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I'm establishing my own religion.
Topic Started: Jul 23 2006, 04:59 PM (146 Views)
Naglfar
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY

The Church of the Almighty Pie! It shall be the greatest food-based religion that doesn't have to do with spagetti EVAH!

Who's in?
1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request.

Put on your hard hat and head for the highways! From repairing country lanes, to constructing huge motorways your engineering skills will be put to the test in this fascinating simulation.

Lay out the traffic cones and punch through the concrete with your pneumatic drill as your new roadway starts to take shape. All of the tools of the trade are at your disposal including an asphalt planer, steamroller, marking machine and the whole gamut of machinery required to transform a building site into a super smooth motorway. As your skills grow you will be able to embark on a range of diverse missions. Country roads, pothole repairs, lane widening and motorway construction are all in a day's work for the hard hat highway heroes!

Dig for pay dirt and form your own civil engineering company. You will be starting modestly with small wheel loaders but success is in the soil! As your skills and reputation increase grow your business with the purchase of a huge selection of equipment including the heavy road roller!

Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator! In Street Cleaning Simulator you are the proud owner/operator of a small firm specialising in keeping the town's roads free from all the leaves and dirt that accumulate over time. Visit your office to learn what work the Mayor's office has for you.

Your vehicle is a highly sophisticated street cleaning machine. It's equipped with three highly powered and independently operated brushes. Whose work can be supported by highly powered water jets - which are needed to remove that stubborn street dirt.

You'll be operating on busy streets so you'll have to use your driving skills to avoid pedestrians and other road users. Remember to use your wing mirrors to help prevent crashing your vehicle.
Don't forget to fill up with fuel...and water......and empty out the muck from time to time.

Street Cleaning Simulator features highly detailed vehicles and a wonderfully crafted town for you to explore - and keep clean!

No more waiting on the hard shoulder in Europe to be rescued! Tow Truck Simulator places you in the role of the driver and operator of a rescue truck as you become the hero of the hour and rescue broken down vehicles and attend accidents. Or perhaps you will prefer to take the role of the driver of a dreaded towing truck and tow away illegally parked cars.

There are four models of tow trucks for you to choose from each with a crane and winch to remove every kind of vehicle. You will learn how to handle different cars to get them loaded as quickly as possible!

The large detailed 3D environment allows you to freely explore the roads around you whilst searching for drivers in distress.
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Spotted Zebra
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Feeling spritely.

Naglfar
Jul 23 2006, 01:59 PM
Who's in?

Your mom.

{RUN AWAY!}
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"The AI is not very smart. It makes up for that by cheating." --- Naglfar, on Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. XD

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"Cleric by Seth"

It sounds like a fancy cologne.


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Naglfar
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Hahahahahahahaha-get her.

*sends The Almighty Pie after Zebra*
1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request.

Put on your hard hat and head for the highways! From repairing country lanes, to constructing huge motorways your engineering skills will be put to the test in this fascinating simulation.

Lay out the traffic cones and punch through the concrete with your pneumatic drill as your new roadway starts to take shape. All of the tools of the trade are at your disposal including an asphalt planer, steamroller, marking machine and the whole gamut of machinery required to transform a building site into a super smooth motorway. As your skills grow you will be able to embark on a range of diverse missions. Country roads, pothole repairs, lane widening and motorway construction are all in a day's work for the hard hat highway heroes!

Dig for pay dirt and form your own civil engineering company. You will be starting modestly with small wheel loaders but success is in the soil! As your skills and reputation increase grow your business with the purchase of a huge selection of equipment including the heavy road roller!

Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator! In Street Cleaning Simulator you are the proud owner/operator of a small firm specialising in keeping the town's roads free from all the leaves and dirt that accumulate over time. Visit your office to learn what work the Mayor's office has for you.

Your vehicle is a highly sophisticated street cleaning machine. It's equipped with three highly powered and independently operated brushes. Whose work can be supported by highly powered water jets - which are needed to remove that stubborn street dirt.

