm enthralled by how well those lyrics were put together.
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Fish R teh PS pwnzorz...

Challenges are always open, normally accepted.

Active:
Logan, Level 1 Nomad (Bow)

Retired:
Francis, Level 20/20 Hero (Sword/Axe)

Early Retirement:

Minerva, Level 15/20 Swordmaster (Sword)
Erosthane, Level 20/4 Berserker (Axe)
Francis, Level 20/3 Sage (Anima)
Lucha, Level 18 Vestal (Light)
Conor, Level 4 Shaman (Elder)

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Moses, Axe Fighter
Alyssa, Soldier
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Martin
Jul 17 2006, 10:43 PM
Stop it with the songs, Max. This isn't even spam. Just unwanted posts. Spam is when you have the intention of spamming the thing, or it's not even thought through. You're just posting these lyrics that bore people. Give us genuine spam posts. Not these... THINGS...

Bore people?

Weird Al ftw, dude.
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Tyrone Buggums
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Yes old chum! The simplicity of the rhymes! The emotion! It just touches my soul!
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iammax
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Amish Paradise is next, if I remember.
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iammax
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Knarf, are they sitrus?
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Knarf
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The one and only

Name them whatever, Mom.
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Fish R teh PS pwnzorz...

Challenges are always open, normally accepted.

Active:
Logan, Level 1 Nomad (Bow)

Retired:
Francis, Level 20/20 Hero (Sword/Axe)

Early Retirement:

Minerva, Level 15/20 Swordmaster (Sword)
Erosthane, Level 20/4 Berserker (Axe)
Francis, Level 20/3 Sage (Anima)
Lucha, Level 18 Vestal (Light)
Conor, Level 4 Shaman (Elder)

RP-Only

Moses, Axe Fighter
Alyssa, Soldier
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Mr. Dansen
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Air guitarist for the ages

... This topic wins on so many different levels.

*approval stamp*
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

XD
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Clever


XD, post \"Your Pitiful\" Next lol
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If I put apostrophes my computer screws up

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Bad Clever.
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Bugmeat
Jul 17 2006, 07:45 PM
I read the whole thing. >_>

XD

Ditto. That bit about J.Lo... when will the madness end!? :iwaspwntbadly:
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<- Goddess of inactivity and surprise visits!
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buu11235
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Boom.

Great song. Although thats a little redundant, considering it's from Weird Al....
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samizdat

Couch Potato, IIRC. Albuquerque next.
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Drink and be whole again beyond confusion.
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