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Oh, blatant joke topics, how subtle you are...
Topic Started: Aug 1 2006, 09:19 PM (266 Views)
KJ456
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

Look at the replies to this topic. Though you might want to ignore any of the TC's posts. <_<
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

DAMN BEING IN PURG! ;______;
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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HELLO EVERYBODY

*looks at multiple wall of text stories*

Summary, please.
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yeah

... Yaoi, Gigs. I think. <_<;;;;;;;
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Zapper (Sage | Myrm)
Arleta
Leanna
Elena
Lexi
Sick
Darren

NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Ah, of course...
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

Zap
Aug 1 2006, 06:32 PM
... Yaoi, Gigs. I think. <_<;;;;;;;

...GODDAMN BEING IN PURG!!! DAMN IT TO HELL!!!!
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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The one and only

Not to steal any off the awesomeness that is this topic, I found this in the same forum:

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs9/genmessa...&topic=29662240
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Fish R teh PS pwnzorz...

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I make iron women out of iron maidens

...*goes off to cry*
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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be wary of amazing chest

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HELLO EVERYBODY

KnarfTheOutlaw
Aug 1 2006, 06:35 PM
Not to steal any off the awesomeness that is this topic, I found this in the same forum:

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs9/genmessa...&topic=29662240

lawl joke topic

I'm fairly certain that the topic creator and Mewtwo64 are LUEsers....
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yeah

The second one can be reposted here just fine if somebody's willing to do it and isn't too lazy to do so like I am.
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

And the first can't? >_>
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now quite kosher!

The Day Reno Gave Up

Today, thought Rude, was shaping up to be a very, very bad day. In fact, the apocalypse was probably close. Because today, Reno had given up and stopped trying to sex up Cloud Strife.

It had been a source of endless hilarity to Rude and the rest of the Turks, watching Reno fruitlessly chase after Strife. It had been a constant for the past half year, with Reno pulling out all the stops and Strife remaining frustratingly oblivious. But no matter the result - or lack thereof - Reno had always come up with another idea and tried again on their next meeting.

That is, until ten minutes ago, when his partner had staggered into the room, passed the coffee machine, slumped down in one of the metal chairs and admitted defeat.

"I give up," Reno moaned again, ignoring the cup of coffee Rude offered in consolation. "I've already tried everything I could think of, but it's all no good." Thinking back to when Reno's obsession first started (all due to a casual remark by Elena that Strife had "a really nice ass"), Rude supposed that was true.

Plan A had been the subtle approach. One would think that subtle and Reno were two words that pushed away from each other like the wrong ends of two magnets, but in Reno-terms, the redhead had been subtle. This method had involved threatening any potential competitors or love interests, with mixed results. Of course, ordinary people ran screaming when faced with a maniacally grinning Turk threatening to electrocute their unmentionable bits if they didn't stop ogling Strife, but when faced with Strife's friends, things hadn't gone so well. Tifa Lockheart had used a combat move that could only be referred to as 'kicking him in the balls' and the ex-Turk Valentine had merely flexed his claw in a vaguely threatening manner and bluntly informed Reno that he was not ogling Strife, he was mentally undressing him, but that wasn't really any business of Reno's, now was it?

Rude wasn't sure if Valentine had been joking or not. In any case, Strife had only blinked in mild surprise when Reno barked the same threat at a poor, hapless waitress upon their next meeting (she had been smiling a little too friendly at Cloud, in Reno's opinion) and said to no one in particular that what Tifa and Vincent had been saying was true - Reno was in a really bad mood lately.

Plan B was about being blatantly obvious. In Reno's book, that meant doing everything short of whipping it out of his pants. It involved trying to have phone sex with Strife, making lewd gestures at Strife, leaving dirty messages on his answer phone and trying to grope a more or less private area of him every other minute. Strife's reaction to all this had been to tell Reno that he should only call him when it was important and to stop using up all the free slots on his answer phone, and would he be so kind as to remove his hand from Strife's ass if he didn't want Strife's sword shoved someplace very uncomfortable, please and thank you.

Plan C was trying to make Strife want him instead of the other way around. It involved smoky eye shadow, bondage gear, nipple rings, and - to his fellow Turks' horror - unbelievably tight leather pants with slashes in all the right - or, from Rude's point of view, wrong - places. It had also been fairly short-lived. Upon seeing Reno dressed like a male dominatrix, Strife had blinked innocently once again and asked if one didn't have Kadaj's perfect 20-inch waist, wasn't sitting down in those leather pants a little uncomfortable?

Plan D had been the classic approach. It had also meant being as un-Reno-like as possible, because it involved actually wearing an impeccable suit, brushing his hair, bringing chocolates to meetings with Strife and sending him flowers with pseudo-anonymous cards attached (because nobody in Midgar had a scrawl as terrible as Reno's). Strife's reaction to all this, Rude had to admit, had been priceless.

