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Someone tried to steal my gamecube today.
Topic Started: Aug 6 2006, 03:41 AM (135 Views)
iammax
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I was going to my friend Neil's bar-mitzvah party (the party was deayed about 8 months due to his family being seperated all the time. His dad's a journalist and he often has to go to Europe).

Anyway, he told me there were going to be a lot of kids of all ages, and he asked me to bring some of my video game consoles to entertain them. So, I brought my gamecube, PS2, N64, and SNES. I meant for the N64 to be in the personal-freinds (Neil, me and a few others), since we're old Goledneye/Pokemon Stadium fanatics. So the others went in the other room, where the other kids started playing my games. I was worried that they'd break something, because they all had ice cream and it was hot inside, but Neil said if they did, the party-people would buy a new one, since they have some sort of insurance or something. I was skeptical, but Neil's rich, so if the party people didn't get me a new one, I knew he would. He's honorable.

So, we have lots of fun. Me, Neil, Alex, Sara, Michelle, Emily, Eric, and Jeff set up a Goldeneye tournament. I came in third. Emily beat me. (Alex beat her in the finals though). Then, we set up a 32 person SSBM tourney with the other kids, and I lost that in the quarterfinals to some random cousin who went on to be beat by some other random cousin in the finals.

It's going all well. We eat good food (the kids had the option to eat kiddie food such as chicken and fries and mozerella sticks and other good stuff). It's great. People start to leave. Soon, only Me, Neil, Sara, and Jeff are left, besides some random relatives none of us know, not even Neil.

So, I go to get my video games from the kids section. It was a very big room with at least 10 large TVs all tuned. I get my SNES, and PS2, and they seem to be working, and everything's there. But the Gamecube is missing!

I run out to the parking lot to tell my parents. While I'm running across the lot, A car nearly hits me. The driver gets out and starts telling me to look where I'm going. He's right, so I apologize. He gets back in. But when I turn around, I get a glimpse of the backseat. My gamecube is sitting right on the seat in the middle! I know it's mine, because of the big atari sticker on the middle.

I open the door, and tell the kid to give me my gamecube. He refuses, and says the party guy said he could have it because he won the SSBM tourney. I tell him that's not true, it's mine, I brought it here and never agreed to that. So I try to grab it. He grabs my hand and twists it. He's maybe 16 or 17, and somehow has a car...lucky. (I'm 14 and 11 months), but he's in really bad shape. I'm fat, but have moderate muscles underneath. He's about the same fat, but no muscles. So I grab his arm, and pull him out of the car.

He hits his tooth on the pavement, and it cracks a bit. He gets pissed and charges at me. I slide out of the way and hit his ankle with my leg. He trips, so I grab my gamecube and run to my car, chuck it in, and lock the door, and get out. There are a bunch of parents outside now. The guy who took my gamecube (I find out later his name is Sam) walks past my to get to his car. I thought he might try to attack me, but he didn't. He probably dind't want to in front of the adults. He just hissed: "You better sleep with one eye open. I don't forget easily." He gets in his car, and drives away.

Anyway, I go home, and tell my parents. When I tell them about the part where he told me to watch my back, my mom gets scared, and says You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air! I whistled for a cabm and when it came near, the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror! If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, And I yelled to the cabby yo, holmes, smell you later! I Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my my throne as the prince of bel-air!

When I got to my room there, I called up Neil, and told him all about it. He said his mom sent him away to a relative's house for his own safety once too. He got to come home after a few days when his parents realized it was stupid. So I'm not too worried. Today was very odd.
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The heart, it beats for blood.

I'm Jewish?
The heart, it beats for blood.
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Walliard
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nak nak naknak naknaknaknak nak nak

No ninjas involved?
nak

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When the stars begin to flicker out and the long heat death of the universe begins, I will be the last to go - because dying is too mainstream.
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Painting the world the way you want it [:

Blarg, you wasted 5 minutes of my life.

*shoots Max*
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iammax
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Kochi, do I even really know you?

I just used Neil because it was on the radio. All these names were "use on impulse" names.

I tried to pick normal sounding names.
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BRAUGAGUGAUGUAUHGHAUHAU

Uh huh.
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The heart, it beats for blood.

One day, I'm gonna post a story like this and actually have it be TRUE.
The heart, it beats for blood.
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iammax
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My last one was much more popular on RI.
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Tookie
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Pretend I put something witty here.

*Ctrl + F Bel-Air*
Flare
 
Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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Iron Shaman
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ha ha ha

Tookie
Aug 6 2006, 11:04 AM
*Ctrl + F Bel-Air*

*See Above*
FE: Herald of Faith
Take a look! IS has got event hacking skillz!

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Gooooo Fish <3
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Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

Seen it on LotS/10

And I Ctrl+F'd Bel Air as well.
"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Crimmy
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sausages, nanako

Grahhh, I knew this was fake when that bel-Air thing came up.
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

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Aug 6 2006, 03:59 PM
Grahhh, I knew this was fake when that bel-Air thing came up.

O RLY?!
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Soul
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Ooh, my head is spinning...

>_>

Silly Max, fake stories=no gewd
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Flare's clone says (5:22 PM):
You know, the first time I scrolled over your MSN icon fast, I thought it was Wodan with a top hat.

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[00:55] Apejack Cuba: someone sig that

Medi in diplomacy
 
And why should I trust your ability? You have very consistently been losing ground to the Germans, regardless of whether I've been on your side or not. What you're telling me is that I have a dilemma: either I can fight you and see you lose all of your SCs to Germany, or I can fight Germany and see you lose all of your SCs to Germany.
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iammax
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It's more fun when people don't control F bel air.

Espeically since I do lots of these.
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Ooh, my head is spinning...

Ooo I have an evil idea <.<
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Tales of The Abyss, FEABL Style, fun stuff!

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Flare's clone says (5:22 PM):
You know, the first time I scrolled over your MSN icon fast, I thought it was Wodan with a top hat.

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[00:55] Apejack Cuba: someone sig that

Medi in diplomacy
 
And why should I trust your ability? You have very consistently been losing ground to the Germans, regardless of whether I've been on your side or not. What you're telling me is that I have a dilemma: either I can fight you and see you lose all of your SCs to Germany, or I can fight Germany and see you lose all of your SCs to Germany.
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Mario123v2
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It should be obvious that you put it in the middle so people actually have reason to read it.
Zap
 
Also, a better line for what we did in Afganistan:

All your base are belong to U.S.

You, sir, win.
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Tink a link

Just imagine if all these were real Max. You'd have on interesting (albit a little violent) life.
Actively Battling:
Pengael lvl 20/17 Sniper
Angel lvl 20/10 Mage Knight
Noah lvl 16 Monk
Azul lvl 10 Shaman
Liere lvl 20/6 Crusader
Ciel lvl 1 Corsair

Retired:
Hithlum lvl 20/20 Falcoknight
Cyril lvl 20/20 Sage
Vince lvl 20/20 Paladin
Chiback lvl 20/20 Hero

I accept PM challenges!

^_^
BAH!
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Aug 7 2006, 08:30 PM
Just imagine if all these were real Max. You'd have on interesting (albit a little violent) life.

Max? Interesting?

XD

>_>
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes".
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting.
4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama.
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He has a point.

Shire and Squid.
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