You'll be operating on busy streets so you'll have to use your driving skills to avoid pedestrians and other road users. Remember to use your wing mirrors to help prevent crashing your vehicle.
Don't forget to fill up with fuel...and water......and empty out the muck from time to time.

Street Cleaning Simulator features highly detailed vehicles and a wonderfully crafted town for you to explore - and keep clean!

No more waiting on the hard shoulder in Europe to be rescued! Tow Truck Simulator places you in the role of the driver and operator of a rescue truck as you become the hero of the hour and rescue broken down vehicles and attend accidents. Or perhaps you will prefer to take the role of the driver of a dreaded towing truck and tow away illegally parked cars.

There are four models of tow trucks for you to choose from each with a crane and winch to remove every kind of vehicle. You will learn how to handle different cars to get them loaded as quickly as possible!

The large detailed 3D environment allows you to freely explore the roads around you whilst searching for drivers in distress.
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Iron Shaman
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ha ha ha

[size=23]HI I'M BARRY SCOTT! AND THIS IS NEW SILLY BANG PIE REMOVER!

WATCH IT DISSOLVE THESE PIES![/size]

lolweeblpwnt *runs*

<_<;; Don't make me get the link.
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Jmyster
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I'm just going to have Touhou infect everything now

Dude...send the Almighty Pie after me too, I need some everlasting dessert that doesn't run out.

{Eats Almighty Pie. Mighty Pie regenerates. Eats Almighty Pie again. And so forth, and so on.}

Mmmm...Hail The Almighty Pie! {Continues to indefinitely eat pie}

And don't challenge my logic. {Waves words threateningly}
-It makes you wonder what goes on in the minds of people who can't seem to grasp the notion that one =/= all. Perhaps they failed math in school--Spotted Zebra
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Lewa


Me: A friend of mine started the Church of Shiny. It has three members, two of which are birds.
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Vicas
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

Organized religion isn't my thing. <.<
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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THE CHURCH OF MAGUS > THIS TOPIC
[Kim] Level 7 Mage
[Kain] Level 7 Shaman
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Tookie
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Pretend I put something witty here.

Custard and cram > This so-called "almighty pie"

*Eats said pie*
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Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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Lady Drakonis
ha ha ha

If it was the Church of Pi, maybe I'd consider joining.
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skullmagic1
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im so cool changin' mah name to skull's name cuz he is cool and now im cool like him

Spitfire
Jul 23 2006, 11:45 PM
THE CHURCH OF MAGUS > THIS TOPIC

YES, MY FAITHFUL FOLLOWER! THE CHURCH OF MAGUS SHALL RULE ALL!
"And saying we'd be 'better off without him' is just plain rude. He could end up being a great member." - Gigs on ElFirestorm.
"I will make this very clear. I do NOT support child molestation, nor will I ever do so. I am merely giving Khai a chance. I suggest you do the same." - Omega
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Iron Shaman
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ha ha ha

[WCIII]I always wanted to start my own religion. So I did![/WCIII]
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Blaze the Sage
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Spots Toranis, comin' through!

Gogo Kel'Thuzad!

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BlueYoshi
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*uses Draco Meteor*

Church of Magus >>> All.
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[22:15] Adder: I can swallow now!
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Iron Shaman
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ha ha ha

Ha! The Scourge can take on anything!
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...i never really liked using the undead in WC3, gogo massing people with militia and plenty of other units
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Floopipoo
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Painting the world the way you want it [:

Zomg?

Meh, me rather stick with the one I have now <.<
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skullmagic1
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im so cool changin' mah name to skull's name cuz he is cool and now im cool like him

I WILL CONVERT YOU ALL TO THE CHURCH OF MAGUS!
"And saying we'd be 'better off without him' is just plain rude. He could end up being a great member." - Gigs on ElFirestorm.
"I will make this very clear. I do NOT support child molestation, nor will I ever do so. I am merely giving Khai a chance. I suggest you do the same." - Omega
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how can you convert me if i dont have a religion in the first place *masses with militia that have a town hall built outside of your base...and some knights i guess*
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