Was Reno feeling okay, was his reaction to seeing Reno in a spotlessly ironed suit, because he was looking so very much different? Also, after testing them to make sure they weren't poisoned, Strife distributed the chocolates among his friends, because it was awfully nice of Reno to bring his favorites, but they were Marlene's and Yuffie's favorites, too, and anyway, unless Reno was aiming for him getting cavities, surely he wouldn't mind if Cloud shared those with his friends? And moreover, why was he giving him non-poisoned chocolates if he was also sending him veiled death threats, because what else did black roses stand for except the death threats of psycho assassins?

By the time Rude had moved to recounting Plan C, Reno had jumped up and started banging his head against the nearby wall. Now, he stopped the rhythmic smacking to glare at Rude and hiss, "They were red roses. Red!"

No, replied Rude, unless Strife and he were both colorblind, the roses had been black, and Reno being the colorblind one was altogether much more likely.

"So what! I happen to like black!" yelled Reno and resumed bashing his forehead in.

Rude briefly contemplated stopping him before he did some permanent damage to the wallpaper, but before he could say as much, something else occurred to him. "Hey, partner. How come you never set aside your pride and -"

"Pride!" Reno exclaimed in frustration, stopping his banging again. "I don't have any pride left! When I started trying to score Strife, I nearly choked on my pride while swallowing it!"

The banging started again.

Rude decided to ignore the little outburst and continued. "- and grabbed him by the collar, pushed him against a wall and stuck your tongue down his throat?"

Reno didn't even falter this time and screamed, "Because I-!"

Then he stopped. Stood rigidly for a good minute, then slowly turned to face his partner. Rude ruefully examined Reno's face, and hoped that the dent on his forehead from all his encounters with the wall was permanent. The dent in the wall from all its encounters with Reno's forehead certainly was.

"Hey, wait a minute! Sticking... my tongue... down his throat?" Reno's expression was brightening by the second. "That's it! Partner, you're a goddamned genius! I owe you big time!"

He all but ran out the door. Rude stayed behind and tried not to think about the fact that he had just assisted in the birth of Plan E.

Reno found Cloud in the courtyard preparing to leave, his meeting with the president apparently over. Reno bent down and tried to catch his breath, realizing that Plan E was very much premature and he was at a loss how to make do without the obligatory wall.

Cloud stopped packing things on his motorcycle and turned to blink at him in that adorably - damn him! - confused way of his.

"Reno?"

"Ahem," began Reno when the air was getting to his lungs again. "If you don't like what I'm about to do, you can just blame everything on Rude."

He didn't get any further, because Cloud Strife had just seized him by the collar, pushed him against his bike and... proceeded to shove his tongue down Reno's throat.

"Hmmppff!" Reno managed between licks from Cloud's tongue, before deciding that it would be a good idea to actually kiss back.

"Sorry, Reno," the blonde gasped when they finally separated, a light pink flush stealing across his cheeks. Reno was doing a very good impression of a confused Cloud Strife and was additionally moving his jaw like a dying fish.

"But I really couldn't wait anymore. I tried to be subtle, but it didn't work. You were always going about scaring people or flooding my voice mail with nonsensical babble or trying to embarrass me in public or impersonating Kadaj or trying to get me to die from sugar overdose or sending me death threats disguised as flowers -" Here, Cloud had to pause for breath, and Reno took the opportunity to try and look less like a shell-shocked puffer fish and more like his usual alluring self.

"I wasn't sure if you liked me at all, sometimes. So I figured if physically attacking you wouldn't give you a hint, nothing would. When it comes to these things, you're really terribly oblivious."

*RUN AWAY*
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When I went out to get the male, I had the strangest desire.

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CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD YE GUILTY

Strife is disturbed...
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

Well, that ASCII just got there. Might not wanna look at that, either. >_>
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CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD YE GUILTY

KJ456
Aug 1 2006, 09:12 PM
Well, that ASCII just got there. Might not wanna look at that, either. >_>

Strife shall start fleeing before anyone notices his SN.

*Runz*
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Pretend I put something witty here.

XD at the Reno thing.

And what Shade said, except replace "purg" with "b7 or Read Only"
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So very wrong.

*is not registered at GFAQs*

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KnarfTheOutlaw
Aug 1 2006, 07:35 PM
Not to steal any off the awesomeness that is this topic, I found this in the same forum:

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs9/genmessa...&topic=29662240

*just heavily defended Seth in that topic*

Seth is your GOD. BOW TO HIM. ...*is willing to post said arguement here if people want to see it*

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ha ha ha

I like Seth. ;.;

In fact, he's ranked #3 in my list of Cavvys/Pallies I like, #2 Being Lex and #1 Oscar.

