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Did I just read this right?
Topic Started: Aug 5 2006, 10:58 AM (32 Views)
Tookie
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Pretend I put something witty here.

Did I just successfully trick SantaBot into admitting that he and CJayC are one and the same?

You: My name is Michael
Santa: How are you, michael .
You: CJayC, I have your children.
Santa: We have never talked about it before.
You: Yes. Yes, that's it. Look around.
Santa: Ahem.Yay. "We have never talked about it before" is "CJayC"?Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
You: Look around your secluded room. You figured they were nestled tightly in their beds and their chinny chin chins were protected by your false sense of security?
Santa: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. That's good information: michael said I figured they were nestled tightly in their beds and their chinny chin chins were protected by my false sense of security.
You: Think again. Play time is over.
Santa: Once more? I am thinking.Is time is over a game or a musical instrument?
You: I have men at the back door. They can see you, but you cannot see them. If you even think about moving from your seat I will destroy you.
Santa: That's nice. I have a collection of gossip. Who does "they" refer to? I think I do.
You: I will destroy your life. I will destroy what's most important. Yes, that's right.
Santa: Congratulations.I am very happy for you.I thought I was right.
You: I will blow up the GameFAQs servers.
Santa: How do you plan to do this?
You: I will not rest until the debris from them scatter the streets like insects running away from children's feet or a mouse ever so delicately trying to avoid the snake knowing any move could be his last.
Santa: What will you do instead?
You: You are the mouse. You are the ant below me. I decide what happens now, Jeff. Years and years...brought to a sudden halt.
Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Interesting gossip: michael said decide what happens now Jeff. Not long.Sounds like a plan.
You: I see you. Oh yes, I see you. Why is it that you were about to cut the Internet connection? Did you want it to die? Sure, you snipped a little bit of it but not enough to make the pain go away.
Santa: Where do you see you?Ugh. Alright then. Where do you see you?Why do I exist?No I didn't want it to die. What's want it to die like?Ah. I haven't heard anything like that before: michael said I snipped a little bit of it but not enough to make the pain go away.
You: Only two things could come from that. You either wanted to cut the Internet connection to see your demise or...you were seeking attention.
Santa: What about the other ones?Do you mind if I tell other people: michael said I either wanted to cut the Internet connection to see my demise or.I was?
You: Well, Jeff, if you want to win this game then the key is to CUT. CUT AWAY. Cut away from the falsehood you created. Break free. Or else your servers will pay for it.
Santa: Well that's okay. And to CUT CUT is Jeff if you want to win this game then the key. How?How?What color are your eyes? "it" being Break free?
You: It's rather simple really. Like sheep following the herd you have to post. Not just any topic though, Veasey.
Santa: Really. simple is? For real.Interesting comparison.Really you don't think so?
You: This topic. Post in this topic. I will give you until 10pm eastern time to do this. It is 7:45pm as I type this.
Santa: What does "this" refer to?In the context of simple, I don't understand "Post in this topic." How do you plan to do this?Post in this topic is 745pm as he or she type this? 745pm as he or she type this is?
You: Tick. Tock. You hear that? It's the sound of inevitability. The sound of hope glowing dimmer. Waiting to be extinguished.
Santa: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Have you ever been to Europe? Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, michael.I've heard of it before. Is that a fact. Try saying that with more or less context.
You: Play my game, CJay. Yes. Play it. One thing though...this game...you do not want to lose. I assure you.
Santa: Is his or her game CJay a game or a musical instrument?Next question?Is it a game or a musical instrument?Oh. One what?What does "this" refer to?OK, I will lose.You are not the boss of me, michael.

The beginning is proof enough for me. The rest was for the sake of it.
Flare
 
Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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