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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 26 2006, 09:20 PM (163 Views) | |
| Naglfar | Jul 26 2006, 09:20 PM Post #1 |
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
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Very bottom of the article. |
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1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request. Put on your hard hat and head for the highways! From repairing country lanes, to constructing huge motorways your engineering skills will be put to the test in this fascinating simulation. Lay out the traffic cones and punch through the concrete with your pneumatic drill as your new roadway starts to take shape. All of the tools of the trade are at your disposal including an asphalt planer, steamroller, marking machine and the whole gamut of machinery required to transform a building site into a super smooth motorway. As your skills grow you will be able to embark on a range of diverse missions. Country roads, pothole repairs, lane widening and motorway construction are all in a day's work for the hard hat highway heroes! Dig for pay dirt and form your own civil engineering company. You will be starting modestly with small wheel loaders but success is in the soil! As your skills and reputation increase grow your business with the purchase of a huge selection of equipment including the heavy road roller! Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator! In Street Cleaning Simulator you are the proud owner/operator of a small firm specialising in keeping the town's roads free from all the leaves and dirt that accumulate over time. Visit your office to learn what work the Mayor's office has for you. Your vehicle is a highly sophisticated street cleaning machine. It's equipped with three highly powered and independently operated brushes. Whose work can be supported by highly powered water jets - which are needed to remove that stubborn street dirt. You'll be operating on busy streets so you'll have to use your driving skills to avoid pedestrians and other road users. Remember to use your wing mirrors to help prevent crashing your vehicle. Don't forget to fill up with fuel...and water......and empty out the muck from time to time. Street Cleaning Simulator features highly detailed vehicles and a wonderfully crafted town for you to explore - and keep clean! No more waiting on the hard shoulder in Europe to be rescued! Tow Truck Simulator places you in the role of the driver and operator of a rescue truck as you become the hero of the hour and rescue broken down vehicles and attend accidents. Or perhaps you will prefer to take the role of the driver of a dreaded towing truck and tow away illegally parked cars. There are four models of tow trucks for you to choose from each with a crane and winch to remove every kind of vehicle. You will learn how to handle different cars to get them loaded as quickly as possible! The large detailed 3D environment allows you to freely explore the roads around you whilst searching for drivers in distress. | |
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| Soul | Jul 26 2006, 09:26 PM Post #2 |
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Ooh, my head is spinning...
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Blarg |
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| Seth | Jul 26 2006, 09:30 PM Post #3 |
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I'm...HUNGRY!
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They screwed it up! He says that 14>15, not 13>14. |
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| Tyrone Buggums | Jul 26 2006, 09:45 PM Post #4 |
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If I'm reading it right it says 14>13 |
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| Vicas | Jul 27 2006, 01:55 AM Post #5 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Yes, it does in fact say that. There, corrected. And I added in what most FE trolls would. |
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| Seth | Jul 27 2006, 03:10 AM Post #6 |
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I'm...HUNGRY!
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...Vicas, you're my hero. |
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| Bears | Jul 27 2006, 08:08 PM Post #7 |
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No love for Plastic_People/me? *stomps off* |
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4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes". 4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting. 4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama. | |
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| Ursper | Jul 27 2006, 09:37 PM Post #8 |
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FFFF
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XD, Fish, whose edit was that? |
| RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3 | |
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| Vicas | Jul 27 2006, 10:47 PM Post #9 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Naggy, I'm sure. |
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| Gigs | Jul 27 2006, 10:53 PM Post #10 |
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HELLO EVERYBODY
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*looks at list of trolls* Severe lack of Molovo. And possibly AudiLuva. |
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| Vicas | Jul 27 2006, 11:55 PM Post #11 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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Yeah, like I said earlier, that GFAQs entry kinda sucks. |
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| Nate | Jul 28 2006, 12:14 AM Post #12 |
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yeah
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I'm not sure if Audi really counts, especially with his :( banning. |
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| Zap | Jul 28 2006, 12:15 AM Post #13 |
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yeah
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... Naggy, looks like you made the list... O_o;;; |
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"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade Zapper (Sage | Myrm) Arleta Leanna Elena Lexi Sick Darren NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D | |
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| Vicas | Jul 28 2006, 12:17 AM Post #14 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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*checks IPs* It was Naggy, Zap... |
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| Zap | Jul 28 2006, 12:42 AM Post #15 |
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yeah
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Meh, I know. I have this odd feeling that they don't care over there, though. <_<;;;; |
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"I'm sorry, I had to skip English to attend a Sammich class" -Shade Zapper (Sage | Myrm) Arleta Leanna Elena Lexi Sick Darren NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D | |
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| Vicas | Jul 28 2006, 12:55 AM Post #16 |
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.
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The whole article will probably be trashed soon, I'd say. |
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| Naglfar | Jul 28 2006, 01:25 AM Post #17 |
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I only added Squid, myself, and FEG. Who continues to make a chapter based on himself. |
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1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request. Put on your hard hat and head for the highways! From repairing country lanes, to constructing huge motorways your engineering skills will be put to the test in this fascinating simulation. Lay out the traffic cones and punch through the concrete with your pneumatic drill as your new roadway starts to take shape. All of the tools of the trade are at your disposal including an asphalt planer, steamroller, marking machine and the whole gamut of machinery required to transform a building site into a super smooth motorway. As your skills grow you will be able to embark on a range of diverse missions. Country roads, pothole repairs, lane widening and motorway construction are all in a day's work for the hard hat highway heroes! Dig for pay dirt and form your own civil engineering company. You will be starting modestly with small wheel loaders but success is in the soil! As your skills and reputation increase grow your business with the purchase of a huge selection of equipment including the heavy road roller! Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator! In Street Cleaning Simulator you are the proud owner/operator of a small firm specialising in keeping the town's roads free from all the leaves and dirt that accumulate over time. Visit your office to learn what work the Mayor's office has for you. Your vehicle is a highly sophisticated street cleaning machine. It's equipped with three highly powered and independently operated brushes. Whose work can be supported by highly powered water jets - which are needed to remove that stubborn street dirt. You'll be operating on busy streets so you'll have to use your driving skills to avoid pedestrians and other road users. Remember to use your wing mirrors to help prevent crashing your vehicle. Don't forget to fill up with fuel...and water......and empty out the muck from time to time. Street Cleaning Simulator features highly detailed vehicles and a wonderfully crafted town for you to explore - and keep clean! No more waiting on the hard shoulder in Europe to be rescued! Tow Truck Simulator places you in the role of the driver and operator of a rescue truck as you become the hero of the hour and rescue broken down vehicles and attend accidents. Or perhaps you will prefer to take the role of the driver of a dreaded towing truck and tow away illegally parked cars. There are four models of tow trucks for you to choose from each with a crane and winch to remove every kind of vehicle. You will learn how to handle different cars to get them loaded as quickly as possible! The large detailed 3D environment allows you to freely explore the roads around you whilst searching for drivers in distress. | |
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| Tookie | Jul 28 2006, 06:56 AM Post #18 |
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Pretend I put something witty here.
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20+? Squid is now my hero. |
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