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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

Lex is not a cavvy/pally. And your list is grossly lacking Treck. >_>
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CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD YE GUILTY

KJ456
Aug 2 2006, 09:01 AM
Lex is not a cavvy/pally. And your list is grossly lacking Treck. >_>

And Lowen KJ.
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Pretend I put something witty here.

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Aug 2 2006, 02:38 PM
KnarfTheOutlaw
Aug 1 2006, 07:35 PM
Not to steal any off the awesomeness that is this topic, I found this in the same forum:

http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs9/genmessa...&topic=29662240

*just heavily defended Seth in that topic*

Seth is your GOD. BOW TO HIM. ...*is willing to post said arguement here if people want to see it*

DO IT.

To me, the decent enough growths are enough for me to use him.
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Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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I make iron women out of iron maidens

...Cloud/Reno...

ZOMGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWT!!!!!!!!!!!! *fangirls*
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Painting the world the way you want it [:

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Spots Toranis, comin' through!

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To those who still doubt Seth's abilities, and still call him a crappy unit to use, someone to bench, I say this:

I present to you, ALL possible Paladin growth rates (except Amelia.)

Forde:
HP: 85%
Str: 40%
Skl: 50%
Spd: 45%
Luk: 35%
Def: 20%
Res: 25%

Franz:
HP: 80%
Str: 40%
Skl: 40%
Spd: 50%
Luk: 40%
Def: 25%
Res: 20%

Kyle:
HP: 90%
Str: 50%
Skl: 40%
Spd: 40%
Luk: 20%
Def: 25%
Res: 20%

SETH (this is the important one)
HP: 90%
Str: 50%
Skl: 45%
Spd: 45%
Luk: 40%
Def: 30%
Res: 25%

As you can see, Seth ties for the highest growth in HP and strength. Neither Skill nor his speed tie for best growths, but his skill is the 2nd best growth, and spd ties with Forde for that position. He ties with Franz for the highest luck growth, and his defence and res growths are the highest of the cavaliers.

Seth, in fact, has the BEST growths of all your cavaliers. He may start out promoted (which tends to mean relatively low starting stats compared to a 20/1 unit), but his higher growth rates keep him in the running, and a strong contender for the position of BEST Paladin in the game. Do not question the awesomeness of Seth, for he is your GOD. BOW, MORTALS! BOW!!!!!


I never said it was a nonsense arguement.

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Pretend I put something witty here.

Strife
Aug 2 2006, 03:13 AM
KJ456
Aug 1 2006, 09:12 PM
Well, that ASCII just got there. Might not wanna look at that, either. >_>

Strife shall start fleeing before anyone notices his SN.

*Runz*

*chases and drags back*

Not so fast Strife.
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Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

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... uh-huh.

The thing is, in FE8 you can get unlimited amounts of statboosters. So any character can cap all stats. O_o
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Pretend I put something witty here.

By that logic, though, I could say Joshua >>>>>> All other FE8 units. Just by putting in the effort to cap all of his stats.

But I'd be lying, so meh.
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... uh-huh.

He'd just be better then the swordmasters, unless you're saying that a capped stat swordmaster could beat a stat-capped general?

Regardless, the unlimited stat boosters is what makes FE8 suck for me. Having all your characters able to cap stats is just boring. Blessings, screwages, they don't matter in FE8 as much when you can get the stat boosters and cap all the stats.
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Pretend I put something witty here.

*Points at the part that says "But I'd be lying, so meh."

EDIT: Of my post, obviously.
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Aug 2 2006, 11:29 AM
He'd just be better then the swordmasters, unless you're saying that a capped stat swordmaster could beat a stat-capped general?

Regardless, the unlimited stat boosters is what makes FE8 suck for me. Having all your characters able to cap stats is just boring. Blessings, screwages, they don't matter in FE8 as much when you can get the stat boosters and cap all the stats.

Except for the fact that it's only AFTER story mode that you can do that.

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... uh-huh.

blazeinferno
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Serene_Dragon
Aug 2 2006, 11:29 AM
He'd just be better then the swordmasters, unless you're saying that a capped stat swordmaster could beat a stat-capped general?

Regardless, the unlimited stat boosters is what makes FE8 suck for me. Having all your characters able to cap stats is just boring. Blessings, screwages, they don't matter in FE8 as much when you can get the stat boosters and cap all the stats.

Except for the fact that it's only AFTER story mode that you can do that.

Story mode is so easy it doesn't even matter if you get screwed badly. Hell, I've told several people about my majorly screwed Ross and he was still kicking butt. Even without stat boosters, FE8 is too damn easy on screwed characters.
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Ahahahaha- *snort* -hahahaha- *snort* -heheheh

Hell, on my first playthough of FE8, half my team wasn't even promoted by chapter 20. <_<
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