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The World According to America
Topic Started: Aug 6 2006, 06:21 PM (222 Views)
Kinkajou
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I make iron women out of iron maidens

**WARNING, IF THIS OFFENDS YOU, YOU TAKE OFFENSE TOO EASILY**



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"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice"
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

XFD
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Naglfar
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY

Heh.
1478: George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was executed by drowning in a barrel of Malmsey wine at his own request.

Put on your hard hat and head for the highways! From repairing country lanes, to constructing huge motorways your engineering skills will be put to the test in this fascinating simulation.

Lay out the traffic cones and punch through the concrete with your pneumatic drill as your new roadway starts to take shape. All of the tools of the trade are at your disposal including an asphalt planer, steamroller, marking machine and the whole gamut of machinery required to transform a building site into a super smooth motorway. As your skills grow you will be able to embark on a range of diverse missions. Country roads, pothole repairs, lane widening and motorway construction are all in a day's work for the hard hat highway heroes!

Dig for pay dirt and form your own civil engineering company. You will be starting modestly with small wheel loaders but success is in the soil! As your skills and reputation increase grow your business with the purchase of a huge selection of equipment including the heavy road roller!

Get swept up into fighting the flotsam and jetsam of city life with Street Cleaning Simulator! In Street Cleaning Simulator you are the proud owner/operator of a small firm specialising in keeping the town's roads free from all the leaves and dirt that accumulate over time. Visit your office to learn what work the Mayor's office has for you.

Your vehicle is a highly sophisticated street cleaning machine. It's equipped with three highly powered and independently operated brushes. Whose work can be supported by highly powered water jets - which are needed to remove that stubborn street dirt.

You'll be operating on busy streets so you'll have to use your driving skills to avoid pedestrians and other road users. Remember to use your wing mirrors to help prevent crashing your vehicle.
Don't forget to fill up with fuel...and water......and empty out the muck from time to time.

Street Cleaning Simulator features highly detailed vehicles and a wonderfully crafted town for you to explore - and keep clean!

No more waiting on the hard shoulder in Europe to be rescued! Tow Truck Simulator places you in the role of the driver and operator of a rescue truck as you become the hero of the hour and rescue broken down vehicles and attend accidents. Or perhaps you will prefer to take the role of the driver of a dreaded towing truck and tow away illegally parked cars.

There are four models of tow trucks for you to choose from each with a crane and winch to remove every kind of vehicle. You will learn how to handle different cars to get them loaded as quickly as possible!

The large detailed 3D environment allows you to freely explore the roads around you whilst searching for drivers in distress.
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Enix
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<> Fate/Stay Night <> ~Fan~

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw "Moose" and "Kangaroos".

xDDD
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Heroman
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be wary of amazing chest

Me: lol, winnar.
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BIG MAN
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Unrelentingly BIG

liek communist scum yo

Amusement.
(10:26:04 PM) Simon: Pidgey is down
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7:16 AM - The Junior Senator from [BIG]: home is where the heart is, big man.
7:16 AM - The Junior Senator from [BIG]: and my heart is in the mailbox.
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Kochipahk
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The heart, it beats for blood.

That didn't make me laugh at all. But it is true.
The heart, it beats for blood.
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Oni
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Loli shop girl, Ho!
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Japan is my best friend they bring me video games :fwee:
PM challenges are accepted and incouraged.
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Look, it's banner version "TO MANY ****ING CHARACTERS!!!"
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Ok, hop aboard then. Adventure awaits.

I laughed.
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[00:09:11] Magus of the Purge: You and Kim's anniversary is the original Great Purge?
[00:09:15] Captain Vicas: Yep
[00:09:28] Magus of the Purge: No wonder your relationshup has lasted this long.
[00:09:32] Captain Vicas: Of course
[00:09:36] Magus of the Purge: it was blessed by Gheb himself
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Bears


LotS repost. >_>

Well, the map there was different, but it said the same general thing.
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: "Alternate Universes".
4:24 PM - John Ѯzzingford: Taking an existing set of characters, and putting them in an altogether different setting.
4:25 PM - John Ѯzzingford: For example, you could take the cast of the Mario games, and set them up in some kind of detective-versus-cannibal-mastermind drama.
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Feeling spritely.

I've seen that somewhere before, but it still wins.
"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it or does it." --- Malcolm X.

"The AI is not very smart. It makes up for that by cheating." --- Naglfar, on Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. XD

Flarebringer
 
I guess I'm not cut out for magical girl shows.

Someday, this is going to get quoted out of context.


Seth
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I like the italics in the post.

"Cleric by Seth"

It sounds like a fancy cologne.


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Posted Image Mu Arae, level 17 Pegasus Knight | Posted Image Mars, level 7 Professor | Posted Image Gloria, level 11 Fortune-Teller

Spot prefers to stat in battles since she usually lacks sufficient time to run them through an RNG.


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Air guitarist for the ages

*big ol' approval stamp*

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2/10/06: The Day of the Oath
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11/07/06: The Three Brother's Story, a real book?!
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*has been labeled as the Sanger Zonvolt of the FEABL by Crimson Archer*

I AM WILL THE WONDER, THE GUITARIST THAT SMITES BOREDOM!
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Burning Baron

India = Curry. XD
“The truth is, Colonel, that there’s no divine spark, bless you. There’s many a man alive with no more value than a dead dog. Believe me, when you’ve seen them hang each other…Equality? Christ in Heaven. What I’m fighting for is the right to prove I’m a better man than many. Where have you seen this divine spark in operation, Colonel? Where have you noticed this magnificent equality? The Great White Joker in the Sky dooms us all to stupidity or poverty from birth. No two things on the earth are equal or have an equal chance, not a leaf nor a tree. There’s many a man worse than me, and some better, but I don’t think race or country matters a damn. What matters is justice. ‘Tis why I’m here. I’ll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I’m Kilrain, and I God damn all gentlemen.” –Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels

"Theirs not to reason why. Theirs but to do or die." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson

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Frederick, level 20/20 General, Retired
Kreig, level 20/3 Druid
Isaac, level 15/6 Nomad Trooper
Javier, level 20/12 Teutonic Knight
Adrian, level 15/1 Sage
Faisal, level 2 Fighter
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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Canada's was the funniest to me.
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Fish
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xD the hockey thing is acctualy kinda true though O.o
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I felt the need for change. Probably making something new when I feel motivated...xD
Nina level 14 Theif
Tristan level 20/4 Falco Knight
Toya level 20/19 Wyveren Lord
CO Adder,Jul 29 2007
12:16 AM
When I went out to get the male, I had the strangest desire.

