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I've heard the most disturbing thing.; Again, from my science teacher.
Topic Started: Jul 22 2006, 01:52 PM (253 Views)
Moonlight
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help me im become weeaboo

He just had to make me imagine what it would be like if meiosis happened on the hands of people. X(
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>_>

ON? On your hands?

Meiosis is the sex cell one, right? *shot*
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FFFF

LFBN: Yes. Meiosis on hands? lots of very small hands. like budding.
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Moonlight
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help me im become weeaboo

He had to go into detail.. Like, how people would shake hands and.. >_>
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Silly Tee
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

....hold on....meiosis is just the cell splitting into two parts, with only one chromosone thing, containing 23 chromosones instead of 23 pairs. or 22? or 21? ack!)
what happens then? more hands? cake? eww?
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No, that's not what I mean. >_>
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Silly Tee
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

or a new hand growing with every handshake? >_>
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

You mean like if a guy and a girl touched hands they'd make a baby or something?
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Tookie
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Pretend I put something witty here.

>.>

Kids making babies.

Schools would all be single sex.

Boys could only live with their fathers.

Girls could only live with their mothers.
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This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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Vicas
Jul 23 2006, 07:00 AM
You mean like if a guy and a girl touched hands they'd make a baby or something?

That, and.. white stuff.
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

SM_2K
Jul 23 2006, 05:02 PM
>.>

Kids making babies.

Schools would all be single sex.

Boys could only live with their fathers.

Girls could only live with their mothers.

....sexy.
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Feb 7 2008, 11:12 PM
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Dynamic_Moonlight
Jul 23 2006, 11:04 AM
Vicas
Jul 23 2006, 07:00 AM
You mean like if a guy and a girl touched hands they'd make a baby or something?

That, and.. white stuff.

... Ah.

Oh my.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Indeed. You'd swing your arms around, and white stuff would, uh..
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU

......so they both splooge on their hands and become blood brothers?

Nasty.
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Vid put that well.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU

Again...


Nastay.
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Zombie Michael Jackson says:
Okay fine then. I hate you vid.

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vid i am going to murder you someday

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Silly Tee
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

your sience teacher sounds interesting <3
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Feb 7 2008, 11:12 PM
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... uh-huh.

I want your science teacher. He sounds fun.

Not as good as watch-out-for-that-rock-Mr-Cowan, but he sounds quite fun. <_<
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He is pretty fun. He makesodd noises during class for no particular reason. >_>
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

Our bio teacher rocks >_>
She got someone in front of the class (Christian, IIRC) and forced him to do pelvis-muscle-somewhat-gymnastics to show us what it looks like...
(If you ever saw that, it looks like shmexing. poor poor Christian.)
and....stuff
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o_O

Last time, he used himself as an example while explaining how the reproductory organs of the female function.
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

... Yeah...

My biology teacher was just odd. It was fun messing with him. <.<
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

>.>
biology teachers are all sadistic....
well, in our school
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Pretend I put something witty here.

My science teacher is odd.

One time, he said that we all had to come back after our next lesson for a detention. Length varied depending on how noisy we were. I walk in after French, and this is how it went:

Him: You can go now.

Me: ^_^
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This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

XD

reminds me....:
in physics, we wanted to write a test, but we changed the lesson to another day...
so, we were in our room, waiting...nothing happened
later, we found out that he had forgotten about us >.>;
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Pretend I put something witty here.

The whole detention was half an hour as well.
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This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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>_>

Oh, that would be so weird.......

God, what would happen if five year olds touched hands? o-O
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...preservatives for each finger with different flavrous....
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Me: It would make rubber gloves big business. My Biology teacher was great because he'd have bonus questions in random fonts (webdings, Greek letters, etc.) and he taught us corn sex.
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

XD

My bio teacher was awesome because all he'd do was give me a weird face and maybe a comment when I started dancing during lab. <.<
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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The heart, it beats for blood.

Apparently, I'm the only one with a semi-normal science teacher.
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

...you dance during lessons, viccles? *raises an eyebrow*
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ha ha ha

... No, you're not the only one, Kochi. Mine's about as normal as normal can get. However, the other French science teacher, apparently, is a whole different story.

But she did blow something up. A demonstration on how to mix oxygen and hydrogen to actually create water. Very cool, but also very loud.
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

You know, "drugs" is "drogen" in german. Somehow, my and my friends got to shout out "HYDROGEEEEEEEEEEEN!" out of random....(hydrogen=hydrugs...whatever that would be)
<.<;;;
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My physics teacher was hot.

And young.

(wins THAT conversation...)
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Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!)

Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer

Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me.

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Zombie Michael Jackson says:
Okay fine then. I hate you vid.

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Ketchup says:
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vid i am going to murder you someday

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Eric says:
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... uh-huh.

One of my chemistry teachers put caesium in water. You know, the one that reacts so violently with water it explodes. He ran away as soon as he put it in and everyone-else in the class huddled behind the protective screen when it blew up. <_<
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Jul 23 2006, 02:17 PM
...you dance during lessons, viccles? *raises an eyebrow*

Well, it was for the sole reason of weirding him it. It was something everyone in the class did. I always managed to finish my lab activities before everyone else (of course, my lab partner was even smarter than me, but he let me do most of the work because I was quicker) so I would do random stuff.

Some of us had to move to the lab benches when taking tests, and since there were no chairs, my one friend started lounging accross the floor and fell asleep. It was so funny when Mr. Trojanowski asked where he was. Man, biology was so awesome.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU

Trojanowski?

....forizzle? Wow.
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Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!)

Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer

Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me.

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Zombie Michael Jackson says:
Okay fine then. I hate you vid.

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Ketchup says:
You can always eat my meat!

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vid i am going to murder you someday

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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Yeah. What about him?
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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>_>

Kochipahk
Jul 23 2006, 10:15 AM
Apparently, I'm the only one with a semi-normal science teacher.

My science teacher was an ass. Is that normal?
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Jul 23 2006, 07:47 AM
XD

reminds me....:
in physics, we wanted to write a test, but we changed the lesson to another day...
so, we were in our room, waiting...nothing happened
later, we found out that he had forgotten about us >.>;

My Driver's Ed teacher did that... Like twice. ()>.> He got us confused with the wrong period. :iwaspwntbadly:
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