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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 23 2006, 04:59 PM (146 Views) | |
| Naglfar | Jul 23 2006, 04:59 PM Post #1 |
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
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The Church of the Almighty Pie! It shall be the greatest food-based religion that doesn't have to do with spagetti EVAH! Who's in? |
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1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request. Put on your hard hat and head for the highways! From repairing country lanes, to constructing huge motorways your engineering skills will be put to the test in this fascinating simulation. Lay out the traffic cones and punch through the concrete with your pneumatic drill as your new roadway starts to take shape. All of the tools of the trade are at your disposal including an asphalt planer, steamroller, marking machine and the whole gamut of machinery required to transform a building site into a super smooth motorway. As your skills grow you will be able to embark on a range of diverse missions. Country roads, pothole repairs, lane widening and motorway construction are all in a day's work for the hard hat highway heroes! Dig for pay dirt and form your own civil engineering company. You will be starting modestly with small wheel loaders but success is in the soil! As your skills and reputation increase grow your business with the purchase of a huge selection of equipment including the heavy road roller! Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator! In Street Cleaning Simulator you are the proud owner/operator of a small firm specialising in keeping the town's roads free from all the leaves and dirt that accumulate over time. Visit your office to learn what work the Mayor's office has for you. Your vehicle is a highly sophisticated street cleaning machine. It's equipped with three highly powered and independently operated brushes. Whose work can be supported by highly powered water jets - which are needed to remove that stubborn street dirt. You'll be operating on busy streets so you'll have to use your driving skills to avoid pedestrians and other road users. Remember to use your wing mirrors to help prevent crashing your vehicle. Don't forget to fill up with fuel...and water......and empty out the muck from time to time. Street Cleaning Simulator features highly detailed vehicles and a wonderfully crafted town for you to explore - and keep clean! No more waiting on the hard shoulder in Europe to be rescued! Tow Truck Simulator places you in the role of the driver and operator of a rescue truck as you become the hero of the hour and rescue broken down vehicles and attend accidents. Or perhaps you will prefer to take the role of the driver of a dreaded towing truck and tow away illegally parked cars. There are four models of tow trucks for you to choose from each with a crane and winch to remove every kind of vehicle. You will learn how to handle different cars to get them loaded as quickly as possible! The large detailed 3D environment allows you to freely explore the roads around you whilst searching for drivers in distress. | |
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| Spotted Zebra | Jul 23 2006, 05:08 PM Post #2 |
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Feeling spritely.
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Your mom. {RUN AWAY!} |
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"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it or does it." --- Malcolm X. "The AI is not very smart. It makes up for that by cheating." --- Naglfar, on Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. XD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My characters: Naia, level 20/11 Valkyrie | Firenze, level 20/9 Mystic | Lynore, level 16 Nomad Mu Arae, level 17 Pegasus Knight | Mars, level 7 Professor | Gloria, level 11 Fortune-TellerSpot prefers to stat in battles since she usually lacks sufficient time to run them through an RNG. The Mamkutes' profile Skye's profile | |
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| Naglfar | Jul 23 2006, 05:09 PM Post #3 |
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Hahahahahahahaha-get her. *sends The Almighty Pie after Zebra* |
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1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request. Put on your hard hat and head for the highways! From repairing country lanes, to constructing huge motorways your engineering skills will be put to the test in this fascinating simulation. Lay out the traffic cones and punch through the concrete with your pneumatic drill as your new roadway starts to take shape. All of the tools of the trade are at your disposal including an asphalt planer, steamroller, marking machine and the whole gamut of machinery required to transform a building site into a super smooth motorway. As your skills grow you will be able to embark on a range of diverse missions. Country roads, pothole repairs, lane widening and motorway construction are all in a day's work for the hard hat highway heroes! Dig for pay dirt and form your own civil engineering company. You will be starting modestly with small wheel loaders but success is in the soil! As your skills and reputation increase grow your business with the purchase of a huge selection of equipment including the heavy road roller! Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator! In Street Cleaning Simulator you are the proud owner/operator of a small firm specialising in keeping the town's roads free from all the leaves and dirt that accumulate over time. Visit your office to learn what work the Mayor's office has for you. Your vehicle is a highly sophisticated street cleaning machine. It's equipped with three highly powered and independently operated brushes. Whose work can be supported by highly powered water jets - which are needed to remove that stubborn street dirt. You'll be operating on busy streets so you'll have to use your driving skills to avoid pedestrians and other road users. Remember to use your wing mirrors to help prevent crashing your vehicle. Don't forget to fill up with fuel...and water......and empty out the muck from time to time. Street Cleaning Simulator features highly detailed vehicles and a wonderfully crafted town for you to explore - and keep clean! No more waiting on the hard shoulder in Europe to be rescued! Tow Truck Simulator places you in the role of the driver and operator of a rescue truck as you become the hero of the hour and rescue broken down vehicles and attend accidents. Or perhaps you will prefer to take the role of the driver of a dreaded towing truck and tow away illegally parked cars. There are four models of tow trucks for you to choose from each with a crane and winch to remove every kind of vehicle. You will learn how to handle different cars to get them loaded as quickly as possible! The large detailed 3D environment allows you to freely explore the roads around you whilst searching for drivers in distress. | |
