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| I've heard the most disturbing thing.; Again, from my science teacher. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 22 2006, 01:52 PM (253 Views) | |
| Moonlight | Jul 22 2006, 01:52 PM Post #1 |
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help me im become weeaboo
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He just had to make me imagine what it would be like if meiosis happened on the hands of people. X( |
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I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now. Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.
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| LuteFanBoyNick | Jul 22 2006, 04:34 PM Post #2 |
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>_>
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ON? On your hands? Meiosis is the sex cell one, right? *shot* |
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| Ursper | Jul 23 2006, 12:02 AM Post #3 |
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LFBN: Yes. Meiosis on hands? lots of very small hands. like budding. |
| RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3 | |
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| Moonlight | Jul 23 2006, 12:33 PM Post #4 |
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He had to go into detail.. Like, how people would shake hands and.. >_> |
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| Silly Tee | Jul 23 2006, 12:48 PM Post #5 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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....hold on....meiosis is just the cell splitting into two parts, with only one chromosone thing, containing 23 chromosones instead of 23 pairs. or 22? or 21? ack!) what happens then? more hands? cake? eww? |
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| Moonlight | Jul 23 2006, 12:56 PM Post #6 |
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No, that's not what I mean. >_> |
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| Silly Tee | Jul 23 2006, 12:58 PM Post #7 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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or a new hand growing with every handshake? >_> |
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| Vicas | Jul 23 2006, 01:00 PM Post #8 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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You mean like if a guy and a girl touched hands they'd make a baby or something? |
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| Tookie | Jul 23 2006, 01:02 PM Post #9 |
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Pretend I put something witty here.
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>.> Kids making babies. Schools would all be single sex. Boys could only live with their fathers. Girls could only live with their mothers. |
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| Moonlight | Jul 23 2006, 01:04 PM Post #10 |
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That, and.. white stuff. |
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| Silly Tee | Jul 23 2006, 01:04 PM Post #11 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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....sexy. |
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| Vicas | Jul 23 2006, 01:05 PM Post #12 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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... Ah. Oh my. |
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| Moonlight | Jul 23 2006, 01:06 PM Post #13 |
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Indeed. You'd swing your arms around, and white stuff would, uh.. |
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I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now. Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest.
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| Vidoof | Jul 23 2006, 01:06 PM Post #14 |
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......so they both splooge on their hands and become blood brothers? Nasty. |
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Alonzo - Arbiter: Hero (Retired) Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!) Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me. ---
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| Vicas | Jul 23 2006, 01:08 PM Post #15 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Vid put that well. |
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| Vidoof | Jul 23 2006, 01:08 PM Post #16 |
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU
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Again... Nastay. |
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Alonzo - Arbiter: Hero (Retired) Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!) Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me. ---
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| Silly Tee | Jul 23 2006, 01:16 PM Post #17 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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your sience teacher sounds interesting <3 |
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| Serene Steelzard | Jul 23 2006, 01:18 PM Post #18 |
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... uh-huh.
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I want your science teacher. He sounds fun. Not as good as watch-out-for-that-rock-Mr-Cowan, but he sounds quite fun. <_< |
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| Moonlight | Jul 23 2006, 01:23 PM Post #19 |
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He is pretty fun. He makesodd noises during class for no particular reason. >_> |
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| Silly Tee | Jul 23 2006, 01:23 PM Post #20 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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Our bio teacher rocks >_> She got someone in front of the class (Christian, IIRC) and forced him to do pelvis-muscle-somewhat-gymnastics to show us what it looks like... (If you ever saw that, it looks like shmexing. poor poor Christian.) and....stuff |
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| Moonlight | Jul 23 2006, 01:28 PM Post #21 |
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o_O Last time, he used himself as an example while explaining how the reproductory organs of the female function. |
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| Vicas | Jul 23 2006, 01:34 PM Post #22 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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... Yeah... My biology teacher was just odd. It was fun messing with him. <.< |
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| Silly Tee | Jul 23 2006, 01:36 PM Post #23 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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>.> biology teachers are all sadistic.... well, in our school ick, a banned member here *hiss* |
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| Tookie | Jul 23 2006, 01:41 PM Post #24 |
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My science teacher is odd. One time, he said that we all had to come back after our next lesson for a detention. Length varied depending on how noisy we were. I walk in after French, and this is how it went: Him: You can go now. Me: ^_^ |
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| Silly Tee | Jul 23 2006, 01:47 PM Post #25 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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XD reminds me....: in physics, we wanted to write a test, but we changed the lesson to another day... so, we were in our room, waiting...nothing happened later, we found out that he had forgotten about us >.>; |
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| Tookie | Jul 23 2006, 01:58 PM Post #26 |
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Pretend I put something witty here.