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Gigs
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HELLO EVERYBODY

Well, I was talking more about the Moose, but yeah.

And since when does America know what Curry is?
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Fish
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Neh no it's true but still th moose things pretty funnt xD
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I felt the need for change. Probably making something new when I feel motivated...xD
Nina level 14 Theif
Tristan level 20/4 Falco Knight
Toya level 20/19 Wyveren Lord
CO Adder,Jul 29 2007
12:16 AM
When I went out to get the male, I had the strangest desire.

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Druid
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Burning Baron

GigaShadow555
Aug 6 2006, 07:00 PM
And since when does America know what Curry is?

Trust me, America knows. I've joked with my family about curry for three years now.
“The truth is, Colonel, that there’s no divine spark, bless you. There’s many a man alive with no more value than a dead dog. Believe me, when you’ve seen them hang each other…Equality? Christ in Heaven. What I’m fighting for is the right to prove I’m a better man than many. Where have you seen this divine spark in operation, Colonel? Where have you noticed this magnificent equality? The Great White Joker in the Sky dooms us all to stupidity or poverty from birth. No two things on the earth are equal or have an equal chance, not a leaf nor a tree. There’s many a man worse than me, and some better, but I don’t think race or country matters a damn. What matters is justice. ‘Tis why I’m here. I’ll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I’m Kilrain, and I God damn all gentlemen.” –Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels

"Theirs not to reason why. Theirs but to do or die." -Alfred, Lord Tennyson

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Frederick, level 20/20 General, Retired
Kreig, level 20/3 Druid
Isaac, level 15/6 Nomad Trooper
Javier, level 20/12 Teutonic Knight
Adrian, level 15/1 Sage
Faisal, level 2 Fighter
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Oni
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Loli shop girl, Ho!
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Xena XD
PM challenges are accepted and incouraged.
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Hoath lvl 20/5 Swordmaster Posted ImageZiek lvl 20/5 Hero Posted ImageAmanda lvl 20/1 Wizard Posted Image
Ben lvl 19/0 Cavalier Posted ImageTina lvl 6/0 Peggy Knight Posted Image
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Suguru Posted ImageAntonio Posted ImageRicardo Posted ImageYaku
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Look, it's banner version "TO MANY ****ING CHARACTERS!!!"
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Floopipoo
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Painting the world the way you want it [:

XD

Win.
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iammax
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Let's combine neighbors!

*gives drunken moose a hockey stick*
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Shire Guardian
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Tink a link

Curry is some tasty stuff.
Actively Battling:
Pengael lvl 20/17 Sniper
Angel lvl 20/10 Mage Knight
Noah lvl 16 Monk
Azul lvl 10 Shaman
Liere lvl 20/6 Crusader
Ciel lvl 1 Corsair

Retired:
Hithlum lvl 20/20 Falcoknight
Cyril lvl 20/20 Sage
Vince lvl 20/20 Paladin
Chiback lvl 20/20 Hero

I accept PM challenges!

^_^
BAH!
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Tookie
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Pretend I put something witty here.

I always though it was Oil and War for Iraq.
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Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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Iron Shaman
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ha ha ha

O_o

XDXDXD

Love it.
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Take a look! IS has got event hacking skillz!

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Gooooo Fish <3
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Tookie
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Pretend I put something witty here.

Yeah, I saw a different one.

Australia: Big island. Hawaii?

UK: 51st State

Europe: Wine and Chocolate.

Iraq: Oil and War.
Flare
 
Okay.

You have been dressed down by Tookie for trolling.

This topic is now over. It can be mathematically proved that there is no adequate comeback to that simple fact.


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Iron Shaman
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ha ha ha

What worries me is the "Here there be Dragons"

o.ó
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Zap
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yeah

Win.
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Zapper (Sage | Myrm)
Arleta
Leanna
Elena
Lexi
Sick
Darren

NOT THAT ANYONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE ANYMORE :D
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Silly Tee
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It's his eyebrows. They're hypnotic, I swear.

this topic is full of win
XD
and yeah, wai dragons? ô_o

also, needs more yaoi
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all hail to the Fishy one :D
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FFFF

XD
RIP MICHAEL JACKSON. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH LITTLE BOYS. </3
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HiMAT Laharl!

If the size was friendlier, this would be my desktop image.

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Nate
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yeah

I didn't laugh until I looked it over again and saw "Countries smaller than Hooterville"
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[00:47] Gigs: nothing on feabl is drama worthy
[00:47] Gigs: and yet...


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Element
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Super Nintendo RPG's ftw?

Awesomeness. XD
On the subject of physicals
 
Raptor Jesus says:
Gotta pee in a jar tomorrow morning.

<.<;
Element says:
i hate that...
Raptor Jesus says:
I've gotten pretty good, to be honest


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Lewa


Me: There are dragons in Antarctica? *goes to Antarctica with large net, muttering something about cold-blooded creatures in cold climates being easy to catch*
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