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That was awesome...
Topic Started: Aug 5 2006, 06:23 PM (71 Views)
Mr. Dansen
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My aunt, who lives upstairs from us, cooks lobster every now and then. Thing is, she is terrified of them when they're not cooking.

Now, usually, my dad drops them in the pot for her, but hes sleeping. So that only leaves me.

So I get on my full cooking suit and go to help her. Now, there was only one lobster, but I can see why she wouldn't want to touch this one. PERIOD.

This thing was continously moving so you couldn't get a grip on it. I mean claws flying, feelers curling in and out, rolling itself up and what not.

I finally get my hands on it and bring it over to the pot.

That lobster sees the boiling water, and I kid you not, it jerked itself out of my hands. It became a perfect ball in the split second between my hand and the boiling water. Hot water was everywhere. It must of thought it would have rolled off the stove and to the floor. But then my aunt's cats would have been kicking it around all day. Lose-Lose situation.

... That was frikkin awesome. It really was.
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stupid lobster. lol
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be wary of amazing chest

Me: Phew... I'm not the only one terrified of lobsters. >_>;;;
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LuteFanBoyNick
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>_>

I just hate that smell. And mhen their claws aren't constrained with those rubber band like thingies.
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Moonlight
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I wonder why man came to eating crabs and lobsters sometimes. They look like giant bugs to me.
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Aug 5 2006, 06:56 PM
I wonder why man came to eating crabs and lobsters sometimes. They look like giant bugs to me.

want to know 1 thing moonie? Lobster are consideed the oceans cockaroach as they eat anything.
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Ooh, my head is spinning...

lol, lobsters >_>
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gogo Lobster and crabs ^_^
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Seth
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I'm...HUNGRY!

^^^Dammit, I wanted to say that...

Anyway, man DID eat bugs before, so I think that it's like the concept of us finding a bigger species of cow to eat; of course we'd do it. More food.
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