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The whole detention was half an hour as well. |
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| LuteFanBoyNick | Jul 23 2006, 02:44 PM Post #27 |
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>_>
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Oh, that would be so weird....... God, what would happen if five year olds touched hands? o-O |
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| Silly Tee | Jul 23 2006, 02:55 PM Post #28 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...preservatives for each finger with different flavrous.... |
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| Lewa | Jul 23 2006, 03:52 PM Post #29 |
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Me: It would make rubber gloves big business. My Biology teacher was great because he'd have bonus questions in random fonts (webdings, Greek letters, etc.) and he taught us corn sex. |
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| Vicas | Jul 23 2006, 04:12 PM Post #30 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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XD My bio teacher was awesome because all he'd do was give me a weird face and maybe a comment when I started dancing during lab. <.< |
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| Kochipahk | Jul 23 2006, 04:15 PM Post #31 |
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The heart, it beats for blood.
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Apparently, I'm the only one with a semi-normal science teacher. |
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The heart, it beats for blood. http://www.myspace.com/colonelkremlin925 http://www.facebook.com/rileyne http://www.twitter.com/kochipahk | |
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| Silly Tee | Jul 23 2006, 04:17 PM Post #32 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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...you dance during lessons, viccles? *raises an eyebrow* |
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| Lady Drakonis | Jul 23 2006, 04:21 PM Post #33 |
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... No, you're not the only one, Kochi. Mine's about as normal as normal can get. However, the other French science teacher, apparently, is a whole different story. But she did blow something up. A demonstration on how to mix oxygen and hydrogen to actually create water. Very cool, but also very loud. |
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| Silly Tee | Jul 23 2006, 04:23 PM Post #34 |
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.
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You know, "drugs" is "drogen" in german. Somehow, my and my friends got to shout out "HYDROGEEEEEEEEEEEN!" out of random....(hydrogen=hydrugs...whatever that would be) <.<;;; |
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| Vidoof | Jul 23 2006, 04:30 PM Post #35 |
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My physics teacher was hot. And young. (wins THAT conversation...) |
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Alonzo - Arbiter: Hero (Retired) Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!) Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me. ---
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| Serene Steelzard | Jul 23 2006, 04:32 PM Post #36 |
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... uh-huh.
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One of my chemistry teachers put caesium in water. You know, the one that reacts so violently with water it explodes. He ran away as soon as he put it in and everyone-else in the class huddled behind the protective screen when it blew up. <_< |
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| Vicas | Jul 23 2006, 04:32 PM Post #37 |
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Well, it was for the sole reason of weirding him it. It was something everyone in the class did. I always managed to finish my lab activities before everyone else (of course, my lab partner was even smarter than me, but he let me do most of the work because I was quicker) so I would do random stuff. Some of us had to move to the lab benches when taking tests, and since there were no chairs, my one friend started lounging accross the floor and fell asleep. It was so funny when Mr. Trojanowski asked where he was. Man, biology was so awesome. |
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| Vidoof | Jul 23 2006, 04:38 PM Post #38 |
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Trojanowski? ....forizzle? Wow. |
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Alonzo - Arbiter: Hero (Retired) Reginald - Aegis - Lv. 3 Gypsy (Rate his new sprites, please!) Morana - Psychopomp - Lv. 2 Archer Not really battling, unless some strange urge strikes me. ---
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| Vicas | Jul 23 2006, 04:41 PM Post #39 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Yeah. What about him? |
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| LuteFanBoyNick | Jul 23 2006, 06:24 PM Post #40 |
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>_>
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My science teacher was an ass. Is that normal? |
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| Silver Dragon | Jul 23 2006, 09:09 PM Post #41 |
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~Ruining lives one post at a time~
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My Driver's Ed teacher did that... Like twice. ()>.> He got us confused with the wrong period.
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