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| Iron Shaman | Jul 23 2006, 05:11 PM Post #4 |
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ha ha ha
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[size=23]HI I'M BARRY SCOTT! AND THIS IS NEW SILLY BANG PIE REMOVER! WATCH IT DISSOLVE THESE PIES![/size] lolweeblpwnt *runs* <_<;; Don't make me get the link. |
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FE: Herald of Faith Take a look! IS has got event hacking skillz! Characters ![]() Gooooo Fish <3 | |
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| Lewa | Jul 23 2006, 08:08 PM Post #5 |
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Me: Not Billy Mays? |
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| Jmyster | Jul 23 2006, 08:13 PM Post #6 |
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I'm just going to have Touhou infect everything now
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Dude...send the Almighty Pie after me too, I need some everlasting dessert that doesn't run out. {Eats Almighty Pie. Mighty Pie regenerates. Eats Almighty Pie again. And so forth, and so on.} Mmmm...Hail The Almighty Pie! {Continues to indefinitely eat pie} And don't challenge my logic. {Waves words threateningly} |
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-It makes you wonder what goes on in the minds of people who can't seem to grasp the notion that one =/= all. Perhaps they failed math in school--Spotted Zebra The Character Formerly Known as Jeremy-20/13 Hero Saria-20/20 Wyvern Lady Yumil-15/11 Druid Ankiseth Level 11 Pirate Elandra 20/1 Hunter Maria Valine (RP ONLY) | |
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| Lewa | Jul 23 2006, 08:15 PM Post #7 |
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Me: A friend of mine started the Church of Shiny. It has three members, two of which are birds. |
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| Vicas | Jul 23 2006, 09:21 PM Post #8 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Organized religion isn't my thing. <.< |
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| Machinae | Jul 24 2006, 05:45 AM Post #9 |
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THE CHURCH OF MAGUS > THIS TOPIC |
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[Kim] Level 7 Mage [Kain] Level 7 Shaman ----------------------------------------------------
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| Tookie | Jul 24 2006, 07:42 AM Post #10 |
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Pretend I put something witty here.
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Custard and cram > This so-called "almighty pie" *Eats said pie* |
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| Lady Drakonis | Jul 24 2006, 04:43 PM Post #11 |
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ha ha ha
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If it was the Church of Pi, maybe I'd consider joining. |
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| skullmagic1 | Jul 24 2006, 06:46 PM Post #12 |
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im so cool changin' mah name to skull's name cuz he is cool and now im cool like him
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YES, MY FAITHFUL FOLLOWER! THE CHURCH OF MAGUS SHALL RULE ALL! |
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"And saying we'd be 'better off without him' is just plain rude. He could end up being a great member." - Gigs on ElFirestorm. "I will make this very clear. I do NOT support child molestation, nor will I ever do so. I am merely giving Khai a chance. I suggest you do the same." - Omega Nspxlqjfp (Lvl 4 Myrmidon) Demonoid Phenomenon (Lvl 3 Mercenary) | |
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| Iron Shaman | Jul 24 2006, 06:52 PM Post #13 |
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ha ha ha
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[WCIII]I always wanted to start my own religion. So I did![/WCIII] |
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FE: Herald of Faith Take a look! IS has got event hacking skillz! Characters ![]() Gooooo Fish <3 | |
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| Blaze the Sage | Jul 24 2006, 06:54 PM Post #14 |
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Spots Toranis, comin' through!
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Gogo Kel'Thuzad! |
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| BlueYoshi | Jul 24 2006, 06:56 PM Post #15 |
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*uses Draco Meteor*
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Church of Magus >>> All. |
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Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor Draco Meteor [22:15] Adder: I can swallow now! | |
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| Iron Shaman | Jul 24 2006, 06:57 PM Post #16 |
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ha ha ha
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Ha! The Scourge can take on anything! |
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FE: Herald of Faith Take a look! IS has got event hacking skillz! Characters ![]() Gooooo Fish <3 | |
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| Dark | Jul 24 2006, 06:57 PM Post #17 |
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...i never really liked using the undead in WC3, gogo massing people with militia and plenty of other units |
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| Floopipoo | Jul 24 2006, 06:58 PM Post #18 |
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Painting the world the way you want it [:
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Zomg? Meh, me rather stick with the one I have now <.< |
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| skullmagic1 | Jul 24 2006, 07:08 PM Post #19 |
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im so cool changin' mah name to skull's name cuz he is cool and now im cool like him
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I WILL CONVERT YOU ALL TO THE CHURCH OF MAGUS! |
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"And saying we'd be 'better off without him' is just plain rude. He could end up being a great member." - Gigs on ElFirestorm. "I will make this very clear. I do NOT support child molestation, nor will I ever do so. I am merely giving Khai a chance. I suggest you do the same." - Omega Nspxlqjfp (Lvl 4 Myrmidon) Demonoid Phenomenon (Lvl 3 Mercenary) | |
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| Dark | Jul 24 2006, 07:18 PM Post #20 |
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how can you convert me if i dont have a religion in the first place *masses with militia that have a town hall built outside of your base...and some knights i guess* |
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