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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 18 2006, 04:41 PM (77 Views) | |
| iammax | Jul 18 2006, 04:41 PM Post #1 |
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Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame No one came Just us eatin' all alone You said, "Take the pizza home" "No sense lettin' all this go to waste" So then I faced Pizza all day And every day This cheese 'round the clock Is gettin' me blocked And I sure don't care For irregularity Tell me Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? No no no I was feelin' pretty down 'Till my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in every way I gotta say In fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was kissing her so tenderly But woe is me Who would have guessed Her family crest I'd suddely spy Tattooed on her thigh And son-of-a-gun It's just like the one on me Tell me How was I supposed to know we were both related? Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? No no no no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no I had so much on my mind I thought maybe I'd unwind Try out that new roller coaster ride And the guide Said not to stand But that's a demand That I couldn't meet I got on my feet And stood up instead And knocked off my head, you see Tell me Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated Oh no Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah) I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated What a bummer Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated No no no |
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| Vidoof | Jul 18 2006, 04:43 PM Post #2 |
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU
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Very enlightening, Max. I just love hearing about bowels. (is eating pizza atm, ironically) |
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Alonzo - Arbiter: Hero (Retired) Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!) Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me. ---
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| iammax | Jul 18 2006, 04:44 PM Post #3 |
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I WANT SOME! |
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| Vidoof | Jul 18 2006, 04:57 PM Post #4 |
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU
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Man it was only a small. I ate it all. (daiz) |
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Alonzo - Arbiter: Hero (Retired) Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!) Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me. ---
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| iammax | Jul 18 2006, 04:57 PM Post #5 |
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;_; |
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| Serene Steelzard | Jul 18 2006, 04:58 PM Post #6 |
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... uh-huh.
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I have that song! *goes to put it on* |
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| Vidoof | Jul 18 2006, 04:58 PM Post #7 |
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That was teh good. ^^ (lies down on couch, rubbing belly) |
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Alonzo - Arbiter: Hero (Retired) Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!) Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me. ---
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| The MetalMew | Jul 18 2006, 05:10 PM Post #8 |
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There Can Only Be One!
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Weird Al FTW. |
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Arrive. Raise Hell. Leave. [leaves own mark on profile] :D
[QUOTE = MSN with Tee]Taco says: ó_? Taco says: ....fear the almighty questionmark!eye[/QUOTE] Gail, FEABL's first Swordmaster (Retired) Alex, firey Wyvern Rider (Lvl 14) Silvia, teh shiny Paladin (Retired) Yoshiro, the Heroic bishie (Lvl 20/3) Domino, the alluring Assassin (Lvl 20/3) Syndor, FEABL's first Halberdier (Lvl 20/1) Zoe, FEABL's first Centurion (Lvl 15/4)
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| Iron Shaman | Jul 18 2006, 06:51 PM Post #9 |
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ha ha ha
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*sings* Pretty Fly for a Rabbi! |
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FE: Herald of Faith Take a look! IS has got event hacking skillz! Characters ![]() Gooooo Fish <3 | |
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