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Uh huh... Extra Cheese...; Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
Topic Started: Jul 18 2006, 04:41 PM (77 Views)
iammax
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Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came

Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced

Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no

I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say

In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide

Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no
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Vidoof
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU

Very enlightening, Max. I just love hearing about bowels.


(is eating pizza atm, ironically)
Alonzo - Arbiter: Hero (Retired)

Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!)

Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer

Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me.

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Zombie Michael Jackson says:
Okay fine then. I hate you vid.

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Ketchup says:
You can always eat my meat!

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Gigs says:
vid i am going to murder you someday

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Eric says:
u kive yiy gyts L(
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iammax
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I WANT SOME!
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Vidoof
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU

Man it was only a small. I ate it all.

(daiz)
Alonzo - Arbiter: Hero (Retired)

Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!)

Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer

Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me.

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Zombie Michael Jackson says:
Okay fine then. I hate you vid.

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Ketchup says:
You can always eat my meat!

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Gigs says:
vid i am going to murder you someday

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Eric says:
u kive yiy gyts L(
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iammax
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;_;
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Serene Steelzard
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... uh-huh.

I have that song!

*goes to put it on*
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Vidoof
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU

That was teh good. ^^ (lies down on couch, rubbing belly)
Alonzo - Arbiter: Hero (Retired)

Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!)

Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer

Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me.

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Zombie Michael Jackson says:
Okay fine then. I hate you vid.

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Ketchup says:
You can always eat my meat!

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Gigs says:
vid i am going to murder you someday

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Eric says:
u kive yiy gyts L(
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The MetalMew
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There Can Only Be One!

Weird Al FTW.
Arrive. Raise Hell. Leave.

[leaves own mark on profile] :D

MSN convo with IS
 
±Ú¯¸½ - Needing language packs since '91 says:
I quote like it myself. >_>
Kyle says:
..Can I quite you on that?
Kyle says:
*shot*
±Ú¯¸½ - Needing language packs since '91 says:
...>_<


[QUOTE = MSN with Tee]Taco says:
ó_?
Taco says:
....fear the almighty questionmark!eye[/QUOTE]

Gail, FEABL's first Swordmaster (Retired)
Alex, firey Wyvern Rider (Lvl 14)
Silvia, teh shiny Paladin (Retired)
Yoshiro, the Heroic bishie (Lvl 20/3)
Domino, the alluring Assassin (Lvl 20/3)
Syndor, FEABL's first Halberdier (Lvl 20/1)
Zoe, FEABL's first Centurion (Lvl 15/4)

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Iron Shaman
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ha ha ha

*sings*

Pretty Fly for a Rabbi!
FE: Herald of Faith
Take a look! IS has got event hacking skillz!

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Gooooo Fish <3
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